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  • Jews believe in mammon. IHS is the answer.

  • do you have to be circumsize to convert?

  • Im Hindu :) I love Jews :)

  • =God the Creator of the heavens and the earth and man said in the Holy Quran

    (110) And they say: None entereth paradise unless he be a Jew or a Christian. These are their own desires. Say: Bring your proof (of what ye state) if ye are truthful. (111) Nay, but whosoever surrendereth his purpose to Allah while doing good, his reward is with his Lord; and there shall no fear come upon them neither shall they grieve. (112) Surah Al-Baqara

  • U FUCKIN PAGAN GOAT FUCKER

  • NEVER

  • the Rabbanut in israel is Treif.they are not Kosher.they claim ''''ÍDF army orders supercede Halacha''they are thus minnim.conversion only Requires 3 jewish witnesses,per (Yevamot 46b)the Babeli thalmoed.

    no Rabbaneem Needed!

  • What type of Jews are the Persians?

  • @Roseshirazie A question for a question. What type of Muslims are americans?

  • @Roseshirazie

    Persian Jews would most likely be called Mizrahi. Some mistakenly call everything that is not Ashkenazi is Sephardic, but Sephardic only means Jews who have family that was descended from the Jews of Spain who were expelled during the Inquisition or who lived in Spain and continued to practice. Not Jews from Spain/Portugal who moved there afterwards. Mizrahi means East, though this includes Jews of non-Sephardic Africa and Asia and parts of Latin America as well.

  • yeah right I know a person that converted and she was never fully accepted as a Jew, the stigma of being a convert and not Jew by blood is real, despite the fact that many Jews today cannot trace their bloodline to the original Jews at all, since they are in fact Khazars that converted but that doesnt stop them from discriminating. Check out the Lemba people of South Africa to see what original Jews look like.

  • There is therefore now no condemnation to them which are in Christ Jesus, who walk not after the fles, but after the spirit. For the law of the Spirit of life in Christ Jesus hath made me free from the law of sin and death. Fow what the law could not do in that it was weak through the flesh, and for sin, comdemned sin in the flesh. That the righteousness of the law might be fulfilled in us, who walk not after the flesh, and for sin, condemned sin in the flesh.That the righteousness of the law

  • sin that dwelleth in me.I find then a law, that, when I would do good, evil is present with me. For I delight in the law of God after the inward man: But I see another law in my members warring against the law of my mind,and bringing me into captivity to the law of sin which is in my members. O wretched man that I am! Who shall deliver me from the body of this death? I thank God through Jesus Christ our Lord. So then with the mind I myself serve the law of God; but with the flesh the law of sin.

  • I so want to do this. I always thought that you could pick almost any religion, but you have to be born Jewish. Are you Hispanic? I'm just asking. I'm Italian. That means I was born Catholic but am Pagan now. I really do like Judiasm though, and wonder if they would like me.

  • @M42064 who cares if they like you. Its a belief. God is not about race. You love him and he loves you and thats whats important. Don't worry about what others think but don't do it because it's "cool" either.

  • well I am of the understanding that non Jews do not have to convert to Judaism, just follow the 'Noahide Laws'

  • some guy named ibraham , had a small tribe , he thought of a way to boost thier morals high enough to take over the surrounding tribes , so he thought ...ok god chose us , cut off the tip of your dicks and don't eat pork , and go fight these vile vile (but rich and prosperous) cities and tribes .

    then an Egyptian prince with daddy issues decided to have a country of his own and did the same thing

  • @DentistD1G thus started all religions , a smart man looking for power , or a smart man looking for an explanation of the world yet wants his tribe to dominate .

    same as jeusu , and mohammed and all those b4 them .

  • ISLAM is the religion of Abraham (Peace be upon him)

  • will i have to change my surname or anything of the sort?

  • @deadlystranglehold do you mean if you convert to judaism? no of course not lol. but you will choose a hebrew name for yourself that is used in jewish religious purposes.

  • @bracha86 alright mate, my name is abraham so i guess i have one foot in the door already, another question would i have to start to dress like the ppl do like when i go to work ppl here are a bit terrified of anything not christian unfortunatly, in english of greek decent

  • i want to convert to judism but i dont know how my wife will take it

  • why won't you go to israel and join the rainbow covennant so they can end up turning you from a gentile to a jew(stealing of someone's identity) BUGS BUNNY

  • my tradition is to teach that Judaism is the practice of worshipping the Divine in the present moment alone in everything, as if it is continuously being reborn without past nor future, Judaism is the reality that Everything is literally God, and when we remember God and God alone, we fulfil the meaning of life

  • ur not jewish ur fucking black!!!

