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  • Pretty sure a girl who looks like that doesn't need a boyfriend pillow.

  • Hahahaha, so fucking pathetic.

  • oh this is FREAKING COOL! hahaha yeah its a little sad but when your having the blues honestly it wouldnt matter! i think im gonna get one it looks FREAKING AWESOME TO HAVE HAHA!

  • 9gag.com/gag/991704 xD similar 

  • My prayers have been answered.

  • Is it gay that I want one?

  • a great form of birth control...

  • wow

  • O man I need to get my momma one of those pillows

  • Do I need to take birth control when I sleep w/him? Oh, guess not, since he doesn't exist below the waist.

    The person doing the voice over needs some serious work in announcing skills.

  • Lmao!

  • and then smell the fingers and say "I knew u where cheating on me!!"

  • bahahahhaha this is so sad

  • Forever alone.

  • This is.......really sad.

  • The female voice actress sounds fat.... and ugly.... and alone....

  • please dont tell me this is fake I need one I'm so lonely

  • @zoeoe I looked it up on Amazon. They are real. And I am getting one for sure.

  • Hahahaha omg I want it

  • How the fuck did I get to this video.

  • O.o

  • What. THe. Fuck.

  • lmaooo !!!!!!!!!!!!! omg

  • I'm buying this for my Dad.. Jk

  • Forever ALONE!!

  • The "Chris Brown" model has a slapping feature. Now with a programable "SHAKE AWAKE" setting.

  • They spent all that money on the great voice-over. High class.

  • Can the pillow also kill spiders and fix a leaky faucet?

  • in the words of jacksfilms, call 1-800-yourparentsneverlovedyou­

  • :FOREVER ALONE:

  • GAYYYYY!!!

  • terrible. terrible. t...terrible. Nightmares. ..nightmares.

  • forever alone

  • I'll stick with my tampa bay pillow thank you very much.

  • this is called forever alone

  • Rofl you put on transcribe audio and its says "Crappy stuff up in the boyfriend did" Hahahaha

  • @MissAdorkable20

    lol Poly the things u watch :)

  • The new Forever Alone pillow!

  • I feel bad for the person who actually thought of this idea...

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  • LOLS! That' all I have to say to this video

  • forever alone...

  • I can't get over your annoying voice

  • ...this isn't creepy at all.

  • FOREVER ALONE

  • This thing would make me more depressed to be single. lol.

  • hahahahaha i want to give this as a gift...

  • MY PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED.

  • :'-]

  • forever alone :[

  • how old is this speaker rofl wresting? COMMON!!

  • There's so much forever alone going on here, it's just hilarious.

  • Guys, she clearly says it's a NOVELTY item. As in it's a GAG GIFT!!!

  • forever alone

  • save money and sleep on my bed

  • comfortably westing?

  • this is for people that dont have any friends

  • forever alone pillow is more like it.

  • Fail.

  • Forever Alonee.

    

  • this is so creepy and disturbing

  • Lmao !! This is only for desperate depressed lonely bitches that get no dick !

  • She cuddles with pillows that wear button up shirts and have arms.

    She is the 1%

  • Forever alone level : 999999

  • i typed in forever alone pillow and got here

  • Forever alone...

  • What I don't get is, why does this girl need one? She's hot, therefore can easily have a boyfriend :) they should make this ad with someone like Leonard nemroy :)

  • WHAT IF YOUR BLACK? THIS PILLOW IS RACIST.

  • i feel like my boyfriend would be creeped out if i had one of these....

  • Its all fun and games till the arm grabs your ass and pulls out the condom's Get a real man! :D

  • Do they make a girlfriend pillow?

  • Forever alone

  • What about the girlfriend pillow?

    It would be a little bit different though ....

    :-)

  • they should make one for guys with boobs and a hole!!! LOL

  • Cuddle up with a dismembered torso and arm. Get it for the serial killer love of your life.

  • ill buy it ._.

  • HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • Now what if you're a lesbian? I find this discriminatory.

  • @mzzzhedison lmao..

  • i wish i was that pillow (:

  • :D shit....the world is sad

  • Forever Al 1.

  • how does she NOT have a boyfriend ;D

  • Makes a great April Fool's prank for when your husband comes home at night!

  • forever alone

  • Forever alone?

  • were living in a fucked up world hahaha

  • Hope they come in XXXL sizes, cuz those are the bitches that will need one.

  • I got one of these for Christmas when I was 14, from my grandmother. fml...

  • saw this on tv once...gave me nightmares

  • who sleeps in a goddamn button up shirt

  • forever alone...

  • Made of 100% real human torso. :P

  • What if my girlfriend starts having an affair with this thing when im gone on weekend work?

  • Boyfriend Body Pillow, for those lonely ass bitches

  • Can yall just sell me the girl instead?

