Adventures In Borderlands w/VideoGameCarnage & Deafinition Part 11

[DemonFoxTom]

i want minxcast (podcast)!!! i would download it off of itunes , if its free i would pay but im a homeless chuck norris wannabe

[DemonFoxTom]

i used to say what the balls, but it evolved into WHAT THE FUCKIN SHIT

[KittyClaws]

If ya'll think deafinition sounds black, you should listen to TheRadBrad. He's the blackest sounding white dude I've ever heard :)

[666Nocturne]

I'm from Texas (Unfortunately) and let me make one thing clear...LESBIANS DO NOT GO TO HELL! (Due to awesomeness!) :D Carnage and his Colin Farrell impression=Priceless!

[xxjong1991xx]

We're annoyingly polite here in Iowa.

[Deafinition]

@xxjong1991xx We are?

[xxjong1991xx]

@Deafinition In Dubuque, yes.

[Deafinition]

@xxjong1991xx That I wouldn't know. Closest I've ever been to Dubuque is when I use to live in Ames and there are a lot of assholes in Ames.

[xxjong1991xx]

@Deafinition Well damn, it's a good thing I decided not to go to school in Ames then.

[Deafinition]

@xxjong1991xx Oh don't get me wrong, ISU is a great school but it seems like there's a barrier that surrounds the campus. The moment people step outside that barrier they turn into a giant asshole. There isn't much need to ever leave campus, though.

[xxjong1991xx]

@Deafinition I think all college campuses have that barrier. I go to the University of Dubuque now (financial troubles kept me from going too far away from home) and the whole campus might as well be floating several hundred feet in the air. People on campus retain their personality while the citizens of Dubuque lose theirs.

[Blackcloak18]

What is carnage's accent? Has me stumped. Someone direct message me.

[IanJump]

I would have thought that Marks signature is his rants, which I would like to dub his "Rage Boners." That, and it it's almost like a right of passage for him to call you a cunt.

[ScrewsGoTight]

12:49

That laugh.

:D

[AlexDeiknymi]

I've lived in Texas my whole life...

and I completely agree with you. This place is pretty much terrible.

[duckcluck123]

actually most americans are pretty polite

[immortallies]

There is a city in Ohio spelled like Russia.... pronounced Roo-shee. No joke.

[ericsimaginaryfriend]

Deaf sounds like a slightly pudgy white guy ._.

Carnage like a rather slim English fellow, maybe David Tennant-like

I dunno why I imagine them like this, but I do....

Also, the way you English say "lever" is weird :D

[Rhincewind13]

Texan here. Airports are fucked up in general. Lesbians rock. That is all.

[Wasabisoul]

I fucking hate southern American accent.

Sometimes they're okay.

And sometimes I want to grab them by the neck and yell at them to shut the fuck up.

WHY CAN'T THEY PRONOUNCE THINGS CORRECTLY

[kitcatkat13]

I love pronouncing things the Southern-Appalachian way. We don't say 'Hey, get me a wash cloth.' We say 'Hey go get me a worsh-cloth'

[SweedishDelight]

Also the 6 for Resident Evil 6 looks like a woman sucking off a giraffe. Enjoy that :)

[Anominess]

Carnage you've got your accent, humor and advanced profanity. ;)

[Xbox180ISSWEET]

I'm serious, Carnage; you are TOO good at that American accent! You've got to find some way to profit off that...

"I KNOW how to kill a mockingbird, man".

Genius.

[SweedishDelight]

If it helps Deafinition I love your music!! :D

[Dibxmonkey]

On another note, I wonder if you guys ever play with normal players or if you're VIP and have an entourage of skilled players. haha

[Dibxmonkey]

lol In American calling someone what they are is offensive, but in England they never hesitate to mention you've gained weight or look like something that day lol. x'D

[JosepfCross]

Deaf, it's not 'cause you rap that people think you're black. It's cause you rap WELL! :D

[RedAces93]

psssh, I'm positive that your all VERY sexy ;P plus your all loved more than half of us on the planet. Glad to see another update tho :D

[beyondthepages]

It's not a good idea to listen to this while you're doing work in the classroom... it's too funny! :D

[gord163]

Hahaha it showed me signing into steam

[Gwen7KHHP]

Carnage you are wrong. All the guys from my school have been saying "What the balls?!" since we were ten.

[CrimsonReaper85]

I thought Carnage's 'thing' was everything he says which is the most politically incorrect gold material on any side of the internet!!

[mattyboxify]

Carnage is a randy fecker and thats why e love him plus he has the hates spiders thing which always cracks me up

[SlashFirestorm]

That IS pretty much Texas in a nutshell...along with a distressing amount of the American south. It sucks living there, trust me.