  • @Tox1cRa1nX Believe it or not blacks can convert to Judaism. Also, there are black groups in Africa that have been religiously Jewish for 1000s of years.

  • I am from a Reform Synagogue, which is similar to Conservative and some Modern Orthodox. There has been a real turn around in some Reform Temples, to study and try to keep the laws of Halachka, we keep Kashrut and Shabbat, also. My Father's family is Jewish and if I were not in such a good Reform Temple, I would drive the extra fifty miles to a conservative Congregation. I just mention this because the Reform movement in the 1990s and early 00s has swung back to more traditional.

  • how can convert to something I am naturally thru birth my bloodline go back to sephardim jews on my father side. Also the real jews are the Blacks throughout the Americas. Most these people that called themselves today are jews are edomites. Last not least Jews come in all colors.

  • Quran:2:135. They say: "Become Jews or Christians if ye would be guided (To salvation)." Say thou: "Nay! (I would rather) the Religion of Abraham the True, and he joined not gods with Allah."

    2:136. Say ye: "We believe in Allah, and the revelation given to us, and to Abraham, Isma'il, Isaac, Jacob, and the Tribes, and that given to Moses and Jesus, and that given to (all) prophets from their Lord: We make no difference between one and another of them: And we bow to Allah (in Islam)."

  • This is bulls shit only a Zionist can convert a gentile into a jew, and he will do it for money, land, or some Palestinian semite blood. 

  • HOW TO BE A WHITE RACIST

  • Why was this in my recommended videos?

  • youtube.com/watch?v=iiTezfoev9­c&feature=related

  • youtube.com/watch?v=Q9Y3Hmd_Eh­k&feature=relmfu

  • it is true! Look on youtube, the nephilim and you will find giant, skulls and bones.

  • Goliath was a GIANT, a hybrid like NIMROD, the ancestors of this one ARE THE NEPHILIM, first is Semyaza

    And surprise!!! They come back, THE ALIENS ARE DEMONS

  • This is the Antichrist, BY HIS BODY IS SON OF ADAM, SON OF CAIN, by his SPIRIT SON OF THE EVIL ONE SATAN

    -The false "mesiach"

    KA 6 FA 6 RA 6

  • Daniel 11:1Then the king will do as he pleases, and he will exalt and magnify himself above every god and will speak monstrous things against the God of gods; and he will prosper until the indignation is finished, for that which is decreed will be done.“He will show no regard for the gods of his fathers or for the desire of women, nor will he show regard for any other god; for he will magnify himself above them all.

  • “Forces from him will arise, desecrate the sanctuary fortress, and do away with the regular sacrifice. And they will set up the abomination of desolation. “By smooth words he will turn to godlessness those who act wickedly toward the covenant, but the people who know their God will display strength and take action. “Those who have insight among the people will give understanding to the many; yet they will fall by sword and by flame, by captivity and by plunder for many days.

  • Daniel 11/1“Then the king will do as he pleases, and he will exalt and magnify himself above every god and will speak monstrous things against the God of gods; and he will prosper until the indignation is finished, for that which is decreed will be done.

    THIS IS THE ANTICHRIST DAJJAL

  • sired her as well as he who supported her in those times. 7“But one of the descendants of her line will arise in his place, and he will come against their army and enter the fortress of the king of the North, and he will deal with them and display great strength. “Also their gods with their metal images and their precious vessels of silver and gold he will take into captivity to Egypt, and he on his part will refrain from attacking the king of the North for some years.

  • it is about Cleopatra of Egypt and Marc Antonius

  • Then the king of the South will grow strong, along with one of his princes who will gain ascendancy over him and obtain dominion; his domain will be a great dominion indeed. 6“After some years they will form an alliance, and the daughter of the king of the South will come to the king of the North to carry out a peaceful arrangement. But she will not retain her position of power, nor will he remain with his power, but she will be given up,

  • As for the ten horns, out of this kingdom ten kings will arise; and another will arise after them, and he will be different from the previous ones and will subdue three kings.

  • Jeremiah 4:15 A voice is announcing from Dan, proclaiming disaster from the hills of Ephraim.

  • The snorting of their horses is heard from Dan; at the sound of the neighing of their stallions the whole land quakes. They come and devour the land and all that fills it, the city and those who dwell in it.

