I'm in deep sh*t.

[sherryhumikowski]

AW! What a cute memory! =]

[trillian57]

HAHAHA How many times did Cam spit around the house before Andrea Kicked your butt?

[flydarling]

What is it with guys teaching kids this stuff, my hubby is just as bad. Now don't go moaning when they do it back at the worst possible moment! Cheers, Lesley

[bobbycarp]

LOL. Thanksgiving dinner, all the family together, heads bowed in a prayer of reverent thanks...it's the PERFECT time to try out his new 'spit take', that DADDY taught him! Get used to it Brian; it's always going to be our fault. But it's worth it, in comedy relief.

[suuzzee5]

I thought you actually did that very politely, Brian ... at least you didn't spit ON anybody ... :)

[DavidRayDog]

You are a bad, bad boy bnessel1973.

har har har!

[worm2glow]

What's the deal? just the regular reaction to watching a bnessel-video... :)

[BrEnDaW924]

as long as it's not beer!

[gilligan07734]

you know its coming.

was that grape juice you were spitting?

[Spammyguy712]

Has Cam learned it yet? All I can see is Andrea with a roll of Bounty following the two of you around the house! So funny Brian!

[joelovesyou]

Hahaha! That was super cute!

[2redheads]

The first time I did that to something my husband said he knew it was true love!

2reds

[tickanie]

thats was fun!

[missdivinestalls]

I love a great spit take.

[bnessel1973]

And who doesn't, really? : )

[TubeSkanke]

Loved this...LOL

[bnessel1973]

Thank you, Ms. Skanke. : )

[MuggleSam]

Wonderful! I posted a response trying to send folks over to ya! :)

[bnessel1973]

Now they'll find me and expect a channel of spit takes! ... hey, there might be an idea there. : )

[moomay11649]

Cute as hell. You're a great daddy!

[bnessel1973]

Aw, thank you!

[GieGieMoon]

Too cute! You're a great daddy!

[bnessel1973]

I greatly appreciate that ... now tell my wife. : )

[Backupfriend]

I know why I Subscribed you !!!

[bnessel1973]

For my inability to swallow correctly? : )

[sillysillytom]

brilliant

[bnessel1973]

Ah, thank you. It is some of my better work. : )

[BilliLovesMargot]

haha, he's gotta learn it somewhere! ;)

[bnessel1973]

So he might as well learn from the best ... but he wasn't available, so I showed him.

[TheStepfordNews]

Oh boy...your life is going to be quite interesting the next few days, that whole spit thing with boys is hard to get over....next he'll be farting all day!

[bnessel1973]

And my pride will soar even higher. : )

[queenkimm07]

this is soo cute!!

huggs!!

Kim

[bnessel1973]

Thank you. : )

[LuvJayAndDee]

I am sorry, but "THAT" was the day you became a bad example? Or, was that a date in the far, distant past? :)

[bnessel1973]

There was a typo in the video.  It was supposed to read "worse example". Please forgive. : )

Any spit takes yet?

[LuvJayAndDee]

No, better not be!!!

[bnessel1973]

I'll come over tomorrow to show them all. Then they can practice. : )

[samsarajade]

hahaha, oh yeh, it's funny for a day, then it takes months to get him to not think it's funny to spit his drink all over the place, and he wont know the difference between doing it just in front of you + doing it at school, friends houses, restaurants! YOU ARE IN TROUBLE! Mind you, maybe you have an secret disclaimer and he knows that copying daddy is only to be done when it's just him and daddy (and the camera) around :P

Hey, you made 'son of bnessel' laugh though! Does he like your videos yet?

[bnessel1973]

He's starting to like them, but now there are less and less that are appropriate for him to watch. Go figure?! : )

[Baku]

Heheh! xD Thanks for a good laugh!

[bnessel1973]

'Tis a pleasure. : )

[JustStuff]

You gotta learn 'em some how :P

[bnessel1973]

Exactly!

[ChadderCheeze]

Well, at least the weather is proper for a dog house setting.