  • Omg this is amazing xD

  • The WTF pillow, this is it.

  • Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeepy.

  • LMFAOAOOO

  • WTF is wrong wit people

  • Thats just creepy.

  • We know you'd love to hug your dead boyfriend's half-torso - So we made a pillow!

  • wtf is this a goddamn fucking joke!? FUCK

  • All she needs now is the "Shake Weight"

  • the left arm of Freddy Krueger

  • Does it come with other coloured shirt?

  • HAHAHAHA thats so creepy!... Where can i get one?

  • @DarkFrostxX Ebay?

  • HAHA This reminds me of Lily's Marsh-pillow on How I Met Your Mother

  • I can just make one.....seriously its not that hard.

  • thats from japan!

    they have also one for men where you can lie down on the knees of a girl.

  • great for people with necrophilia

  • ladies get a man

  • And for additional 9.99 $ you can upgrade it with vibrating arm !!!

  • @Strastniot now THAT would sell

  • "Police! Freeze! What have you done with him?"

  • If you want the girlfriend version, look up World's Smartest Inventions Lap Pillow.

  • And he won't leave or tell you to leave in the morning!

  • I'm a guy. If I use this would that make me gay?

  • They should've at least made it realistic and had a fat ugly chick eating Cheetos do the advertising.

  • Japanese body pillows are better...it's just hard finding any with bishonens on them >.>

  • I knew that was going to be the top comment. 

  • This pillow perfectly resembles a horribly disfigured human body.

  • wtf. who sleeps with a button down shirt on thats... -_- fucking worse fail on earth.

  • Do they have Girl Version.... :(

  • Forever Alone.

  • were is the girlfriend body pillow :( ..

  • OMG THATS SO MUCH FAIL...

    do they make one w/ boobs?

  • o.O

  • forget the pillow i won't the girl on it!

  • HAHAHAHA wow i want this so bad it's stupid.

  • Hahaa i have my big teddy for that xDDD

  • got mine the other day, so happy with it.

  • umm...creepy. lol

  • um.... I would rather have a real guy.... thats just wierd.

  • Ladies and gentlemen, the woman's version of those Japanese body pillows.

  • Foreveralone

    

  • I need a girl version

  • @nickegbg Me too, it's boring with no boobs to snuggle in to! lol

  • Screw you…there would be someone of something that wants to cuddle you, but you need to get THAT?

  • i can't believe there are women out there who are willing to pay for a pillow that will cuddle with them, while I pray for a girl to cuddle with. It's not fair...

  • i feel so bad for these people

  • Nah, i'd wake up in the middle of the night, forget that its a pillow, and think someones trying to rape me :/ seriously . . .

  • I WANT ONE SO MUCH, I'M ECSTATIC JUST THINKING ABOUT THE RESULTS. god damm.

  • a gayman's dream pillow

  • dumb and dumber

  • If anyone bought me that, I'd cry.

  • This looked like a funny dub, but them being serious is lols

  • can i get a girlfriend body pillow with a legit hand so it can jack me off?

  • BOYFRIEND PILLOW WILL NEVER BREAK YOUR HEART.

    I LOVE YOU BOYFRIEND PILLOW.

  • that's straight up disturbing

  • amazon has these......

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  • @djlastrina  no its not NOOB

  • Whoever made this product mustive been a really single lonely person because wow I thought a Blow-up doll was bad.. but this... wow...this is depressing...

  • that hand looks like its getting too frisky

  • Lmao hahaha this can't be real you must be real lonly or just hella ugly to get one of these

  • What a great product for feminists

  • So freakin creepy.

  • what about girlfriend??

  • @BritsyLee I would suggest you find a women that has this....and take her ass out...

    

  • ppl who buy this also has 2 cats i bet you!

  • forever alone

  • Stupid.

  • is this real? cuz i want one

  • I actually, really want this....

  • Do they make girlfriend body pillows? I need to know!

  • this is for lonely women kinda freky

  • omg hahahahaha

  • don't let you boyfriend know you cheat on him

  • Finally, the only way I'll ever sleep with a guy. /truth

  • but wait! if you order now, we'll include this "boyfriend eating breakfast pillow" so you could take your relationship fantasy even further! :)

  • @ModestDanny When I read this I thought of a pillow that would eat your boyfriend for breakfast....

  • This is to prove how fucked up women are!!!! They are sooo clueless and don't know what they want, So they come up with an idea to invent a boyfriend pillow.

    PATHETIC!!!!

  • I didn't think they could top the Snuggie, in terms of "stupid, insulting products that are mostly for people with absolutely no life and will die a virgin."

    But, they topped it!

  • @dstebbin  LOLLLLL. btw i like your name :D dubsteppin?

  • A girlfriend pillow won't be a good idea for a pillow because women have breasts