[evilwatches]

Oxford= an ox and a Ford fused together in a heinous genetic experiment?

[keshka4life1]

ive tried some of those English pronouncements people stare its amusing as hell

[PeckymaNia]

O and on the west cost, none the names are English, there all Spanish

[FearsAdamBlack]

Attempt to make it plural* Pardon my misspellings.

[FearsAdamBlack]

Kansas was born from either a misspelling of the native american Kansa tribe, or an steeper to make it plural. Either way, you got Kansas, and Kansas has wheat and wannabe gang members. This coming from a teen actually living in the capital of Kansas. Hello kiddies.

[DeadlyKeres]

I live in Pennsylvania and around me there is Versailles (pronounced Ver-sales) and Braddock (pronounced Braddick). I'm from Pittsburgh so you can throw in the Pittsburghese thing with pop not soda, slippy not slippery, etc. I would get in fights with friends from out of state about stuff like this.

[nickyrospapa]

i actually enjoy it when other people make fun of us americans also....i dont get offended...i know this country is crap...now one or a couple jokes is ok but if you go on and on..well im gonna get kind of pissed off...but trust me...i love the american voice carnage does

[PeckymaNia]

Wooooops that's supposed to

Be a CAN'T ( sigh no luv for America... I

Mean

We're ok... Not like

Them Dam Asians ... O hey racism achieved -.-

[nickyrospapa]

in all honesty...deafs song for you made me think he was black...idk why but when i just hear voices and see no face...usually LPers..i get an image of them in my head...he was black but now that i saw him i know hes not. not trying to be insulting it just happens

[PeckymaNia]

@Martinsleep

You see I

Knew this was going to happen... Truly sori very very honestly tried not to be offensive , I

Can speak

I'm neither white British or lesbian.... But I

Am

Mexican....

[RandomxTomato]

People thought Deaf sounded black? Carnage sounds more black than him.

Not saying I think Carnage is black

[PeckymaNia]

Fat white rapper, lesbian Brit, and someother guy playing Borderlands, .... FUNNY

( def must not be that fat, he doesn't sound fat... He does sound VEEEEERRRRYYY white and rapper wow cool the plot thickens with new characters in the story of minx)

[Martinsleep]

@PeckymaNia Wow thats imature and offensive

[iPlatonic]

I like how Minx's mouse moves along to her laughing. :D Special effects!

[DarkMagicAngel24]

Carnage's thing is being Carnage... AKA sounding like Wheatly. And his accents.

[lay0down0]

Deafs intro for Minx is the best one out of all the LPs I've watched :D

[CrazedsHideout]

Hey def, if you read this, next time anyone brings up the "herb" debate again, just ask them to say knife, or gnome, or gnat.

[AngelicRiku]

great American voice carnage......In colorado we don't like to pronounce t's so we say mountain like mound an. not sure why, but a friend pointed it out.

[littleitalianice]

Deafinition killed it on your old LP's. Id like to see him do more of that.

[therealvaan]

Birmingham Alabama represent 

[GuessWho626]

Why does everyone (I'm exaggerating) have such a negative connotation about Texas?

[CrazedsHideout]

@GuessWho626 Well, most of it is the gun and death penalty thing. And how if you see anything in the media about them, it's usually some Texan talking about how great their state is and why it should be independent.

I'm guessing most people are like me in the fact that we make fun of everyone, but we don't really mean anything by it. Though honestly, I'm slightly afraid of Texas just because of the sheer number of domesticated tigers...

[KittyClaws]

@GuessWho626

I'm sure you're an exception ( I assume you're from Texas), but when I worked at a customer service call center for jewelry, people that called from Texas were ASSHOLES. So that's why I have negativity towards Texas. Again, I'm sure you're perfectly nice though :) To be fair, I'm from Florida, and people who called from Florida were a bunch of asshole too lol.

[ShadowXM13]

I loved the beginning about deaf and him being white and liking rap. Mainly because I'm black and I fucking hate rap. Metalcore, death core, and dubstep all day everyday for me!!!

[Eagleye415]

Carnage has his voices

[ultimatedactylonomy]

Deaf!! You did Minx's intro?!

...Yeah. I totally thought you were black when I heard that. You sound white otherwise, though.

[Sprikxlover1701]

God, I love you all so much. Seriously, there is nothing better than Minx, Deafinition, and Mark when I'm pulling an all-nighter for my exams. :D My thanks to you for keeping me up and helping me study while laughing my ass off. :D 100/100!

[Kyte27]

2:13 - every one with a Skype checks their Skype

[SleepingOni]

OH MY GOD!!!! DEAFINITION ISN'T BLACK????