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  • what the heck! lol

  • this is so funny-silly :D

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  • What is the music?

  • True Blood is so sexy!!

  • When does this come out on dvd? I just watch all episodes on watchmissedepisodes.infox <- remove the x

  • BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA­HAHAHA! :D

  • STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lulz

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  • Bwahahahahahaha!

    sookey!

    samay!

    XD

  • aaawww so cute I love it!

  • OMG This was so freaking funny!! HAHAHA

    (But VERY wrong in some ways xD)

  • um person whore wrote this just to let u no ur spelling sookie wrong (=

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  • I know exactly what sookie stackhouse is! Why has Bill Compton been keeping a file on her and her family? Sookie comes from a bloodline of mystics with the powers to return an immortal back into a human. This is why Bill wants her. He hates killing humans, he is mainstreaming, he has always hated being vampire and wants a way out of his misfortune. He hates his maker for what she done, hated loosing his family, so hes been seeking a mystical creature that can change him back into a human. SOOKIE

  • BWHAHAHAHA! Brilliant. I laughed through that entire vid. I don't want gayness between Bill and Eric, because I want Sookie with Eric, but whatever... This was so funny.

  • yuck!! wen does Bill make that goofy face at 1.28??

  • @likeaman1803 lollllllll he does look goofy as hell there.... I'm pretty sure that's when he was glamouring the guy who tried to kidnap sookie when she got off the plane in Dallas.

  • I'm sorry, to each his/her own but BARF!!

    I hope they don't get Eric to make goo goo eyes at another man, even though he has in the past in the books!!

  • This is amazingly epic! :) loooove it, thumbs up!

  • is this the soundtrack from brokeback mountain?

  • SAMAY! LMAO i almost cried haaaaaahah

  • I knew it all along XD

  • SOOKAY! SAYAM!

    That just cracked me up. Its how he speaks, dammit! Hilarious.

  • SAMAY!! lol so funny

  • so so so so so wrong. i'm all for same sex pairings, but bill/sam is just...ick.

  • i meant preview

  • these r all pics from s1 & s2 how is it a review?

  • yup bill/sam & eric/sookie all the way

  • lmao 0:52 billllllllllllllllllllllll you wanna do it in my but in my but

  • haha, SAMAY!

  • too funny how they actually did put in some gay bill and sam in the first episode thank god it was just a dream

  • SAMAYYYYYY :DDDDDD

    wtf and the Bill-happyface LOL :D:D:D

  • lol lafayette just pops up randomly XD

  • Awww <3333 Bill and Sam should totally stop the sexual tension, get a room, and make some shape shifter vampire babies some how! LOVE

  • @konrox  lol I love you for saying that

  • @angelicasudberry No problem! Us team BAM needs to stick together! and Excited for tomorrow!

  • @konrox  yeah =' )

  • @konrox YES!

  • @konrox As a gay, I must ask you, do know that bees and bees do not make more bees?

  • @MercifulMe haha i know I'm gay too ahah maybe they can hire sookie as a surrogate! Shape shifting mind reading vampires!

  • @konrox I approve of this. Although this video is super lame, I was quite happy when Sam and Bill were going to take their hard (watered) shower

  • You're a heartbreaker, Bill Compton!

  • @JoshMILF that was hilarious lol

  • If that is true thanks for fucking ruining it for me asshole.

  • @19disaster1 its so NOT true! i watch true blood and i really like it but this wuz made for fun!

  • @MrsKatjaCrazygirl007

    I know it's not true but saying it is a preview for season 3 is stupid. It is not a preview and that should be removed from the title.

  • @19disaster1 oh yeah on that i agree ^_^

  • lol, that's hillarious.

  • LMAO. That was enteraining!! =]

  • That wasn't funny at all.....!!! And why did you write:"True Blood Season 3 preview" ??? :@

  • I really hope Sookie and Eric don't happen, she is suppose to be with Bill and if she gets with Eric, I will scream and be very pissed off.

  • @19disaster1 SPOILER ALERT: Bill is a bastard spy of the queen, and doesn't deserve sooki.

  • o.m.g. you rock XD

  • lmfao XDDD

  • dumb!!! BIGTIME!!

  • i could not stop giggling lol. very funny

  • i cant believe i watched this whole thing. i can feel the 2 min of my life just sucked away from me. how the fuck can people same this is funny its completely retarded.

