Ron Swanson's Pickup Line

[theyforcedmetosignup]

ron only likes dark haired ladies. fuck yeah

[WestwardOneOH]

Ron Swanson is LITERALLY the coolest character on TV.

[cwpix09]

You should know my recommendation is essentially a guarantee.

[ginnoveffect]

Ron Swanson. The man who signs the very words coming out of his mouth.

[annikajlee]

Nick Offerman said he ad-libbed this line! I cannot wait for the episode he wrote.

[ebs9870]

works for me

[selty]

Oh, would you look at that, my panties flew off.

[baxatak]

You forgot the scene where her panties smack him in the face. Oh, it wasn't in there? Well it SHOULD BE!

[Asaphillipblack]

Smooth and smarmy.

[itsaclassic]

Smooth as silver.