"your career is over" okay, ill just go kill a reaper and all of his minions. and while im at it i could just detonate a nuke on one of the biggest threats to the galaxy. oh and did i mention while you put that vid on the extranet, ill just wander around the citadel and be a hero to all of mankind. lets see who looses their job first bitch!
Lmao it's so hilarious how much force it looks like he puts into the punch, he gears up his whole body for it. How could she not see it coming from a mile away!?
Damn, that was a full force punch in the face by an Alliance soldier and she recovered in just a few seconds! This bitch is tough! We want to see a combo Shepard, a combo!
This remids me of the same thing waaaaay back on eden prime, with the two civilians hiding in the shed, "It's time to go to sleep now, Dr. Manuel" *SLAM*
Nope, this is a reporter that "ambushes" you when you return from completing one of the main planets. The reporter you give Fist's data to you doesn't appear again save for getting a mention on the Lift news report.
And yeah. Trust me she did earn that monster of a hook ^_^
To get that armor that early you have to start a new game with a character from a previous saved game, Step1. Go to create character step2. select "Choose previous Profile Data" something like that.
I need to know if I can create a second profile on Mass Effect. I have a great one, but he's a soldier, and I want all the tech and Biotic Achievements. Is it possible to have two profiles on the go?
LMFAOROFL I laugh so fuckin' hard everytime i see this. From the shocking punch to the hilarious way she falls and the sound it makes. Funniest part in the entire game.
Now that I hear this with sound. It doesn't seem real enough. Wouldn't you think she'd be a little more mad.... and hurt? Not trying to make fun of the game. I have it. I'm just saying.
i don't know why everyone gave you a thumbs down, but thats a very true comment. then again probably the people who have you a thumbds down are men that have no contact with real women.
i dont get the neg mods either, im just saying that if it was either a man or a woman they would deserve equal punishment i guess people cant really read except you and me apparently. anyway thanx for tha backup
falcon POOOWNCH!!!
freedomphamtom1 5 months ago
What does she say in ME2 if u punch her here? Does she even appear?
RougeKrieger 9 months ago
Press 2 for instant Bitch Takedown with Metal Head Impact xD
smokill91 10 months ago
what armor was that?
Dalvanara 1 year ago
@Dalvanara Heavy Colossus
naierer 8 months ago
@Dalvanara Oh sorry it's medium lol
naierer 8 months ago
+1,010 Paragon
EchoBoomer1987 1 year ago 3
Hell of a punch though
Deyz777 1 year ago
I'm Chris Brown and this is my favorite series on Earth.
TillDeathAndBack 1 year ago
Mooooove, bitch. Get out the way.
IAmRodyle 1 year ago
"your career is over" okay, ill just go kill a reaper and all of his minions. and while im at it i could just detonate a nuke on one of the biggest threats to the galaxy. oh and did i mention while you put that vid on the extranet, ill just wander around the citadel and be a hero to all of mankind. lets see who looses their job first bitch!
prylprylen 1 year ago
@MagicSnipe Sho ryu gan? An uppercut?
Gothic90ever 1 year ago
I can't decide what's better. Snide Insinuations or Disingenuous Assertions.
smudgethekat 1 year ago 5
Haha, she just got Chris Browned
TayleRX222 1 year ago
What armor is that?
PvtHeath 1 year ago
colossus.
acidviper13 1 year ago
*clunk* xDD
A1R3D3E7 1 year ago
Shepard likes to hit the ladies.
acidviper13 1 year ago 3
*ME2*
"Shepard... You remember me right?... Come on, you punched me the last time we-"
*SMACK*
Shepard - I did it for teh lulz
shadowmare97 2 years ago 21
Wild Reporter appeared!
Shepard used Haymaker!
It's super effective!
TheTurophile 2 years ago 17
SHAPHERD PAWNCH!!!!
epicfatman 2 years ago 14
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. I did this in masseffect 2 , she got Owned!
Kooshank 2 years ago
best thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jamirflyd 2 years ago
i slapped the fuck again in the sequel.
635574 2 years ago 9
best scene ever!!
BluDrgn426 2 years ago 2
LOL it sounds like a bowling alley sound effect when she hits the ground...
0mni42 2 years ago 5
right when she starts to walk away at the end shepard should have put a bullet in her back :)
po0po0nanA 2 years ago
but then we wouldnt be able to punch her again in part 2!!
terran236 2 years ago
0:06 God her fall is hilarious.
