English football fan facing out German fans

[ReichOsterreich]

i am for England because I hate Germany. Deutschland ist das Land der Mörder. and they stole their anthem's tune from Austria. no originality.

[Wisdomfanatic2011]

suuppeerrr! hey that boys is sweet

[metakeeper20]

this is funny! ^_^



[MrGoonerSutters]

I hate modern football, You Germans are lucky to have your safe standing zones, and actually are aloud flags in your ground, our footballing culture is being destroyed and i fear it will never be the same as before.

[drmureau]

hahaha, its so funny...both of them don´t know, that german fans are not so seriously like english fans are! They are all totally harmless and friendly trust me! If the boy shouts, I guess, they all get to laugh!

[braziliannyc]

@BackFromNowere What are you talking about?You would have no gas,no ammo no food.How were you going to fight the Germans?With stones?I live by the Brooklyn Navy Yard.Old timers already told me how this was back in the day,liberty ships were leaving here day in and day out loaded with stuff to keep you people afloat.You were never going to make it if wasn't for us. The Germans spared you people at first but they sure would have took your island. Face it ,you got back to France thanks to us.

[danieldei]

hahahaha greetz from Germany

[braziliannyc]

2 world wars?? The Germans pushed the British into the canal and had them beat. If wasn't for USA money, weapons and ammo Limeys would never make it back into the continent. Get the facts straight.

[Mickekzon]

Get the facts straight: Russia would have wont the war alone.

[braziliannyc]

@Mickekzon If the Germans had only the russians to deal with it they probably would have finished the russians in 41 or even with a setback they would have taken them in 43 before they got too strong.

[Mickekzon]

Wrong. But i won't discuss or explain it here, that would be pointles (and impossible in 500 character long comments).

[BackFromNowere]

@braziliannyc Utter bullshit. You only got involved with a year to go or something. Stupid Yanks. France and Russia were more help to us than you were.

[OfficialTomAustin]

I LIKE THE BRITISH AND GERMAN PEOPLE :D

[MASTERLANDK12]

2 WORLD WARS AND 1 WORLD CUP ENGLAND ENGLAND

[1965CAPTKIRK]

Im English next time we will team up with the Germans and fuck the rest of Europe! they will be our Bitches! Greece are already the Germans bitches haha

[rehmi95halle]

@1965CAPTKIRK WE NEVER MAKE A TEAM WITH ENGLAND ;) we are to proud for this ;)

[19Mellon73]

@1965CAPTKIRK

Hmm, sounds like some twisted way of sextourism ;-)



[Factorialofn]

phantastic humour , I don't think you'll see anything like that outside the island

[Sorayn]

I'm German and I love it!



[tomvids191]

If you all hate the germans thumbs up, if you all hate the Germans all hate the Germans all hate Germans thumbs up! :D we are England

[Bitchhunter]

@tomvids191 how about if you are a stupid hater dickface STFU and get a life?

[TelumehtarOriOn]

@tomvids191

It seems that everybody hates YOU...

[JDLDfashion]

@TravisBigL no atmosphere? one word bitch, Anfield. Dortmund copied Liverpool and sing YNWA as well. well i say sing but its obvious you twats dont know the fuckin words

[BackFromNowere]

@TravisBigL GSTQ.

[Vidcon2014]

@TravisBigL well, the English Premier League is the richest football league in the world. Its total net value is twice the net values of spanish and italian leagues. take that.

[keinraffvonnix]

@Vidcon2014 yeah, arab and russian oil/gas money. take it out and your league will collaps.

english national football is only 2nd class, the foreign moneny cant help you there, remember wc 2010 we kicked your ass bad. suck on that.

[FRA65]

Well I'm German too and I think it's funny ;-))

[DerUnbeugsame38]

england won the wars ? LOL it was the world not england - they wouldnt have a chance alone

[SuperDoetinchem]

@DerUnbeugsame38 yes they would, but germans are not so bright to so that, that the reason why they lost both wars!!!

[warehouse1984]

do not forget that the Nazis are first attacked by Germany. Germany have not done the second world war, but a bunch of disgusting nazis. you look at Germany today ....... I hope that this stupid story once Nazi Germany comes to an end, but as long as I like to laugh about this video. just funny

[XxWarr1orxX]

england noobs :D germans are great :D

[SakikoSenpai]

lol. come on it IS funny. and I'm german, too.

