Gay Car Alarm

[ObeyTracks]

R3XY brought me here.

[assassinofLI777]

Sounds like Stefon except its not saying SPICY!!

[MachoTang23]

What kind of record did you potato this with?

[AlbertoMarioAA]

I'm in love with this car

[tucker5343]

Can i borrow your potato when your done?

[ultravioletgaia]

hey you hey you wan me want me...ooooh hahahahha lolssszzz

[TransformingLegoNerf]

Its like Dounught from RvB as a car.

[bblando65]

it's "Super!", not pooper...jeez...gay guys say "Super!" all the time, no one says "Pooper"...i'd insert a roll eyes emoticon here, if they were available...lol!

[miggidymark]

@bblando65 gays always use the pooper...lol

[sonicvsmario45]

This is how it goes 1080p 720p 480p 360p 240p android camera toaster cup with a hole in it your video

[joshrudduck]

it doesnt matter about qualitty we havet to be greatful it's on youtube

[Icanhaznolife]

pooper!

[1066stern]

Stop using your cat with AIDS as a camera!

[goldenthroat86]

POOPER!

[CrazyCoon928]

I'm offensive and I find this gay.

[MalloryJoi]

I'm not gay, but I still want his alarm. LOL The faces I'd see would be priceless!

[shingodivine66]

filmed with a microwave

[NnjaKILLER14]

filmed with a house phone

[biggsavage]

Filmed with a high quality toaster.

[AllShookUp2011]

I want my car alarm to be like this x3

[Enderman4786]

turn on captions and be prepared to make ur reaction

[IFlySoLo314]

1080p

720p

360p

240p

Static

A potato

This Video

[P3vThePker]

to many ppl see this vid



[eminemfanpageHQ]

what lamp did you use to record this? i'm looking to buy a new one...

[D0omC0okie]

What kinda toaster did you record this with?

[jorsekoira]

What kind of a trumpet stand was used to record this?

[LsPointless]

@jorsekoira Twat.

[jorsekoira]

@LsPointless˙ʇɐʍ┴

[LsPointless]

@jorsekoira Suck my nob, damn sheep -- you're not funny get over it.

[jorsekoira]

@LsPointless there are a lot of other people to troll on. why me

[ultravioletgaia]

LOL.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[jenniferhot354]

hey u hey u hey u

[RandomPenguin2]

Did you record this with a microwave?

[MissCatsRoar]

@RandomPenguin2 It couldn't have been recorded by a microwave!...looks more like a calculator. I could be wrong though....maybe it was that new breed of potato...

[kare880]

HEY U HEY U HEY U XD

[GeJones1993]

0:05 spaceship? Looks like a single pixel to me.

[BadJellyman100]

lol

[GlitchesForBlack]

Ha ha! You all had to listen to this but I dont because my speakers have brok... No... No... NO NOOOOOO! STUPID SPEAKERS BREAK AGAIN! NOOOOOO!

[GFSBJJ]

Sounds like my audis alarm

[LegendaryKilla808]

~Gay Car Alarm Goes off~ Hey You! Hey You! Hey You! Oooooooooooh! Oooooooooooh! Oooooooooooh! Want Me! Want Me! Want Me! Want Me!

~Guy Clicks Button~ Pooper!

[666ManDeath]

@LegendaryKilla808

Congrats, you quoted the video. Would you like a medal?

[TheBassBandit16]

Hahaha imagine if car alarms actually sounded like this.

[michaelvick190]

hey you hey you hey you! yoooooooouu yooooooouuu! want me want me want me! pooper!

[SpliNterCellFan697]

Put your fucking glasses on boy.

[birdwiser1]

1080p

940p

720p

360p

240p

a toaster

a potato

your video

[TheAceyTwins]

Next time my mom opens the car door, i should say the gay car alarm..............

[DustinhillTV]

Filmed with a fucking toaster

[MsQuinsanity]

@DustinhillTV A toaster!? how offensive!!!! He clearly used a blender.

[ZeldaFoxEars]

@MsQuinsanity But will it blend?

[Rabidteddybear02]

I dont think people realize this was uploaded 3 years ago. Back when encoding and all that jazz was just starting to trend

[Corpzmaker91]

Filmed with a ....camera? but why... we have digital download :(

[eforethan1]

if I had a dollar for every pixel in this video....I'd have one dollar

[lgee191]

the like bar mirrors my reaction perfectly

[M9J4G]

Why the hell would I want to turn on my computer, go onto a video-watching site, and then watch a video taken by a video camera of a video on a TV screen? Seriously, why even bother making this?

[BobdylanXtreme]

What sort of toaster did you use to record this?

[aldaloo3]

@BobdylanXtreme I think he used a calculator.

[HaruhiFujiokasTwin]

The likes & dislikes aren't symetrical! u_u

[BabooKTM]

Recording tv and upload it on 240p, yeah... How do you think I can watch this with my telegraph modem? Try 57p please...

