Ellen's Oscar® monologue

[TintinSpielbeg]

Aim lower

[xxCrescendo]

"I don't have a joke, I just thought the ladies wanted to look at him for a second"

dang right we did. the oscars cant go on without a close up shot of leo.

[andreea5678]

Ellen, I LOVE YOU! :D

[astefesterman]

O'toole death glare 3:41

[pailarglaxunga]

"How old are you? 8, 10, 9...? I mean she's a 4 year-old girl!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[stiras1]

It's weird... I was in such a crappy mood, and for 5 minutes my mind focused on Ellen and I forgot everything that made me unhappy.

[cutenpufyngl]

SHE NEEDS TO HOST THE OSCARS AGAIN!! THUMBS UP IF YOU WANT THE SAME!

[AnnieChaster]

0:55 Ughh I hate when that happens, you try to initiate an applause, but no one reacts, and you look like a total idiot. Ellen is amazing.

[ahmedsahraouichannel]

test

[leavetheherbitalone]

if you listen closely enough you can hear that fresh prince guy laughing too loudly at every joke.

[golfinskynyrdfan]

That Al Gore joke at was 4:26 an epic win!

[joiedejunelle1]

she's so funny!

[Ravzdoro]

ELLEN ! Please host the oscars this year! :D..because you are amazing!

[100stacy]

Everyone loves Ellen <3

[DaBlindKungFuMastuh]

love her skits...hate her politics

[billyboylb]

@DaBlindKungFuMastuh love her skits....love her politics.

[ArticulatingMadnessY]

@DaBlindKungFuMastuh What are her politics?

[ArticulatingMadnessY]

@DaBlindKungFuMastuh Why?

[thewillrichphill]

I see Ellen.......... but i hear Dory.

[RHCPChief]

Leo is perfect <3

[boy29girl]

wheres the rest of it???

[Letall3]

ellen as host, please oscar?

[PeaceFan1]

I LOVED that opening , especially the joke about Al Gore !! Priceless and sooo right on the money ...xoxo

[billhause]

Luv ya Ellen! "Al Gore is here. America DID vote for you and yet...it's complicated."

[potterhead90]

and over here i am trying to whistle like Leo diCaprio.

how?

[DreamingDutchgirl]

I've seen this so many times, but I still have to laugh out loud every single time!! XD

[JAMxSkalla16]

look at youuuu

[JCSOKeane]

she is awsome!!!!

[KyouHateDieYou]

Her smile is priceless .

[pepee75]

Al Gore is here, America did vote for him and then. its... very complicated.

[JusttImagine]

Best opening monologue ! i really hopes she hosts again sometime soon !! :D

[YordanDim2]

♥ Ellen

[gamestunts]

I can hear Will Smith Laughing EVERYTIME, once you hear it you'll hear it all the time :)

[vesnaflo8]

Ellen to host Oscars again! Love it!!! LOL

[jhavid2]

thumbs if you smiled all the way through this clip

[angelinathestrange]

haha martin scorseses clapping when ellen says hi to leo. he's having the time of his life :P

[PinkMiniMuffin]

i love her so much, she is one of the funniest person i've ever seen! just hilarious!!!

[Appallas]

i want her to host ALL the Academy Awards!!! She's the best...

[Mralbarni]

Slap the bitch ! she is french.

[Bmusical74196]

" And then Al Gore is here and America did vote for him...." LOL!

[jarred160788]

She really only got the job after Crash over Brokeback Mountain, but she was characteristically awesome.

[deathring789]

OMG I GOT TOP COMMENT OMGGGGGGG

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY MOM AND DAD, YOU HAVE BEEN SUCH GREAT SUPPORT, I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE ELLEN POPULATION OF YOUTUBE YOU GUYS ROCK.

[MrCristoforoantonio]

her line about Gore winning is the BEST!

[Myaucat]

when is Ellen going to host again???

[Myaucat]

Ellen is the best host!

[allahlove]

love you Ellen!!!

[PartyRocker314]

Leo is so hoott

[kro1089]

What does she say after.... "let that be a lesson to the kids out there"... ???

[Laura147HLY]

@kro1089 aim lower

[TheLastRainShadow]

"I don't have a joke, I just thought the ladies wanted to look at him for a second"

She's amazing :D

[LittleHsmLuver]

Ellen's plain legendary!

[a27garbo]

She was a dream host! I just adore her on stage!

[RogerFM95]

Ellen for President!

[jarvais56]

they should just have her host the oscars every year. just skip over the whole controversy part lol.

[anmepa93]

she's perfect!! hahahaha

[lepokiolas]

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[Endless0067]

Ellen was a fantastic host. Her humour is perfect. Wish she'd come back!

[GlitterySparkleMusic]

Hahahahahaha!! is there a part 2!?!!?!? HAHAHAHAHAH!?!

[trentos10]

just close your eyes and imagine dory!

[educbrandongeorge]

Will Smith's laugh can be heard through the entire video, so amazing.

[2451brigit]

she makes fun of people and the compliments them, and that's what i love about her because she can make stories interesting but still be classy :)

[chudunk]

Ellen, you are a genius.

