Banjo-Kazooie Nuts and Bolts Intro (Text Update)

[KoshiioCraft]

thumbs up if you heard the song from conker bfd

[timburtonnutcase]

i ike BK but no i condem this  to a point i like the oping andeverytrhing but the veicals

[SSBfan0838]

5:25, "Italian Gentleman". A possible reference to Mario. Classic!

[ShadowReaperAD]

To some degree it feels like a banjo kazooie movie.

I'll never accept this as part of the platforming banjo series.

[Eihab72]

@breloomer236 shut the fuck up you mother fucker,microsoft is cool

[breloomer236]

"Gamers don't want this! They just want to shoot things!"

And that is why Microsoft sucks.

[christiansoldier11]

what game was Kazooie playing on the 360? some kind of 2-D platformer that made a gay little sound when you jumped with the B button apparantly.

[SonicTehEchidna]

7:23

did the car go through the guy's body?

[PowerPlusProductions]

Glad they changed the text... heh. In the first version, I needed a magnifying glass to read it! No kidding!!

[4getfulness16]

Why does Mumbo sound so retarded?

[TheCarrion6]

why is banjo obese?

[samvideogamemanpro]

@TheCarrion6 he have nothing to do since 2000 so he become fat

[aBDKstan]

@TheCarrion6 He hasn't done anything in 10 years

[TheCarrion6]

@aBDKstan Rare should bring back conker

[MrMadtadsmith]

@TheCarrion6 NO! If they bring him back, Conker will die!

[TheLegendofDarcy]

Cool its the over world theme from CBFD on the radio

[chinezeFURY]

zomg conker music!

[samvideogamemanpro]

the player today just whant to shoot thing i like how rare are never scare to say the truth

[samvideogamemanpro]

*see the intro turn off the xbox and turn on the n64 *

[Perroramirez]

3:24 When everything started going the wrong way...

I'd frankly rather play as fat Banjo and Kazooie for a whole game instead of using freakin' vehicles... and I'm quite sure it would be better

[EeveeSpirit]

I believe it's LoG who's telling the beganing, because most of the time, he calls Grunty by her real name, Gruntilda (I have seen an LP of this, and more times then not, I saw him call her Gruntilda), and he also is the only charater that you would think would that type of voice. Or at lease that's what I believe.

[ECL28E]

Lord of Games? That title belongs to Shigeru Miyamoto! That or Hideo Kojima

[danefritz2006]

AHAHAHAHA PONG!!!

[Tediz936]

Lol the conker music on the radio XD

[guitarchamp616]

its funny cuz hes fat

[SammEater]

It was not what I expected but the game was kinda good, at least it was not like Sonic in the past decade (ahhh the memories from 2006 are coming back, AHHHH).

Oh boy, now a true sequel is far from coming... DAMN MICROSOFT!

[luigimarioman1]

LOG: Those were rather outdated.

Outdated? The moves were what made the game good!

[STOPNSWOPguy]

The Intro Is my Favorite Part of the Game, It shows the orginal 2 games, has Conker Playing on the radio, and Basically its just awesome, and I always LOL when Gruntilda sees piddles for the first time, Shes like WTF is this shit?

[MarioMasterDT]

I still wonder what this game would have been like if it had followed the traditional style...

[305bryan1209]

the best parts were when they told you about banjo kazooie and banjo tooie and when the radio played conkers bad fur day windy yeah!

[DiddyKongVsLuigi]

Besides, nuts and bolts is like a better simpsons hit and run. I like to think of nuts and bolts as banjo kazooie 2 1/2.

Remember Banjo and kazooie for GBA. it was a 1 1/2, so Maybe in 2018 banjo Threeie will come out, because in Nuts and bolts, there's a reference to a sequel in 2018.

[DiddyKongVsLuigi]

Kill me if you will, but I like Nuts and Bolts. It's the reason why I got an Xbox 360. Sure it's not what we've been waiting fir, but it's a good game. It's like if you were promised a snickers, but got a milky way. There both great, it's just that a snickers is better. If we can all look at it that way, we could all love Nuts and bolts.

