Brooker's: 10 Biggest Cocks in Advertising

[baboon445]

he says it how it is,, it is shit

[weeweeeewee]

"I think mortgages should have holes in you can put your cock in" slick reference to being married there lol.

[Bowie37David]

I just spat my tea all over my computer.

[megmo1571]

I remember all these ads!

[LucasW180]

i HATED those butlins kids :L

[halfmozhalfbiscuit]

I only saw that Ray Winstone advert once and I fucking HATED it. Seeing it on this list a few months later made me very happy.

[DarkMagicianDude]

shhhhhhhhhh-ut the fuck up

[MrPbodii]

"They locked him in there because he's an absolute c*nt"

[ObscenityOlivia]

I'm crying tears of laughter over his impression of Ray Winstone. XD

[kw0000suede]

can't believe theres no mention of "who you gonna call?"

[tapp3r]

This made my day hahahahahaha <33333 IT'S LAUNDRY YOU TIT!

[storageheater]

Christ, the last advert guy is the music teacher from Waterloo Road. I can't decide which is a worse thing to be in.

[tomwiddv2]

Utter legend.

[Dungarth]

..Charlie Brooker needs to update this list, I think you'll find there are far more annoying tossers/bints in today's adverts. Especially those cringeworthy pay-day loans ones.

[MrLibertine84]

'at number 3, picture the prick. you don't have to here he is'. gets me everytime

[yannickiyoka]

keep ur damn shit appreciation for ur self

[RyanGiggsOBE]

i wanna sit down and watch tv with him, just to rant about the stupid drivel that the advertising people in media try to shove down our throats. like that go compare man

bill hicks said it best "if you work in advertising, kill yourself" lmao hicks and brooker would have been the best combination

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

Ah brooker. I've missed you.

[SweetMintPie555]

i can think of something to throw at you! *brings up knife*

[mnteerie]

1:36 another song that's too good to deserve to be put in a commercial

[buckkkyyy]

i like how he just had a knife on his table.. classic charlie

[WalterLiddy]

This is genius! I have to find the entire show now.

[TheKlink]

It's like my interior monologue from way back when!!!

[TheComradeMax]

I think mortgages should have holes you can put your knob in.

[jc210103]

shhhhhh.......shut the fuck up

[mrlavabeast]

LMFAO. Absolute Comic Gold........."That's laundry you tit!!"

[TheSobek]

Only number 1 was as irritating as number 10, one of the single most sickening ads ever made.

[johnnyXsniper]

hahaha! i love charlie

[IpswichTilliDie1]

HAHA I FUCKING LOVE THIS MAN!

[555hugs]

this is the BBC, why the fuck is all the swearing censored?!

[IICJZII]

If he made a new one, the "it's gonna taste great" kid would be on there and so would the go compare guy, at number 1.

[jiros00]

If man-child Brooker were in advertising he'd be unassailably the biggest cock of all.

[stutheironman]

Picture the prick, you don't have to...here he is

[sweenytod0]

yeah i dont know about you but i quit my broadband services with a chilly arkward domestic atmosphere, so this is spot on LOL

[sweenytod0]

oopdee doo apples and pears, oopdee doo

[99RML]

Picture Loans feature in another of his 'Ten Biggest Cocks in Advertising' lists too...

[MegaLinkification]

That's laundry You tit!!!!

(I can think of something to throw at You...)

XD

[harpdevil]

Or just shows without the ad breaks. My number one biggest cock in advertising would have to be the kid from the 'gonna taste great' kelloggs ads

[MrGringo69]

its laaundry you tit!! lol

[tgseason12]

Charlie is lovely :D

[spr66]

Fuckwipe.

[minichapify]

lmfao, put the audio thingy on... and when he says 'cock-end' it comes up as 'cupcake'!!! XD

[bigglese]

He obviously hasn't seen the new haribo advert

[RenMcAberae]

IT'S THE TRUDGER!

From A Knight's Tale!

How dare he! That dude's amazing<3

[tayloreh]

I love this, but I'm not sure if I should. He criticizes the first few for not being real and forcing themselves on you, then he criticizes the broadband one for being the opposite... Basically the message is that TV in general is hell. But I wish he'd just say that eloquently. Even 'How TV Ruined Your Life' spends a little too long being mean than being substantive.

[CrHickey25]

@tayloreh Whats so real about the broadband one?

[Javer80]

@tayloreh

For the record, he's being sarcastic about the broadband ad. But I see where you're coming from.

