Easy, go back in time, Twice And bring back two chuck norris-es , have them touch and they will merge together to Form Super chuck Norris , upon seeing this the current chuck norris will go "fuck that, i'm switchin' side" Thus making the Super Vampire robot nazi with zombie blood chuck norris. and then reality will collapse...
This is my first sxephil video. Boy brings back memories. I remember watching it for the first time and immediatly subscribing. Never thought you get big phil! Keep at it...
I understand the anger about the unfair treatment of corporate greed.....but refusing to pay taxes would not be a big enough message that would really affect them. Boycotts would be more effective since it is not the govt we are fighting, bu the private elite
@zmarglin It's funny because you only have 1 subscriber meanwhile he has almost 2 million subcribers, hypocrite. If you're going to hate on someon, don't make it so obvious that you suck at it. You are a fail to trolls around the world. Now, If you don't mind, I'm going to go hate on a troll that might actually put up a fight with me. Your pathetic at making comments on youtube videos and a failure at life man, don't even try to reply.
aHA. So this guy became world-famous and rich for life by selling his comedy act on youtube. I wonder if there's room for anyone ELSE to make money this way, during a time of a HORRID world economy, OR if it's like winning the lottery, in terms of the odds...?!
Well not paying taxes sounds good and all but there is one catch. If you don't pay your taxes it will only be hurting the country as a whole. Now before one you guys (or girls) try to tell me the government is wasting our money all I have to say is I KNOW. But think not paying your taxes will destroy the country (unless you like that sort of thing then go ahead don't even read this). There are better ways to get back at the government .
@Death1458100 i agree with you that we should be paying taxes, but not income tax. There isnt even a law which requires you to pay income tax yet you can go to prison for not paying it. Furthermore, the income tax that you pay is simply a form of interest payment that the US government pays to the federal reserve for printing the dollar.
@Death1458100 Could you please tell what in the world would happen if the federal government was to shut down? The States could survive perfectly fine on their own simply by working together, the original plan that the founders had in mind was for the federal government to make working with other states easier, now the corrupt politicians have done just the opposite because they've made so many regulations to the point of preventing a free market. continued____
@wyohawker Did you know that the national government is made up of STATE representatives. 2 Senators come from each state and the house of representatives is based on population so yes it is useless for the states to send money back to the people they elect to speak for them. People talk about how corrupt the government is and have no idea that WE HAVE IT EASY. Go to China and tell them they are corrupt they will either kill you or put you in jail forever or go to Iran, Pakistan, etc.
@Death1458100 Did you know that one state's gas tax creates enough money to provide for all of that state's spending? How it works right now is your state gives all their income to the feds, then they must comply with federal regulations, such as the Real ID act, in order to get the money they already had; is that pointless or what? . The federal government has gone WAY beyond their jurisdiction and if people keep closing their eyes to this corruption we'll end up EXACTLY LIKE RUSSIA.
@wyohawker Now before you say "I am closing my eyes to the corruption" I would like to say this. If people were closing there eyes then why has SOPA not passed? I know that isn't the worst thing that has passed. There is act that has passed that allows the government to throw anyone in jail for acting like a terrorist. So pretty much protesting is almost illegal since if you do it wrong you go to jail for being a terrorist. The best thing to do is vote for your real neighbor or friends!
@wyohawker And in conclusion I urge you to VOTE, not for the idiots that run but for the real human beings. Maybe a coworker? My point is the more people that don't vote for these retarded corrupt rich guys make it easier for someone with intelligence to rise up and actually save this piece of shit we like to call the United States of America.
@Death1458100 I agree with you 100%, I realize that people in China, Iran, Pakistan, etc. have it extremely rough, especially when compared to Americans, although were headed down the same rode, it's a wide curvy road that ends abruptly and inconveniently. Killing the SOPA Act was a great accomplishment, but it'll be back next year with more support. Trust me, I go to state legislation sessions and watch it all to down, almost every bill that's killed is back within 2 years. Also the only reason
@Death1458100 people did anything about it was the fact that it was going to effect them immediately, sadly most don't realize that every bill that's passed will effect them in some way. It's defiantly true that they're passing bills left and right that take freedom from us much more vehemently than the SOPA act. We need a Constitutional Amendment restricting senators from being in office more than 4 terms, that would solve a lot of issues. The only nominee worth voting for is Ron Paul.
@wyohawker I would agree with you on Ron Paul but one thing concerns me and all politicians do it, so this where my concern comes from, he may be lying to us. Obama was elected in because he was young, told us he had plans to solve economic problems, and he would pull troops out of Iraq. Now lets see he is young, he hasn't solved the problems, and he pulled troops out of Iraq due to an agreement Bush made with the Iraqi's.
@wyohawker Since you go to legislation sessions all the time you would see this current congress and president is one of the worst ever. Now I know I just slammed Obama but he couldn't have failed so hard if it wasn't for the two major parties being at war. The only things they seem to agree on are the ways to ruin the overall populations lives. That is why I think we need to throw them all out as soon as possible.