[KazAKATy]

Fucking dumb.

[xSuperiorManx]

@wwwtotalitaerde Please excuse his mental illness. Martin Bott (wwwtotalitaerde) is suffering from a psychosis that makes him believe the government is after him, controlling minds everywhere etc. >_> His allegedly murdered brother even went to court against him because he didn’t want him to use his name for that nonsense. Now he sticks to defaming my country in Youtube videos. He’s a madman and wants to make his shitty conspiracy-homepage look important, nothing else.

[xXBiLLigXx]

Klick on CC then Transcribe Audio --- PROFIT.

[hyperacti]

Wow he didn't even use an HD potato either

[jackblaklover]

shut guy down below... thats really old now

[likewoalol]

I LOVE THIS X'DDDDDDDDDDD

[moto2244]

U Gunna go to jail

[xSuperiorManx]

@wwwtotalitaerde You already spammed your bullshit here one week ago. It's still just as ridiculous, pathetic and easy to disprove as it was before.

[Viva21Italia]

if i had a dollar for every pixel in this video, i would have one dollar. This is horse shit.

[KyWiStudios]

Filmed with fart gas

[Skaternick911]

this is fucked

[rickyzuc]

this is the most watched yet worst quality youtube vid ive ever seen

[ODST984]

@NeilH2H you mad bro?

[AQWorldsOthman25]

@ODST984 You using an overused meme, bro? Don't answer it, yes you are. Worthless shit comments. >_>

[w4rr0ckm4st3r]

@ODST984 hey

wanna hear a secret

okay this secrets gonna be big i dont think you can handle it but ill tell you anyway

okay are you ready

promise not to tell anyone

okay i'll tell you now

ready

okay here i go

you're not funny

[AbdullahBklyn]

@NeilH2H THANK YOU !!!!!!!!!!

[Zeldarulah]

@NeilH2H I'd rather watch this quality than not at all.

[kitsundesu]

@Zeldarulah It would seem the Top Comments are at a standstill. Not like that's going to stop anyone from posting whatever the heck they want!

[JesseWoolacott]

@Zeldarulah what do you mean not at all this isent the only way of watching this.

[DeadFishFactory]

@NeilH2H Most of the high quality ones get removed.

[RainSmith32]

@NeilH2H Or at least test the cam before you post.I actually have a cam that has really nice quality when filming screens.I just have to figure out what to post lol.

[ccbengal1]

@NeilH2H Why don't you make the video your damn self?

[xxxxcrimsontidexxxx]

Little advice, next time dont make toast right before you record with that toaster

[draconas109]

I like the 1980's camera you recorded this with

[Silver7761]

Filmed with a TI-81

[AWDracer]

@Silver7761 Is that a graphing calculator? lolol.

[shellysabin123]

If I had a penny for every pixel this video doesn't have,I would have enough to buy youtube.

[cottoneyedbill]

I didnt know videos came in 12p i thought it only went down to 240p

[GODOFANGERANDWAR]

I like the toaster you filmed this with.

[patpatboy2]

If I had a dime for every pixel in this video, I'd have a nickel.

[agemaister]

XDDD Omg Family Guy is to funny.

[MrA2intl]

muah muah muah muah muah muah

[PanzerPwnage]

POOPER!

[DiddyJakal]

Who honestly gives a fuck what quality the picture is? Oh yeah, that's right, everybody on YouTube.

[moptops4]

@Subliminary yeah you're right, very crappy resolution, taken with a piece of crap camera, and to add on to that, he had a crappy box for a TV!

[RimrockaJ]

Wtf  is recockulouse?

[Subliminary]

Recorded with a potato I see...

[Lolcats7242]

what a very nice slideshow you have put together

[ninjapig209]

dislike

move on

[waderules100]

That's recockulouse

[emobvbgirl21]

BOOPER! -3

[99airsoft99jb]

@SuperMpepper hahaha nice one that retarded guy got owned

[SuperMpepper]

@RealDougal Thank you :) I shouldn't be too proud, he's probably like 14 years old haha

[maximeDpetrov]

POOPER!



[Phummuph]

This is hilarious

[SuperMpepper]

@MrPatmaster7891 I don't have a dick. I am a girl. So this is awkward for three reasons: you attempted to give a good comeback, but horribly failed. Two: you don't know how to spell. Three: a girl just handed your ass to you on a silver platter. Now take your dick, put an elastic rubber band wrapped around it and pull it to stretch it out bigger, so you can have some use. :) Ps. the last part was sarcasm. Peace.

[RealDougal]

@SuperMpepper LOL you just fucking roasted that guy! Well done. :D

[australiafinest]

shut the fuck up with the was this recorded with a potato comments

[RevolverOfVodka]

Recorded with an potato.

[chunners10]

Your country what the fuck

[xSuperiorManx]

@wwwtotalitaerde Youtube flags you, because you spam that shit every few minutes, idiot.