Him being Brooker, I see little in the world of internet videos that would strike him as any less infuriating than what gets onto TV. Perhaps that's what he's getting at: that he *could* go into detail on why X is objectively stupid, but silly 30-sec. bits like these don't warrant it. So he makes a silly 3-min. video that makes you laugh and not much else.

Or maybe I'm overanalyzing. xD

[jasewildheart]

@tayloreh He doesnt need to say it eloquently, it's just meant to make you laugh. You dont need to spell out why all these adverts or 90% of tv is so awful, it's plain to see.

[lukeperrin123456]

He had me at Smug bell end xD

[RichLN]

Charlie Brooker loves to whack targets that are dumber than he is. It's just that there aren't as many of them out there as he likes to think.

[Zhenrel]

@sunflowergirl611 Perhaps Mr. Brooker simply wanted to leave it at calling a pair of twelve-year-olds precocious sods, and, instead of calling them twats or cockheads, decided to take the classier route by blowing a raspberry at them. Or perhaps words simply cannot describe how annoying children on adverts can be. ;)

[MrHeslopian]

@sunflowergirl611 And I suppose every sound which leaves of your lips is a quote from Satre or a satirical comment on democracy.

[elliecoffey]

"Yeah I don't know about you but I equate Broadband Services with a chilly, awkward domestic atmosphere, so this is spot on"

[kebabs]

"Shhhhhhhhhshhhhhhhhhhh shut da fuck up"

[LBNANY]

Hooray for the Nazis!!!

[Gresaaa]

SHHHHHHHUT THE FUCK UP

[Neandertron]

ROOP DE DOOP APPLES AN PEARS ROOP DE DOOP

[Insubordinate90]

Brooker you fucking legend. Sane voice amidst a retarded world.

[jjws]

"i think mortgages should have holes you can put your knob in"

lmao!

[spursfan112]

Thumbs up if you always act like him when your watching adverts alone!

[Rmg12]

@spursfan112 YES,. or infront of other people...

[Sl4y3rNeb]

@spursfan112 i do it around other people too, probably why I have no friends :(

[LucasW180]

@spursfan112 waaaaayyy to often for my own good :L

[spursfan112]

1:00! Lol!

Hilairious

[UNIQUE1982]

Made me laugh!!! Good stuff

[EuropeanTourism]

"A smug bell end with a brain full of women and mortgages"

[zafjaf]

i love the laundry comment

i remember the clio ad from way back when

[ManlySlut]

@zafjaf sssshut the fuck up. 

[True2Talent]

"ruup de doo apple and pears ruup de doo"

[Vahtacen]

Ad breaks without the pricks. If only....

[way2tehdawn]

Charlie Brooker is so funny, he's so easily annoyed. I bet people have been winding him up all his life lol.

[Younowkoed]

Everytime I see the Jenson Button advert when he says "Racing... Bracing", I keep expecting him to say Masturbatin next. Hate that advert

[zinbobal]

i agree with everything apart from number 6, i don't think they are truly 'cock'ish. Simply because you could replace that with any person in any 'eau de toilette' or shampoo advert. If anyone can find any non'cock'ish person in these, i would be happy to see those adverts

[FishlipsMalone]

another piss-take show where i spat my tea out :) sir brooker does it all

[ShamrocksGetYouHigh]

ah he's brilliant, how tv ruined your life was the best laugh ive had in years he's a genius

[insideoutbarbie]

"yeah, or ad breaks without the pricks." LOL.

[CalumnMcAulay]

the ray winstone impression was classic

[kisbie]

Charlie clearly doesn't feel that ads are worthy of a considered, imaginative response.

[99RML]

Clearly 114 people are over-compensating twats

[Sl4y3rNeb]

OOOP DII DOOO APPLES AND PEARS

[KillerBear111]

the fucking music in between is more annoying than the actual people in this video

[tomsega]

@KillerBear111 - THAT'S THE FUCKING IDEA YOU COMPLETE PENIS

[KillerBear111]

@tomsega sure

[Lindelamare]

@KillerBear111 it's not supposed to be seen as one long countdown. And anyway, it's from the carry on films - can't find that annoying surely :p ?

[4BHJ]

Yeah im just stepping out the side of a van yeah YOU F***ING IDIOT!

quality.

[TheRealDerfMan]

....over-compensating twat....!