@Death1458100 The problem with congress (besides the fact they're all corrupt) is they don't really do much, over time people have started to assume that the president has the power to do everything he says he'll do, which in truth he doesn't. He says he'll cut taxes and other bs that he can't back up because he doesn't have the power to do so, unfortunately he has way more power then the founders intended. The president is to enforce the laws that congress enacts, then the judicial is to
@Death1458100 determine whether or not the laws are just and constitutional. Instead the executive is making their own laws and enforcing them, the judicial is making law and telling the exe. to enforce them, while congress gets blamed for all our problems, don't get me wrong, congress still enacts many laws and are responsible for many issues. The point is that everyone has way to much power that's not given to them by the constitution, we need to get rid of everyone in office including all
@Death1458100 those in the presidential cabinet, the corrupt judges, and congress. However in order to do that we need people who who won't do the same thing. I don't think Ron Paul is lying, just look at his record, he always votes to lower taxes, remove restrictions on the working class, pro-life, end the undeclared war, close the border, and is anti-gay. He's Americas answer to all our problems. When you look at most other peoples record they're normally the opposite of what they say
@wyohawker I agree with you on getting rid of everyone. But I wouldn't call gays a problem...just saying. That is why I don't know if I could trust him because of the rest of the presidential candidates.
You talk waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too fast.
Phil talk about about politics more I think your political views could add some great substance to you video (that's not meant to be a negative connotation!), you views are what a lot of people are thinking and i know it may not be the most interesting stuff for everyone but you could probably get a lot of younger people thinking. We really need that. Great stuff
Well obviously you use custom made bullets infused with tiny crucifixes that emit large amounts of electricity and then explode, one shot into the head will burn the vampire, short circuit the robot, decapitate the zombie, and kill the nazi.
if you don't pay taxes than don't complain about shit they pay for (everything.) Same thing goes for dicks who don't vote, but complain about whoever is elected.
Why are you all hating?! He's doing what he loves and he has alot of subscribers! Don't hate, apretiate! And if you don't like him, THEN DON'T WATCH HIM! It's that simple!
@addictedtomarsbars Uhmm No. If you hate him, get off the video. He doesn't need the hate. He loves what he's doing and I think you're just jealous. So get off the video and quit hating. kay bye! <3 (:
I've always loved your show man. If it wasn't for show I would have NO idea what's going on in world!!! Silly I know but oh so true. Keep doin whatcha doin
Strange doesn't begin to cover you...and when YOU wake up in jail (for inciting civil disobedience but on some trumped-up charge...remember the other guy in jail you mocked with the tattoos. Xxoo chris
I typed your name in and this video popped up! I've read your Wikipedia and I'm glad you're smart because you are one of the good people that have changed the world
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NO, YOUVE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN. WHEN YOUR DONEPRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
lmao its funny to see people talkin smack about how @sxephil is not funny .... he's doin big youtube things now. He probably made a wallet out of money to hold his crazy amounts of money in lol :p
if we dont pay taxes...there would be no army AND other nations would conquer us as in take over...retard.just cause you dont pay taxes and live off welfare doesnt mean others have to to.
@slave537 I have thought about it quite a bit, you do realize that we never even had a peacetime federal income tax until 1894, 118 years after we gained independence as a nation. Go ahead and look up pork barrel spending and tell me that our bloated, inept government is better at spending money than it's citizens. It is easy to blow money on stupid shit when it isn't yours.
if we didn't have adds you would have to pay $5 a month to watch videos
All those adds your bitching about keep the site free they only put adds so they can make this site free for you,they are not the greedy corporate asses, you guys are greedy, youtube is not free to run yet they make it free for you, so stop bitching unless you want to pay for youtube!
thumbs this up to put at the top so it gets noticed.
If you think your tax dollars are paying for roads, bridges and schools, forget it. Every penny of your tax dollars pays for your country's national debt to the banksters who got rich with your money in the first place. The banksters then lend your tax dollars back to your government WITH EXHORBITANT INTEREST to pay for roads, bridges and schools.
@TruthSmack What your talking about is the national debt interest and spending on that is only 6% of the total amount we spend a year. So that's factually not accurate.
@lilgny17 He is talking about taxes paid while you are citing a percentage of spending. National spending and the taxes we pay are two different things.
HI, I am currently making a video series of things that PISS me off! And i just made a collab video with one of my youtube friends THEGAMINGNOOBS, and the video turned out great! so i was wondering... WOULD YOU want to be in one of my THINGS "THAT PISS ME OFF" video's???
(I WOULD LOVE IT IF YOU HELPED ME OUT!)
Sincerely: Jon Mead
BY THE WAY... I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!
