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  • falcon POOOWNCH!!!

  • What does she say in ME2 if u punch her here? Does she even appear?

  • Press 2 for instant Bitch Takedown with Metal Head Impact xD

  • what armor was that?

  • @Dalvanara Heavy Colossus

  • @Dalvanara Oh sorry it's medium lol

  • +1,010 Paragon

  • Hell of a punch though

  • I'm Chris Brown and this is my favorite series on Earth.

  • Mooooove, bitch. Get out the way.

  • "your career is over" okay, ill just go kill a reaper and all of his minions. and while im at it i could just detonate a nuke on one of the biggest threats to the galaxy. oh and did i mention while you put that vid on the extranet, ill just wander around the citadel and be a hero to all of mankind. lets see who looses their job first bitch!

  • @MagicSnipe Sho ryu gan? An uppercut?

  • I can't decide what's better. Snide Insinuations or Disingenuous Assertions.

  • Haha, she just got Chris Browned

  • What armor is that?

  • colossus.

  • *clunk* xDD

  • Shepard likes to hit the ladies.

  • *ME2*

    "Shepard... You remember me right?... Come on, you punched me the last time we-"

    *SMACK*

    Shepard - I did it for teh lulz

  • Wild Reporter appeared!

    Shepard used Haymaker!

    It's super effective!

  • SHAPHERD PAWNCH!!!!

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. I did this in masseffect 2 , she got Owned!

  • best thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i slapped the fuck again in the sequel.

  • best scene ever!!

  • LOL it sounds like a bowling alley sound effect when she hits the ground...

  • right when she starts to walk away at the end shepard should have put a bullet in her back :)

  • but then we wouldnt be able to punch her again in part 2!!

  • 0:06 God her fall is hilarious.

  • what armor is that?

  • She Was Trying To Talk To Us While Not Offering a Sandwich Or Sex How Diddent She know Shw Was Gunna Get Hit

  • that was so fuckin unexpected...i was crying i was laughing so hard

  • This is Chris brown's favorite part of the game.

  • Holy shit funnest comment ever lol.

  • It's her own fault- what was she doing out of the kitchen, anyway?

  • Lmao it's so hilarious how much force it looks like he puts into the punch, he gears up his whole body for it. How could she not see it coming from a mile away!?

  • I smack her every time i play it my brother thinks its mean i just think its funny. She was a bitch!!!

  • Well wouldn't you... be upset... like that after that... punch?

  • Falcon.......PUNCH!!!!!!!!

    clunk. What a bitch she was, even admiral hackett quoted, "As satisfying as it really was." XD

  • YESSSS!!!!!! Show me ya Moves.....

  • thats a get back in the kitchen punch

  • Shepard PUNCH!

  • LMAO ! Sheperd going renedage

  • Wow i never imagined shepard would do that to a female ! (is that the reporter biatch ?)

  • PWNT

  • LOL i love the clunk her head makes as it crashes into the metal floor.

  • I could hear that sound the whole day... Mass effect is the best rpg ever...

  • shame you cant shoot her and be done with it

  • :p you think that would be as iconic as him beating down a reporter?

  • ah favorite part

  • i love the way she falls :D

  • FALCON PUNCH FTW!!!

  • lol that should have knocked her out!

  • LOL

  • wtf PWNED

  • What armour is that? Looks cool

  • the Colossus X armor, heavy version I think.

  • lol, that has never happened to me.

  • oh my od he nearly killed her! LOL!

  • FACE PLANT FTW !!

  • Interview: Your career is over!

    Shepered: (what he should have said) ide like to see you try to arrest a spectre

  • Too bad Shepherd no longer quite serve the Alliance alone..... he's a spectre, he's above the law!

  • She fell in a kind of unnatural way... I think she is a terminator or something.

  • lol

  • Funny though.. ha

  • The sound of her skull on the deckplate is priceless...gets me every time.

  • yeah KA-KLUNK!!!!  LOL

  • all u need now is a "shoot her" option and no one will ever know :p

  • i have a saved file on the moment just before you talk to her xD i love loading it

  • lol i hit dat!

  • Damn, that was a full force punch in the face by an Alliance soldier and she recovered in just a few seconds! This bitch is tough! We want to see a combo Shepard, a combo!

  • I LOVE DOING THAT!!!! BITCH!

  • lmao i did tht to i laughed so hard the first time

  • That hoe got bitch slapped!

  • I always wanted to put a bullet between her eyes. Oh well, punching works too.

  • pow right in the kisser

  • Yeah. Too bad you can't kick her in butt right afterwards with those heavy boots. That bitch just sucks. :D

  • omfg i did that too it was so fun.....stupid bitch

  • damn hit that bitch hard

  • There only two words.FALCON PUNCH

  • 0:06 Fucking impact.

  • She took it like a Champ...Impressive...

  • a simple jab would have got the job done, but he broke her fucking jaw instead.

  • I was about to type Chris Brown but someone beat me to it, lol.

  • It would be nice if they added some sign of injury into the sequels. Not just for punches but for all types of wounds...

  • What? No broken nose or falling teeth? That was one hell of a whallop.

  • hihi I would've loved that, and when she speaks afterwards she'd be like "mgmhmahhhmhmggmggm mhhhover!"

  • Shepard hit the reporter more in the torso then the face

  • chris brown much?