21innocentbystander 2 years ago 4
what armor is that?
ruruio 2 years ago
She Was Trying To Talk To Us While Not Offering a Sandwich Or Sex How Diddent She know Shw Was Gunna Get Hit
justplayinggames 2 years ago
that was so fuckin unexpected...i was crying i was laughing so hard
Rhoten666 2 years ago
This is Chris brown's favorite part of the game.
thesoul55 2 years ago 92
Holy shit funnest comment ever lol.
QueenBForLife 2 years ago
It's her own fault- what was she doing out of the kitchen, anyway?
macr0machine 2 years ago 7
Lmao it's so hilarious how much force it looks like he puts into the punch, he gears up his whole body for it. How could she not see it coming from a mile away!?
Knifegash 2 years ago 3
I smack her every time i play it my brother thinks its mean i just think its funny. She was a bitch!!!
LCB8919 2 years ago
Well wouldn't you... be upset... like that after that... punch?
Luigi021992 2 years ago
Falcon.......PUNCH!!!!!!!!
clunk. What a bitch she was, even admiral hackett quoted, "As satisfying as it really was." XD
TrainsforGTA 2 years ago 2
YESSSS!!!!!! Show me ya Moves.....
fxzeromasta 2 years ago 2
thats a get back in the kitchen punch
orca464 2 years ago 10
Shepard PUNCH!
ganjanaraku666 2 years ago 7
LMAO ! Sheperd going renedage
fraddstar 2 years ago
Wow i never imagined shepard would do that to a female ! (is that the reporter biatch ?)
Realmasterorder 2 years ago
PWNT
LordXehenniar 2 years ago 2
LOL i love the clunk her head makes as it crashes into the metal floor.
AnimeCrazzy 2 years ago 2
I could hear that sound the whole day... Mass effect is the best rpg ever...
crapzors 2 years ago 6
shame you cant shoot her and be done with it
ir0nfang 2 years ago
:p you think that would be as iconic as him beating down a reporter?
TheCryoScales 2 years ago
ah favorite part
MrFoxyMaster 2 years ago
i love the way she falls :D
HellTr00per 2 years ago
FALCON PUNCH FTW!!!
Mikey234432 2 years ago
lol that should have knocked her out!
sahbiot 2 years ago
LOL
suger72 2 years ago
wtf PWNED
onewithforce0050 2 years ago
What armour is that? Looks cool
HitsWithStyxx 2 years ago
the Colossus X armor, heavy version I think.
dragonknight337 2 years ago
lol, that has never happened to me.
zaq147369 2 years ago
oh my od he nearly killed her! LOL!
SgtAndrewM 2 years ago
FACE PLANT FTW !!
EddieTuite 2 years ago 2
Interview: Your career is over!
Shepered: (what he should have said) ide like to see you try to arrest a spectre
967462 2 years ago
Too bad Shepherd no longer quite serve the Alliance alone..... he's a spectre, he's above the law!
DarthFanta 2 years ago 2
She fell in a kind of unnatural way... I think she is a terminator or something.
weemissile 2 years ago 10
lol
Dimebag204 2 years ago
Funny though.. ha
EddieTuite 2 years ago
The sound of her skull on the deckplate is priceless...gets me every time.
RustedSoup 2 years ago 7
yeah KA-KLUNK!!!! LOL
Dimebag204 2 years ago
all u need now is a "shoot her" option and no one will ever know :p
BlakAttk 2 years ago 5
i have a saved file on the moment just before you talk to her xD i love loading it
ddamager 2 years ago
lol i hit dat!
ALBERTWESKERZERO 2 years ago 3
Damn, that was a full force punch in the face by an Alliance soldier and she recovered in just a few seconds! This bitch is tough! We want to see a combo Shepard, a combo!
Kherad 2 years ago 56
I LOVE DOING THAT!!!! BITCH!
nocbl2 2 years ago
lmao i did tht to i laughed so hard the first time
21beal21 2 years ago 2
That hoe got bitch slapped!
ScrubassRandoms 2 years ago
I always wanted to put a bullet between her eyes. Oh well, punching works too.
ArodWingfoot 2 years ago 2
pow right in the kisser
CaBooBie 2 years ago 19
Yeah. Too bad you can't kick her in butt right afterwards with those heavy boots. That bitch just sucks. :D
TaissaShikishima 2 years ago
omfg i did that too it was so fun.....stupid bitch
Joepa969696 2 years ago
damn hit that bitch hard
commanderg7650 2 years ago
There only two words.FALCON PUNCH
GamerFeedProductions 2 years ago 2
0:06 Fucking impact.