(please check out my latest PISSED OFF video, down below)
EVERY TIME I SEE YOUR STUPID BABY FACE IN A VID PIC LOOKS LIKE YOUR BEGGING FOR A MANS CUM LOAD ON YOUR FACE AND IN YOUR MOUTH. CAUSE YOUR A PUSSY FAGGOT WHO DRINKS MENS CUM AND EDITS HIS VIDS TO TRY AND SOUND SOPHISTICATED. I KNOW THIS GUYS FRIENDS EVERY ON E AND HES GAY AND DOES SWALLLOW. SWEAR TO GOD. IF YOU WANT A VIDEO ILL SEND YOU IT, HIS LAME FAG SUCKING DOWN THE MENS LOAD
You're better than any sleeping pill I've taken!!! STFU!!! ANNOYING MOTHERFUCKER! GO SOMEWHERE AND GET A FUCKING BLOW JOB ALREADY....MAYBE IT WILL CALM YOUR IRRITATING, CORNY ASS DOWN!!
Love your videos! If anyone wants to check out my video "Lingerie" under Alanna Wilson on youtube it would be greatly appreciated. Let me know what you think! Thanks so much!
Before the 16th amendment, there was NOWHERE IT SAID THAT YOU HAD TO PAY TAXES! And the 16th amendment actually only gives congress the right to collect taxes. It DOESN'T REQUIRE PAYMENT! The income tax is constitutional, but it isn't very democratic. WE NEED TO ABOLISH THE IRS AND THE 16TH AMENDMENT!
At least the robot vampire nazis who are also zombies aren't ninjas. If they were ninjas we would be completely fucked. We should just get ninjas to kill them
Kill a Vampire Robot Nazi Zombie - Get a Celtic cross. Find a baptist preacher. Bless the Celtic Cross with a mixture of peanut butter & jelly, garlic, and water.
Hi! (jump cut) I'm (jump cut) Phil (jump cut) De (jump cut) franco (jump cut) and (jump cut) blah (jump cut) BlAh (jump cut) BLAH (jump cut)... SHUT UP!!!! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP NO ONE CARES!!!!!!!! FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ATTENTION,,,,,Ow hi!!....WOULD YOU LIKE TO DATE MEEE,,,!!!!!!!!!!!
Haven that said, Want to laugh so loud that aliens we ll hear it and come enslave our mothers but not our daughters?????,, and we ll kill off Alqueda, and my mother will get pregnant?
type: "Funny Dance Video freaky jason" and fasten ur condoms ey
i agree if everyone in the U.S. would stop paying tax's there's nothing they could do they cant punish everyone at the same time...there's so much more i could say but no time got to go love & peace to everyone out there that reads this
Just get them to say im not a phesent plucker im a fesent pluckers mate im only plucking phenents because the phesent pluckers late and wilt there doing it nuke them and the ones who r left will comit suicide because they wont be able to do in because of there fangs and rotting meatle flesh and there german acsents and there chuck noris beards and chucks cowboy hats lol!!!
It's fine to make jokes but it's not okay to incite violence onto a already well hated group. You shouldn't make excuses for hateful and dangerous speech.
What happens when you die? Have you told lies, stolen, used God's name in vain(10 Commandments)? If yes, then you're a liar, thief, and a blasphemer in the sight of God. When you die & be judged by God, you'll be guilty of sin, & go to Hell! But God sent His Son Jesus to shed His blood & die on a cross for your sins, He was buried & rose again from the dead on the third day. If you'll believe the Gospel(Jesus's death for your sins, His burial & resurrection)you'll not perish & have eternal life
Easy, go back in time, Twice And bring back two chuck norris-es , have them touch and they will merge together to Form Super chuck Norris , upon seeing this the current chuck norris will go "fuck that, i'm switchin' side" Thus making the Super Vampire robot nazi with zombie blood chuck norris. and then reality will collapse...
DeusFoarthir 2 days ago
fuck ya!, guns and blood!!! that brings change, nothing else.
josh6343 2 days ago
This is my first sxephil video. Boy brings back memories. I remember watching it for the first time and immediatly subscribing. Never thought you get big phil! Keep at it...
satriox 5 days ago
nuke
titans53a 1 week ago
Chuck Norris is a Vampire Robot Nazi who is also a zombie... God help us all
TheNesbittNation1 1 week ago
Oldschool philly d is awesome!
xXLEGITsGAMERXx 1 week ago
All you do is release the honey badgers.
FLOPPYBRICKSTUDIOS 2 weeks ago
Vampire robot Nazi who's a zombie!!! Holy shit!
WhitKatJJ 2 weeks ago
press 2 for aaa
HowDidIGetHere121 2 weeks ago
And how do we kill evil vampire robot nazi zombie? Just show them nyan cat 24 hour edition, they should be extinct in no time :D
Raymondhaffar1 3 weeks ago
Chuck Norris would never become a robot Nazi zombie vampire... thing.
TheBlobnerBob 3 weeks ago
I understand the anger about the unfair treatment of corporate greed.....but refusing to pay taxes would not be a big enough message that would really affect them. Boycotts would be more effective since it is not the govt we are fighting, bu the private elite
Holisticvangerpen 4 weeks ago
Haha wow, look how far you have come sense then. Good job.