  • Jeremiah 23:20 The anger of the LORD will not turn back until he fully accomplishes the purposes of his heart. In days to come you will understand it clearly.

  • Then Jacob called for his sons and said: "Gather around so I can tell you what will happen to you in days to come

    “Dan shall be a serpent in the way, A horned snake in the path, That bites the horse’s heels,  So that his rider falls backward.

    For Your salvation I wait, O LORD

  • The King of Dudael RISE!!

    Prepare all living creatures, to TERROR, WAR, HUNGER

    ABOMINATION IN THE HOLY PLACE

    TEN KINGS RISE AND THE ELEVENTH is HIM

    -Two Prophets will be seen in Jerusalem in those days, one is ENOCH and other is Elijah

    They will stay dresed dressed in sackcloth!!! for 1260 days, and after de Dajjal will kill them, after 3 days they will rise and go to heaven.

  • for the great day of their wrath has come, and who is able to stand?”

  • commanders and the rich and the strong and every slave and free man hid themselves in the caves and among the rocks of the mountains; and they said to the mountains and to the rocks, “Fall on us and hide us from the presence of Him who sits on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb;

  • I looked when He broke the sixth seal, and there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth made of hair, and the whole moon became like blood; and the stars of the sky fell to the earth, as a fig tree casts its unripe figs when shaken by a great wind

  • The Third Seal—Famine When He broke the third seal, I heard the third living creature saying, “Come.” I looked, and behold, a black horse; and he who sat on it had a pair of scales in his hand. And I heard something like a voice in the center of the four living creatures saying, “A quart of wheat for a denarius, and three quarts of barley for a denarius; and do not damage the oil and the wine.”

  • Then He continued by saying to them, “Nation will rise against nation and kingdom against kingdom, and there will be great earthquakes, and in various places plagues and famines; and there will be terrors and great signs from heaven.

  • And there will be signs in sun and moon and stars, and on the earth distress of nations in perplexity because of the roaring of the sea and the waves,

  • At that very hour there was a severe earthquake and a tenth of the city collapsed. Seven thousand people were killed in the earthquake, and the survivors were terrified and gave glory to the God of heaven

    -This happened in Japan!!! 7000 are killed, and 10 part of the city colaps

  • sorry, but i think that you are making a complete hillel hashem, please remove this.

  • so you want to poke guys with scalpels. and u are not crazy. no.

  • This guy can't even pluralize mitzvah, how's he supposed to convince modern men & women that bigotry against Reform & Conservative jews is appropriate? He talks about an "upgrade" to orthodoxy?! Snobbery! I am an ethnic jew whom lives in Seattle where we are so few between that the local ignorami cannot tell what I am by face or name and so I choose to keep my anonymity because of the shame I have in the sexist, racist and elitist ideas held by orthodox jews including my own family.

  • How to convert to atheism....listen to this fool!

  • Don't take anything this pervert takes a true or just, he approves of rabbis who cut the foreskin of little boys and then remove it with their teeth.

  • i need help where can i find a jew to help me learn more and how shall i dress when i entre the temple..

  • Everybody needs to convert to atheism, religion is the root of all evil

  • I would never convert to Judaism! After all the Jews killed Jesus. Religion of peace huh. I rather stick with Jesus that taught love! May God bless you!!

  • @TheLuvbasketball22 The Jews didn't kill Jesus, the Romans did and kicked the Jews out of Jerusalem! All religions are religions of peace. There is no such thing as a religion of hate. Only the ones who take their faith to such extremes that they will kill in the name of it.

  • @starvationonstilts The Jews actually did kill Jesus you've gotten a little bit of false information. It's okay though it happens to all of us haha.

  • @TheLuvbasketball22 jews didnt killed jesus, the romans did.

  • @middleeasternchik Actually, the Jews did. That's the point of the whole scene Jesus had with Pontious Pilate. I don't see what's up with Christians hating Jews because of that, I mean it's good news for them, no?lol

  • so ur a proud homophobic racist sexist kike ur flaged kindly stop sreading ur hate ur sumthing holocuasty mite happen

  • pityyy ..i want to be a jew ,,but i cant stop beliving in islam, Muhamed or Jeusses christ...i love their teaching its so great.

  • if i become a jew,,will i get rich and much gold?