  • wtf have you done

  • stupid! bill already betrays sookie in the books with his maker, and he really doesnt love herbecause the queen sent him on a mission to take advantage of her so the queen would benefit from it. and then she meets a were-tiger, and eric and sookies bond grows stronger because the queen forced them to drink one anothers blood a fourth time. that is as far as ive gotten, and i dont care if you "dislike" my post because its the truth!

  • i thought this might be kinda stupid but it was actually very cute and funny! XD i love the smiling bill pics you used at 0:32

  • LMFAO!!!! hahahahahaha

  • Come on we really need some gay lovin lol

  • this was stupid but amazing. haha.

  • LMFAO!!! Brokeback Mountain theme? seriously! WTF!!

  • wow, you are a fortune teller. This is actually gonna happen in s 03. Now the real question is, what music will they use? :P SAMAAY <3

  • Haha, I can't believe I watched it fully.

    Anyway, heard the Bill/Sam thing will be explored right in the first ep of S3! So, REJOICE SLASHERS!

  • lmao. i died at 'beeeelll' and 'sookay'. that was so funny. especially the pic at :32. kills me every time.

  • not the brokeback mountain song :'(

  • lol you must be pretty bored.

    but this made me laugh, and i like your ending! good story.

  • Hahaha "You complete me" "And you me" cracked me up xD

  • that was the funniest thing ive ever seen but yeah do you guys think that sams gonna turn gay for bill?was that bills plan all along?maybe we"d have some answers if they did"nt make us wait so fucking long...dammit..dammit..dammit.­june 20th woot ima play runescape

  • ha ha ha ha ha

  • hahaha XD ROTFL

    i love how you wrote "sookay", cauz it's exactly how he says it XD

  • goodbye sookay... samay!

    lmfao.

  • @starshine977 june13

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    june 13

  • Hilarious! I thought I'd be angry about someone makin fun of my hbo show but that was too dang funny

  • true blood is the deal not twiilght noobs and bucnh of re-tards.

  • WTF!!! LOL!!! This is crazy!!!

  • xD That was awesome. Defiantly gave me the laugh I needed.

  • *_*

  • :L sounds good to me!

  • Too funny!! Friggin funny "Broke Back Mountain" music!

  • lol!  That was great! Thanks:D

  • This is soooo beyond gay. I can't even think 'bout them 2gether. U r soooo beyond help. We people who like this show don't appreciate the way that u have displayed this. U need 2 get a life and not ruin the show. Thank u very much!

    ***Hint Hint*** Quite making these bucked up videos of wat aint true.

  • @Vampiresloveme133

    I take it you haven't read the spoilers for season 3. Search 'Bill Sam erotic connection' on google. =P

    Also, True Blood has quite a number of gay/bi characters already and more are coming in for Season 3. If this kind of video (which is done in good humour) disturbs you, I'd suggest avoiding the show itself from now on.

  • @darkslavechaos You are joking right? I know Eric is bi, and I would enjoy watching any of the other characters being gay.but I would rather chew my own arm off than see Bill do that!

  • @bornblonde28

    I don't see why it bothers you so much when Eric doing the same thing wouldn't. The blood bond induces sexual attraction and Sam had a lot of Bill's blood at the end of Season 2. It's likely that the 'erotic connection' Ball talks about being in Season 3 is mostly just Sam's dreams - though it might go further later on, when Sookie learns Bill's secret and moves on to the likes of Alcide and Eric.

  • @darkslavechaos I would not like to see Eric or anyone in a gay scene with SAM it just seems So wrong. I can't see Bill as being gay at all, mabye its because A. I fancy him B. I don't want him to be with anyone but Sookie C. he is so macho The thought of it makes me squirm. You are assuming the show will follow the books closely, I dont think it will. Bill and Sam are not gay in those either, but Eric is - a bit.

  • @bornblonde28

    Eric is much more masculine than either Bill or Sam, yet he's comfortable sleeping with men and seeing as both Bill and Sam have enjoyed sex with women, any altercation they had would make them bi, not gay.

    I've never read the books, though I do know some of the plots. I'm just going on what Alan Ball has said will happen in Season 3. I read a lot of spoiler interviews. Sam and Bill will have an 'erotic connection'. Sookie will sleep with men other than Bill, including Eric.

  • @darkslavechaos Well, I have read the books [not that it matters] Eric has a gay relationship with his maker and he really gets into dressing in a gay manner for an orgy. That part was funny! Hey It's all tongue in cheek anyway. I don't agree about Eric being more masculine though. If Sams just dreaming that would be funny. Bill is a ladies man!

  • @bornblonde28

    Maybe it's just that Alex is more masculine than Stephen and Sam but from what I know, he's still more arrogant and stronger than Bill or Sam in the books too.