Mrzederman2 4 weeks ago
Shit...its 2012. Phil am I a nazi, robot, vampire, zombie yet! Or just a troll?
WH3NDUTYCALLS 4 weeks ago
Huh its 2011
sayrith 1 month ago
2008!!!
Musicalshootings 1 month ago
I farted
creepercrawles 1 month ago
I didnt even finish watching your pointless shit talking video, your 45 making youtube videos and a failure at life man don't even try..
zmarglin 1 month ago
@zmarglin It's funny because you only have 1 subscriber meanwhile he has almost 2 million subcribers, hypocrite. If you're going to hate on someon, don't make it so obvious that you suck at it. You are a fail to trolls around the world. Now, If you don't mind, I'm going to go hate on a troll that might actually put up a fight with me. Your pathetic at making comments on youtube videos and a failure at life man, don't even try to reply.
Raymondhaffar1 3 weeks ago
aHA. So this guy became world-famous and rich for life by selling his comedy act on youtube. I wonder if there's room for anyone ELSE to make money this way, during a time of a HORRID world economy, OR if it's like winning the lottery, in terms of the odds...?!
Protectobot 1 month ago
@TheElaBubbles Apretiate?... OHHH Appreciate...
AirsoftVibes 1 month ago
Well not paying taxes sounds good and all but there is one catch. If you don't pay your taxes it will only be hurting the country as a whole. Now before one you guys (or girls) try to tell me the government is wasting our money all I have to say is I KNOW. But think not paying your taxes will destroy the country (unless you like that sort of thing then go ahead don't even read this). There are better ways to get back at the government .
Death1458100 1 month ago 4
@Death1458100 i agree with you that we should be paying taxes, but not income tax. There isnt even a law which requires you to pay income tax yet you can go to prison for not paying it. Furthermore, the income tax that you pay is simply a form of interest payment that the US government pays to the federal reserve for printing the dollar.
stoneman289 3 weeks ago
@stoneman289 I don't even think people have a choice on paying there income tax. Some employers just take it out automatically.
Death1458100 3 weeks ago
@Death1458100 Could you please tell what in the world would happen if the federal government was to shut down? The States could survive perfectly fine on their own simply by working together, the original plan that the founders had in mind was for the federal government to make working with other states easier, now the corrupt politicians have done just the opposite because they've made so many regulations to the point of preventing a free market. continued____
wyohawker 1 week ago
@wyohawker Did you know that the national government is made up of STATE representatives. 2 Senators come from each state and the house of representatives is based on population so yes it is useless for the states to send money back to the people they elect to speak for them. People talk about how corrupt the government is and have no idea that WE HAVE IT EASY. Go to China and tell them they are corrupt they will either kill you or put you in jail forever or go to Iran, Pakistan, etc.
Death1458100 1 week ago
@Death1458100 Did you know that one state's gas tax creates enough money to provide for all of that state's spending? How it works right now is your state gives all their income to the feds, then they must comply with federal regulations, such as the Real ID act, in order to get the money they already had; is that pointless or what? . The federal government has gone WAY beyond their jurisdiction and if people keep closing their eyes to this corruption we'll end up EXACTLY LIKE RUSSIA.
wyohawker 1 week ago
@wyohawker Now before you say "I am closing my eyes to the corruption" I would like to say this. If people were closing there eyes then why has SOPA not passed? I know that isn't the worst thing that has passed. There is act that has passed that allows the government to throw anyone in jail for acting like a terrorist. So pretty much protesting is almost illegal since if you do it wrong you go to jail for being a terrorist. The best thing to do is vote for your real neighbor or friends!
Death1458100 1 week ago
@wyohawker And in conclusion I urge you to VOTE, not for the idiots that run but for the real human beings. Maybe a coworker? My point is the more people that don't vote for these retarded corrupt rich guys make it easier for someone with intelligence to rise up and actually save this piece of shit we like to call the United States of America.
Death1458100 1 week ago
@Death1458100 I agree with you 100%, I realize that people in China, Iran, Pakistan, etc. have it extremely rough, especially when compared to Americans, although were headed down the same rode, it's a wide curvy road that ends abruptly and inconveniently. Killing the SOPA Act was a great accomplishment, but it'll be back next year with more support. Trust me, I go to state legislation sessions and watch it all to down, almost every bill that's killed is back within 2 years. Also the only reason
wyohawker 1 week ago
@Death1458100 people did anything about it was the fact that it was going to effect them immediately, sadly most don't realize that every bill that's passed will effect them in some way. It's defiantly true that they're passing bills left and right that take freedom from us much more vehemently than the SOPA act. We need a Constitutional Amendment restricting senators from being in office more than 4 terms, that would solve a lot of issues. The only nominee worth voting for is Ron Paul.
wyohawker 1 week ago
@wyohawker sorry that got really choppy
wyohawker 1 week ago
@wyohawker I would agree with you on Ron Paul but one thing concerns me and all politicians do it, so this where my concern comes from, he may be lying to us. Obama was elected in because he was young, told us he had plans to solve economic problems, and he would pull troops out of Iraq. Now lets see he is young, he hasn't solved the problems, and he pulled troops out of Iraq due to an agreement Bush made with the Iraqi's.