[possumGFX]

Oh english fans would have beaten the shit out of them if they were germans...no singing needed.

[sgeforever2511]

why the germans speak english:D:D

[DrunkenGerman100]

Sowas gibt es nur in Deutschland,das sich ein Volk an seiner eigenen Demütigung aufgeilt!

Kriecht brav vor der ganzen Welt kleine BRDlinge!

[altermann555]

@DrunkenGerman100 Demütigung? ...

[DrunkenGerman100]

@altermann555 Nicht unbedingt bei dem Video jetzt,aber Allgemein.Ich habe es nur mal hier hingeschrieben,weil kleine vom Fernsehen in den Kopf gefickte "Deutsche" es geil finden über die eigene Niederlage im Krieg herzuziehen.

[altermann555]

@DrunkenGerman100 ??? Mal im ernst. Was soll den diese einstellung bezwecken?

[berrlett]

2 world wars ????? god bless you USA if it weren't for you..

[Bowshould]

Can't stop singing it. I'm German, btw.

[FyaahhFX]

the little kid would probably have them all anyway, the german's are soft

[mrdrevil1093]

@FyaahhFX so right

[eisenherz188]

i bet they didnt want to sing 10 german bombers lol

[Eyyoh77]

As a German I have to admit, better the English sing " Two worldwars and one worldcup "!

The other way around is too horrible to imagine!

[Rabenritter]

@Eyyoh77 Ja, suhle dich im Staub, so ist es schön. Zeigst der ganzen Welt das du dich schämst.

[Eyyoh77]

@Rabenritter Mach schön sitz, schwuler Franzos!

[Grendelzit]

damned funny

[SiK8309]

I love it! :D

[LeFawkes]

I´m german and i liked it!

[Maggo309]

thats funny....greetings from Doitschland

[JulySkyHigh]

If your a German, and you liked this. Then you have a good sense of hummour and i salute you.

[Lintflas]

@JulySkyHigh

Well, I guess those 4 thumbs down rather come from Englishmen than from Germans ;-)

I'm German and this is hilarious!

[PepperDr94]

THAT WAS FUCKING EPIC!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!

[Brat4PrimeMinister]

plz write comments so others can read so we can all laugh

if you dont think this is funny then fall in line like you used to do ???

[Terni88]

Als die Tür auf geht und der Kackstifft in die Hose schießt - beste Stelle

[SuperBigBlackCock]

hahaha so funny..

[sorrell94]

LOL i did something like that when i was 8 got tickets in wrong end and cheered and had my mouth covered by my dad like instantly lol

[SuperJuliusC]

That`s not his son - That`s his lover!

[barmyrelic]

Hitler And The Kaiser Disliked This

[BoeseFlueche]

Ich habe Tränen gelacht!^^

[romulus1957]

GREAT!!!!! Britains Comedy is The Best.

[TheSmithersy]

@romulus1957: Actually I think this is a South African advert.

[romulus1957]

@TheSmithersy Thank You.Have a Good Time and a Wonderfull X-mas.

[tricepsish]

shit those two are getting gassed for sure.

[BoeseFlueche]

@tricepsish

they never will reach the lobby!^^

this is fucking funny I think!^^

[Clipexpert9000]

Our Generation can take this with humor, but Germany was a big force in the second World Cup, and England would have lost without russia and the USA

[bukowski1950]

@Clipexpert9000 you mean 2nd world war?

[Clipexpert9000]

@bukowski1950 yes, sorry :D:D

[fluffymole0913]

@Clipexpert9000 I would say England were pretty much safe after they took out all the Luftwaffe pilots, cracked enigma and destroyed all Germany's boats that they prepared to launch to Britain. However they never would have had the power to push the Germans back into Germany, and france may have stayed under nazi rule. The Russians and the Yanks helped us push back the troops to Berlin.

[tricepsish]

@fluffymole0913 yes true. If it wasn';t for Russia and the USA, Germany would have the time to rebuild and launch another attack. The u guys would have been fucked

[ThePardi10]

you fuckin german bustards

[reklamedamereloaded]

I'm German - an I love it! ;-))

[BoeseFlueche]

@reklamedamereloaded

Mir kam da spontan diese demotivational poster in den Sinn!^^

Ich hätte da spontan eine Idee...

How to make the germans to your friends

Daunter: You doing it wrong!