[kokisoy]

habla en cristiano boyera!!

[fireonice12492]

Ellen DeGeneres and Will Smith are both so precious.

[Enchant0524]

ellen was the best!

[blkblt2dgree]

Ellen to celebrities: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL!!!!!

[KINGofWORLDmj]

She's so adorable!

[Rocketeer65]

Ellen is HILARIOUS. She makes me question my sexuality, but I don't even care, I just love her... XD

[TheRobMargolin]

PLEASE type in JILLIAN MICHAELS IS SHE KILLING ELEPHANTS I wish Ellen knew about this she would help she loves all animals thanks

[embraceky]

lol great )))

[sucre003]

I laughed my ass off 

[sucre003]

I love u ELLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

[dalishus09]

"Let that be a lesson to you kids out there....aim lower" lol

[TheRobMargolin]

PLEASE type in  JILLIAN MICHAELS IS SHE KILLING ELEPHANTS I wish ellen knew about this she would help she loves elephants thanks

[Tumealicious21]

I love her! Great sence of humor

[dancerbabeJBluvr84]

"let's face it. its not that we don't have time for long speeches, its that we don't have time for boring speeches..." hahaha

[godfatherofwiseguys]

i hope they get Woody Allen to host someday even though he doesn't really care much for Oscars. THAT WOULD BE AMAZING!

seeing Ellen nervously stutter there(like she always does) reminded me of Allen

[zabuca]

Ellen is the QUEEN of BABBLE!!!! She cracks me up with that I'm confused dialogue.... lolol

[moonlessnight14]

Oh Leo...sigh...

[MrsLedgerDepp]

She should host again some day ! With Billy this year would be sooo nice !

[Lungi43]

I've always wondered whether comedians are funny when nobody is watching

[ellenranit]

:D Hi Leo

[natlungfy]

look at yuu hahaha

[Nov11Zoro]

Cheap shot at Peter O'Toole, btw LOL. She's hilarious.

[MichaelChapman18]

She should co-host with Billy.

[ceserrat]

look at you!!!!!!

[sportsmediaamerica]

Poor Ellen, trapped in her boring female body. No wonder she wants to be a man. But a lightweight, no matter which gender she's playing at... someone please explain why this person is rich and famous....

[LovelyJessica24]

@sportsmediaamerica Ellen is very happy being a female I htink you'll find.

[AcademyAwardsPerson]

@sportsmediaamerica ...because she had a successful sitcom and is now a successful talk show host?

[softballlife12]

@sportsmediaamerica because she's hilarious and respected throughout hollywood? jealous much? who said she wanted to be a dude? her being gay doesn't mean she wants to be a man. take your ignorance somewhere else.

[pocahontas777777]

you gotta love Ellen, she is so far the best Oscar host ever!!

[TheRobMargolin]

PLEASE everyone BEWARE the #1 weight loss pill is killing people PLEASE type in JILLIAN MICHAELS THE TRUTH and please help spread the word and perhaps we can save a few lives thanks Ellen Rocks

[TheRobMargolin]

Please type in JILLIAN MICHAELS IS SHE KILLING ELEPHANTS I wish Ellen knew about this she would help she loves animals...

[quietriotish]

she is not only funny but hot!!!

[singhisking853]

She was a great host. So calm and funny.

[htews]

So nice of Leonardo that he takes out his Mommy as the Oscar Date.

[95mukii]

"Let that be a lesson to you kids out there. Aim lower!" lmao

[80Jellybean]

I LOVE THIS WOMAN!

[rhyno6]

Did Peter O'Toole win that night?

[MrMuneebafzal]

look at you

[worldPeace550]

HAHAHA! She's the best, I love heeeeeeeer

[soso104]

0:52 only will smith is clapping XD

[monitchka]

she was the best Oscar host ever!! I love her! :)

[NicoleTomanek]

SWAG#

[JigglyRose]

how old are you ? 8,10,9?

shes a 4 year old girl LMAOOO

[bluenalu7]

Did everyone miss Peter O'Toole's eyes at 3:40? LOL

[iBurnedaHouse]

HOW DO YOU PEOPLE TIME TRAVEL?!! HOW DID YOU BUILD A TIME MACHINE?!!

[naghmism]

"look at you"

LOL

[DaliyaVector]

Now I am officially in love with that woman)) She's just wonderful))

[MichaelChapman18]

"That's how it is for your first nomination, but after a few times you just want to win really. Am I right, Peter O'Toole?"

so damn funny

[lightandbeautiful]

Please visit my channel for the unpopular truth about homosexuality.

A person does not need hatred or any kind of phobia in order to acknowledge important differences between heterosexual attraction / behavior / marriage / adoption and homosexual attraction / behavior / marriage / adoption. Even non-religious people know this.

Homosexual activists, with support from the media, have succeeded at framing themselves as noble victims; it's an effective way to push a social agenda.

[NataliaWeronikaD]

always, i mean always when i see jack nicholson laughing (on golden globes, oscars etc.) it makes video even better.

[pe6obutilkata]

Is this a boy or a girl ?