  • Holy shit, I'v gotta get this game lmfao XD

  • holy shit!!!!! lol omg that was soooo funny. thanks dude i am so doing that the next time i play through

  • Critical hit!!! snide remark makeing newsreporter receives a black eye...just like the good ol' days

  • thwap! you son of a bitch

  • Falcon PUNCH!  rofl

  • lmao yeah

  • hahhahahahaha

    i was thinking that too

  • More like BOOM Headshot!

  • lol i always have to watch this atleast once a day

  • hit her in the face to prove her you're right.

    make me a sammich bitch

  • I did that by accident! I was like: Woah! Diidnt see that coming!

  • Same lmfao, it was hilarious.

    I thought it would just make her go, not pwn her

  • FALCOOOOON PUUUUNCH!

  • one word, OWNED!

  • Bitch box!

  • OH god that was funny. ROFL!

  • Haymaker

  • bitch just got owned lol :P

  • The funniest part is that it's at the C-sec headquarters and nobody does anything about it.

  • Hes a spectre, they wouldnt dare touch him

  • holy shit nice right hook

  • funny funny FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY

    i really need this game

  • hahahaha hitting women is funny!

  • FALCON PAWNCH!

  • ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!

  • LOL

  • LOL, I love Bioware!

  • Problem is, it looked like one big ass punch, but if it was so great then why isnt she KO'd

    Still, BIG PUNCH hahahahahahaha woman got pwned

  • omh rolf kill that slut

  • that has to be the best punch noise i have ever heard xD

  • omg she got PWND!!

  • That looks somehow strange, like he hits her on her shoulder.. o.O

  • I can only say one thing....

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH­AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH­HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAH..HA..

    All thats missing is FALCON... PUANCH!

  • this is as funny as shit!

  • lmao the sounds makes me crap up everytime!

  • This remids me of the same thing waaaaay back on eden prime, with the two civilians hiding in the shed, "It's time to go to sleep now, Dr. Manuel" *SLAM*

  • that was awsome

  • Ah. Wasn't aware about that. Thanks.

  • was that the news reporter from the beginning from the game and what was the result of that?

  • Nope, this is a reporter that "ambushes" you when you return from completing one of the main planets. The reporter you give Fist's data to you doesn't appear again save for getting a mention on the Lift news report.

    And yeah. Trust me she did earn that monster of a hook ^_^

  • yeah man the punch was fucking beast xD

  • ...OWNED...

  • I could watch this a thousand times.

  • Yes

    Yes it is

  • He walks up all calm and then just fuckin' feeds it to her! haha! funnyest shit evar

  • lol remember from the movie "Anchorman" with will ferrell wen he said,"im going to punch you in the ovaries."

  • rape

  • stupid question but what armor is that

  • Colossus X^^

  • How do you get that armour????

  • how did you get that armor so early?

    all i have is scorpion v

  • To get that armor that early you have to start a new game with a character from a previous saved game, Step1. Go to create character step2. select "Choose previous Profile Data" something like that.

  • I need to know if I can create a second profile on Mass Effect. I have a great one, but he's a soldier, and I want all the tech and Biotic Achievements. Is it possible to have two profiles on the go?

  • Yes

    Yes it is

  • how did you get that armor so early?

    all i have is scorpion v

  • wow they should have an option to bang her on the spot or shoot her

  • Ths is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

  • I'm a little dissapointed... Shepard shoulda Koed her!

  • haha

    "i shouldda shot her and dumped her body into a star." - CMD. Shepard

  • lol. that was fun to do. she had it coming.

  • That'll teach you to stay in the kitchen. ;p

  • The admiral actually supports your descition to beat her up..."-fith fleet out"

  • Yeah doesn't Admiral Hackett say "she got what was coming to her" or something lol

  • LMFAOROFL I laugh so fuckin' hard everytime i see this. From the shocking punch to the hilarious way she falls and the sound it makes. Funniest part in the entire game.

  • ROFLMFAO

  • ah id love to do that

  • I just love how no one in the background seems to give a shit when he knocks her the fuck out lol. She must be the most hated person in C-Sec lol

  • LOOOOOOL U SON OF A BITCH! OMG DATZ HILARIOUS

    ACTIN IS SHIT(not takin the piss out of the game the game is really epic)IN THAT PART WHICH MADE ME LAUGH FUKIN HARD

  • Never gets old lol

  • Now that I hear this with sound. It doesn't seem real enough. Wouldn't you think she'd be a little more mad.... and hurt? Not trying to make fun of the game. I have it. I'm just saying.

  • keep yo pimp hand strong!

  • god made the back of your hand for a reasion!!!???

  • OWNED!!!

  • FLAWLESS FICTORY.

  • Punching women is so much more awesome in HD.

    also "Back to the Kitchen" should be a dialoge option when talking to female characters in that game.

  • and a "now go make me a sandwich" option after he has sex

  • HAHAHA awesome!

  • treat people equally, isnt that what everyone wants? men and women alike

  • i don't know why everyone gave you a thumbs down, but thats a very true comment. then again probably the people who have you a thumbds down are men that have no contact with real women.

  • i dont get the neg mods either, im just saying that if it was either a man or a woman they would deserve equal punishment i guess people cant really read except you and me apparently. anyway thanx for tha backup

  • np :)

  • When she said that, he shoulda knocked in her the face again.

  • wtf he iz punching our wiminz!? get hum!

  • thats right send her back to the kitchen

  • the way she hit the floor was PRICELESS

    LOLOLOL!!!!