Please ignore this buffoon. Martin Bott is suffering from a psychosis that makes him believe the government is after him, controlling minds everywhere etc. >_> His allegedly murdered brother even went to court against him because he didn’t want him to use his name for that nonsense. Now he sticks to defaming my country in Youtube videos. He’s a total moron.

[getdebomin777]

i swear every comment is 'arrow to the knee' or 'recorded it with [insert non-image-or-video-capturing item, usually potato here]'

DONT TURN FRIES & CHIPS INTO A HIGH PRICED CAMCORDER ASSWIPES

[Nascarking24]

Must've gotten rear-ended!

[SilentAssasin396]

Can everybody please stop with the arrow to the knee jokes. They're getting REAL annoying

[dontstephere]

@SilentAssasin396 god dude i know that feel. Fucking day in and day out i read thoes idiotic comments over and ova\er again. Its seriously fucking stupid and i didnt understand why people would do it then i took an arrow to the knee.

[EvilPhoenix007X]

Shut the fuck up

vvvv

[Kirgizerk]

I use to record videos with potatoes but then I took an arrow to the knee XD

[SilentAssasin396]

@bellendwoot it is

[fsjal117]

@SilentAssasin396 he was joking? @_@

[bellendwoot]

Correct me if I'm wrong... but this looks like Family Guy

[theincredibleyou2413]

Did you record this with a potato?

[lukealexandersulliva]

did you record this with a retarded moose? just wondering

[infinitykid23]

tell me what episode

[TomsCigReviews]

nice potato

[walmartgoof]

@TomsCigReviews may he will upgrade to a squash

[TheDevilinKing]

@TomsCigReviews

no he recorded it during an earthquake

[jsDX11]

@TomsCigReviews Hey! Some people just don't have the money to afford high quality recorders like spoon, calculator, etc. so they are forced to use the last gen potato! Why can't people understand this? The economies rough right now!

[bigredjew]

@jsDX11 But this person obviously has the money to promote this video...? Somehow that doesn't add up.

[OfficialPaisa]

@jsDX11 Funniest comment ever.

[Sony90210]

@jsDX11 *economy's

[Zenuen]

top commit COPY then PASST!!!

[Nicksonic98]

Nice toaster u got

[PurpleFurryFox77]

Where did you get this? This scene usually follows the time Peter built a razor out of an electric fan.

[ismaelblk]

watching this on 240p ...hard

[OriginalSofaRockers]

did u record this with a big mac

[kenjikodai]

what episode is this?

[xExPloZiioNxZ]

@kenjikodai It's called "The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou" (Idk why) But it doesn't show the gay car alarm, it shows an electric fan razor

[the5saken999]

did you record this with your asshole

[SuperMpepper]

@MrPatmaster7891

Nah I wrote it with your small dick

[MrPatmaster7891]

@SuperMpepper takes one to no one

[SuperMpepper]

Did you record this with a gay car alarm?

[MrPatmaster7891]

@SuperMpepper Did you write that comment with a gay?

[zariagoesrawr]

@MrPatmaster7891 lmao



[JoshCraver9000]

Which Pixel Is Peter?

[TheMasterOkke]

@JoshCraver9000 I only see one pixel..

[MFGROCKS]

@JoshCraver9000 the white one

[WhAtStHeMaTtErMan]

@JoshCraver9000 The BIGGEST pixel

[MrAronthorb]

@JoshCraver9000 what do you mean i can only see one pixel

[Chrolyxus]

This was recorded with a light bulb.

[Ziera1234]

omg. if i ever heard a car alarm like that in real life. I would be like WTF, then LMFAO.

[atariman72]

My ringtone. And no, I am not gay. And yes, I am a virgin XD

[delgadosalcedo2]

My last post sounded even more gay than the car alarm!

[delgadosalcedo2]

Try 360p at least! Have a little respect for viewers! As you can see, what? More than a million views? Ok nevermind you're good, but would you please consider buying another camera? pretty please? If not for you do it for us, your 1,279,700 fans so far?

[kyleman175]

Did you record this with a potato?

[marksmanlane]

@kyleman175 no it must have been an apple

[EvilPhoenix007X]

What banana did you record this?

[21lprice]

Great vid I wish I could have your camra

[ILoveMyFriendz001]

Im impressed!! you recorded this on a toaster but we can still see its the Cleveland Show! ...it is right?

[METALGUITARMAN98]

did he shoot this with a calculator

[JoeyJizzable]

what brand of toaster did you use to record this?

[TeaseGFX]

Whats Jeff Dunhams Car doing here?

[Mzhoneybunz224]

recorded with a potato

[AlekTheNerd]

How did you figure out how to make videos with potatoes? And how exactly can one record a video with a potato?

[Ninjasaur101]

Both top comments are unoriginal.

[dukeofwow]

If I had a dollar for every pixel in this video, i'd have a nickle.