Death1458100 1 week ago
@wyohawker Since you go to legislation sessions all the time you would see this current congress and president is one of the worst ever. Now I know I just slammed Obama but he couldn't have failed so hard if it wasn't for the two major parties being at war. The only things they seem to agree on are the ways to ruin the overall populations lives. That is why I think we need to throw them all out as soon as possible.
Death1458100 1 week ago
@Death1458100 The problem with congress (besides the fact they're all corrupt) is they don't really do much, over time people have started to assume that the president has the power to do everything he says he'll do, which in truth he doesn't. He says he'll cut taxes and other bs that he can't back up because he doesn't have the power to do so, unfortunately he has way more power then the founders intended. The president is to enforce the laws that congress enacts, then the judicial is to
wyohawker 6 days ago
@Death1458100 determine whether or not the laws are just and constitutional. Instead the executive is making their own laws and enforcing them, the judicial is making law and telling the exe. to enforce them, while congress gets blamed for all our problems, don't get me wrong, congress still enacts many laws and are responsible for many issues. The point is that everyone has way to much power that's not given to them by the constitution, we need to get rid of everyone in office including all
wyohawker 6 days ago
@Death1458100 those in the presidential cabinet, the corrupt judges, and congress. However in order to do that we need people who who won't do the same thing. I don't think Ron Paul is lying, just look at his record, he always votes to lower taxes, remove restrictions on the working class, pro-life, end the undeclared war, close the border, and is anti-gay. He's Americas answer to all our problems. When you look at most other peoples record they're normally the opposite of what they say
wyohawker 6 days ago
@wyohawker I agree with you on getting rid of everyone. But I wouldn't call gays a problem...just saying. That is why I don't know if I could trust him because of the rest of the presidential candidates.
Death1458100 6 days ago
You talk waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too fast.
gamesrock217 1 month ago
anti troll, anti hater here but just cant resist Fill-Lip. Your opinions are like winning a medal at the special olympics, retarded!!!!
EyeEarnLungz 1 month ago
What the hell is wrong with him? What a fucking moron
rockboy365987826 1 month ago
Tim Tebow can get them
hbkhhhwwe95 1 month ago
@hbkhhhwwe95 As long as it is the 4th quarter of a football game.
Death1458100 1 month ago
The guy on the beach wearing the dress looked like rosanne with a butthole tickler.......
katielynnlair 1 month ago
WHY AM I ATTRACTED TO YOU
crumbsinhisjacketses 1 month ago
My cooking would be the end of those evil vampire robot natzi Zombies!
MBCland 1 month ago
HIGH!!
thunderer15 1 month ago
Don't worry. As long as we have Charlie Sheen, we're all good.
itdepends100 1 month ago
Face it your Fucked up beyond all reason if chuck Norris is one
s3shun8 1 month ago
Best show ever :)
ambra8poindexter 1 month ago
Phil talk about about politics more I think your political views could add some great substance to you video (that's not meant to be a negative connotation!), you views are what a lot of people are thinking and i know it may not be the most interesting stuff for everyone but you could probably get a lot of younger people thinking. We really need that. Great stuff
heres2ferrari1 1 month ago
huh if chuck is on there side...we r fucked
23tubester 1 month ago
You know nothing of economics, that much is clear.
socialisticdemo 1 month ago
So naive...
MrAbomb234 1 month ago
Well obviously you use custom made bullets infused with tiny crucifixes that emit large amounts of electricity and then explode, one shot into the head will burn the vampire, short circuit the robot, decapitate the zombie, and kill the nazi.
rbnblaze 1 month ago
Your sense of humour is lame and tastless and RUDE. You're not clever. You're not funny. Quit
SW9800 1 month ago
TWO WORDS:SAMMICH LASERS!!!
Rantmaster13 1 month ago
Yeahhhhh fema camps!!:)
darkstarkick69 1 month ago
Dont worry about prisons being full, there about to open the FEMA CAMPS
xfucktheworld831 1 month ago
if you don't pay taxes than don't complain about shit they pay for (everything.) Same thing goes for dicks who don't vote, but complain about whoever is elected.
fuckyougyuys 1 month ago
holy shit im the 801,000th view, awesome :)
cwohl00 1 month ago
what did you do to that paki ray
lokalllize 2 months ago
this man deserves a sanctuary for HOMELESS PEOPLE in USA.
can you come to new york to speak to homeless people.
And you are recruited by a auction company. congratulation!!!!
yrigado123 2 months ago
Napalm!
Rmaggedon91 2 months ago
sounds like he knows all the things aroganto
1hitleris 2 months ago
If you don't earn "income" you can't owe income tax. Earn Property instead like I do and NEVER EVER SELL IT!
FineHawaiianArt 2 months ago
Lol, it's 2011 and there no robots.