SvZ12 2 years ago
She took it like a Champ...Impressive...
incubuskid09 2 years ago 3
a simple jab would have got the job done, but he broke her fucking jaw instead.
rockabillydeath 2 years ago 2
I was about to type Chris Brown but someone beat me to it, lol.
typxalimo 2 years ago
It would be nice if they added some sign of injury into the sequels. Not just for punches but for all types of wounds...
Whyavier 2 years ago
What? No broken nose or falling teeth? That was one hell of a whallop.
maddingo12 3 years ago 4
hihi I would've loved that, and when she speaks afterwards she'd be like "mgmhmahhhmhmggmggm mhhhover!"
ethalox 3 years ago 4
Shepard hit the reporter more in the torso then the face
DaSeek3r 2 years ago
chris brown much?
mastshke 3 years ago 10
Holy shit, I'v gotta get this game lmfao XD
buttersbutt 3 years ago 2
holy shit!!!!! lol omg that was soooo funny. thanks dude i am so doing that the next time i play through
KitFisto112 3 years ago
Critical hit!!! snide remark makeing newsreporter receives a black eye...just like the good ol' days
lemonnormalguy 3 years ago
thwap! you son of a bitch
cruxbucket 3 years ago
Falcon PUNCH! rofl
CoollrThnU 3 years ago 7
lmao yeah
jonwon17 3 years ago
hahhahahahaha
i was thinking that too
momowowo16 3 years ago
More like BOOM Headshot!
ArodWingfoot 3 years ago
lol i always have to watch this atleast once a day
fikle 3 years ago
hit her in the face to prove her you're right.
make me a sammich bitch
NDNCABOOSE 3 years ago
I did that by accident! I was like: Woah! Diidnt see that coming!
JordanK3lly 3 years ago
Same lmfao, it was hilarious.
I thought it would just make her go, not pwn her
Ashboyyyy 3 years ago 2
FALCOOOOON PUUUUNCH!
Prospekt101 3 years ago 2
one word, OWNED!
SquigPie 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
shit game xD
Maskud 3 years ago
Bitch box!
spoonmonkey14 3 years ago
OH god that was funny. ROFL!
spoonmonkey14 3 years ago
Haymaker
Knockton55 3 years ago 2
bitch just got owned lol :P
heric910 3 years ago
The funniest part is that it's at the C-sec headquarters and nobody does anything about it.
BigHead013 3 years ago
Hes a spectre, they wouldnt dare touch him
whiteriotalex 3 years ago
holy shit nice right hook
Kcusnza 3 years ago
funny funny FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY
i really need this game
dbjb40 3 years ago
hahahaha hitting women is funny!
westcoastdude06 3 years ago
FALCON PAWNCH!
xxDoesitmatterxx 3 years ago
ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
onemancomedy 3 years ago
LOL
bryyan1025 3 years ago
LOL, I love Bioware!
CanoPinto 3 years ago
Problem is, it looked like one big ass punch, but if it was so great then why isnt she KO'd
Still, BIG PUNCH hahahahahahaha woman got pwned
kamoto45 3 years ago
omh rolf kill that slut
digibluez 3 years ago
that has to be the best punch noise i have ever heard xD
snufflewuffle 3 years ago
omg she got PWND!!
nameless12345 3 years ago 2
That looks somehow strange, like he hits her on her shoulder.. o.O
Gamezpussy 3 years ago
I can only say one thing....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAH..HA..
All thats missing is FALCON... PUANCH!
kurokasumi 3 years ago
this is as funny as shit!
Crysemere 3 years ago
lmao the sounds makes me crap up everytime!
jibber102 3 years ago
This remids me of the same thing waaaaay back on eden prime, with the two civilians hiding in the shed, "It's time to go to sleep now, Dr. Manuel" *SLAM*
TheOnlyMaleFllnAngel 3 years ago 2
that was awsome
rickwyles 3 years ago
Ah. Wasn't aware about that. Thanks.
SirusDiarota 3 years ago
was that the news reporter from the beginning from the game and what was the result of that?
LewdCrewdTattooed 3 years ago
Nope, this is a reporter that "ambushes" you when you return from completing one of the main planets. The reporter you give Fist's data to you doesn't appear again save for getting a mention on the Lift news report.
And yeah. Trust me she did earn that monster of a hook ^_^
SirusDiarota 3 years ago
yeah man the punch was fucking beast xD
snufflewuffle 3 years ago
...OWNED...
kevinGman69 3 years ago
I could watch this a thousand times.