    And yeah, erotic dreams could be pretty hilarious. xD

  • @darkslavechaos It's Erics arrogance that makes me dislike him [like it's supposed to] Being tall and muscular does not make someone more masculine

    It's a vibe /aura way of behaving. Eric is only stronger because he's older. He looked good in that dress! I don't have an opinion on the actors who play them, just hate Eric, love Bill- never want him to stray from Sookie for either sex.

  • @bornblonde28

    Arrogance/pride is traditionally masculine, but I'm pretty sure that the whole Godric plot was supposed to humanise Eric and garner him more sympathy.

    Bill's betrayal of Sookie is devastating and I think it would make for great TV. As would Eric/Sookie (for a while, anyway, because of the conflict). I don't want her to end up with a vampire though, since she'll never be one (and I'm glad of that)

    He has strayed in the books from what I understand. In the latest one he moves on.

  • @darkslavechaos Godric is not Eric's maker in the books. He [Godric] is a child molester/murderer. That's why he kills himself [in the books] Some things in the books are very different others are the same. Bill and Sookie's romance is much, much more important in the show than in the books. Stephen moyer is the main character after Anna so he will always be in it..

  • @bornblonde28

    Ball's said he wants to explore the Eric/Sookie relationship though, and that they have sex in season 3. Bill doesn't need to be with Sookie in order to remain a prominent character in the show. True Blood isn't Twilight.

  • @darkslavechaos AB has said an awful lot of stuff, can't all be true! I know Sookie will have some sort of relationship with Eric. I Still think she will be with Bill in the end though. Let's wait and see. Back to the point though, Bill will never be gay. If I'm wrong I will switch off True blood and watch vampire diaries. WTH is Twilight? :D

  • @bornblonde28

    Why can't it allbe true? None of it seems to contradict as far as what's in Seaon 3's concerned. Sam will probably have erotic dreams of Bill due to their blood bond and while I'm not sure whether it'll affect Bill the same way, it would be interesting if it did. Also, it'd make Bill bi, not gay, considering it probably wouldn't turn him off women.

    Oh, Twilight is... dusk and nothing more xDD

  • @darkslavechaos I meant that so many people say AB said this and that and they contradict. Some people make it up. Dreaming is ok. If Sam wakes up horrified Iwill wet myself laughing. That could be such a funny storyline.

  • @bornblonde28

    Ah. The Sam/Bill erotic connection doesn't contradict though. That's everywhere if you google it. There's also the 'Talbot cheats' report that heavily implies they make out. There's nothing that really goes into the nature of the relationship though - whether it's a dream or not. I'd guess it is

    I do expect Ball to pursue the Eric/Sookie romance and Bill's betrayal though. The former definitely happens (trailer footage, various interviews) and he's said the latter interests him.

  • @darkslavechaos Hmm if the gay thing was for real I would hate it. A lot. As for Bills 'betrayal' who cares? It was nothing, he loved her for real anyway. Sookie being with Eric even for a bit will be hard to watch for me. That's why I won't read the new book.

  • @bornblonde28

    Relationships need more than love in order to work and be fulfilling. Sometimes a single action can destroy any future two people have together, no matter how much they love one another. From that, Sookie moved on (though I do think Eric'll die) and reviews of the latest book seem to suggest that Bill finally moves on too.

    I think the gay thing would be interesting (if they did it well) because it'd challenge the characters' perceptions of themselves and that's always neat.

  • @darkslavechaos Hey, anything could happen in this show, thats what makes it so good. I dont think Eric will die [unless it's the last episode ever] I think the whole thing will end with Bill and Sookie together - but with a catch. [what happens in the books is not always the same thank God.] I still think a gay/bi Bill is just WRONG!

  • @bornblonde28

    Mmm. I think Eric will die in the books (probably in the last or the penultimate). I'm not sure about the show, because Ball might change the direction of the story.

    A gay/bi Bill would just be... Bill. It wouldn't have to change anything about his personality, or his devotion to Sookie. Plenty of bisexual people end up in straight relationships. However, I don't think Bill and Sookie will end up together if Ball keeps Bill's betrayal in the books. That's a dealbreaker.

  • @darkslavechaos Bill doesn't betray Sookie, He is just sent to seduce her. He falls in love with her for real. What's wrong with that? If you're a gay guy I get why you want to see Bill have a gay relationship. If not, I don't. I believe Bill and Sookie will end up together otherwise there is no point.

  • @bornblonde28

    I'm not a gay guy, I just find it interesting when people's perceptions of themselves are challenged. The emotional conflict is interesting, much more so than watching a happy couple curl up and gossip for hours. Boring.