  • THIS FREAK NEEDS TO WATCH A VIDEO ON HOW TO CROCHET A BETTER DU-RAG ..HE'S ONE MESSED UP BLACK DOMINICAN STREET PUSHED PRETENDING TO BE JEW...DUDE..BUY SOME HAIR STR8TNER FROM A DRUGSTORE..NOT THE DOLLAR STORE...U ALL MESSED UP

  • If i become a Jew will I get a lot of money?

  • DEFINITION: Jew-Wish: A European who Wishes he was from the tribe of Judah (YAHUDAH). This Demon is Soul hunting with his propaganda. . All of the First Slave ships were jewish owned and the Jewish owned 40 percent of all slaves. Check their doctrine: Sanhedrin 54B., A Jew may have sex with a child as long as the child is less than nine years old. Sanhedrin 55B., A Jew may marry a three year old girl (specifically, three years "and a day" old). Yebamoth 98A. ,All gentile children are animals.LOL

  • Convert to Death ??? God forbid !!!!!!

  • load of crap! remove the video!

  • Judaism = A European creation, and so is the "Jew". DON'T TAKE WHAT THIS MAN SAYS AS TRUTH.  DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH!

  • Please be advised THEODOR HERZI stared ZIONISM in 1897 Askenazi Jews homeland is near the CASPIAN SEA.

    2,000 years ago there were no white people in African or Palestine.

    So this Brother is talikng SHIT! He is from the bloodline of Japeth Noah's SON (gentile).

  • If you were my Rabbi next door, it would be so much easier to convert. As a non Jew in a synagogue, I feel like a stranger in a strange land - it's hard for me to imagine being one of the group, and yet the pull has been persistent for years. Talk about uncomfortable. Sigh.

  • @lessermystery Well, no matter what, I'm still a Gentile according to the old Law of Moses that Judaism is still supposed to follow. The best I could hope for is to become a proselyte Jew but full-blooded Jews(from the twelve tribes) were still considered superior to proselytes.

    There are pecking orders based on how "close to God" you were in comparison to your other Jewish neighbors.

  • @Agent1W I guess there is a lot of insecurity about closeness to God. I feel close to God when I'm in nature, or dancing, or sometimes doing the dishes. I used to feel close to God when I did housework. I wonder what happened with that? But when I feel close to God, I don't feel like it's a contest. I think everyone should feel that way as often as possible, and do the things which bring that feeling of closeness. The Jewish is basically God run through Jewish filters. God is not limited thusly.

  • @lessermystery I don't want to feel close to God, but I want to actually be with Him! "Be holy, for I am holy." (1 Peter 1:16, which Peter recited from Leviticus 11:44). Which holiness cannot be possible without the blood of Christ.

    Jesus told the scribe, "You are not far from the kingdom of God," in Mark 12:34. Is it better to be close, or to be fully IN the Kingdom?

  • @Agent1W This response feels like a competition. lol. To me, there's nothing like competing for God's affection to alienate people from eachother. It's not too unlike sibling rivalry, except it's way worse because the rivalry is deadly at worst, alienating at best. My person view is that when I feel close to God, I feel as though part of me is already in heaven, while another part of me is still in this world. I feel like I'm gradually learning to die, as well as live!

  • @lessermystery Naw, no competition at all. Remember Romans 3:23? We all sinned and fell short of God's glory. Truly, no one is closer to God than anyone else unless through Christ.

    This is all backed up by actual Scripture. You can KNOW with certainty instead of feeling it. 1 John 5:13(American KJV) states, "These things have I written to you that believe on the name of the Son of God; that you may KNOW that you have eternal life, and that you may believe on the name of the Son of God."

  • @Agent1W Ha ha. You want to have an argument with me then. Proselytize me. Christ is a mystery. Believing on Christ is a mystery. I wonder what the wording in the Septuagint is? Because I'm getting another one of my mythology hunches again and it's telling me that the wording of the message, when translated from Greek to English might be different enough to legitimately cause one to re-examine what it means to "Believe" on "Christ" for eternal life. ->

  • @Agent1W Christ represents an office in Rome. Jesus almost has to be Greek. Jesus Christ is not a historical figure as there are no records of his existence. Jesus Christ represents some kind of major turning point in civilization particularly affecting the Jewish people, and through his persecution and death took on a new life of his own in the spirit and holding the hearts of the people in churches. Jesus Christ never exsisted as a man, never mind a man god born of a virgin ->