[ECL28E]

@DiddyKongVsLuigi I don't think you'll be shunned if you like this game. A lot of people do....I'm NOT one of those people. Personally I just hope they make that rumor of a Banjo Kazooie 3DS game true

[xAltzio]

@DiddyKongVsLuigi I know this is exactly what you were expecting.. but It's just not Banjo and Kazooie. I spent so long on my N64 playing the originals.. After playing this a while I just lost interest because of how diffrent it was ._. Diffrent isn't always better. The graphics and such still blow me away though. ;o

[328805]

@DiddyKongVsLuigi Or like you were promised a Snickers but someone at the factory thought it would be funny to shit in the wrapping machine effectively replacing the Snickers you were promised earlier with a smokey shit log. Or should I say smokey shit L.O.G.

[HyperKnuckles888]

@DiddyKongVsLuigi THANK YOU! i love this game so i dont know why everyone is ripping on it. So it not like the n64 banjo... Who cares? Its still a great game. What other games let you build any kind of vehical from scratch? Kingdom Hearts Gummy Ship? Not even the main draw for that game.

[Imaytper]

@DiddyKongVsLuigi I disagree milky ways are WAY better!

[OcoryustheBold]

@DiddyKongVsLuigi If they had made a proper Banjo Threeie and then had released this style of game I would have no problem with it.

But the fact is that they left us in the dark for almost a decade, teased us with a next gen trailer that showed us new possible Kazooie moves and more platforming, then out of the blue said fuck you and gave us a vehicle game with Banjo Kazooie characters slapped onto it.

And that to me is just plain insulting.

[TheCreatorOf4]

@OcoryustheBold I have to agree, the intro seems to confirm it too.

[MissBarghest]

God will people PLEASE quit bitching about this game already?!

Have some appreciation! For a start, the graphics are amazing. The best I've seen in this type of game in my life. They haven't screwed up Banjo OR Kazooie's personality or appearence like they did to my childhood gaming hero (Spyro in Skylanders)

Rare did a great job on this game like they do on pretty much all their games. Now if you don't like it feck off.

[nullins]

The old game is gone.. Forever.

Rare created the BEST N64 games. Goldeneye, Banjo Kazooie, Conker, Perfect Dark. Microsoft made a monopolistic move and bought Rare from Nintendo, making their games lose any hope of variety. It's just Mario spin-offs now.

[LuckyJetilianna]

kazooies a girl?

[LuckyJetilianna]

@Jiw114 yup she is

[Jiw114]

@LuckyJetilianna SHOUT SPAM!!

FLAGGGG!

[LuckyJetilianna]

@Jiw114 >_> u got no rights

[Shadowreeper213]

They did really good on copying the spiral mountain from the n64 games, the levels ive seen in the game are significantly bigger, and it all looks better using the 360 graphics. But the big downside of the game is that it didn't follow the gameplay from the games before it.

[FOBizLOVE]

bahahaha....that italian gentleman, mario lol...clever clever

[RayMkIV]

I was having fun until i had to stop collecting things and start building vehicles.

[nekari89]

why are people cry babying about this game? for crying out loud, Nintendo has enough AS is so they dont need this back. Microsoft did a good job on this game and people are bull shitting that it sucks? WAAA Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and GET OVER IT!

[MissSaraDee]

why is banjo so obese?

[XFALLENSAVIORX]

Why would you change it it's was perfect before

[Funkermonster]

I wish Nintendo didn't sell Rare to Microsoft. MICROSOFT, give Conker and Banjo back to Nintendo, and if you don't, at least give them to Sega. Banjo appeared in Sonic & Sega All Stars racing, yet they did a better job with him than you! Banjo and Conker shouldn't be owned by you, cuz you suck at making their games. At least Sega is good at making games with animals, and maybe they'd give them back to Nintendo for Mario's birthday.

[technicalmoneybags]

Thumbs up if you noticed that Kazooie is playing Hero Klungo SSSaavesss Teh World.

[littlefishkid]

And you look a bit queer? WHO DA FACK MADE THIS GAME?

[SNESGuy16]

@littlefishkid It's a text edit.

[Yoshimstr]

If you pause at 1:45, there's an N64 next to the Xbox.

[SpadesUmbreon]

whut the heck Viva Pinata

[TheMoonPower]

God. Up until 3:24, this could've been an excellent game.

