Roseanne Season 1 Highlights

[figgy709]

not like most sitcoms where everyone is skinny, groomed, rich, & have glamorous lives & jobs. roseanne is more true than any other sitcom. I'm in roseanne's league ;)

[keepcalmycarryon]

My analyst says that this show is the reason I'm only attracted to overweight, mediocre fishwives.

[xStormingFlowerx]

2:09  xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jasoncm20]

2:23 -2:42 remind me of my parents!

[4evaiheartu]

omg i love roseanne i watch it all the time when it's on nick at night but morely it's on tv land i've seen all of em' just love it (: and what's the best about this family show their not your ordinary family and that's what i loved about it

[CainmosniMirrored]

The reason this show was so popular was because it did not seem fake and scripted it had a touch of reality and humanity. Roseanne is probably the most realistic, true to life sitcom ever made. Plus, John Goodman was a genius in this show.

[Anonymous1226]

I met John Goodman at a bar once. 

[ScaredMoon]

where's the one where darlene knocks roseanne to the floor?

[Babysista26]

I hated it when Rosie went off the air!

[Babysista26]

I just love me some Darlene and Roseanne

[Fishstix1987]

so original and funny! :)

[cavecandle31]

dude this was an AWESOME show. I grew up with this family

[abe1289]

3:18 Lmao

[colannelson]

3:05 - 3:24 is the best one's there.

[roosevelthighschool]

The one I saw the other night was the one where a repairman dies in their home and Dan doesn't like it.

[MidmorningCat]

"Yeah, well, that's because she thinks she knows everything." "WELL, I DO!"

Absolutely wonderful. This show is a highlight of my life.

[tygersflowerz]

lol @ highlights...

as if this perfect show has any lowlights.

[scrapbooknfun]

Season 1 is my fave...so funny

[Krisallenfan09]

dj was so cute when he was younger

[LipsofnAngel1]

i agree he is ugly now

[lauraingallsfan79]

rofl lol funny highlights

[mabyeoneday]

yeah.. im 15, i LOVE LOVE LOVE this show... but thats nothing new. i seriously have a memory of coming home in the first grade and racing to the tv to watch this hahaha <3 and i love 2:30 , 3:04, and 4:07

[huskerlove09]

i love 3:18 - 3:24 look lady lol john goodman was so great in this show

[Corridoamor]

I mean, Darlene is my absolute favorite.

[Corridoamor]

I love all of the characters but Darelene is my absolute favorite.

[queercat]

One of the best shows on TV ever!

[peepopo236]

roseanne

[JACKERZ99]

does anyone know the name of the episode when Darlene is caught smoking?

[roosevelthighschool]

I love this show. Great cast and character names. Thank You.

[thenightprowleracdc]

John Goodman Plus Dan Connor Equals hardcore

[ifuknowitHODGE]

wow i am 15 and i love this show most kids my age love other shit but this is a classic and one of my favorites of all time

[swardlessroy]

im younger *12* and i love this show

[vmxrm85]

roseanne is one of my fav shows of all time!!!

[roosevelthighschool]

I can't decide which is funnier. Season 1 or Season 2. Thank You.

[Bestmanme08]

Martin Mull (who played Leon on Roseanne in later years) is in a great new bio (Charlton Heston: An Incredible LIfe: Revised Edition) ---bio is at amazon!

[undeadsavage]

3:03 happens to me every morning. that's how my oldest wakes me up.

[monsterdrawer]

Dan: "Weeeeeee"

at 3:15

lmao

[bonster4097]

Roseanne is a relaxing show to unwind to before sleepy time. Does anyone know the episode that roseannes real life adopted daughter played an episode in?

[xemx3]

3:18 to 3:23 is hilarious :)

[gorgeous2476]

Whenever I watch the earlier episodes I would hope my marriage would be like that:

No matter how bad things get, there would always be love and humor:)

[survivalhorrorgamer8]

I still watch this show before I go to school every morning :)

[karil451]

Me too :D.

[expressfashion2]

I loved the first couple seasons! John Goodman and Roseanne really seemed like they had a great time doing it :-)

[rlp21870]

Best show ever!

[montgomerycamjr]

ROSEANNE is my all-time, most favorite SITCOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[musicaltheatergeek79]

DAN: "What's the matter, hon?"

ROSEANNE: "Don't call me 'hon.'"

DAN: "Babe, I've been calling you 'hon' for 15 years..."

ROSEANNE: "Don't call me 'babe' neither.

DAN: "... LOOK, LAY-DEE!!"

[roosevelthighschool]

I just saw Roseanne the other night and it was the one where Dan and Roseanne are going to donate stuff to a rummage sale and they fight over this stupid clock and at the end they take turns throwing out things.

[tummielvr]

Roseanne is HILARIOUS

[RENT2319]

i love roseanne !

[Darealyst07]

this show was aight kinda weak dou

[fastvedubremm]

this show is not overrated ,great show ,shows the life of how most common normal type of family lives are.nice video,i use real player so i record all this stuff,home improvement another great,my personal fav.c ya

[maddie1346]

i like really miss that show ='[

[AkWarped]

i cant find a video of it but one of my favorite roseanne moments is when dan gets 500 dollars and he all like

"He wanted the job done, and when you want the job done you want it done the right way and when u want it done the right way you go to Dan Dan the Drywall man" and then he shouts. "I AM THE DRYWALL MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE!

