@guilty972 (continued from previous post) The final metaphor is the wife-beating verse.
The lead-in to the chorus@3:15..."Beating chicks for...Football, America, Jesus, and making out with my guy friends" demonstrates our worldwide acceptance of "the ends justifies the means."
The final question for the viewer to ponder, "What are the ends?" has already been answered. Football, America, Jesus, and making out with my guy friends.
I am gay, but the gay scenes were a bit much, specially the Jesus. Still very hilarious.
What all you gay bashers don't know, that a part of you are closet cases and the "making out with my guy friends" describes those married, but like men too (on the side),
Wow,l why are people getting so angry about the gay parts? If you get angry please never watch the movie Brüno, or you might murder somebody, I am serious.
first time I've ever laughed at dudes kissin eachother. same as the rest, laughed and cringed through the whole video.. had to look away a few times too..
wtf the "makin' out with my guy friends" was unexpected but funny as fucking shit dude. i was thinking something funny would happen and it did. lmao just stuck it in there so nonchelantly.
hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg!
I knew Jesus was Gay...why would he have his last dinner with 12 other guys?, Come on!, if i was Jesus i'll tap the whole female congregation before leaving! xD
@guilty972 Why not? Let's break it down: -a) Sports as a deity
-b) My definition of what "Patriotism" should be -c) The inherent inconsistency of organized religion -d) We're here! We're queer! Get used to it!
The song is allegorical of the zeitgeist.
Because of the media's desire for sensationalism, (ergo, ratings) .middle-of-road Americans are tired of constantly hearing about these issues The song is about these over-hyped contemporary societal phenomena...(cont'd next post)
Dude can't sing.
dannydel61 2 months ago
YHEAAAAAAA!!
gunnerwolf 5 months ago
@imthetube44 speak for yourself buddy
Merc484 8 months ago
Lol football, America, Jesus making out with my guy friends
OrionHopkins 8 months ago
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OrionHopkins 8 months ago
@guilty972 (continued from previous post) The final metaphor is the wife-beating verse.
The lead-in to the chorus@3:15..."Beating chicks for...Football, America, Jesus, and making out with my guy friends" demonstrates our worldwide acceptance of "the ends justifies the means."
The final question for the viewer to ponder, "What are the ends?" has already been answered. Football, America, Jesus, and making out with my guy friends.
And Chevy Trucks
shawnwest559 1 year ago
I am gay, but the gay scenes were a bit much, specially the Jesus. Still very hilarious.
What all you gay bashers don't know, that a part of you are closet cases and the "making out with my guy friends" describes those married, but like men too (on the side),
mucus86 1 year ago
@mucus86 thats what im saying: there is no point in discriminating against homosexuals because there is a bit of gay in all of us
imthetube44 11 months ago
THE GAY PART IS SO FUCKING EPIC XDDD
KillerCupcakeAmber 1 year ago
poor slovakian lady "they slaughtered us, they destroyed our houses!"
dude with a miller lite: "woooooooooo! ohh rah!"
S34NBR3NN4N 1 year ago
I was damn shocked about the gay part :P
Geruhn 1 year ago
.....or Brokeback Mountain for that matter.
Cade9522 1 year ago
Wow,l why are people getting so angry about the gay parts? If you get angry please never watch the movie Brüno, or you might murder somebody, I am serious.
Cade9522 1 year ago
the wife beating was pprobs to far but still funny
dubbyding 1 year ago
yo i found ur subliminal message it says this is the land of dreams
manugkenny 2 years ago
Hell yeah now that's a football video.
geomouse 2 years ago
thats seriosly fucked up beating up ur wife cuz ur dumb ass team lost
fablehavengirl 2 years ago
first time I've ever laughed at dudes kissin eachother. same as the rest, laughed and cringed through the whole video.. had to look away a few times too..
kalelawrence 2 years ago
It's no football seriously. Hand egg.
ozzy9191 2 years ago
still so funny
KatieYamada 2 years ago
yeah Im unsubscibing cause of that one gay part "Making out with my guy friend." Hells no.
Flipsyderz 2 years ago
Lol, nice
JoshRimer 2 years ago
his video wife looks like shirley manson. hawt!
codyofga 2 years ago
wtf the "makin' out with my guy friends" was unexpected but funny as fucking shit dude. i was thinking something funny would happen and it did. lmao just stuck it in there so nonchelantly.
codyofga 2 years ago
WOOT!!!!!!! hurray for football......and be-JESUS!
AgentLeprechaun 2 years ago
Just wow... Ha made me laugh and cringe the whole time!
vaccakyl 2 years ago
wow.
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callo451 2 years ago
i had to stop watching because of the gay part, i was dissapointed.
WinglessPigThatFlies 2 years ago
Grow up. lol
omovies 2 years ago 13
@omovies disliking uncalled for homosexual scenes in an otherwise good video has nothing to do with being grown up or not
WinglessPigThatFlies 1 year ago
@WinglessPigThatFlies homophobic much?
