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  • har, it only works on some animals

  • I love how he's taking the piss out of his shit Russian accent.

  • I find it doubly hilarious that Eddie's having a hard time keeping a straight face. It's a funny joke, no doubt, but when you see the comic trying to not laugh when they're telling a good joke, you know you got a winner.

  • In Soviet Russia, cat conditions you.

  • Day two rang bell, cat went and answered door....... :) loved this, im doing about pavlovs dogs for psychology and its been annoying me, so this was a very nice diversion :) xx

  • Hi, could anyone tell me from which show this bit comes? Thanks.

  • @sivanataraja It's from Definite Article, his best show imo.

  • @egernhester Thanks.

  • Why do people insist on quoting videos and often ruining a good punchline? I'm watching the video so I'll hear it for myself thanks.

  • @conorandrew Well, for instance not everyone on youtube understands exactly what he says (think of learners of english). The whole act is quite good though so it's here for those who might have difficulty with understanding it. You do not need to click on the 'show more' link below the video you know :)

  • He is great! XD

  • One of the best Izzard bits ever. "Cat fucked off" is eminently quotable for any cat owner!

  • cat fucked off :D

    

  • Funny but Pavlov was classical conditioning not operant. Maybe she should take a psychology class.

  • @KnechtKalle *he

  • @KnechtKalle He's probably well aware of Pavlov's work. He just discarded the finer points for the sake of comedy. Not gonna complain, because it was indeed funny as all hell.

  • I told this joke to my Psychology teacher the other day. She didn't laugh. It turns out I'm not actually Eddie Izzard.

  • @oisiaa What a shame, I think I may speak for many Eddie Izzard fans when I say that we feel very sorry for you. Life would be so much more enjoyable for you if you weren't such a bigot.

  • "Day one : rang bell cat fucked off "

    "Day three : rang bell cat said 'he'd eater earlier '"

    he's fucking hilerious

  • I don't care if he is a transvestite he has to be the funniest person evvaarrr XD

  • @luko156 Isn't that exactly part of his charm? ;P

  • and this is why I love cats!

  • Yes, he classifies himself as "Male Lesbian :P"

    ...and the bit in this that nailed it for me was "Day one : Rang Bell, cat fucked off"

    XD

  • @azeemthegr8 Exactly. People are being bigoted against gays here, and he's not even gay! He liked to dress like a woman, and he doesn't even do that anymore! People, get over yourselves. The man is so smart, and so very funny!!

  • Day 5: Went to ring bell with new batteries but cat put his paw on bell so it only made a 'thunk' noise. Then cat rang his own bell! I ate food.

  • I was at that gig !!! Brilliant <3

  • Transvestite does not imply gay. I believe he's straight but a transvestite.

  • Il est un travesti exécutif

    He is an executive transvestite

    watch?v=x1sQkEfAdfY from 4:45 onwards

  • Love this. Excited :P

  • have just become WELSH

  • Very excited! lol

  • ROTFL cat had stolen batteries

  • its all about ice cream, i love that line! lol

  • Day five: cat rang his OWN bell I ate food

  • I mean /\_/\

    (=' '=)

    (")U(")

  • that's hilarious!

    I luv cats!

    X3

  • This is my favourite Izzard bit for so many reasons - one of them is when he realises his Pavlov sounds a bit Welsh (very excitED!) and he goes with it and suddenly becomes Gareth Pavlov, fitting in well in Russia!

    Day five: cat rang his OWN bell. I ate food.

  • gd stuff but why does the bell have batteries?

  • Pavlov's bells were actually electronically controlled tones. Maybe that's why he said that...

  • one of the funniest stand up comedians i know of

  • :))) incredible!

  • thanks you for posting it...

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