[XNo1XLuvzXMeX]

Oh God, his comments are hilarious.. :P

[evanquads]

"they've locked in him there just because he's suc h a c*nt"

[99RML]

Brooker at his misanthropic, vicious, sarcastic - and yet still incredibly likeable - best.

[AnishaLeahB]

:') Yeah, I equate broadband services with a chillingly awkward domestic atmosphere, so this is spot on :'DD<33 Make a new one Brooker!!!<33

[gruffaloface]

sshhhhhhhhhhhh-ut the fuck up.

[99RML]

I've long hated those BT ads as well. Boring as f*ck

[99RML]

I think I've just injured myself laughing at his Ray Winstone bit

[NukeTheWhales87]

"Ssssshhhhhut the Fuck UP!" Looool hilarious....

[Cacolantern]

oopa doo apples and pears oopdee doo xD

[Jakkinator45]

1:00 ROFL

[wrtgroup40]

cool but we do it better

[MrRik2]

@wrtgroup40 No, you don't.

[phillNWUK]

i hate the 2 kids, they r so friggin annoying lol

[Pimothy]

Great vid, but the music between each ad was driving me up the wall... Actually more annoying than the cocks in advertising themselves

[zedbazi141]

lol

[thesunsleeps]

The utter arsewipe in the T-mobile ad screaming his twattish head along to "total eclipse of the heart" would make my list.

[GeorgeS1112]

@johngreen120

*knob

[jackotheripper]

Last line of this video is the winner.

[ukstevey]

Charlie Brooker is god

[elstroshitnonstop]

the biggest current prick in advertising has to be the twat in the new gillette adverts who runs in to changing rooms where men are shaving, shouting "yeah! woohoo buddy!" and then gets a black man in an arm lock waving a gillette in front of him going "take it! go on! take it". absolute wanker

[kbtreturns]

@elstroshitnonstop that gilette advert scares me a little

[EilisLornaWalsh]

"That's laundry, you tit!" L.M.A.O.!

[gmcb007]

If this was made today im sure that go compare fat fucker would be #1

[360Eagle]

Whwn i frst saw him on some shows i didnt like him, but after watching this i have turned into a huge fan, he's godly

[StopStealingEggs]

he should do another one, and include that smug asshole from the phones4u ads. what a dickhole.

[iamafish400]

charlie should update this to include go compare guy, gavin from autoglass, injury lawyers 4 u guy, the guy who falls off the ladder in the national accident helpline advert (and the woman with the horrendous fringe), poo at paul's kid, and the total muppet in the we buy any car advert.

[castratedcat]

Charlie Brooker - the only reason to watch 10 o' clock live 

[dag101101]

@tiredofphailspelling Uhm, but his lack of neutralness with EVERYTHING is what makes him amazing.

[graemeoliver84]

He really should have picked that advert with the foreign footballer manager (no idea who it is cos I don't follow football) who acts like a pompous know-it-all dick, saying "I am football manager. Every part of my life already planned." He demonstrates by backing his BMW X5 (or similar Chelsea Tractor) out of his driveway and psychically anticipates another car coming along and touches the brakes.

[graemeoliver84]

I never liked the Kris Mitchell BT adverts because I always thought he looked too young to be a father figure to teenage kids (at least when the adverts first started)

[demon4411]

WHERE THE FUCK IS BARRY SCOTT

[coltmanm]

lol i liked kris marshall in my family.

2:38 haha nooooo

[TheChibiVamp]

shhhhh shut the fuck up XD LOL

[pezza418]

relentlessly evil cunt.. fuckin love it! XD

[eatallpiepods]

Haha, awesome xD "Chris Marshall and his boring fucking relationship" particularly cracked me up 'cause that's what I think every time one of those stupid adverts starts up!! nggraaaAAAAAHHHH!!! (the sounds of primal frustration)

[alphaspecie224]

ARSE!

[stefankolev89]

the music in the begining is so funny

[stefankolev89]

love the theme it's very funny

[Angrykitty19]

i can think of something to throw at you lol

[Terramax]

I think the fuck who stars in the Lawyers 4 You adverts, who used to be in The Bill, should be at number 1.

[evilmamaluigi]

'shhhut the fuck up'

brilliant

[Dungarth]

I love Charlie Brooker, he is beyond hilarious. Its just a shame hes a liberal/left-winger which means most of his jibes will mostly be aimed at the right.

[KatesPinkZeppelin]

@Dungarth That's a good thing, everyone should be liberal ( free )

[Slapbass13]

@Dungarth Yeah, the sensible cunt.

