An Engineer's Guide to Cat Flatulence

[TheVanmechelen]

Love the UFO

[Merick42EtsyCom]

That was just silly, but kinda funny

[totalresearch4545]

7:15 of my life wasted, well 3:16 because it didn't get any better after that

[klusmanp]

@totalresearch4545 DANG!!! I made the video totally suck 'till 3:16 and then awesome from 3:17 'till the end!

[camsw4]

@klusmanp greeting from London. I really get a kick out of your videos. Anytime i feel a bit grumpy or moody I just watch one of these. Brilliant stuff please can we have more

[camsw4]

@totalresearch4545 quit whinging

[U235hexafluoridedude]

From one engineer to another, BRAVO!

[Blaqueheart666]

Love the big wheel bike in your period piece. Brings to my mind an homage to French & Saunders. Love the video all around.

[kabloozie]

My son can not only make farting noises under his arm and hands, but behind his knees.

Such a talented boy.

[pattersclan]

Why are men so obsessed with farts?? Just asking....

[Wallaroo21]

I think that you would really enjoy the book by Benjamin Franklin, "Fart Proudly"

[theEXdustry]

2:08 DAT PENNYFARTHING

[Nekoenjeru]

OMG... So funny XD I'm a catlover too. I happen to have 2 cats of my own. I love the UFO<3. Just curious, which cat was the alien, Oscar or Ginger?

[ChristineDaee1]

I WAS LIKE... "IM SOOO SUBSCRIBING!"

[ChristineDaee1]

1:05 IS FLIPPING HILARIOUS!!!

[ChristineDaee1]

i was laughing SO HARD!!!!

[amberhazel20]

I love your videos!! I just want to know how you trained your cats so well? They are so well behaved!

[SerenaTaliEllis]

I loved that you cast Zoe as the cow. That made my day. :) I love your videos! I could watch them all day!

[peluchofila]

That's cute guys!!!!

[Invisiblecommet]

I actualy FARTED dering this vid!!!



[jfdomega]

Like it .... Very funny!

[kaijakoira]

This is obviously fake. If a cat actually farted during the making of this video, NOBODY could have stayed in the room. Even my DOGS leave the room when the cat farts.

[kaijakoira]

If a cat actually does flatulate during filming, though, how do you keep your camera lens from fogging up? Do you use any special haze filters?

[ogthemaster]

Production is good and negrita so sweet :)) nice

[marchidani]

This is very funny!

[marchidani]

Love your videos, are great, funny and well edited. All are beautiful, men and cats!

[parodynerdz111]

Is it Ginger or Oscar who is in the UFO basket?

[parodynerdz111]

Paul this is my favorite video on all of you tube. I have commented on almost every single one of your videos. My cats enjoy watching the videos with me. I love every single cat alive even if I haven't met them. Cats are what keep me alive, without you and your videos, without cats my life would not have any real meaning. But thanks to you and your videos (and cats everywhere) I have joy every day (because I watch so many of the videos every day)!!!!!!!

[2mirrorcats2]

Why have I not seen seen this video before this late date? hmmm...I don't think it was listed in the YouTube updates. Possibly that's why it was not one of your most popular? I am responsible for passing all your vids along to my friends who are not YouTube watchers, and this will be promptly forwarded.

[crystal3241]

I love you guys! This is absolutely one of your funniest yet. I regularly post your videos on my Facebook group's page: The "I'm Married to the Smartest Man in the World" Club. We are your fans!!!! And since I'm a diehard cat lover and slave, I appreciate your devotion to the kitties..:D

[mags981]

This is sooooooooo funny!! Im sending this to all my male friends... female too, ( at least those girlfriends, who have been exposed to a prolonged male experience).

