FOB PUA : introduction to pivots

[undextrois]

any info on the hot chick ?

[bulletzdz]

WTF LOL HOLY SHIT IS THIS A JOKE LOL

[wittenhau]

@strident212

I believe FOB is 'Fresh Off the Boat'

[dtstone24]

fucking hilarious parody man! bravo

[PostedEveryHour]

it sux when you organize these things :/

[kennalj1]

how could she possibly not know she was being filmed?

[exam]

@kennalj1 she knew but most people just go with it

[gammypage]

WTF he should have stuck in there with the first girl she was hot and really nice!

[festexi24]

Owned



[waddellski]

yak shemash is nice

[bilibalala]

the fuck is this

[Snipza]

@Joel0277 that's what f.ob. means dumbass.... fresh off the boat. loser.

[dagrinder15]

what university is this?

[DaNoobKilr]

this wasn't serious now was it??? was very bad lol, and yeah why do you sound like borat =S

[NocturnalBeing]

is it just me or does he sound just like borat?

[wss28210]

omg, asian! stop humiliating you own kind!!, this is just a JOKE...but it's funny,im asian btw, nothing against asian, im proud of my race

[MrToronto2009]

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[Flamboyantkid1]

NOSEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[AndresD89]

the first girl with the milan hat is hot. after all this recording was wrapped up he should have hollered at her

[Rozmic]

nice pastiche ^^

[marthasoria66]

booooooooooooooooooooo want to be! u suck!

[phamily]

LOL the tags....

[Locust59]

lol lol

[paully6996]

this cunt needs to learn english!!

[tippical]

Chinese Borat :))

[Flamboyantkid1]

LOOOL u nailed it bro

[jotedem]

holy molly best fuking PUA ever L .

[shakaloso83]

funny shit

[mannentast]

HAHAHAH FUNNY AS HELL

[MechaRadio]

Are you serious? You think that it seems set up? OF COURSE it was set up! This was a joke! A skit! Everyone was messin around.

[shylockalpha]

Pretty funny! But the pivot was ready to roll!

[r3dfella]

lmao how he shows his tag. Too funny.

[Bogoth]

lol, what is he doin? the other one was nice

[kneeare]

lol what is this borat?

[imwhy]

he's doing an impression of borat damn it.

[EvilEnchant]

good neg

[kzniu]

That was entertaining haha

[Jreyes2265]

Lmao! PUA, this was good...

[JaredeProgresso]

He totally closed the target !!

[kungfu2u2]

This guy makes Borat look like Bradpitt

[somegotashyankles]

LMAO!!!!!!

[moonsoonmenu]

that DHV was hilarious

[jstnhnh]

That first girl is really cute.

[BERTELONI]

@jstnhnh Amazing beauty!

[jonw0115]

so fake but so damn funny, this must be an khaziknese accent lol

[virtuous8]

wow. the girl with red hat is HOT!!!!

[blokeirish]

must be borats chinese cousin .

[edstar83]

lol I like this.

[spyros4816]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, this is funny shit!

[zammarock]

i loved the beginning part a lot it was funny hahaha

[Hurdlerwayne]

LMAO!!!!!!! it looked like he was losing for a while but he can actually keep a good interesting conversation and keep her laughing. then...... he didnt take the interaction any further keep working in it man. i kno how u feel it is hard to puick up girls in other languages lol!

[warpeds]

Is this just an acting or not?

[luigiperso]

that's f***** funny,ah ah,this guy's a son of a b***

LOOOL

[LarvaMaster]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[oooSasha]

haha

[TubeMeMeMe]

PERFECT!!! :D

[harrycarlitos91]

LMFAO

[gqplaya2000]

ahahahahahahahah

keep up the good work. love the joke.

[gus305]

this is funny lol , all well stupid introduction to a pivot lol

[whyldephaier]

if you cant attract women you are essentially sterile. or some bs like that. ha ha great parody

[royston1950]

shes is hanging(ugly) you could have just sat down and acted normally or tied ur shoe up and do a silly strectch to make her laugh. Why do people go to so much effert i thought you were gonna hook the one who was already on ur arm she was better and more fun.

[whyldephaier]

are you on srk?

but yeah this is great. bc he looks like a fob girls think what hes saying is really how he is

[Dream256]

this is hilarious

[dawnraidz]

[uncomfortable silence]

[rrXIII]

he sounds like borrat

[leoca]

that's coz he's faking it

[peacehammer]

Yes, that's a gag. He's doing a Borat. Funny though. I actually bought in for the first minute.

[azteken8]

wuhahaha, this is so fuckin' funny, haha.

[ryxfiyh]

one more thing..what the fuck was that playing card for????

