Mister Jensen needs a new mirror

[diazhungi]

oh god, I laughed so hard at this and the music

[nesgamermx]

lol keeping some bitches behind your tv

[Americano1124]

HOW DID HE DO THAT?!!!!

[19andoverlol]

@Americano1124

Stun gun on front desk lady, drag her unconscious body into the elevator up to your apartment and put it in the hidden alcove behind Jensen's TV...and then get on the plane to Hengsha. lol

[noahx44]

huh what? my mirror broke

before you ask no we have not replaced your mirror mr.jensen

i never asked for this

[MrNeskio]

The montage was hilarious

[Telex1990]

She never called for this...

[RenoReturns]

Don't worry.

She's in a...

-puts on sunglasses-

... safe place.

YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[SturmgeschuetzIV]

*ROFL*

[MikuMech]

THAT is some goddamn customer service right there.

[bazIBIZA2007]

Before you ask: no. Your mirror has not been augmented, Mr Jensen.

[diminion3000]

subscribed

[MrRetlav]

How can Jensen break a mirror, if it's already broken?

Next time get him that mirror....

[Zooduid2]

i did something like this once in fallout 3

[TheWalrusface]

@luckydan2412 I don't know. Reading video descriptions is too hard for me.

[jaydubyuel]

Best DE:HR video I've seen yet

[DeWRecordings]

and then Adam went to china.... HahahHaHAHA! funny as fuck!

[09ACON]

Ahahaha lol thats hilarious

[Doomy23]

How the fuck do you get her into the safe ? I've spent hours trying it

[Fatal616]

Lyin bitch got what she deserved. lol

[MAXIMUM646]

"Before you ask, No. Your mirror has not been replaced"

Adam: FUCK YOU!!!

*Zap*

Adam: I BET CHINA DOES BETTER THAN THIS!!!

[puttefnask]

AND THEN ADAM WENT TO CHINA

cracked me up

[bungieforever]

lol!!! XD



[TBBisbest]

Hahahahahahahahahaha

[xSam016x]

hack her computer and you will see what actually happen to the mirror

[pitbullisgai]

@xSam016x I know, that's why I killed the bitch.

[sonicshot55]

If you think it's bad when he doesn't get his mirror, just wait till you see when he doesn't get his drugs

[At0micHamster]

oh lol..

[TolHydra]

LMAO! BRILLIANT....! just brilliant

[xSumonax]

OH that's just fuckin' hilarious.. lol

[BertNewlyn]

oh god this is awesome

[DarbonTheSpartan]

OFF DA RAIL-shit wrong video

[theeltea]

@DarbonTheSpartan OFF DA RAILZ BABY!

[MMikeRUS]

and went to China) brilliant)

[Monodi91]

I wish we could all deal with bullshit this way.

[ChapperzTV]

Oh my god... LMAOOOOO

[khkilla12]

Arrow to the knee jokes just show how funny people are on the internet. I mean you have to have REAL talent to replace words said in Skyrim with other words that make no sense.

[cheater30]

@khkilla12 and what's even sad is that most of them haven't even played Skyrim, if they had, they'd show some respect to that game and don't ruin it with these lame so called "jokes"

[aloysisK]

@cheater30 Tempted to make an arrow to the knee joke just to annoy you.

[TZombie92]

ahah fantastic xd

[dragonslair951167]

China is now augmented.

[Lukar115]

I used to have a mirror like you, but then I took an arrow in the mirror.

[shewasfire]

She asked for this.

[CommunistSquirrel]

This is the funniest video I've seen in a loooooooooooong time.

[SlankTV]

I used to have a mirror...then I took an arrow to the knee

[Sushikokeichi]

it's funny to me

[TheAgent0004]

aint funny

[gtmsnba13]

in case anyone is wondering, the mirror did get delivered, but she was too lazy to get it from the UPS store...

[jimjames59]

@gtmsnba13 I always thought it was because if they replaced it, he would just break it again. He's done it multiple times before, I wouldn't want to give him the replacement.

[theARACHY266]

sarif: these people...they're like ghosts...always hiding in the shadows..always hiding behind lies and proxies...*sniff* *sniff* WTF IS THAT SMELL

[KyleAlex92]

@theARACHY266 LMAOOOOOOO that would be funny if after Montreal that the body is still in Adam's safe LOLLLLLLLLLLL

[Tekhelet75]

Interesting! Tazed folks at the lobby.

[lasocoer]

I LOL'D. Thank's, dude :D

[FrozenSolid90]

Jensen, you REALLY need to replace his mirror

[ultima7snake]

god damn XD!!!!