I love your humour!! You guys rock!! And special kudos to our animal ambassadors, Zooey, Ginger, and Oscar!! xo

[celestekitty]

I herd my cat fart

[TheRmrproductions]

WHERE CAN I GET THOSE FARTING PANTS THINGY? :D

[hyrulemusic]

I actually farted just as the lightning struck Ben Franklin's kite. :-P

[terabrat]

Benjamin Franklin did not discover electricity. He proved that lightening consists of electricity,

[terabrat]

Love your videos. Miss my cats.

[EarlyBirdie82]

Best video ever. You need more views!

[148Bryan1]

that is so cool :P

[SisterOfKarn]

Never mind 'Like', needs a 'Love' button. =)

Been a fan a long time. This is one of your best though.

[XxdementedDOLLXx]

Wow your cats let you do everything to them! They're so chill!

[spacequeen]

Simply genius. Again. :)

[Markzbach]

no offense but you sound like an adult butthead.(from beavis and butthead)

[FredDude27]

You should try to harvest the Cute from cats and turn it into a new energy source!

[lacholitarubia]

Y'all are hilarious!

[dinosaurkaden]

This was wonderful. I love you. Take my cats and make them stars. One-Eye is grumpy but you'll love her and she farts more than a pug who's eaten a can of beans.

[cranberryjade]

Cute!

[Cardboardangele]

..I must agree with my many other fans. Has TJ ever moonlighted to play RiffRaff?

[pmsbassplayer]

Totally awesome! The space ship and Cat Methane Containment Trousers were the icing on the cake. Not to mention the previsions for the back flow prevention device (BFPD). I have to say this was your best ever!

[Artzychris]

This is by far my favorite video from you! Of all the cat flatulence videos I've ever viewed, this one is definitely the best! Your research in cat gas is compelling & masterful, dare I say worthy of a (Gaseous Applied Science In Experimentation) award for excellence in Feline Flatulence technology and creativity? The GASIE. True Flatulent Genius!

[MsSassmaster10]

This is halariois! I love it love it!

[MsC1953]

One of your best EVER! Loved this! And, being a history buff, I especially appreciated the documentation heretofore not available. Ahem. Of course, I shared to my Facebook page so as to enlighten my "friends" and "family". I only regret not having been aware of this video much sooner. My bad. Now, I wish I could employ your techniques at harnessing flatulence from my dog, 2 cats, 3 parakeets and leopard gecko.(albeit small amounts from the latter few) to heat my apartment up hear in Maine!

[klusmanp]

@MsC1953 Glad you like it! This is my personal favorite of all my videos. Alas it is the least popular. Perhaps it is the controversial topic, who knows? Thanks for the comment. Made my day!

[mrsmudd2009]

That was one of the funniest cat fart videos i've ever seen. BRILLIANT!!!

[covishen]

Is Kansas really so boring that you have to study cat flatulence? *laughs*

[elinorvonzahm]

And Oscar sleeps in one of his cardboard deconstruction art projects, of course! Nighty-night, sweet kitties.  :)

[Hikingphotobug]

To really study animal flatulence you have to use a dog. An older dog...after it's gotten nice big meal of some new food. That is the litmus against which all aromatic studies should be conducted.

[kaijakoira]

@Hikingphotobug A Labrador Retriever would do nicely. (I still think the high speed fan mounted directly above the exhaust on Labradors is a serious design flaw.)

[Animechick933]

Ahh you guys are so creative! Super impressed and envious ;3 much nerd love to you guys and the kitties :D

[Animechick933]

Ahh!! You soo creative super nerd love for you guys and the kitties :3

[HowToBehaveInPublic]

Question: Was the Ben Franklin wig originally purchased as part of a Ben Franklin costume? To me it kind of looks like the wig you'de wear if you were going to the midnight movie to see Rocky Horror. Like Riff-Raff. Neat. Oh, and I like the penny-farthing bike. Are they hard to ride? (that's two questions, really)

[klusmanp]

@HowToBehaveInPublic Yup. The wig was part of a B Franklin costume. The penny-farthing bike is not hard to ride, just hard to start/stop.Go look for my video, "Sneak Preview: An Engineer's Guide to Cat Flatulence" where I demonstrate how to ride one of these. They are super fun to ride!