XxFightinDirtyxX 2 months ago
how the hell do i keep getting to this part of youtube
CODAIRreviews 2 months ago
Why are you all hating?! He's doing what he loves and he has alot of subscribers! Don't hate, apretiate! And if you don't like him, THEN DON'T WATCH HIM! It's that simple!
TheElaBubbles 2 months ago 8
@TheElaBubbles he's a dick, we hate him. He needs to be told: he's about as funny as fucking cancer of the nutsack (medical term)
addictedtomarsbars 1 month ago
@addictedtomarsbars Uhmm No. If you hate him, get off the video. He doesn't need the hate. He loves what he's doing and I think you're just jealous. So get off the video and quit hating. kay bye! <3 (:
TheElaBubbles 1 month ago
@TheElaBubbles ok relax i was joking. actually i agree with him about tattoos
addictedtomarsbars 1 month ago
@TheElaBubbles you should make a rap of that o3o (also you got top comment congrats!)
treblig1995 2 weeks ago
spray them all with water : S ?
xXNightManXx 2 months ago
dear god you're annoying
MrScarification 2 months ago
I've always loved your show man. If it wasn't for show I would have NO idea what's going on in world!!! Silly I know but oh so true. Keep doin whatcha doin
Whozside 2 months ago
philip keep on kicking them out ..u r great keep it up
MrFERG13 2 months ago
GAY LORD. YOUR A GAY LORD!!! LORD OF THE GAYS. if you were a king... well you would be KING OF THE GAYS!
samuel99782 2 months ago
@samuel99782
ALL HAIL STEPHEN,
KING OF THE LESBIANS! :D
(Harry Partridge)
Minatoleekrinaze 2 months ago
@samuel99782 did he ever once say he was Homosexual? :) use correct termonology
YoRuNeOnCaT 2 months ago
Strange doesn't begin to cover you...and when YOU wake up in jail (for inciting civil disobedience but on some trumped-up charge...remember the other guy in jail you mocked with the tattoos. Xxoo chris
keyboardvett 2 months ago
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you jizz-throated faggot
pockmarkedbuttocks 2 months ago 17
@pockmarkedbuttocks y r u talkin bout your mom
23tubester 1 month ago
@23tubester - no, i'm talkn' bout your faggot father
pockmarkedbuttocks 1 month ago
filled in with a little love
lorskistar 3 months ago
oh phil... i love your old videos :)
MsClo2010 3 months ago
I typed your name in and this video popped up! I've read your Wikipedia and I'm glad you're smart because you are one of the good people that have changed the world
nc17atnce102 3 months ago
lol 2010 its 2011
LuluPaperBird 3 months ago
OMG look at that hair!!!!!!!!!!!
Deanzsyclone 3 months ago
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bendikad 3 months ago
@bendikad im really not that desperate
MultiMegify 2 months ago
lmao its funny to see people talkin smack about how @sxephil is not funny .... he's doin big youtube things now. He probably made a wallet out of money to hold his crazy amounts of money in lol :p
deenuhbee22 4 months ago
Find waldo and everything will be ok
elizabethsiddique 4 months ago
trollz!!
elizabethsiddique 4 months ago
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TheDylanSw 4 months ago
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your posters are crooked .
MollyHarber13 4 months ago
your posters are crooked .
MollyHarber13 4 months ago
if we dont pay taxes...there would be no army AND other nations would conquer us as in take over...retard.just cause you dont pay taxes and live off welfare doesnt mean others have to to.
slave537 4 months ago
@slave537 You have been brainwashed into thinking we need taxes, so sad.
MrMonkeyThumbsticks 4 months ago
@MrMonkeyThumbsticks think of it my friend...the world would be fucked,so sad.
slave537 4 months ago
@slave537 I have thought about it quite a bit, you do realize that we never even had a peacetime federal income tax until 1894, 118 years after we gained independence as a nation. Go ahead and look up pork barrel spending and tell me that our bloated, inept government is better at spending money than it's citizens. It is easy to blow money on stupid shit when it isn't yours.
MrMonkeyThumbsticks 4 months ago
hahaha "china's economy is bad"
staringatclouds1 4 months ago
no top comments time for me to rape. booobies!!!!!!!!
TheCrazyschoolkids 4 months ago
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did you know:
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if we didn't have adds you would have to pay $5 a month to watch videos
All those adds your bitching about keep the site free they only put adds so they can make this site free for you,they are not the greedy corporate asses, you guys are greedy, youtube is not free to run yet they make it free for you, so stop bitching unless you want to pay for youtube!
thumbs this up to put at the top so it gets noticed.
ColINIZaBEAST 4 months ago
My school's new assistant Principal has a wolf tattoo on his calf!! haha
shadowcutie1 4 months ago
How are we still commenting on this 2008 PDS?
poepiebanaan 4 months ago
Atomic BomBs
j4mes570 4 months ago
Don't pay your taxes. but please buy my shirts. What? Is what most of you should be saying. :) The what? part
jeremyelliott1 4 months ago
QOTD: Jack Bauer obviously :)
sarahsoccergirl 4 months ago
wow ok dumbass what the fuck is wrong with you omg if you don't by your taxs the economy falls to more shit and i'd be happy to buy more taxes
whitetiger769 4 months ago
@whitetiger769 You obviously don't understand what taxes are.