[MacUser135]

Also, I sure that there is plenty of cyberboost for her to eat and drink. She would be good in there for about 2 days.

[MacUser135]

I Lol'd So hard at this. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

[Embryonicboy]

Fantastic. And fair!

[ThisIsAGreatName]

HOW DID YOU GET HER IN THAT STORAGE. I TRIED LIKE A THOUSAND TIMES.

Damn you mot.

[Tytanized]

@ThisIsAGreatName Blood, sweat, and a whole lot of whiskey.

[DeadlyProPwn]

And then Adam went to China LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Tomthetechy28]

This single video got me subscribed.

[farfromthesoul]

good editing and good idea for a quick laugh gg

[megamanx1291]

LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You gave me a good laugh good job, happens rarely XD

[Pizzinator13]

I just have to say, awesome editing...

[blinkus3r]

I never asked for this

[ImEverythingYouCrave]

@blinkus3r Your mom never asked for my dick but she got it anyway

[catwoman333able]

LOOOOOOL DDDDDDDDDDDD

[ONNIHOLTTA]

i didn't really manage to get any body inside of that thing...

[kuroanid55]

LOL

[Barakeh]

Lol holy shit hahahaha

[Aurongel]

I've always asked for this...

[GGShinobi77]

LOL



[miya518]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­H DUDE THAT WAS EPIC!!!

[petero316]

lmao

[Burnicateur]

ahahahahahahah!!!!

[Verminator4]

Dear god, I've been playing this game ALL WRONG.

[Renji1]

Hahah, brilliant! Not what I expected at all. Next time an augmented badass like Adam asks you to fix his mirror, you get it done. No excuses.

[RiMa345]

loooool

[danvolodar]

And the best part is that message on her computer, of course.

[pmf026]

olololo

[canyoudothis23]

hahaha this made me laugh so much

[Load0Sheep]

Adam Jensen: i need a new mirror quick !!!

Delivery: We'll be there !!

3 hours later

Delivery: your mirror is in the bathroom

Adam Jensen: Thanks

*sees cracked mirror*

Adam Jensen: i never ask for this

[Selemontatti]

If you hack the computer in the lobby, you will find out that the mirror has arrived many weeks ago. The bitch is a liar.

[Tytanized]

@toughguynumberone Never mind that the AI is legally blind and couldn't hit the broad side of a barn, let alone notice a door exploding via a rocket. Take off the nostalgia goggles and admit that new games can be fun.

[phuturephunk]

I gotta ask: Does she eventually wake up from being tased?

[supereldinho]

Jensen loves his mirror...

[Load0Sheep]

why is it broken again?

[kingofzombies9873]

@Load0Sheep

the mirror is broken because all he sees when he looks in it is a robotic monster

[Load0Sheep]

@kingofzombies9873 that's a shame

[MrBranagain]

@kingofzombies9873 Or maybe he was just angry that he let Megan get kidnapped, and his prothetics just reminds him of that night.

[1SpiritOfTheWarrior1]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[Tytanized]

@toughguynumberone Remember when all you had to do was press the "Hack" button to break into a security terminal and turn off all the cameras and turrets? OMG TOTALLY GAME OF TEH YEAR ALL YEARS

[Ghostkid825]

And then I liked this video.

[pcvolwarrior81]

@toughguynumberone the game is hard enough already, jackass. play it on hard and tell me how many times you die in a playthrough. then we'll see how easy it is.

[Videoboy45]

LOL!!!

[LukeLikesNollie]

LMAO

[TwistedBiscuit8]

*notices this is by motdef*

No wonder this is so funny.

[TheJangodarkblade]

it took me half an hour to get her body in there

[ItsTheCos]

The fast cut edit is what makes it.

[PWNJoker]

@toughguynumberone What a shame.

[Tytanized]

@toughguynumberone KEEP CRYING

[xiSephirothX]

God i just uninstaled it and now want to play again D:

[lylatfox4]

@xiSephirothX

y would u uninstall it to begin with?

[xiSephirothX]

@lylatfox4 i got an old hdd and needed some free space :/

[lylatfox4]

@xiSephirothX

ah, makes sense

[Kiwiaa882]

I don't think i've ever watched something where every time it makes me laugh so much...

[EssentialDnB]

fucking best one yet, laughed soo hard man :D

[SMASHWITHPOWAR]

I punched her and threw her everywhere XD

[thickterranarmor]

@SeedofCreed Turns out your new mirror came weeks ago and they're gonna send it back if no one picks it up.