[bnessel1973]

But I'm too fat for a dog house. : (

[NunaFeedTheDucks]

LOL hahahahahahahah, a spay of merriment!

[bnessel1973]

One of the most appropriate typos ever! : )

[Steampiper]

ok now...who's going to be cleaning up all that spittle? LOL

[bnessel1973]

Oh, it just soaks in. : )

[LissaMee]

Ooohh my, be prepared for him to show off his new talent at the LEAST inviting time!!! lmao

[bnessel1973]

That's kinda what I'm hoping for. I just hope the camera is running. : )

[qrousaracentos]

Exploring kids to make your videos, uh? That's sooo Will Ferrel...

BTW, It's a compliment...

[bnessel1973]

I'm honored by it. : )

[gypsyfirestorm]

My eight year old used to love that trick lol

[bnessel1973]

My wife says I'm like an 8 year old - and you're right, I love it! : )

[righthandgenius]

*uncontrolable laugher!*

5*

[bnessel1973]

Take a drink. See what happens.

[wpgpeanut]

hahahha...

[bnessel1973]

: )

[benzone50]

its fun being a bad example, hey?

[bnessel1973]

More fun every day.

[PamalaSmith]

Ha ha!

[LeSaMilano]

hahaha - I could use his help in my fern greenhouse! LOL

[bnessel1973]

I charge $6 an hour, plus water costs.

[stylistbrighton]

NOT ON THE CREAM CARPET!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo­oooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo­ooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooo! andrea is going to kick your butt!

[bnessel1973]

She wouldn't dare. : )

[Pippilly]

ROFL! Sometimes I wonder what would ever happen to my kids if I had them... I'd totally be having spit ball parties and pillow fights lol

[bnessel1973]

Cam already knows the art of the pillow fight. He just needs a lighter pillow. : )

[livingpassion]

The reason every father wants to have a son...

[bnessel1973]

It really is!

[MickQuick07]

haha i love it.

[bnessel1973]

Thanks!

[msgg81]

some example you are ... lol !

[bnessel1973]

A damn fine one, thank you very much!

[IAGuy06]

Ahh if only... if only what you say?... if only I hadn't put that suppository in your drink..

(it's late... or early... it was the first thing that came to mind... I'm not sure that statement helps me any) :)

[bnessel1973]

EW!! ... hmmmm....

[IAGuy06]

Hey, you wanted to be friends... this is what you get. ;)

[glock882]

LOL!!! You're going to get it!!

[bnessel1973]

I ain't skeered!

[kickboxgrrl]

I have to echo jabbabird - it took you THIS long to figure out you're a bad influence?!?

For heaven's sake, what about that "Good Morning?" vid? =D (Which I still think totally rocks, by the way. I'd show it to my kids! Um, wait- that didn't sound right...)

[bnessel1973]

I've been teetering on the realization for a while. This was just a bigger step, I think.

[jabbabird]

You actually think that you just became a bad influence today?! hehehe All fun dads are a bit of a bad influence, aren't they?

[bnessel1973]

I think we HAVE to be! : )

[megamandapop]

hehee

[TheGreatAndMightyMe]

Oh boy... Hope the doghouse is nice.

[bnessel1973]

It's got shag carpet.

[Angitia39]

Your in deep shit alright haha.. Ummm I see lots of flowers, candy, jewlery for your wife.. and for your son a brand new car when he turns 18 lol... your in deep shit my friend ...

[bnessel1973]

My wife has my eternal devotion. That should be enough... wow, not even I believed that.

[mikma]

mikma was here

[bnessel1973]

Nice to see ya!

[dancegypsy]

Uh-oh... training has begun. Gone are the innocent little days of "And a Diet Coke?" Now there will be calculated madness. Ed Bassmaster has his Jake and BNessel has his Cam. The world should look out!

[bnessel1973]

Soon, we will rule (or ruin) the world!

[zebidee55]

Ah, the spit take and the prat fall. The cornerstones of all physical comedy. I totally agree - an art form!