[alirasool21]

peakocking hahahaha

[ryxfiyh]

..WTF so did she come back to bench when sun come down ?? :)

[DuSoli3r]

Ok, for those watching at home... This is not the M3 this is a fucking joke. And he gamed the HB6 and not the pivot that was "hotter" cause she wasn't even hot, this gotta be a parody or something...

DS.

[inetuse]

Obviously parody. LOL

His accent is like that of Borat (or he did try to sound like Borat). He is very good at acting stupid/rude... Funniest video I've seen. That other girl is extremely cute.

[MikeQuill]

dsfdsfsdfds

[rsaini1]

the pivot has target written all over her.. i would game her instead.

[vidstars]

awesome. Bring on Part 2

[xxblack101]

okay Asain Borat

[MKBB01]

muahahahaahaaahaa

[MarkieMarkThe2nd]

that is massively funny, was loving it. the neg is outragous borat would be proud

[ministerofust]

Funny. I would a game the pivot instead

[revolutionary007]

TEACH ME lol

[wxyzeta]

AHAHAHAAHAHAHH this is a 5 rating

[bilumore]

reminds me of borat

[lrobertson]

SOooooooo funny. He sounds like Borat.

[geforcemmx2000]

haha! that guy has solid game, a lot of guts.

but if i were him, he shoudlve gamed the pivot instead, she was way cuter than the target.

[AIRTIGHT31]

That's the "irony" fool. He was gaming the pivot the WHOLE time.

[KennysKoolKlub]

hahaahaha ultimate pua vid

[paladin5983]

lol :D

[MomentRising]

Grade A for effort. =)

[Nighthawk3729]

HOLY SHIT, LOL!!!! That was horrible, but soooo funny. And shes cool with a cameraman standing right there, lol.

[luu69]

OLOLOLOLOL!!!

[adeadlysniper]

LMAO that was SO damn funny, you rule dude.

[steireryogi]

Creeeeeeeeeepy!

[Gonran]

Why asking "Do you have a Canadian citizenship?" is an IOI?

was funny but I asume fake cuz how can you explain a guy infron of you filming...?

[RRc29]

u rule

[RussianRocket1991]

WE HAVE FOUND THE ASIAN BORAT!!!!!

[phil12p345]

Agreed.

[1Nyro]

HOLY SHIT YOU ARE RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHA

[namanh]

ur good..ur good

[Lazymewe]

haha that slap sounded like it hurt

[blajing]

Hong Kong Borat?  Lol..

[cabron128]

lol! funny shit.

[nwLohmann]

lol that neg was really the best! she totally digged that

[hookedonhotchocolate]

He sounds like Borat

[xall1e]

i was just going to say that.

especially when he says "i want to seperate". XD

[1111Yvo1111]

Lmao ahahahha that's hysterical. 5/5 I love it

[spadephilly]

I still can't tell if that guy was serious or not. That's some funny shit!

[TotalAFC44]

U suck. Stop making fun of PUA's

[disturbndapce]

LMFAO!!!chinese borat..

[rsaini1]

this guy has no game and NO Approach anxiety.. awesome!

[fireinyoursoul]

lmao?

[defendingthekingdom]

THAT'S FUCKIN HILARIOUS!!!

[TheEternalTriumphant]

"...because, yesterday, I was too sexy for you." HAHAHA. Silly video, but very amusing. That must be the funniest neg ever. He really does sound like a Chinese Borat.

[N8R8sD8s]

He sounds like a Chinese Borat

[23shamrox]

This is kind of funny...But I'm gonna guess that the chances that chick is gonna be at that bench when the sun goes down are slim..

Even worse...The pivot was cuter than the target..He shoulda turned around his failure and used it to pickup the pivot...

Stylin

[tangireno84]

interesting stuff here, but if u wanna know about good material in this field, google for theonlineseducer you will be amazed like i was! trust me. I think also Jessica getting turned on was the result of him being sold as "the pickup artist" and him NOT seeming like he was trying to pick her up. Talking about dating that much in that atmosphere probably flipped her switch a little bit. I can imagine her wanting to "test him out" and flirt with him a little.

[where221]

that was terrible!

[malneyugnfl]

Holy crap. this sounds fun!

[akterminded]

Money!!!! no aproach anxiety, he don't give a shit. just having fun. very money indeed.

[sexylund4u]

Borat impersonation?

[sardaukar18]

omg, i live in this uni residence and pass by here everyday. i gotta find out who this idiot is

[moe918ca]

where the hell is this uni, sounds like canada

I wanna find that loser and personally whop his ass so hard for giving the PUAs a bad name.. but aside from that why didn't he just get with the HB8 in the begining of the vid, she was much more solid.. and great insult to big nose Ashely (horse shit)

[lloydyd]

Hahaha, that was crap. The girl must have seen the guy and his "lover" walk past once then do it again. Also having a camera shoved in her face isnt likley to give the game away is it? Saying yes to having a canadian citizenship is hardly and IOI, just an honest responce and at no point during the clip did I see any indication she at all liked him. What a shit video!!