    The book series and True Blood are both mystery/adventure series, not romances, so yes, they'd be a point if Bill and Sookie didn't end up together (and in the end, even if they do, she'll grow old and die and he'll... watch).

  • @bornblonde28

    Seducing someone for an ulterior motive is a betrayal of the highest order regardless of whether or not you fall for them for real. You didn't know you would, but you went through with it anyway and fully intended to manipulate another person's emotions in doing so.

    It's also important to realise that *Sookie* viewed it as a betrayal and her view of Bill was shattered. The man she thought she was in love with turned out to be (in her view) someone else.

  • @darkslavechaos Bill had no choice. he has to obey orders. However once he met Sookie, he fell in love with her. What was he supposed to do? I hate the way CH changed Bill's character, that's why I will never read another TB book. The show is different. Eric does much worse in my opinion. The romance is a big part of the show as well as the adventure. [unlike the books]

  • @bornblonde28 By the way, As Sookie is part fairy who knows how long her lifespan will be ? The romance adds another dimension to the adventure. Bill and Sookie could never be boring, and they will always be in trouble. They give a focal point and something to cheer for.

  • @bornblonde28

    According to CH, Sookie ages like a regular human, though it's possible that she might 'unlock' new powers that lengthen her lifespan. However, I doubt it'd be by much, she's only minutely fairy.

    And there's always a choice. Always. Some people would rather die than take orders like that. I think it's interesting that Bill went through with it and it makes his character more interesting but it's still a dealbreaker for Sookie. CH *developed* Bill's character. Change is good

  • @darkslavechaos Ok so you think a vampire, who when told by his Queen to seduce a stranger would say "oh,no I'd rather die first?" get real. As for Bills change of personality, it was badly written,made no sense and ruined the story. Bill has done nothing wrong yet in the SHOW, you are assuming it will be the same as the books. I doubt it. I really only care about Bill so the rest is not that important to me. The show is great whatever happens.

  • @bornblonde28

    Some people would rather die. Many wouldn't, but there's always a choice. Bill was not a victim.

    From what I've heard/read, Bill's love for Sookie did him no good after her rejections and his subsequent development made sense to a lot of people in light of that.

    Alan Ball's comments (and the trailers) so seem to suggest that he is following the Bill/Sookie/Eric plotline as it is in the books though.

  • @darkslavechaos Well, I hate the storyline in the books. I think it makes no sense. Although Bill is always in the background, saving Sookie. I don't think the show will reflect the books in that Bill will always be the main character after Sookie. Also Sookie is a slut in the books. Not in the show [so far] I don't believe they will destroy his character like the books did, and if they do i will switch off.

  • @bornblonde28

    So far, I don't think Sookie is a slut in the books. I also don't think being a slut is a bad thing so long as it's all consensual and safe, but that's another matter.

    Bill will be as main a character as Eric, Sam, Tara, Laf and other show staples, but he isn't and he won't be on Sookie's level. Just as with the books, this is *her* story so switching partners is fair game. More so, because True Blood is a mystery/adventure series like the books, and not straight-up romance.

  • @darkslavechaos Sookie sleeping around in the books just makes me not care much about her. Having an emotional investment in the main character is essential for me. Watch the opening credits in season 3. If Stephen's name is still the first one after Anna, that means he is still the second to main character. He is not on the same level as the others. Their relationship is precisely why I love the show and not the books.

  • @bornblonde28

    I'll keep an eye out for his name on the credits, 'cause that's a good point. However, there are plenty of stories where the main characters *don't* end up together. Bill is an interesting character, but Sookie is the heart of the show and we know she gets it on with Eric in S3 so the sleeping around thing is definitely in, even if there's nothing to suggest how long that relationship will last in True Blood.

  • @darkslavechaos I think the main differences will be that Sookie will give a lot more thought before she has a relaionship with Eric, unlike the books where at first she just fancies him. She probably will be with him for a while. I think that the situation with Bill will be more complicated. I think he will be forced to tell sookie that he doesn't love her anymore by his kidnappers. Sookie will discover the truth eventually. I can hope for a happy ending can't I? -Bill and Sookie together.

  • @bornblonde28

    I'm not sure there's that much thought behind it in the beginning. One of the preview clips had Sookie clearly eyeing up Eric's torso while ranting at him about Bill. It was pretty funny. xD

    The situation with Bill is more complicated but I can't see either of them getting a happy ending until the end of the series (a lack of conflict is boring) and I don't think it'll be with each other. And Bill does tell Sookie he doesn't want to be found, but I don't think he's forced to...