[lacruciverbiste]

I just literally LOL'ed at Zoey being a "high-volume producer." #nerdalert.

[TheDragonMachete]

i love the cat engineers hey i saw you on must love cats tv show! AWSOME GUYS!

[catsagas2]

BINGO on couples comfort level with trust/familiarity in a romantic relationship! Not only are you a gifted engineer but a wise sage!! Kudos!

[shoshiplatypus]

Your kitties live such interesting lives.

[LunaVorax]

Hi Paul!

I've been watching all of your videos since "An Engineer's Guide to Cats".

You always makes me laugh, it's always such a pleasure to watch them.

You obviously worked very hard on that one. The result is so perfect.

Greetings from a french computer science student!

[KittenyKat]

You guys are nutballs xD

[greenpeach20]

That cave man drawing was ingenious!

[XrukiaXsayaX]

what the shit was that?

[CitrusFruit]

Looks like you put a lot of work into this. Good job!

[greenpeach20]

On another note, how in the world did you get that huge bike in your house?

[LittleDebbie11]

Holy crap this must have taken ages to make!

[Kipicus]

When you guys do the fart powered concert and cut to the scene with the audience of four? The woman in the pink shirt, (I'mma guess and say she's Liberty? I accept that I may be wrong.) She looks like she's really forcing her self to look entertained in her short cameo. Like, you cut to the audience and she suddenly takes a deep breathe and smiles lazily. Did you force her to be in your video? She could have been at home watching Law & Order! You know not everyone has a DVR! xD

[2faatcaats]

@Kipicus

I don't know what's funnier, this video or the great comments ~:)

[klusmanp]

@Kipicus Wow glad you noticed that little detail! She was having a hard time forcing a smile after so many takes. I originally wanted all of the audience to be smiling (well, besides Oscar, who is looking on with his curious kitty look). When I saw this later take with Liberty not really smiling that much I thought it was funny to represent someone in the audience who wasn't really sure about the flatulence performance so I used that take. She volunteered to be in the video, of course!

[Kipicus]

@klusmanp Lol, well she certainly did a great job at looking bemused! She needs an Oscar for her performance... oh wait. ;D

[danagirl23]

why doesn't TJ ever speak ???

[AlaskaBoyAlex]

Pumpkin pie became tradition because of farts?!??!?!?! YES!

[thunderwoman]

Leslie Nielsen would approve this.

[teceyS3]

Epic :)))

[warriorsrock123]

How the heck do you get all your cats to sit still for so long! my cats cant even be in the same room together with out fighting.

[Kaizykat]

Your cats must think you're a gas.

[cocogrrl]

Too funny! Almost reminds me a little of that old Animaniacs episode with the burping. 

[MissMiz02]

This makes me proud to be an engineer XD

[NSArachnoSniper]

Haha, when the "cow" farted, when he cocked his head, I DIED of laughter.

[setuzu]

This is hilarious..HAHAHAHA..



[MoarNoir]

I don't know whether to like or dislike this, lol! You clearly have too much time on your hands! Keep up the good work! :D

[opal1920able]

Awesome video. I wonder if one could get arrested, for letting out a really loud one in a public place, for disturbing the peace.

[vordai]

Pure geniousness, this video! xD

And man, it must've been hard to get your cats to stay still next to each other for that one shot O_O I wouldn't even dream of trying that with my kitties...

[Snoot501]

UFO cat = the best!

[wannabekira]

Too funny! I don't know how you guys keep a straight face, nor how you get the cats to cooperate! Kitty Prozac, anyone?

[Copperbat]

Adorable. Took a little while to get going but spectacular fx at the end!

[glamourchick21]

Congratulations, gentlemen! You have managed to make fart jokes funny again! :)

[AdultZ0nlEE]

You two are the Penn and Teller of engineers.