[daphilster78]

that didn't look staged at all!!

[russman3]

LOL he sounds so much like borat!

[rhinowalsh]

the PUGs could do with a few tips from this ultimate PUA!

[chucky82588]

yo i swear that would be cool if he knows how to speak perfect english and it was all acting to make the girl feel comtherble

[jimijimi81]

hahahaha  wtf!!

[CobyBabz]

... He's too insecure about this :/ Who would take the ug over the decent hb?

[bashamen]

Are you sure that the first girl is Canadian? It looks like she is wearing an AC Milan cap...

[takeshii83]

ahhahahhahahahha.... This is soo awesome!

[solution777]

I didn't learn anything but hell, I laughed my ass off!

[zhangindahouse]

HAHAHAHA dude that is awesome got little borat asian thing going

[SystemRejected]

I don't know if this is more insulting to real PUAs or to Asian ppl but this is still some awesome stuff ..... wow I think this is funny and how they use real PUA terms. like DHV and IOIs and Negs

but where is the False time constraint?

[youngstkddan]

lol there is no false time constraint. Too many short questions, nothing that really requires her input.  Blah Blah Blah, and the list goes on, this is nothing more than a good video of what not to do during a pick up. lol

[TheEternalTriumphant]

I don't see how this video could be even remotely insulting to either the PUA or Asian "communities." It's just a joke.

[anottakenusername]

i agree with you it is most obviously a joke. however, i can understand why someone might get touchy when people make fun of sarging in general because, as a pua in training, i know first hand how frustrating it can be to have nobody believe that you can get the girl most of the time by following a set of rules.

[TheEternalTriumphant]

Why would any aspiring PUA go around trying to make people believe him in the first place? It's not like we are preaching a new religion and getting spat upon. Wait a sec... we actually are, in a way. :)

[ryantbh]

That's the funniest thing I've seen today.

[riiad]

well i hope and think this is just for laughing but dudes saying it's awesome are really freaking me

[whyldephaier]

is he doing a fake accent on purpose. thats class

[WhitusFoggs]

HHAHAHA A+++, Would watch again

[WhitusFoggs]

This isnt ebay you douche

[CleverDjembe]

LOL

[thetigertony]

this dude is stupid

[eddiedaskull]

Guitar Doug is the greatest and most skilled and most Dangerous of all PUA in all North America if not the world and the funny thing is he is totally clueless about the community.He can be found in Ballard of Seattle Washion

[Turnerp561]

That was so great, in Chinese Ashley means horseshit

[briddickw]

verry nice. I make a sexy time inside of you!

[ivanco84]

the heck? asian dude with a borat accent...

[eitan342]

Amazing.

[agikas]

My name a borat

[HatTricksInc]

That's awesome.

Hi-fu&%ing-a-larious :P

[ryderjames46]

the pivot is crazy hott

[DreamingChaseR]

AH! That Asian was the cutest! should've gone for the first girl tho...

but i totally would've gone out w/ him lol

[bbbbbb222222]

i cant be laughing more ;D

[TaintedAngel40]

omg this is too painful to watch

[nimibiantribesman]

motherfucker sounds liek borat haahahah

[mustafaupk]

holy crap, I go to that college

[chinoqlo]

Super funny!!1

[arseface2001]

why would an asian fob have an accent like borat?

[ryderjames46]

very gd point

[saturdaycity]

hilarious

[bdoowg]

This is hilarious, but you could have just asked out the first chick. I don't think girls need a lot of game just to avoid a simple question.

[ivegotcandy128]

This guy is my hero! I'm gonna try to pick up chicks using this method! lol

[fmx07noah]

the negging was real good!

[SydnieGrey]

hahah horse shit that was cool

but he actually preserved his actuall

values by coming off as a foriegner

so

good but i would have gotten both chicks numbers

your game is lacking

you should come to detroit

in detroit

you would be a how you say douche bag ?

yep that is coorect

[magnet101]

Haha, that was pretty funny!

[zhac888]

But the pivot is hot :D

And this maybe works for FOB-s only :/

Btw, her dumping you is a DLV.

Still funny, playing with the PUA community :D

[zhac888]

Lame, badly played.

Lame, even for a comedy video.

You over-negged with the horse shit.

She has a Canadian citizenship, and that's an IOI???

I sure do hope this is for comedy purposes only.

[lrnarbc]

LOL!

[yic17]

lol ..