[10000kilowatt]

Nice!!! :)

[Draskon]

Haha, love that british humor :D from germany :)

[lilsi93]

hitler disliked this

[TheAvestor]

@lilsi93 hitler was austrian... omg, always this hitler comments at a video with germans in it

[lilsi93]

@TheAvestor i only mentioned hitler because theyre are mentioning 2 world wars. if it was about something random about germany i wouldnt have mentioned it and lastly I am half germany my self.

[TheAvestor]

@lilsi93 hm i hope so :)

[lilsi93]

@TheAvestor ich wuerde gerne mit dir unterhalten aber leider ist mein deutsch nicht gut genug

[TheAvestor]

@lilsi93 ja deutsch ist auch eine sehr schwere sprache :), aber schön das du sie zum Teil sprichst.

German is a very hard language but its nice to see that you speak it quite well :), and ps my english is also not the best :)

[lilsi93]

@TheAvestor Danke :)

[Djavan2499]

0:20 WERE FUCKED!!!

[Djavan2499]

England kid: 2 WORLD WARS AND 1 WORLD CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!

German fan: (flips into "crazy german kid")

[ruhri0411]

Allmost nobody cares about the 2 lost WW in Germany today, our country gained democracy, freedom and prosperety after the defeat of the Nazis - and THREE

WORLD CUPS (plus THREE EUROPEAN CUPS), thank you:-))))))))))))))

[PSSiddles]

@ruhri0411 I know absolutely nothing about Football, and i'm English, but i have to say, well said, takiong WW2 for instance, people seem to forget the first country the Nazis invaded was Germany.

[warehouse1984]

@PSSiddles nice words. greetz from germany

[KickItLikeMScholl]

@PSSiddles great comment - and they are trying to do it again.

[MatzeNuss]

I like british humor !!!

[torre4413]

@MatzeNuss

Why aren't you guys grateful to America then. We gave you money when your country was destroyed and we protected you from the soviets. Why didn't you support us during the Iraq war.

[MatzeNuss]

@torre4413

You`re absolutely right !! It`s a shame what our government (?) was doing.Most of germans didn`t understand this, but I´m hopefully, that the next election will bring better politicans. We germans will never forget what americans did during the blokade of Berlin. And we will never foget all the allied soldiers who died to free germany. I visited often in the US. And always the same questions.But an universal answer I cannot give. ( Sorry for my bad english)

Greetings, Matze

[KickItLikeMScholl]

@MatzeNuss Anscheinend wohnst Du in einem anderen Deutschland. Der 2. Weltkrieg ist Geschichte. Alles was sich Amerika damals und ein paar Jahre danach noch "verdient" hat, ist längst verspielt. Du glaubst wirklich, dass ein Großteil der Deutschen mit den Amis in die letzten Kriege gezogen wäre? Oder gar gerne mit in den schon vor der Tür stehenden, nächsten, ziehen wird? Du kannst nur CxU-Wähler sein - was erwartest denn von der nächsten Wahl? *kopfschüttel*

[MatzeNuss]

@KickItLikeMScholl Was soll das? Hier geht`s um Fussball.Natürlich kann ich die Amis verstehen.jahrelang hielten wir uns aus allem raus und bezahlten Geld dafür.Und was unsere Regierung in Afghanistan veranstaltet ist die grösste Schande für Deutschland , die es gibt.Entweder wir führen Krieg in Afghanistan, dann aber mit ALLEM was die Armee dort braucht, oder wir lassen es.Die Halbherzigkeit ist das,was ich angemault habe, kam mit meinem schlechten Englisch nicht so rüber.Habe noch CDU gewählt.

[MatzeNuss]

@KickItLikeMScholl

Sorry, Meinte habe noch nie den CLUB DER UNFÄHIGEN gewählt

[MTheChiller]

@torre4413

america back then = great, proud, honest and direct.

america now = double meaning, secrets, illegal actions, doing whatever it wants.

thats my oppinion about the politics, not the people. and me for my part, i dont want to serve in a war like iraq, just because this country "could" attack me. and before i start a war, i would make sure, that i have my allies on my side and not just push in. just me.

[sm0keshell]

@MTheChiller americans are fucking idiots these days

[TheGodFatherboom]

loooooool

[AdamCTFC]

mate its called passion

[volkspark01]

lol.... großartig....

[AdamCTFC]

2-1 down, 3-2 up, 2 world wars and 1 world cup, with a nick nack paddy wack give a dog a bone, all you germans can jog on home!