[2short2care]

I think someone has way to much time on their hands. lol

[kibaXxXhinata]

I loved it. But I also lol'd at getting all the other guys involved as well, haha. Hope they love the outcome just as much everyone else ^^

[Reike4chan]

how did you get the three to sit next to each other for that one shot? that seems kinda hard xD

[klusmanp]

@Reike4chan It is!

[SASunDog]

Nice wingtip vortices on the pteranodon!

[dejamester]

I think the best parts of your videos are when you're being hyper-technical about something - anything - in the service of science. The history part is pretty good, but the video really picks up around 4:26 when you introduce all the machinery to take advantage of this wondrous energy source. Keep it up ;)

[darcykul]

The best part was the extremely graceful exit onto the moon from the space shuttle. That was classic! LOL (Also love the mandatory Rubik's cube on the bedside table ;)

[OBCBW]

I think Oscar is my favorite.

[emiliert]

I love it! its halarious!

[ankex]

Hahaha - I love it!!!

[SmartSmartass]

Look out, Comic-Con 2012!

[TwentyCarlo]

My computer froze for just a little bit, I had a still shot of the cat's face at 4:25 = freakin' hilarious!!!

[TheTmayder]

OMG, the props you guys put together!! Nothing going on at the Engineering Office eh? LOL... Best to keep busy. I love the cat demo's!

[glyphhunter]

I liked the "noms" during Thanksgiving dessert!

[Hieran1436]

Heh ... I'm not usually a big fan of fart jokes, but I still giggled my way through this. Love the details -- like the "Earth" (globe) up in the corner of the room during the Moon scene. Bravo!

[gasplut]

one of the voices makes me think of beavis and butthead ....

Nicely done btw:)

[RossiniSoprano]

Paul, what's the music near the end, the little waltz?

[klusmanp]

@RossiniSoprano See video info. I just updated with music info for you!

[Zofmui]

Always excellent! Needs to be viral.

[tamakitono]

TJ Y U NO SPEAK

[xxAlchemistressxx]

That lizard monster...! I nearly died laughing!

[sweetberry07]

Once again, you,TJ and your kitties made me throw my head back in laughter! <3

[lemniscate47]

Outstanding!!



[pixilily]

lol this made me remember the time my cat farted in my sleeping partners mouth :D

[melhope]

I'm always amazed at how patient your cats are. They seem perfectly happy to let you dress them up. At my house, that would probably result in a trip to the ER.

Also, what would happen if an astronaut farted in his or her spacesuit?

[ThetisKipp]

no way! where did you get that bicycle??!?!

[hanktwofan]

Ok. What kind of drugs are you on and where can I buy some? :)

[carlower1]

Can you make one of the methane converters for dogs? I have a high producer that could help power the whole state of Kansas for the next decade!

[Rayningstorms]

I watched this with my cat Gypsy on my lap...too cute!

[RhonwenBear]

Pssh, you engineer's have way too much time on your hands. You should try geology and work on Strat columns.

[goslingbiz]

I've always enjoyed your videos. But this one has me thinking you two seriously need to find yourself some girlfriends. SOON.

[ember2373]

I think I had that same "Mechanics of Materials" textbook in college!

[n0c4bl3]

I laughed so hard I cried.

[Zizrastaen]

...I love you guys. So much.

[fuckthediet]

Nice to see Reginald the rescue cat all settled and happy!

[addy93]

the smile at 4:15 LOVE IT <3

[jariyan]

@klusmanp Yup, I did.

But I don't find fart humour funny - and I'm a middle-aged female cat minion. Looking forward to yor next kitty movie.

[Britchan]

29 people have the inability to pass gas.

[KathyBentley]

I liked the saber-toothed tiger pounce and the bedtime stories at the end with the kitty nightlight! That was cute! I didn't like the "Valley Girl" talk with the pilgrims too much though...ha ha! I liked the UFO spotting and the space suit!