MrMonkeyThumbsticks 4 months ago
You seem freakishly tanned like a douchebag....it kind of scares people and they don't take you seriously
Bjtafoya7 4 months ago
*everyone
mzPenguinPantz 4 months ago
bombs!!!!! Thats how we kill evryobe else XD jk
mzPenguinPantz 4 months ago
you will have to cure chuck norris and get an xbox and use the wireless conecter attach itto they're brain and use the controller to control them
beaslbudmw2ps3 5 months ago
oh hey, back when Philip was still acting like a fake douche. Eh, got him where he is now. Why does THIS video show up when I google his name?
Hrel88 5 months ago
@oblak989 and @TheMason998 he cuts the clip when he takes a breath
cthouseholder 5 months ago
If you think your tax dollars are paying for roads, bridges and schools, forget it. Every penny of your tax dollars pays for your country's national debt to the banksters who got rich with your money in the first place. The banksters then lend your tax dollars back to your government WITH EXHORBITANT INTEREST to pay for roads, bridges and schools.
TruthSmack 5 months ago
@TruthSmack What your talking about is the national debt interest and spending on that is only 6% of the total amount we spend a year. So that's factually not accurate.
lilgny17 5 months ago
@lilgny17 He is talking about taxes paid while you are citing a percentage of spending. National spending and the taxes we pay are two different things.
LightningBoltz 5 months ago
3:40 <<< pause " Derp "
MrWafflehouse99 5 months ago
why you hate ray william johnson
lokalllize 6 months ago
HI, I am currently making a video series of things that PISS me off! And i just made a collab video with one of my youtube friends THEGAMINGNOOBS, and the video turned out great! so i was wondering... WOULD YOU want to be in one of my THINGS "THAT PISS ME OFF" video's???
(I WOULD LOVE IT IF YOU HELPED ME OUT!)
Sincerely: Jon Mead
BY THE WAY... I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!
(please check out my latest PISSED OFF video, down below)
PunchNugget 6 months ago
best video ever
t0nym0nt0ya 6 months ago
Check out you tube videos on UFO over Bazil :)
JTrc101 6 months ago
by poking it... repeatedly
NinjaCray101 6 months ago
reminds me kinda of danny from gradualreport
idlebelizeans 6 months ago
Evil robots in 2010!? I beter get ready...
isitfun4 6 months ago
Bruce Lee's dead corpse could kick the shit out of any version of Chuch Noris!
Bruce Lee F O R E V E R !
aaronfu2 6 months ago
Going to go with holy water...
Holy water > than Vampire
Holy water > than Zombies
Holy water(or any water) > electronics i.e. robots.
that's a cure all right there.
So my plan, filling a water gun with holy water, going on a rampage. yeaaa....
Raygr16 6 months ago
Good shit.
TruthUnderFire 6 months ago
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EVERY TIME I SEE YOUR STUPID BABY FACE IN A VID PIC LOOKS LIKE YOUR BEGGING FOR A MANS CUM LOAD ON YOUR FACE AND IN YOUR MOUTH. CAUSE YOUR A PUSSY FAGGOT WHO DRINKS MENS CUM AND EDITS HIS VIDS TO TRY AND SOUND SOPHISTICATED. I KNOW THIS GUYS FRIENDS EVERY ON E AND HES GAY AND DOES SWALLLOW. SWEAR TO GOD. IF YOU WANT A VIDEO ILL SEND YOU IT, HIS LAME FAG SUCKING DOWN THE MENS LOAD
TRIPNnuttzNfcknBUTTZ 6 months ago
to kill a robot nazi vampire zombie of chuck norris just get jackie chan and shane dawsons hair
NVThockey89 6 months ago
@NVThockey89 or bruce lee since he killed or beat up chuck norris ...
TheDysfunkpunk 6 months ago
i'll just meet phil in kansas.
MrJeffmaster1000 6 months ago
lol makes me laugh on every episode:]^^
Yer69Mom 6 months ago
fuck taxes! lol
dirtyboy304 6 months ago in playlist YOUTUBE HOW 2 UPLOAD A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE
omg shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dirtyboy304 6 months ago in playlist YOUTUBE HOW 2 UPLOAD A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE
You're better than any sleeping pill I've taken!!! STFU!!! ANNOYING MOTHERFUCKER! GO SOMEWHERE AND GET A FUCKING BLOW JOB ALREADY....MAYBE IT WILL CALM YOUR IRRITATING, CORNY ASS DOWN!!
44joints 6 months ago
we're fucked
rocknrollneverdies1 6 months ago
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maddigan13 6 months ago
sxephil seems very very familiar I don't know where I've seen him before. If anyone could help me.....