  • But Jesus Christ has existed, for real, in the hearts and minds of billions of people over the last millenea. Which brings me back to "belief" and "Christ", where he says I am the way, the resurrection, and the life, and only by me are these things obtained.", that is patently and provably false. Slam dunk really. Christ is not the only way. On the other hand, if you are going to observe Christ, there may be only one way to do it in order to unlock the key to heaven. -> (paraphrase, sorry)

  • So Christ was in possession of the secrets of the Greater Mystery. He shared those secrets with his followers and they were able to tap into powers of healing and visions - not unlike world wide shamans everywhere. I do believe that if you pray earnestly to Jesus Christ, who truly exists, but as a creation of the Christians, he will GIVE YOU THE KEYS TO HEAVEN dude. :) That's all for now, more later.

  • european go to Ashkenazi , arabs,latino to sephardi....then poor pakistanis/indians wondering around...its a joke guys take it on a light note

  • wtf

  • If this is true about the Reform Jews, it sounds like they've become the Unitarian Universalists of the Jewish movement.

  • the "reform" "converstions" are accepted by other gorups outside of Torah observent judaism.

  • when converting does it require to be circumcised ...does every branch require this...which 1 is the most lax?

  • Jews ok

    Zionsim is NAZISM BY THE WAY

  • @arcz10 The Lord G-d of Israel was the first Zionist - Abraham and his family the second group of Zionists. SO GET OVER IT

  • it takes 4-6 months to become jew? what if u die half way, u still go to hell. The way Judaism has come to be eroded is surely not the religion of the Creator, which logically should be more accessible, more simple to embrace. so many nooos. In Islam, we believe that Allah- the One Creator is so happy with the reprentance of a person and he when one person attempts to come closer to Him, God himself comes even closer to them.

  • @sunrisesotrue

    you r regarding it from the islamic/christian pont of view. In judaism, non-jewish people dont go to hell.. they r not "better" but just have a special role, more duties to fullfill. in fact you just hav to be a good person to get into heathen, which rather portends to a loving god than allah and jesus/god who sends people into hellf only for having the wrong religion regardless how good persons they are.. now how rediculous is that? anyway, conversion not easy because not needed

  • @sunrisesotrue Jews believe everyone goes to heaven, and there is no hell.

  • Sadly many Jews continue to lie about God and the Torah,they havnt appreciated the fact that God sent among them many messengers,God be exalted. if u truly mean wht u're saying thn it's surly nt from th teachings of the Torah bt rather from the fabrications of th rabies.Wht abt pharaoh,the people who killed the messengers of God,those who deny God and mock Hs revelations,worship satan nd their desires nd kill innocent people,surely in the Just system ofGod,they don't enter heaven!

  • @sunrisesotrue This coming from a muslim, muhammed had epilepsy and other MENTAL conditions, and you saying judaism is a lie? ISLAM=BIGGEST LIE IN HISTORY

  • @cpsuperbrain Without Islam and the proven authenticity of the Quran, your eroded scripture and religion would have never been able to be proven to be originally from God. You know that the Jewish rabbis are continuing to change their scripture, and lie about the laws of the Torah and about God!!!, fortunately though, this has been told to us by the Quran, so we can be aware of your lies and your attempts to divert words and concepts from their true meanings.

  • @cpsuperbrain secondly, u haven't answered my question above, which shows that you're an arrogant hater too scared to realise your on falsehood. You're so stupid for making the above remark, since when does epilepsy result in the most powerful, great and perfect book and sayings that have changed the world forever and that have resulted in a nation that exceeds a billion and a half and continues to captivate the hearts and the minds of intellectuals around the world?

  • @cpsuperbrain a religion that orders its followers to seek refuge in God from the devil before they recite a single verse from the Quran is surely not inspired a devil!!

  • @sunrisesotrue Muhammed was delusional murdereing phycopath and you muslims love him, and Allah never gave Muhammed visions

  • @cpsuperbrain The most outstanding and everlasting miracle that Muhammad peace be upon him was given is the Quran, the literal words of the Creator, that aren't changeable or imitable. It's accessible to you, but are u going to deny the messenger like pharaoh did? The Quran cannot be but from the Creator, partly because it consists of references to scientific facts that were unthought of in the 7th century such as the big bang theory, the expansion of the universe etc..

  • @cpsuperbrain We love Muhammad peace be upon him because he is the final Messenger of God, we love all the Messengers of the Creator, we don't pick and choose thanks to God. When Moses peace be upon him was sent to pharaoh and his people, he was given miracles that prove that he is truly the messenger of God.