[MegaGreenman69]

She really should of quit while she was... Ahead. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAA!

[lcswww]

kazooie is playing something like mario in the x box? o.o

[xavitoification]

7:21 the car broke through that guy

[GODOFTHUNDERLORD]

WTF Are U All Complaining About This Game Is Amazing Sure The OLD BK Games Were Better But Welcom To Next Gen consoles

[Bunneh8]

This game breaks the 4th wall a lot doesn't it? Mario, they know they're in a game, etc;

[cf3a]

How could they mess up something so simple.

[JakobTurnerr]

00:17

Awsome, they kept spiral mountain...

only its FUCKED UP

[TheMoonPower]

Maybe....maybe this isn't so bad.

03:24 Ohhhh.. Oh, right. Forget I said anything.

[TheMoonPower]

...At least they kept the voices.

[TheNintenguy]

I'm sure someone has commented but...lmao @ 1:19, Conkers bad fur day music (Windy and Co)

[Fatal18Assassin]

@Emilyrichmont Do you honestly think if Rare went back to Nintendo they would do any better? They would probably start making Wii sports games and leaving these great games we used to love in the dark again. Besides the workers at Rare back then are different then what they are now.

[Emilyrichmont]

We should get banjo threeie and for a NINTENDO console where it Should be, not this garbage even though no body really cares about xbox it's really cool looking o_o

[Emilyrichmont]

Hate that stupid log guy for calling kazooie's moves "outdated" and insulting the pasts games. But on the other hand he did compliment Mario in a way ;D but anyways this game looks cool but I prefer the ORIGINAL banjo and how his games SHOULD be :]

[robloxlegomaster]

log your a suckerbot

[Militant183220]

@BigBrotherBowser Did you play the game enough to judge it? if not, burn in hell, bitch.

[MarioandOlimar]

Oh cool, Grunty's Rhymming is back :D

[gingerbasher22]

Looks interesting, i`d play it if I had an xbox.

[AxelXGabriel]

Oh wow... Microsoft had no fucking clue when they made this game.

[Fatal18Assassin]

The intro is honestly the best part of the game. I like how they recapped with Banjo-Kazooie and Banjo-Tooie.

[supertrogdorman5252]

This game looks... bad

[dragonballz768]

Is it me or at 3:03 she actually looks so happy to see Banjo and Kazooie?

[zomba]

@dragonballz768 Lol I think they all have a love-hate relationship. XD So much hate, but.. without one another.. THEY ARE ALL HOPELESS. They need each other to live on.. XDD <3

[SquirtleRuNzSocial]

the graphics look good but FUCK MICROSOFT FOR RUINING A PERFECT GAME

[lionistclyde]

@SquirtleRuNzSocial Microsoft graphics with Nintendo charm= un-ruined game

[Neogin]

@SquirtleRuNzSocial Not Microsoft's fault..entirely.

[Jorgeroots]

back to nintendo RARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MastahAzumek]

Probably people will hate me for saying this... But I honestly think, Banjo is adorable when he's chubby. He looks more realistic. XD It's a good GAME. Just not a good Banjo-Kazooie Game... Make sense?

[OldBoyBobbery]

@MastahAzumek Yes. It's a good game,but it doesn't have anything to do with BK. But playing it,one thing that Rare didn't lost was the sense of humor. But it still doesn't even get close to the quality of the classics Rare made to the Nintendo systems. I miss you,Rare...

[KingGhidorah5464]

I despise l.o.g. for treating two of my favorite video game characters with so little respect.

[TheOnlyPanda7]

I would totally play this if I did not have to build vehicles and use them...

[PlasticoBro]

The graphics look great, and the plot's certainly something, but, a Banjo-Kazooie game soley about building vehicles...?

Come on. They'd better make a fourth one and make this right.

[Antilles777]

if you actually played the game,you would know it was actually really fun,thumbs up if you agree!

[TheGoldenMarioBro]

1:29 CONKERS BAD FUR DAY OVER WORLD THEME!!!!

[SonicGurl82]

Though you got to admit the graphics are quite epic!! and the storyline isn't very bad but interesting!

[SAICAMFILMS]

love the game, may not play like the originals but is fun and still has the same lovable spirit

[devil4244]

what the hell.......