=^o.o^=

[klpso]

I want fart pants for my cats! Who needs fossil fuel when we can run the world on kittie poots. You guys are the funniest engineers I know. And no - you aren't the only ones I know, either! Keep the videos coming. Now excuse me, but I have to go to the store and stock up on Tomahawk Tuna. : - )p

[JessicaPersonalChef]

I loved it!!! Bravo! My son, Denver loved it as well. lol Sock Puppet!!!!

[jariyan]

Sorry, but this was not funny. Cute kitties... but otherwise I guess you'd better be male and (mentally) a teen to appreciate this.

I stick to the old kitty movies.

[Dukefazon]

Not that's the only thing that good about this video but I like the asian girls, especially the one on the left at 6:18. Great vid, love you guys!

[terriatca1]

OMG! That was your best video yet. Please keep them coming.

[JG4075]

My favorite was the nightlight. Great job, as always, guys. I only wish my mother-in-law was here to see it!!!

[ThePhoenixbitch]

Brilliant boys :)

[MyPaperBleedsInk]

Plymouth pop... haha... awesome.

[maat369]

This did not show up in my sub box. D:

[Broadsword255]

Since my accident I've watched this numerous times and I laugh each time*****

It's cheered me up so much

[thewomandirector]

Another great video, Paul! Well done all!

[ktatis]

Hey for your next video I'd love to see An Engineer's Guide to Cat Hair! Seriously, if we're talking renewable resources & alternative energy? I've only got two cats but I would guess with your crew you might be able to light up a small town.

[TheToeBrand]

guy humor.. kind of corny

[lmbarak]

One of your best videos ever. Thanks guys!!

[poenadare]

Neil Armstrong's correct quote was "That's one small step for *pbbt* man, one giant leap for mankind." Back in '69 people were too embarrassed to talk about it,

[yanndick]

Excellent !

[applecounty]

So Spain discovered America eh? Franklin was your first ambassador in London. Good video.

[klusmanp]

@applecounty Perhaps the most glaring inaccuracy in this video is the representation of humans with dinosaurs. For that scene I claim Flinstonian literary license.

[applecounty]

@klusmanpI did notice. However, with due deference to those of a creational religious persuasion, I thought it wise to keep my thoughts to myself.

[moonbeamchaos]

i love the wing turbulence on the pterodactyl--aero engineers at work!

[SASunDog]

@moonbeamchaos I think that was a representation of fart vortices. If you had struck a flint quickly behind the passing Pterodactyl, you might have gotten a nice fiery pair of fart tornadoes.

[klusmanp]

@moonbeamchaos YES!!!! Thanks for noticing!

[TheJLC1990]

These guys have way too much time on their hands.

[oblonghas]

I was laughing so hard at the cat trouser part.

[sandruki]

I've got 12 cats at home now (9 of them waiting for adoption) and I can't imagine them being so quiet and relaxed. They are playing or jumping over me most of the time or breaking something... I remember when there were only 4. I hope they find a new home soon

[jwilson07]

Queen of Spain's cat has one angry tail there...i blame the hat its forced to wear.

[schnitzie13]

Ur in mah kitteh's colon, fixin teh economeez! Hooraaayz!

[michita2006]

LOL Great and funny video. Your cats Oscar, Zoey and Ginger are cute. Thank you for sharing. Mary and Michita the cat.

[Blueopal1982]

You should read Walter the Farting Dog to the cats.

[trixie898989]

love you guys. very very trippy. wish my engineer hubby was as entertaining. LOL

[roxy72]

Oh my...your kitties put up with so much! :P

[AshtonShikenTaaka]

i see a new video addition and get this? i am dissapoint.

[jimszarkowicz]

Funny as hell! Best one yet!

[OMGL0LROFL]

Best one u made yet!

[NonnyMus1]

LOVE the Reginald cameo!