OjikesShadow 3 years ago
Yes
Yes it is
Jebus011 3 years ago
He walks up all calm and then just fuckin' feeds it to her! haha! funnyest shit evar
kieferirvine 3 years ago 4
lol remember from the movie "Anchorman" with will ferrell wen he said,"im going to punch you in the ovaries."
dirtydkb24fan 4 years ago
rape
halo3j64 4 years ago
stupid question but what armor is that
KungFu2506 4 years ago
Colossus X^^
SergiusCaesar 4 years ago
How do you get that armour????
awr1983 4 years ago
how did you get that armor so early?
all i have is scorpion v
PsiSquirrel 4 years ago
To get that armor that early you have to start a new game with a character from a previous saved game, Step1. Go to create character step2. select "Choose previous Profile Data" something like that.
Rvsman 4 years ago
I need to know if I can create a second profile on Mass Effect. I have a great one, but he's a soldier, and I want all the tech and Biotic Achievements. Is it possible to have two profiles on the go?
WiiMii2101 3 years ago
Yes
Yes it is
Jebus011 3 years ago
how did you get that armor so early?
all i have is scorpion v
PsiSquirrel 4 years ago
wow they should have an option to bang her on the spot or shoot her
buddd12 4 years ago
Ths is the funniest thing I have ever seen.
Er3n1 4 years ago 3
I'm a little dissapointed... Shepard shoulda Koed her!
galacticaphantome 4 years ago 8
haha
"i shouldda shot her and dumped her body into a star." - CMD. Shepard
StonerPunkDan 4 years ago
lol. that was fun to do. she had it coming.
hardware72 4 years ago
That'll teach you to stay in the kitchen. ;p
dragonknight337 4 years ago 7
The admiral actually supports your descition to beat her up..."-fith fleet out"
jam1444 4 years ago 3
Yeah doesn't Admiral Hackett say "she got what was coming to her" or something lol
riddickhax3dbb 4 years ago 4
LMFAOROFL I laugh so fuckin' hard everytime i see this. From the shocking punch to the hilarious way she falls and the sound it makes. Funniest part in the entire game.
riddickhax3dbb 4 years ago 5
ROFLMFAO
lovebichix 4 years ago
ah id love to do that
roastedturkey 4 years ago
I just love how no one in the background seems to give a shit when he knocks her the fuck out lol. She must be the most hated person in C-Sec lol
NickSRH420 4 years ago
LOOOOOOL U SON OF A BITCH! OMG DATZ HILARIOUS
ACTIN IS SHIT(not takin the piss out of the game the game is really epic)IN THAT PART WHICH MADE ME LAUGH FUKIN HARD
dragzoe 4 years ago
Never gets old lol
hadoukenproductions 4 years ago
Now that I hear this with sound. It doesn't seem real enough. Wouldn't you think she'd be a little more mad.... and hurt? Not trying to make fun of the game. I have it. I'm just saying.
gonzrock204 4 years ago
keep yo pimp hand strong!
doomfan93 4 years ago 2
god made the back of your hand for a reasion!!!???
elnini 4 years ago
OWNED!!!
medivalme 4 years ago
FLAWLESS FICTORY.
Darksqueee 4 years ago 3
Punching women is so much more awesome in HD.
also "Back to the Kitchen" should be a dialoge option when talking to female characters in that game.
KingBlue 4 years ago 12
and a "now go make me a sandwich" option after he has sex
SickImperium 4 years ago 10
HAHAHA awesome!
WhiteSlift 4 years ago
treat people equally, isnt that what everyone wants? men and women alike
mynamesnotdan 4 years ago
i don't know why everyone gave you a thumbs down, but thats a very true comment. then again probably the people who have you a thumbds down are men that have no contact with real women.
BreakingFreexx 4 years ago 5
i dont get the neg mods either, im just saying that if it was either a man or a woman they would deserve equal punishment i guess people cant really read except you and me apparently. anyway thanx for tha backup
mynamesnotdan 4 years ago 4
np :)
BreakingFreexx 4 years ago
When she said that, he shoulda knocked in her the face again.
UltimateShadow 4 years ago 4
wtf he iz punching our wiminz!? get hum!
omgwthzomglawl 4 years ago 2
thats right send her back to the kitchen
zombiefriend 4 years ago 2
the way she hit the floor was PRICELESS
LOLOLOL!!!!
tifadreamer 4 years ago 8