  • bullshit

  • Jew upgrading... never heard of that before....

  • I'd rather be a cunt than a brainwashed fat fucking fool who tries to disrespect other religions on youtube.

    What the fuck is "mindovergovernment"? Are you some cool rebel who hates government...fucking little prick!

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  • @gespb32

    i guess it were only 2/3 or are there comparable flaws in jewish history like in christianity or islam?

  • This is very helpful. Thank you!

  • i would rather be a satan worshiper but then again its the same.

  • I feel sorry for you....to be mislead and brainwashed is the absolute worst thing that can happen to a man

  • @JoeMahedy41 your a little fuckin cunt arent you

  • Great Just great i can't be a Jew because i believe in Jesus, crap!

  • @badambrodman That sucks, but oh well lol

  • i like the reform jews - they encourage logic! a rabbi came to our bible study which i was forced to attend as a teenager and explained that the old testament is not the literal truth - it is just a bunch of moral allegories! iwas exceedingly happy with that explanation - it allowed you to continue to have a brain! altho a lot of older woman wanted to beat him to a pulp!

  • i want to be an ethiopian jew! lol!

  • can't follow God half way 1)Adam and Eve were created in Ethiopia Genesis 2:13 2)I will say this Esau was mentioned by color Genesis 25:25 cause both parents were black skinned 3)Moses was told by God to put his hand into his bosom then it turned white not Black would be opposite Read Obadiah all of it especially 2, 3, 4, 6, "7", "11",12, "13 ,14,16... Your people were too proud they didn't even have the courtesy to let you know it all a LIE... Edom wasn't until Esau was born Genesis 25:25

  • can't follow God half way read Obadiah a prophesy who???

  • you DONT have to be born a jew..ANYONEs CAN convert to judaism..

    the truth hurts antijewish racist

  • @ms2Anita

    You're absolutely right! Racists cannot attack Jews as "race" anymore and no longer locate them!

  • @ms2Anita Peace to all jews from a Muslims. I don't belive there is a world wide jewish conspiracy of any sort i believe the CIA does everything and the media gives that impression. What do you think of ae911truth.or g?

  • @dxvxvx ,,9 11 is AlQuida job,,and you know that

  • @dxvxvx ,,actually i not belive in god,,

  • @OrthodoxDarwinist , filthy racist liar ,,all these quotes are FAKE

  • @ms2Anita ,orthodoxFascist is wellknowns on yt as notorious racist full of hate and shit with no life

  • @ms2Anita 

  • @ms2Anita Tell me about it! What an idiot> Funny how he hasn't made a video on Rev 2 ver 9!

  • wow. I did not know It was this hard to become a jew.

  • is it possible to undergo an orthodox conversion but practise conservative judaism after that?

  • good job

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  • did he say that the main reason to become jewish was to

    " to spread righteousness, reward the good, and fight Evil".

    Is that what he said at the end? Well Fuck A Duck. That shit just blew me away. I guess the Palestinians just can see that having their homes and land taken away from them, having their mothers beaten, and their kids murdered, is a part of jews , just being Righteous. Why cant the arabs just accept this righteousness!!!

  • What a load of shit, iF you believe in Judaism and its principles, then you are a Jew. No rabbi, or man can make you or 'convert you". You dont have to be ashkenazi or sephardic. This is crap.

    It just matters what is in your heart.

    What a load of shit.

  • the way to convert to Judaism.

    a)move to a foreign land.

    b)do not assimilate or integrate with that society.

    c)move to alienate all other members of that society.

    d)begin treating the minorities of that foreign country like shit.

    e)do not fight in any significant way in any war unless it is against a weaker opponent.

    f)dont fight the Turks for your so-called homeland and let the Arabs fight, and then work in the shadows to steal land, and homes.

    g)Cry "terrorist" when people fight back.

  • @JudahLikesIceCcream Well, God does say that as long as a Jew doesn't practice his law he is no longer a Jew in Gods eyes until he returns to his commandments.

  • He isn't right about Conservative, it takes 1 to 2 years to convert through the Conservative movement. They follow Halachic conversion laws but he is right that the Conservative movement has recently allowed clergy to decide if they want to allow gay "commitment ceremonies" (not marriages), and the organization allows gay rabbis. This I personally dislike and is moving me toward Orthodox. The Court is called a beit din, conservative movement has one as well.

  • if that's right, why don't you move to Israel?

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