[hatchcode]

@pe6obutilkata

obviously female.

[GoldenTimes1952]

It's very sad that Peter Otoole never recieved an Oscar while he was alive, he really deserved one.

[hpnumberone]

@GoldenTimes1952 he's still alive...

[tunkuhoy]

@GoldenTimes1952

he's still alive you idiot!

[75Jabu]

Is it just me or is she stealing her whole speech from Paul Hogan 25 Years ago?

[knockout01]

@75Jabu It's just you.

[EmperorTrollpatine]

can i just thumbs up just because I asked for them?

[XxElphabaPotterxX]

@FreeNYoungSoul I totally agree; she HAS to host again!!! Anne and James were pathetic compared to her!!

[FreeNYoungSoul]

the best host of oscar!

[bellea92]

gael and diego at 2:45 

[CaroMoseley]

1:13 James McAvoy! ♥ God I love him!

[UtterlyFractious]

@CaroMoseley Yes! Look at his lovely little face.

[DallasGuy91]

and then Al Gore is here and america did vote for him.... very complicated. ^^ .

[vaxxxo]

the way she says "look at you" to Leonardo at the end is so cute and makes me laugh

[TheShamy12]

Thumbs up if you are watching this in 2011 and still loving this monologue!

[fingers521]

She is soooooooooooooooooooo cute!

[xxviciousbeautyxx]

Ellen was FUNNY unlike a lot of the Oscar hosts.

[BuiVictor]

calm down, Marty, it's almost over.

[MsSloveH]

i think this is was one of the best oscars in history! 

[leavetheherbitalone]

Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2012!

[RuthieJey]

@leavetheherbitalone I'm watching it in the year 4098 -.-

[croatia93]

I LOVE ELLEN... SHE IS AWESOME!!!!

[blah0blah01]

best host ever.

[TillieAriantho]

Stopstop, my stomach hurts from laughing. :D

[TillieAriantho]

Stopstop, my stomach hurts from laughing. :D

[RogerFM95]

Ellen is the funniest person in the world!!

[grasshopper513]

why can't she host the oscars this year?! :(

[MoheyMojito]

4:24 was mean i think :D

[Etrajbe]

xD

[seemasapeen]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA;

She's brilliant ^^

I hope that she will be there again, I would lovvvve to see her :D

[NIKAGEORGIAN]

Will is DA MAN :D :D

[LiltedLullaby]

Look at YOU!

[aramiskain]

Ellen looks like King from The King of Fighters franchise.

[kodatastical]

0:53 love will smith lol

[RyanLies]

what is he saying at 1:20 ?

[chasef89]

@RyanLies "At home in my pajamas with a half a box of chardonnay in me..."

[wbrutus22]

She's brilliant!

[chadiman7]

ellen and neil patrick harris should host the oscars together sometime..that'd be awesome :D

[cacny1]

way to take the pressure off ellen

[annette37a]

she's awesome

[apathy216]

i love her <3

[flx4756]

really great opening :-) my english is not so good but this was funny AND charming - I LIKE :-D

[TheBasqueLand]

@xxtonymc2352xx Basque culture is the original european culture and the basque language the original european language.White people's genes are founded on the frame of the basque male(R1b gene,original cromagnon,1st white man) and basque female.Look it up or ask any honest scientist if you dont believe me...

[1king4all]

You could tell she's nervous as hell, who wouldn't be, but Chris Rock was THE BOMB!

[TheSoulBeliever]

Everyone adores her. (:

[GoldenGophers99]

I shall call him Squishee, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishee

[pailarglaxunga]

She is so courageus telling this Al Gore joke. Great Ellen!

[ninaisabella3]

God I love Ellen,

[irocklove14]

hahahahh love you ellen! the british thing was soooo funny <3

[cardsfan82]

How could anyone dislike this? She's so amazing!

[surrealIdeal]

thumbs up if you are watching this in 1947 !!

[DavidJikia15]

0:29 - 0:37 this inspired Chistopher Nolan for Inception.

[SDVR007]

i can hear will smith's laugh almost the entire time

[9klam9]

hahaha she's hilarious

[MrsLisaPotter]

I always find MEryl in the crowd :D

[cosmicowll]

She reminds me so much of Phoebe from Friends..

[disneymaniacfanatic]

@cosmicowll

really? Her personnality yes, but as i was watching her... Just watching...I was more thinking abt Monica^^ (a blonde Monica, obviously)

[misskatrin033]

3:32 Ellen:..you just wanna win.

Meryl Streep: ha ha!

[mauia888]

I wish she hosted all the time.

Ellen forever! <3

[AnjuDark]

Was it me or did she make Leo blush?

[HollowHeadMask]

Thank God for lesbians

[velwal]

The akward moment when only Will Smith claps.... 0:53

[Brezo18]

@velwal If the Fresh Prince claps then that's all you need.

[GMPro24]

@Brezo18 haha, straight up!

[metroid5454]

@velwal what's akward about that, he just thought that joke deserved a clap it's not his fault if others don't have sence of humor !!

[Poppins995]

@velwal He can clap if he wants! Hes Will Smith!