SuviLove 6 months ago
Before the 16th amendment, there was NOWHERE IT SAID THAT YOU HAD TO PAY TAXES! And the 16th amendment actually only gives congress the right to collect taxes. It DOESN'T REQUIRE PAYMENT! The income tax is constitutional, but it isn't very democratic. WE NEED TO ABOLISH THE IRS AND THE 16TH AMENDMENT!
Ron Paul 2012
OCCatholicDude 6 months ago
@OCCatholicDude Yea don't pay your taxes so schools and hospitals all run out of money! great idea!
howerut 6 months ago
At least the robot vampire nazis who are also zombies aren't ninjas. If they were ninjas we would be completely fucked. We should just get ninjas to kill them
SuperSkulduggery 7 months ago
fuck you faggot...you suck....
ziehe666 7 months ago
AmazingAeithiest is beter :)
Jmisterz 7 months ago
@devilraydude76 I really have no idea why i'm entertained by his videos.
numba1ballla 7 months ago
Kill a Vampire Robot Nazi Zombie - Get a Celtic cross. Find a baptist preacher. Bless the Celtic Cross with a mixture of peanut butter & jelly, garlic, and water.
I have no idea what relevance any of that has.
raychelrampage 7 months ago
Man, you look so unreal with your alien face.
PunksterD 7 months ago
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LKZDestiny 7 months ago
I say we pull out, nuke em from orbit.
Yay! Nerdy Aliens reference!
SumRandomODST 7 months ago
This guy needs mental help. :/
He's extremely unfunny.
kawaiifreak860 7 months ago 2
Hi! (jump cut) I'm (jump cut) Phil (jump cut) De (jump cut) franco (jump cut) and (jump cut) blah (jump cut) BlAh (jump cut) BLAH (jump cut)... SHUT UP!!!! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP NO ONE CARES!!!!!!!! FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
nickliveslife 7 months ago 2
i hate this guy...
You aren't funny dudee
drclass 7 months ago 2
@drclass your so wrong
XUchihaXObitoX 7 months ago
great baby laughing video /watch?v=CjExhI5_vVQ&feature=feedu
yomommaisme7 7 months ago
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Haven that said, Want to laugh so loud that aliens we ll hear it and come enslave our mothers but not our daughters?????,, and we ll kill off Alqueda, and my mother will get pregnant?
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anavirism 7 months ago
we survived
TheDesktablechair 7 months ago
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we survived
TheDesktablechair 7 months ago
we survived
TheDesktablechair 7 months ago
i agree if everyone in the U.S. would stop paying tax's there's nothing they could do they cant punish everyone at the same time...there's so much more i could say but no time got to go love & peace to everyone out there that reads this
Wastenjester 7 months ago
Too bad it's already 2011 and there hasn't been any evil robot attacks :(
madgeeq 7 months ago
@madgeeq he said 2012
dingo596 7 months ago
Hey its 2011 where the fuck are the robots?
Thats1000 7 months ago
Just get them to say im not a phesent plucker im a fesent pluckers mate im only plucking phenents because the phesent pluckers late and wilt there doing it nuke them and the ones who r left will comit suicide because they wont be able to do in because of there fangs and rotting meatle flesh and there german acsents and there chuck noris beards and chucks cowboy hats lol!!!
jedarenoknight 7 months ago
the best way to kill a evil vampire robot nazi zombies is to grab dempsy and give him a ray gun
stridegum1000 7 months ago
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Check out the official crown court papers that lead to my "5 year rap & poetry ban" (video on my page)
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donhonki1 7 months ago
production quality has gone up for philly d but the content has always been right on the money
elizebethjames 7 months ago
Dude were you being serious about the not paying taxes thing? You're kind of fucking stupid xD.
MakeaWish17 7 months ago 5
It's fine to make jokes but it's not okay to incite violence onto a already well hated group. You shouldn't make excuses for hateful and dangerous speech.
ophy4 7 months ago
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What happens when you die? Have you told lies, stolen, used God's name in vain(10 Commandments)? If yes, then you're a liar, thief, and a blasphemer in the sight of God. When you die & be judged by God, you'll be guilty of sin, & go to Hell! But God sent His Son Jesus to shed His blood & die on a cross for your sins, He was buried & rose again from the dead on the third day. If you'll believe the Gospel(Jesus's death for your sins, His burial & resurrection)you'll not perish & have eternal life
gramosjr7 7 months ago
is it me or does he look like a tranny?
fuZionRome 7 months ago 7
have mr T kill them then him and chuck norris could fight to the end of time
thebostonrevolution 8 months ago
dude do you know when to shut your mouth and take a breath !!!!!!!
TheMason998 8 months ago 6
@TheMason998 dont you know that he edits the pause moments out... and if you dont like what hes saying.. then dont watch.
missKmR3 5 months ago
@TheMason998 It's called video editing. Eureka! Technology happens!
nelsonneongenesis 4 months ago
Bristol england?
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
thebronzegoldfish 8 months ago