  • @darkslavechaos You are wrong. Wait and see. Bill IS forced to tell Sookie not to look for him, and that he doesn't want her anymore. Actually now i think about it, Sookie was a slut when she let Sam all over her when Bill was at the trial.So now I think Bill is the only decent character in the show. Yes it's funny when she fancies Eric. There's a big difference about acting on it though.

  • @darkslavechaos You appear to be a Bill hating Eric lover. Good for you, but AB has only said that Eric will have relationships with both sexes in seasons3 - not Bill or Sam. Bill will ultimately end up with Sookie.

  • @laughinmate

    I love Bill. I think he's a great, complex character, but there's no getting around his betrayal of Sookie in the books and presumably Season 3... which seems to be sticking close to the books on the B/S/E issue.

    Now, go to google and type in ' Bill Sam "erotic connection" ' because Alan Ball has said they'll have an erotic connection in Season 3. Sorry. He's also said that Sookie will have relationships with other people. Presumably Alcide and Eric.

  • omg this made me laugh!

  • BAHA. i actually can't stop laughing. :P haha. bill and sam... awkward. but, i'm reeaalllyyyy rooting for an eric/sookie relationship. AND, in the books, it happens. ;]

  • @DatabaseLove r u serious!! good because eric is the shit :P and besides bill looks 45 or older in some ways :P

  • @tequilagurl1 yea. i'm only on book 4, and in book 4 (which would be season 4 on the show), Eric actually lives with Sookie during the book. I'm pretty sure that in book 9, or something, they get married? But I don't know, because I haven't read it. :\

  • @DatabaseLove thats intense! i wonder why they didnt keep it the same as the book or at least some of it ?

  • @tequilagurl1 Maybe they will. Who knows? That season hasn't come out yet. :P

  • @DatabaseLove lol yo you should make a video of eric and sookie with brittney spears toxic lmao :P

  • @DatabaseLove HELLOOO :_: Spoiler alert! :c

  • fuck off!!

  • hahahahahahaha!

  • AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Ah fuck yea! now wouldn't THIS be a great ending for Eric XD XD

    fucking hilarious man!!!

  • SAMAY!! LMAO!!

  • that was a big waste of time but i must admit that laffaette at the end made me laugh coz that was random lol

  • OMG! That's so so great and funny. I love this. :D

  • dude what the fuck

  • No Sam and Bill can't be gay. Especially with each other.

  • gay..... not what the link coming to here said it was... season 3 premier my ass

  • lol..:)

  • damn hbo never tends to fail with there faggot shit on tv shows, seriously i cant stand that my kids turn the tv on and see fuckin two fags makin out they should be shot and hung in public.

  • @DukeDaGod4 go on admit it your gay arn't you! dont be ashamed! you protest to much...and also your not a very nice person

  • HAHAHA!!!!!

    enough said

  • lol...amazing...!! haah

  • That was hysterical. Plus you featured my 2 favorite guys Sam and Bill.

  • awe i also the sams faces nd samay! hahaha LEGEND!

  • I love picture of Lafayette in there ; d

  • sookay lol

  • this is hilarious.

  • i love how u spelled sookie's name EXACTLY like bill says it on the show!!

    SOOKAY... COME HERE SOOKAY

    roflmao!

  • SAMAAAY!!

  • lol, that's actually really funny.

  • ROFL!

    My fav: SAMAYYYY!!!!

    Still laughing.

  • lmfao xD Some of Sams faces are epic lol

  • funny :D

  • I almost pissed myself at "Sammay" part... haha...

  • 00:48 Bill is looking HAWT!

  • 00:48 Bill is looking HAWT!

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  • That was hilarious!!!

  • youtube awesomeness *****

  • hahaa it is funny :D

  • The Samay thing: FUNNY!

  • haha made me giggle

  • jajajajajaja me encantaaaaaaaaaa!!

    little darling XDDD

  • i loved the part SAMAY :p

    and the way u wrote sookie

    :p

    but my all time favorite is Allan Hyde gd u didnt put him gay :P

    :D ♥♥♥

  • haha and the music is from brokeback, right?

  • So gay...I'm sure Alan Ball and his homotesticle pals would love this!

  • So very gay...I'm sure Alan Ball and his homotesticle pals would love this!

  • hahaha

    I lawled. Especially at the end when Eric got Sookie. Too funny. Thanks. :)

  • SAMAY!..... you compete me.

    love it!

  • you team eric conspirator