[USERNAMEfieldempty]

"Wurl don' look at me. I yaint gonna tell y'wha ta dooo."

No, you'll just heavily imply it.

Wallop! KO'd Ray Winston. Impressive.

[billyemorris]

I have a cup of tea here and I've spat a mouthful of it out three times watching this. I feel like a fly banging against the window. Hilarious.

[JustAboutCrazy]

Roop de doo apples & pears roop de doo...

Lmao!!

[switchaka345]

The music is just perfect lool :D

[DynamicScherzo]

"They've locked him in there just cos he's such a cunt"

[DynamicScherzo]

LMAO his comments are the sort of things I'll randomnly say while watching ads too :P

[vexred]

FACT: More people need some Charlie Brooker in their lives.

[xMusicIsMyOnlyHopex]

"thats laundry ya tit..." :') PMSL i love him

[buxbunny11]

@xMusicIsMyOnlyHopex you spelled your name wrong

[Deanocfc]

The Clio advert was well good. But then again Brooker writes for the Guardian so a bit of anti Englishness is always welcome.

[MitchRaf]

He compared the Blackpool tower with the Eiffel Tower, how on earth is that well good?

[Deanocfc]

@MitchRaf

The fact that it was England v France was my point. Shakespeare vs french writers.

[MitchRaf]

These adverts are full of cocks proabbly because the people who made them are cocks- believe me I know the type.

[JoeMudd123]

Charlie Brooker must've inspired about 80% of That Guy With The Glasses.com

[weejockpoopongmcplop]

I thought the Clio advert was quite good.

[DynamicScherzo]

"I think mortages should have holes you can put your knob in oo" HAHA! I laughed so damn hard :')

[ServantOfAllah0264]

Even though he's got a foul mouth, he talks some sense. The advertising industry is so unbelievably annoying, you just feel like switching over every 5 seconds.

[mbond65]

"theyve locked him in there cos hes such a cunt"

[MeMeMeMeMeMeMeMeAndU]

"I equate broadband services with a chilly, akward domestic atmosphere."

I fucking love Charlie Brooker.



[freeflow111]

funniest man of 2010

[TheDrunkenTrooper]

We need more people like brooker in the world

[Rossco602]

charlie brooker is a god

[noisepuppet]

Don't we all say this shit at the TV?

[hereticmagpie]

Last year Charlie Brooker suggested a campaign to beat the X Factor to Xmas #1 by releasing a 15 second track of children saying 'Simon Cowell: Shit for ears' a few times with all proceeds going to charity. The campaign to make this happen in 2011 has begun... check it out on Facebook by searching for "Simon Cowell, shit for ears" - 2011 XMAS campaign.

[EozOrange]

"Yuck. This is the actual size of your nasal passages."

"No, THIS is you f****** idiot!"

[t3rr411]

this was a show

/watch?v=vPKRs3LF88M&feature=g­rec_index

[renoo27]

2:08 - 2:18. Ugh! I forgot that advert existed. I probably repressed it.

[Izlandzadi14]

Omg this guy is fucking hilarious whoever he is :D

[ManiaCop100]

'sshhhhut the fuck up" omfg that cracked me up! loll

[Robwilsonian]

Does anyone know the name of the really upbeat music in between the clips?

[Rabija0and0Adzkha]

Charlie Brooker for Prime minister please :))

[kujiwik]

i think mortgages should have holes in them where i can put my nob in lmfao

[Eoin741]

"ssh the fuck up"

[r0b0t805]

"no I'm just gonna heavily imply it."

lmao

[BluDevil93]

Where's Gio Compario?

[lrb662003]

@BluDevil93 This was made a couple of years before the dark time of the go compare ads.

[keshihead07]

@BluDevil93 Look at the date of the video :D

[megamarsvin]

Of course the real cocks are the people who come up with this shit in the first place.

[Magikshroomgirl]

I love this when it was unintentionally showed on QVC

[batmanofni]

Is Charlie only alowed to say fuck so many times, because it's not allways bleeped.

[Electricretropants]

I love this guy.

[Conchobhar]

Charlie Brooker stop letting yourself get angry at twats! You are going to give yourself an aneurysm!

[jimbob0025]

This video is so full of win. Charlie Brooker is my hero.

[RaptorFag]

lol whinging pom.

[flyingphantom1988]

this man is a legend

[aaleric]

He forgot Injury lawyers for you.

[DarkRevMW2]

anyone know where i can get a mp3 of the song that gets played at the start?