Hmmm - I wonder if there is some way to reverse Private this so only Andrea doesn't see it. That way you can play dumb when it starts happening in front of guests!!

[bnessel1973]

It's far too late. Not only did she see the video, she witnessed some of the filming. : )

[binsk]

OMG you ROCK BRIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bnessel1973]

Thank you. Thank you oh so much. : )

[OhCurt]

Today it's the spit take.

Tomorrow it's a pie in the face.

They grow up so fast.

[bnessel1973]

I hope I have the camera running to document each one of his milestones.

[OhCurt]

Actually, if he's having milestones, you might wanna just take him to a doctor.

[maryann712]

Let me know if you need Eli's advice when the time comes...

[bnessel1973]

No, no, no - Uncle Brian is coming to teach Eli the art!

[maryann712]

If only! :*( Won't be long now...must hold it together...sniffle sniffle

[LilCav68]

Note to self: keep my Beast away from you, even if he was born in Michigan.. :P

[bnessel1973]

If he was born here, then he already has it in his blood. : )

[LilCav68]

This explains a lot then, especially the calls from school when the administrator can't stop from laughing while explaining what he did. :P

[Copperbat]

QUICK! Hide the computer under Andrea's dress shoes in the closet! She'll never find it there, since she never gets taken out to fancy places since you met her!

hehe j/k. Hilarious! XD

[mythreeguys]

um, I totally love this comment and would like to be your newest subscriber. love you lots.

[bnessel1973]

Okay, who are you and how did you know all of that completely factual information?! : )

[Furnifur]

That is something every man, woman, boy, girl, child, infant, embryo, sperm, egg should learn at birth. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU'RE LATE. HE'S GOT TO CATCH UP IS ALL. WHY IS THIS CAPPED? BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE YELLING.

LOVE FURNI

[bnessel1973]

I waited because, for a while, I was being influenced by SOMEONE that our child needed to be well mannered. Then, today, I realized it's much more important to be funny than polite. : )

[Furnifur]

Funny then polite in that order

[singingbabe26]

LOL ROFLMHO ok all I understand was daddy I want a baby what were the other two things he said? And yeah boys always learn to spit early now I know why LOL. 5 stars

[bnessel1973]

1. "I wanna get married"

2. "I want $15".

I think he'll need to practice, but one day he will make daddy proud. : )

[singingbabe26]

LOL of course he will make you proud but one day? I'm pretty sure your already proud of him LOL. But don't worry I know what you mean..

MM what's next is it going to be what my nephew's dad taught his kid? That a pigbush is a bush that grows pigs? LOL for months he asked everyone where pigbush was cause he couldn't find one and wanted to see one *shhhh daddy made a mistake one day so Rowan figured it meant bush that grows pigs LOL) That was a few years back though

[GrandeMochaLate]

LMAO Been there. Done that with my daughter. LOL Have fun trying to teach him its not nice to do in preschool at snack time in front of his teacher and 20 other kids. *Sigh* Loved the video, Bri.

[bnessel1973]

Do I HAVE to teach him it's not okay? Because, given the right scenario, I think it MAY be perfectly appropriate. : )

[thefrozenghost]

I think it's wise to teach him, now. It takes time to get all the nuances just right...timing, trajectory, spray mass...very tricky stuff.

[bnessel1973]

Now THIS is a man who understands!! God Bless you, sir.

[rhythm7a]

You should tell Andrea "Hey, it's not like I taught him how to light farts" (which of course you will in a few years).

[bnessel1973]

They say children are sponges for learning at this age. So there's a lot to be covered in a short amount of time.

[mythreeguys]

If I get a call from daycare that the other kids are saying they want to get married and have a baby....the divorce papers are in the mail.

[bnessel1973]

Sweetheart, save the postage money. I'm right downstairs. Silly goose.

[mythreeguys]

Oh well in that case. you better be wearing a cup.