[ConkerPucci13]

that was the second episode it's called "We're In The Money" look it on youtube

Roseanne 102 We're in the money

you should find it

[angelordevil66]

it's the episode called "We're in the Money"

[roosevelthighschool]

You know, this show's overrated.

[fagget1013152]

your moms overrated, lol sorry im just bored talkin crap xD

[SoaringHigh98]

oh my god, i love this show so much!

[igoturnose80]

best show

[dulaneyj]

dude she is such a bitch (:

[roosevelthighschool]

This show is so damn overrated. You just don't find quality TV this good anymore.

[CSIxxTwee]

Don't you mean underrated?

[tompettygoddess]

I love this show. season 1 is my favorite. darlene is funny!

[polskigurl]

ya where did u see that clip. thats so funny lol

[Chics4Chickens]

you suck

[fagget1013152]

RIP Glenn Quinn

[Darienlover999]

call me dumb...but what happened to him?

[fagget1013152]

Gleen Quinn died of over dose on drugs i beleive, idk which drug though, i think herroin

[alziv4]

i believe it was heroin.

[tummielvr]

I don't think Glen Quinn is dead. He was in that Stephen King movie "Riding the Bullet"

[fagget1013152]

He is. It was on the news a long time ago, and thats why he wasn't at the reunion. He had an overdose on drugs. and many people have memorial youtube vids of him.

[fagget1013152]

i think you're thinking of David Arquette.

[fagget1013152]

its funny when DJ Comes out with a boner and roseanne asks "do u have any room in those pants?" rofl

[chrisdlr82]

Does anyone remember the episode where john goodman drinks sour milk from the fridge? Is there video of it?

[gebuhay]

The best shows are the Halloween ones. they go all out..

[1PrincessFiona]

d.j. looks and sounds so cute

[ConkerPucci]

guys aren't supose to look beautiful...

damn beautiful!

thats better

lol

[edycalifornia]

lol i miss this show!

[JimmyHopkins2]

Gentleman?

You didn't see the last part of the show did you?

Dan: TELL ME HOW TO PICK UP THIS CRAP YOU CALL DECORATION [pushes rosie's pictures off the mantle]

roseanne: i want you to pick them all up using your ASS, and start with the pointy things!

Dan: You are a controlling...BITCH!

[Ainurah]

Heck yeah, I remember that one. O__o

[Alprazolam]

Dan: Well if that ain't the BIG FAT POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK...

Roseanne: You better not be calling me fat.

Dan: That's what I'm doin', fat, fat, fat

Dan & Roseanne: FAT, FAT, FAT, FAT, FAT, FAT, FAT, FAT

[matt43402]

i love season 1

[latinacosi]

Love this Show always thought Dan was so good looking and a gentle man who cared for his family....

[latinacosi]

Roseanne Rocks !!! Will always love her .....

She's witty and onthe human side....

Latinacosi

[BeautifulCerberus]

I love this show so much. Its so funny. I grew up with it.

[guitarmaniac07]

Man, John Goodman and Roseanne did such a great job with this couple. You almost forget its just a tv show and they are just actors, It's like they really are married! I love this show!

[haserl]

Please Michael sing w/ christmass song Please .your fun.EEB.

[RedbeardNC]

Y'know, Dan and Roseanne were probably the most believable couple I've seen on TV!

[luxury82]

"Oh honey, there's no way we'd embarrass you!" FUNNY!!!!!

[aggiegirlgurlklm]

i love DJ

"Shuuuut uuup."

"Weady!"

the dan and roseanne cat fat was pretty good too

"Dad how do I look?"

"Beautiful!"

"Guys aren't s'possed to look beautiful!!"

"Damn beautiful!!!"

"THAT"S BETTER!!!"

[jrodrocks1]

the little boy is so cute when he says ready.

[mandygirl88]

i freakin love roseanne..one of my fav shows ever!

[patddd]

contd...

So, all because of yer little "Roseanne Highlights" channel you started, I turned off the gas, loosened the noose, stepped off the chair, finger-gagged out the pills, called Bruno back and told him I was only joking about what I did to his little sister, ...

And, I'm laughing now! Yoo saved a life.

Ain't you all just proud as can bee?

[patddd]

This crap of having to pay 150 bucks to have a u-joint replaced? My hundered and fifty bucks mind you! For a borrowed truck? ALL BECause the guy I borrowed it from, wouldn't let me replace it my self!...contd

[patddd]

...continued...

Damn them programing idiots!

But seriously.

I'm Glad I found this YooToob Channel yoo got here!

Man, ya gotta know...It's nice to laugh!

..Genius Writing! Fun and worthwhile!

Unbelievably humorous humor here-our!

Thanks again!

I was all depressed too. Was just about to kill my self.

[patddd]

Thank yoo, thank yoo, thank yoo,fer this!..

Good God I'M Laughing!

...damn...Ya know what?...I miss that I wasn't able to watch that show like I wanted to way back when it was made available, cause, I could NEVER find the damn show! and...

[mormongirl1988]

is there toast lol

[killerjon12]

lol

[Ceryni]

lmao, love roseanne.

[LUVMYKID136]

LOL