[TheA1ternative]

@JamsPM

Oh,

I see what you did there...

[XistoKente]

China! roflmao

[TheRhinehart86]

yeah shes a racist bitch, she doesnt like augs so she didnt get the mirror delivered. I shot her in the knee cap, but this is way better

[Stingrayzero]

She never asked for this.

[darktrainfilms]

I love this video! I am playing the game, and this made me laugh so hard I cried.

[majestrixxx]

I'm a patient man... But not that patient *pulls out assault shotgun*

[ImThePie]

At first I was like :|

But then on 0:37 I laughed my ass off.

[HunterGrob]

Mirror created 44 accounts to dislike.

[Koruptionx]

LMFAO that was well done :)

[krazzykiddXD]

The worse part is if you go on her computer at the front desk, there's a email saying your new mirror's been waiting at a warehouse for 4 weeks. And she hasn't replied and they're gonna send it back soon.

[krazzykiddXD]

@krazzykiddXD *Reads discription* Well fuck.

[darktrainfilms]

I punched her instead. ROFLMAO!

[Yoshiii343]

Subscribed.

[maxmra]

XD that was incredible



[MrPsykokiller13]

jensen dont give a fuck

[kiatasbihgou]

yeah, rip.

[mcshmeggy]

@kiatasbihgou this made me laugh really hard. thank you.

[pesca247]

xD

[lulzeaterlol]

Secret stash for those lonely nights

[PhysicsTowerTeam]

What game is this?

What song is this?

Hey, wasn't there an email about the mirror?

*Reads Description*

***FACEPALM***

[0Shank0]

rofl I laughed hard when you put her in the secret compartment

[MEGAXSTU]

Go to Hengsha, tell em. TELL EM BARRET SEND RYU TO HELL!

[phuturephunk]

I love the fact that this video is the top hit on google when you search for "And then Adam went to China"

Right on! XD

[Brokkolesz]

DX:HR in a nutshell

[Brokkolesz]

HAHAHHA

[asarkar783]

bitch got that coming lol



[Sanadzappy123]

Like nothing happend lol

[SPaxAge]

I love this video

[AnimalNitrateInMind]

Awesome.

[absolutezero1000]

Lol bitch lied

[Darkman9000]

And then I laughed at this.

[Ololopainis]

She knows a nice sexual pozition!:D

[AdamAus85]

Haha, good one, got a laugh from me.

[CometaVermelho89]

I have almost pissed myself out of laughing so hard! DAMN this was freaking funny!

[Marsaeus]

@CometaVermelho89 100% truth. This is the best "Fix my Mirror" vid yet. 10000 likes

[CepheusStarhowl]

I have never laughed so hard in 40 seconds.

[alonalon777]

@OrgasmicStrawberry nope

[GatorTomKK]

lollery

[AshleyGleaveDesign]

Am I the only one who saw this and immediately went and did it themselves?

[Loki5Thousand]

RAPE......

[suicidebutch]

Best laugh I had all day, and by fuck have I mean laughing frantically today!

[thebiggestacfan2011]

LOL, this is a true story. really

[louiseleon07]

Green bar is more than that "hater" Red bar THAT BITCH!

[THeRoCkGiRL4EvA]

What a Shame....Oh well, She asked for it.

[GTR141Foxer]

"And Then Jensen went to china"

[starchip08]

i swear the word "Jew" was somewhere in the title !

[ethnoo]

I lol'd so hard when the music started XD

[drwook]

hahaha awesome!

[MrSonnychristie]

(spoiler) Seriously.. and if you hack their front desk terminal you learn the fucking mirror arrived weeks ago and the bastards are too lazy to go pick it up..... I hope you didn't leave that bitch any water!

[IcyHoTw]

how did u do that? i still cant put her in there >:(

[allaboutlame]

and then jensen came back to detriot after montreal

[condorX2]

lol at creative title and clips. stroke me

[TheMarksmenCat]

She was a good woman. What a rotten way to die.

[ChipLinck]

That's hillarious. If you read the email on her computer at the front desk, you'll see the mirror has been available so long they are threatening to ship it back if she doesn't pick it up. Once I read that, I. . . er Jensen knocks her out every time.

[Dannydurangi]

I traded this game in after I completed it; I'm gonna' buy it again, just to do this.

[will79randomstuff]

I love how he puts a post-it note on his mirror as a reminder to replace it, like a completely smashed 4x6 foot mirror isn't enough of a reminder.

[Recraw7]

I never asked for this

[saygoodnightmanuel]

"Destruction of one's own image is a form of suicidal ideation: die me, dichotomy."