[CanadianNinjaMonkey]

I would have my testicles removed for doing that, and I'm not even married. Just doing that within 30 ft of a mother and you will know the pain of de-testiculation. But you did it when she was out, didn't you ;>

[bnessel1973]

No. But, she needs the jewels in order to have another. So, I'm safe ... for a little while. : )

[CanadianNinjaMonkey]

Ahh, excellent point. Glad your boys won't end up on the 6 o'clock news clutched in the fist of a mom pushed over the edge. See, if you reply to me I come back and rate 5 stars again. It's a win win. A comment whore giving a little back to the community :)

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Brian,

You are a bad example ONLY after he imitates it...

[bnessel1973]

Maybe so ... but I'll be a proud bad example. : )

[RiddleSpider]

You actually consider this the FIRST day you were a bad example? You my dear sir have been shirking your fatherly duties then. All that wasted time.  There's the burping and farting and eating nasty food like summer sausage.

[bnessel1973]

No, no, no - all those things you mentioned are not bad examples, they are Nessel initiations. And, trust me, he's been initiated many, many times. : )

[johnofjordan]

lmao.. Awesome spit takes!

[bnessel1973]

Thank you.  I feel honored by that. : )

[johnofjordan]

You'll know you've made in the world when the Smithsonian requests some of your spit to include in its archives.

[bnessel1973]

I'll know when I've made it when ANYONE requests some of my spit ... outside of those friggin paternity tests! Yeah, I mean you Furnifur!!

[nbwulf]

Cutting bar fruit, unsnapping a bra with one hand and the art of cleaning your golf ball in order to get a better lie. I detect a series here...

[bnessel1973]

All in time ... and by "in time" I mean "next time mommy's gone". : )

[boobtubious]

The spit take is classic, now I'm going to have to one too!

[bnessel1973]

YEAH! Let's make this another tag video thing! ... or not. : )

[mtamorphis]

Hahaha

[bnessel1973]

: )

[bugsinrug]

Daddy needs to go to the "time out" chair.

lol. hugs, Chris

[bnessel1973]

Daddy has his own in this house. It's next to Cam's.

[Director705]

Why would you be in trouble?

It's frickin hilarious

[bnessel1973]

As long as he doesn't do it tomorrow at daycare, I might be redeemed.

[heffasaurus]

what happened?

what did I miss?

huh huh?

[bnessel1973]

I don't know - I turned on a camera, stuff happened, now I'm here. I think that covers it.

[heffasaurus]

oh hi then

[bnessel1973]

hi! : )

[heffasaurus]

I am glad we had this conversation. I feel better.

[rooster5man]

uh oh

[winger1212]

...um, and what's wrong with this? OR teaching your kids how to swear properly?

I assume an ebook is soon to follow--I hope.

[bnessel1973]

The spit take/swear combo is one I'm waiting a few months for. Baby steps. It's all baby steps.

[wogsland]

or hilarious example...

[bnessel1973]

Glad someone thinks so. : )

[ChristopherMast]

I like giving kids bad examples like that :)

[bnessel1973]

Next week - blackberry washing.

[maryann712]

He's not exaggerating. "Um...he...may..not...STOP AT THE CORNER!!! AGHHH"

[ChristopherMast]

Oh now... I was GREAT with Eli...

It's his MOMMY I'm giving the bad examples!

[theloathlydaddy]

Teaching the young one the proper response to troublesome questions, what's wrong with that? lol

[bnessel1973]

EXACTLY!!  Please explain that to my wife! : )

[thizizliz]

LOL - oh man, you are in SO MUCH trouble!! Ask your wife to post which hospital you end up in so we can send 'toldjaso' cards! :)

[bnessel1973]

Luckily we live less than a mile away from the hospital. : )

[Illuminatta]

Oh dear...you ARE in deep sh*t!

[bnessel1973]

I know. Andrea said I have to unteach him. : (

[Illuminatta]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Good luck with that!

[bnessel1973]

Not sure I want him untaught. : )

[cheekychen]

have you been hanging out with Mr Nalts?

[bnessel1973]

No, but I purchased his "How to Parent" audio books.