[TheFlamingDoh2]

Anyone noticed that Kazooie is playing New Super Mario Bros. Wii on an Xbox 360?

[FuturamaFreakl]

@TheFlamingDoh2 No, no she isn't. She's playing Klungo's game.

[TheFlamingDoh2]

@FuturamaFreakl It's ew Super Mario bros. In all of the stages of klungo's game I've seen, the land masses were blue and purple not green and brown.

[FuturamaFreakl]

@TheFlamingDoh2 No, It is not. You're a fucking moron to think that. This game came out way before New Super Mario Bros Wii also.

[TheFlamingDoh2]

@FuturamaFreakl Well in all of the playthroughs of Klungo's game that I've seen, the terrain was purple. And I didn't even know that it came out before NSMB wii. And, why are you calling me a fucking moron? I didn't call you a dumbshit did I, or are u mad?

[FuturamaFreakl]

@TheFlamingDoh2 You are a fucking moron to think that a Wii game that didn't exist yet, was shown in an xbox 360 game, being played on an xbox 360. So yes, you are a moron.

[TheFlamingDoh2]

@FuturamaFreakl I already said I didn't know it came out before NSMB Wii, and stop calling me a moron, jackass.

[icelordhitsugaya]

Well what if I wanto to collect pointless stuff with outdated moves huh?

[SAICAMFILMS]

@icelordhitsugaya you play with the originals, duh.



[skunk030]

love the conker theme on the radio though ;D

[IZUKENZ]

i love how theres a N64 and that it looks like Kazooie is playing super mario bros. and the mario reference. LMFAO

[ShadowboyTyler]

Banjo "fans" need to STFU already. N&B wasn't that bad. Not as good as the old ones but still not that bad. If there were every any evidence that the worst part of anything is its fanbase, the BK fanbase would be a prime example.

[mewnessbro]

@ShadowboyTyler The game itself wasn't bad, but as a Banjo game it sucked. That's the point, not that the game sucked.

[ToonYoshi1]

And still, the Constant 4th Wall Breaking is awesome.

"But no where near has many as that italian gentleman, correct?"

I lol'd

[supersonic741]

when i first got this game i was like 0-o WHY'D IT PAWSE? Then i saw LOG

[EBJjengaXD]

WHAT FUCK YOU MR shit LOG Banjos move are not out dated they're fucking awesome. stupid Microsoft

[Meimoon123]

the beging cinda scared me becauce one banjo was big and that was unexspecting, and 2 gruntildas head, and 3 l.o.g has no body just flots.

[mylink34]

microsffftttt ima kill u for killing the old version u even made banjo and kazooie fat u son of a bitches!!!! >>>:::OOO

[Crashdile1]

the xbox live arcade version is better

[Roymat14]

..... even the first banjo kazooie game was better than THIS!

[vertibelle]

God this is so... depressing...

[MrMiinecraftt]

This game sucks play the old Kazooie/tooie instead

[lightupmanproduction]

1:15 answer,they got bought by microsoft and the game aws no longer banjo kazooie,still a good game though.

[Zachylolz]

I dont think banjo kazooie should ever be technoligically.... It was fun without space ships and shit like that.

[TheHPArsenal]

All the little cues referencing Nintendo makes me wonder where Rare's true allegiance lies.

[TheHPArsenal]

MICROSOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFT!

[rukibyou]

Kazooie is rater cute with her triple neck

[CannyTails]

That Ponghead did not create the Italian gentleman!

[Bullybob77]

this is years after the 2nd one

[tristram599]

hey its windy theme on the radio :D ( conker bad fur day theme)

[Pumpkinstubbz420]

banjo is fat now?

[PhoenixDemon94]

... One weird things I've noticed from this. Why is there a Nintendo 64, next to the Xbox 360, in a Microsoft game?

[davem1992ftw]

@PhoenixDemon94 probably trying to say "Don't play this piece of shit, go and play the classics"

[killokid]

lol grunty said queer!

[SoloAndCompany]

I never thought "Banjo-Kazooie" and "suck" would ever be in the same group of words.

[unicornsplayxboxtoo]

SPIN OFF GAME GUYS SPIN OFF. So relax

[technogameplayer]

this game looked like it had potential, WTF HAPPENED???!!!!