Cade9522 1 year ago
@WinglessPigThatFlies "OH my god i think (you got) haarrd!"
shipmaker14 1 year ago
@WinglessPigThatFlies
A little insecure?
myownboi 1 year ago
LOOOOL exept for the gay part that was too gay
lol17222 2 years ago
ROFL...seriously. I cringed every time they kissed. At least they could have been more attractive. Then, the kissing would have been cool. XD
DiscoUnicorn 2 years ago
lol fuck the cowboys even jesus hates them
cowboysfan1071 2 years ago 16
gay part was too gay -5 for the unexpected gay part
GanjaGods 2 years ago
Funniest vid I've sen yet lolol. This is probably gonna get some religious flame wars like every damn Youtube video has though. 5/5 :D
shadowblast007 2 years ago
omfg. i dont know what to say about this. well, it was nasty, but funny as hell!
adam0798 2 years ago
good lord that was awkward to watch
Thicite 2 years ago
FUCK THE COWBOYS!
gravytrain73 2 years ago
hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg! hand egg!
thegezar 2 years ago
yea, the making out shit was sick, but the vid was funny as fuck... i laughed my ass of when i saw Jesus =))))))))
dragonel200 2 years ago
had to watch it again, it's a catchy song
KatieYamada 2 years ago
¬¬
Sammibearify 2 years ago
awesome!
morecat 2 years ago 2
OMFG :DDD
Miriam89 2 years ago
The only reason I watched this was for the guys making out. 6/5 to counteract the guy before me.
Rishtastic 2 years ago 3
yeah that was pretty funny
pennygoo 2 years ago
what the hell did i just watch?
polywoly15 2 years ago
Hilarious all around. Great writing & video/
brocatbro 2 years ago
awsome video...but the fucking guys making out is disguisting, sorry
4/5 :(
66barage66 2 years ago
That was wrong. Ford.
mlockridge 2 years ago
HA, 5 stars for the trippy ending
Alkatross 2 years ago
closet dwellers, the lot of ya
ucanbetouched 2 years ago 2
how awkward must it have been to have all the guys make ut with eachother/////
eatcakebecuzitsgood2 2 years ago
That was the gayest thing ever
paultoner 2 years ago
If only it could be broadcast to every TV in America.
Gowain 2 years ago 4
Yes...DURING the Super Bowl.
KennBurch 2 years ago 3
this sums up all the American men in to a gay lil song
jackass1993911 2 years ago 11
This is gonna get some complaints. Which is why it's so fuckin' HILARIOUS!!
aestevalis0 2 years ago 2
Omg so bad! yet hilarious
LesIsMoreFilms 2 years ago
I jsut wish they would stop making out :(
Twoplusfouris7 2 years ago
didn't know where this was going, but SO funny, love it, thank you!
KatieYamada 2 years ago
gay
manugkenny 2 years ago
this isnt gay! didnt you hear? they love america and jesus, so they CANT be gay!
QuitePossiblyANinja 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahahaa!!!!!!! OH MY GOSH I'm passing this around it was hilarious
madinthemoon 2 years ago
FUUNNNNYYYYYY
rancherjoey2 2 years ago
Football, america, Jesus & making out with my guy friends...
haha
brocatbro 2 years ago
ok i don't think i can wacth another game of football now...
thekidofmany 2 years ago
wtf making out with my guy freinds?
a7down 2 years ago
I knew Jesus was Gay...why would he have his last dinner with 12 other guys?, Come on!, if i was Jesus i'll tap the whole female congregation before leaving! xD
Vladimir0538 2 years ago 3
Seeing that you use the xD smile, I find you're very unserious. So I don't mind the horrible sentences you typed there.
bitchslapper12 2 years ago
Thank you xD
Vladimir0538 2 years ago
MAKING OUT WITH MY GUY FRIENDS, HA HA
WillyM79 2 years ago
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SourceOfBeing 2 years ago
Why Jesus?
guilty972 2 years ago
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shawnwest559 1 year ago
@guilty972 Why not? Let's break it down: -a) Sports as a deity
-b) My definition of what "Patriotism" should be -c) The inherent inconsistency of organized religion -d) We're here! We're queer! Get used to it!
The song is allegorical of the zeitgeist.
Because of the media's desire for sensationalism, (ergo, ratings) .middle-of-road Americans are tired of constantly hearing about these issues The song is about these over-hyped contemporary societal phenomena...(cont'd next post)
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shawnwest559 1 year ago
oh man LMAO
BashirH 2 years ago
i want them all!
imfar2busybeingdelic 2 years ago
this is not FOOTball!
impactclub 2 years ago
haven't made anything since december and this is what you put up? lame!!!
Tweek5470 2 years ago
this is fucking nasty
JStarMangaStyle 2 years ago
um.............. i use to like football.
DB0B0B0 2 years ago 2
Well that was... wrong.
GuitarrAddictt 2 years ago
Haha. I think you guys managed to insult almost everything sacred in the US in a 4 minutes video. Good job!
Keep it up ;)
FrederickCross 2 years ago 5
I believe I speak for all straight men when I say this was really, really sexy.
Bennyishere 2 years ago 3
wow, not homophobic, but the level of gay in this video was astounding.
LfunkeyA 2 years ago
Oh yeah!
morecat 2 years ago
are all of them gay O.O?
i dont have nothing against gay ppl but watching this makes me wonna vomit D:
Saromi7 2 years ago
No way. roflmao!
haggaweeps 2 years ago
OMG, Jesus. Oh no you didn't
costumegrl 2 years ago 3
love it :D
DrWho12345677 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa! did i mention hahahahahaha
coolgizmoman 2 years ago
Wow. that was funny
TheMoptops 2 years ago
Great work :D
TheSilverUniverse 2 years ago