[ProudTarjaholic]

i lay down laughing (as a belgian) XD humour hallelujah!

[Tizian06]

nice xDDDD

[azmaperah2]

LOL

[ljherbert]

id have it out in that elavator

[MrJohnnyexcellent]

yeah and England will never ever win one more world cup doo da

[LordVomitThe2nd]

Fucking Krouts

[generalgreg]

Also da hab ich lieber beide Weltkriege verloren, bin aber dafür schon dreimal Weltmeister geworden... ;-)

Geile Werbung

[dwfwwf]

fuckin shit commercial

[Ferschumi]

Haha now that was really funny xD As much as I despise and hate the English national football team, you gotta love their humor...Mr.Bean, Benny Hill etc. That's about all that is likeable about England. Other than that England is full of insecure little brainless twirps who still live in the 1940's and think that WW2 is still going on. Poor delusional english, it's time to build a time machine and join the rest of the world in the 21st century, don't you agree? LOL

[petedapimp]

@Ferschumi errr no... u state that you like our humor but clearly your missing this joke.

[AngryWTF]

@Ferschumi I went to germany a few weeks ago for the david haye fight in Hamburg, The german girls loved the English. :) Maybe thtas why the men hate us so much.

[Ferschumi]

@AngryWTF No one would hate you if you could behave like normal civilised human beings, but as soon as there's alcohol and football on the horizon you all change into these brainless monkeys and start singing some crap about some wars that happened more than 70 years ago. That's really fucking retarded! Are you brits really so insecure and stupid? But in essence I don't think anyone's got a problem with you brits. The problem is that you can't behave! I think we've all seen enough proof of that.

[AngryWTF]

@Ferschumi As I said the German Girls loved the English so we cant be that bad...

[Ferschumi]

@AngryWTF What do you want? An applause? And yes you are just that bad, everybody knows that. No brains and no manners whatsoever!

[AzzuriCaesar]

i miss 2010... :(

[maaax123456]

hahaha.. but football would be so boring if there werent the english to win against :)) , cheerios from germany

[irjawz]

@maaax123456 Of course, perhaps 1966 and 2001 might jog your memory?

[BengaloFFM]

Love it. Great!

Greetings from Germany

[warnpassion]

LMAO! :D

[modepet]

hahahaaaaaa, i love that humor!

cheers from germany :D

[ryanhillwhufc94]

LOL loving that!<3

[Jippsony]

Holy shit... i pissed i my krautpants

[rwtj01]

think i just woke my neighbours with a roar of laughter.

[djDYLANOo1979]

HILARIOUS this is just funny

[Thger89]

echt sau geil.Ist doch nur Fussball.Und ohne England würden wir viel weniger lachen :-)

[Dakkirby]

Great lol.

[TelumehtarOriOn]

hilarious! good commercial. from a kraut with humour

[clorpak1]

@SlowMoWK4 you clearly don't see the humour. Bless your PC cotton socks. Oh and England is not a region it is a country, although i'm sure you and your little EU friends would love it not to be.

[TheDennsen]

this shit is hilarious :D

[SGEJonah]

haha WTF?!

[iggybooi]

i cant stop laughing! HAHAHAHA!

[extracashnow]

Fantastiche



[AGUIABDON]

1 war and 5 world cups, greetings from Brazil :)

[soledweller]

just loved the reactions of the germans when the little kid starts to sing.

[Jippsony]

made my day

[duscher21]

blufff

[ReeFer4live]

yee germany <3 (against racism !!!!)

[Oilerisch]

sehr geil!^^ was nur england und deutschland immer mit einander haben^^ sind doch beides die geilsten mannschaften der welt! :D

[binderbomber21]

wie geil^^

[scholten12345]

lmfao .... epic ^^

[smile23323]

aber cooles Video :D

[smile23323]

no war but three world cups, Germany, Germany :)

54, 74, 90, 2014 ja so stimmen wir alle ein mit dem Herz in der Hand und der Leidenschaft im Bein werden wir Weltmeister sein!

[MADxMANxLUKE]

@smile23323 i be honest i think world wars matter more than football but i dont care it was ages ago

[1dplover]

Well that could be a bit unnerving 0_o hahaha

[clemeast]

ha ha, great

[daKok83]

LOL mega geil!

[kikine05]

cute :)