[allanmhanson]

the bk series should be on nintendo, the original character designs is way better.

[BeanManIncorporated]

Kazooie is playing Klungo Saves Teh World!!

[lcswww]

nooooo! ç.ç my favorite nintendo game turned into sh*t!

imma xbox-nintendist hibrid, but i hav to say, microsoft screwd up.

[hackensac]

@xXDrawingVideoXx yeah but it's kinda sad that an Xbox 360 game needs loading screens when the original games didn't.

P.S. This game sucks

[ReconBearz]

L.O.G Talks about Mario and has a game of pong going on in his head

[JosephDeLaCroix]

@ReconBearz Mario? In -my- Xbox?

[NinjaBeastism]

Omg I Don't Like Banjo Fat :P

[STICKGUYMB]

5:04 "they just want to shoot things!" well, thats a kinda good point there.

[mexicanplayer95]

what the fuck is this shit?! wow microsoft thanks for ruining my childhood

[lowmax64]

This game is fantastic.

[UndeadHavoc1]

Screw playin' as Banjo... that looks more like playin' as Bottles... an' just about as appealing... miss the old look. 'cept Grunty's head seems to look a little... better? Hm... this game confuses me...

[kalasad]

Breaking the fourth wall, are we?

[poefred999]

I honestly thought that this game was good, but I was disappointed with it... It just doesn't fit with the other two games =(

[jmanfan213]

@BigBrotherBowser That's 6 words.

[Aviarmew]

"They just want to shoot things"

NOPE

[AuraChannelerChris]

@Aviarmew Makes sense in context when it's Microsoft, though.

BUT STILL, yes, we're sick of those things. We just want to make Italian gentlemen jump.

[MackenzieMcKenzie]

The banter, the graphics, the nostalgia...it's all there. I'm just disappointed that we don't have another one similar to the original games... Though I do love the way they made Kazooie look.

[eviltoaster99]

the game itself looks great, but I wished they kept the Banjo Kazooie gameplay instead of putting in this destructive derby crap. They should fire who came up with this game, who said "I know its about collecting gold puzzle pieces in a platforming way, but lets just get rid of all the work yall put into the previous games and just start from crap."

[mpdkrm]

5:24 I'm guessing the LOG is talking about Mario...

[darkdude53]

this looks like a beutiful game.

...but, lacking a 360, i cannot play it.

nor can any of my friends.

[metanightmare22]

The plot line that L.O.G. has created is pretty much the whole take on creating video games these days.

[PSISpecter]

I have to say,this looks pretty fun,as the platforming games were a bit tedious to play for long periods of time.However,I only have Nintendo consoles.

I know I'll probably get flamed for saying that,so,flame away!

[TheLegendaryJames]

@PSISpecter Same, at one point I was going to buy a 360, but then decided, nah.

[MushroomHedgehog]

I need to get this game.

Did anyone notice that the overworld theme from Conker: Live and Reloaded was playing on the radio? I loved the Super Mario reference.

[mamamario64ds]

Thumbs up if you saw Kazooie playing Xbox 360

[dersonbolo]

if they wanted to make a game like this, it would be better to use other characters and another game name. ¬¬

[tjock18]

did anyone else notice the windy overworld music from Conker's Bad Fur Day on the radio.

[MopHeadReplies]

L.O.G is the new face of Microsoft... the face that killed Banjo Kazooie...

[xicor11]

i do not consider this game as part of the story only the two from 64 those two are awesome but this one makes no sense it sucks at the begining it was a litle interesting but when that stupid computer appear out of nowhere it ruined

[theherooftime39]

WHAT HAS MICROSOFT DONE TO OUR BELOVED BEAR AND BIRD

[TheSuperGamefreak]

@theherooftime39 and squirrel and female goldeneye

[KennethMoreland]

" But nowhere near as many as that italian gentleman, correct? "

Banjo : well why don't you go suck his drain pipe a few more times?

[baahhhFATALITY11]

@KennethMoreland LOL nice try, but banjo woldnt say that. Kazooie would, as she is more.."loud, and foul-mouthed." Banjo is much more polite. But in this game, he seems to have changed a bit.

[3791jonathan1]

what sistem is for???