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  • You don't want to piss off someone who is holding a gun.

  • looks exactly like Jessie Eisenburg

    

  • check out GREEK Presidential Guard and then we talk about ''moving'' or ''blinking'' or the way of standing...Greetings from GREECE..

  • Yeah, no kidding his eyes are moving, he's called a guard for a reason.

  • No one has to respect anyone's culture or religion.

    Get a sense of humor.

  • Uhhhhg why is it one American is disrespectful all of us other Americans have to get treated bad?

  • @ThatOneKid41 Though I'm not American, I agree with you. Since ignorance and stupidity are universal and there's not such a thing as a moron-free country in this world, it's not wise to make generalizations. Nobody represents his/her country, but just him/herself. Have a nice day.

  • @ThatOneKid41 - Simply because it's not just one American. If you watch the several videos here on YouTube you see that it were Americans every freaking time. Americans don't seem to respect other countries, only their own. Americans are always full with respect for their flag, for their homeland, for their army but seem to behave like poor mannered GUESTS when they're overseas. Every time again it's an American and I can imagine so well that people start to develop a deep hatred for you.

  • he probably saw titties.

  • Your title is wrong " Czech guard at president's palace never moves " If you show me a guard that NEVER moves, I will kiss your ass

  • Now that's dedication!

  • he is dead

  • "just seen 'em move... heh heh"

    congratulations idiot

  • any one besides me want to just walk up and poke his face just to see what he would do

    (i am not beind disrespectfull i am just saying )

  • id hit that shit... he seeeexy

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  • That is an elite soldier, he is treated badly by tourists!

  • je to taky jenom clovek .... a takovy kreteni jako sou cizinci dokazou otravit celej den ... meli by jim dovolit prastit je pazbou kdyz se k nim problizujou a ctou nejakou ceskou vetu jako naschval ... tech videii je tu dost tohle tocil aspon trochu normlani clovek

  • Damn, I thought he was a mannequin!

  • I want to use this oportunity to say hello to one Czech guard I took picture with, 2 years ago on my New Year trip! I know I will never see you again and that you won't read this, but still... :)

  • is some gal stripping out there? why is he even not blinking..

  • is that a statue ?

  • poker face :D

  • poker face :D

  • the hottest guys from Prague are those guards. true story

  • @vecerniseleksn i beg to differ... the hottest guys from prague are those from Bel Ami

  • Jak to dělá...to bych nevydržel!

  • And actually the person who said he looks like he is wearing jeans.... I think you are maybe correct!

  • I have had some positive and some negative to my texts. All actually have been clever and within reason polite. But I think we all agree that the tourist was just pushing his luck. Whether this is read by (excuse the EU phrase) 'Yanks' or (excuse the US phrase) 'Brits' God bless you all!!!!!

  • I really wish they would make a rule where guards from foreign militaries are obligated to butt stroke stupid American tourists. I'm American, im in the Army, and people like this are fucking embarrassing. I would probably pay money to see a member of the British Queen's Guard give some stupid American college student a smack with their weapon when they are being mocked

  • @BigChiefMike Well said that man.My American cousin said something very similar.I shudder to imagine what that soldier was thinking at that moment.Something along the lines of utter contempt would be my best guess.

  • F@:@ you you stupid US idiots, how dare you come to Europe and make fun of our elite soldiers. I actually wish he had broken rank and shot you. Keep yourselves in your own insular country, your soldiers are great at starting pointless wars, ours our great at defending our presidents and keeping dignity.

  • @richardjamesmarcus alright let's get this straight, you want him shot just because he want's to see him move. I'm sure if you came over to America you would want to see some fat Americans move too

  • @richardjamesmarcus come on stop with that stereotype bullshit... Czech turists act like bunch of dumbshits everywhere they go... it's not just americans... and it's not soldiers who are starting wars if you didn't know, it's government just so you know... And Czech soldiers also participate in some of those pointless wars... We should sweep infront of our own threshold before we start bashing other nations...

  • @richardjamesmarcus No need to be an insensitive asshole. Americans aren't all like this, and a LOT of people who respect those guards Americans. Just because we do that doesn't mean we are being dis respectful, some people go too far, but you can't go around making your country look stupid.

  • he is going on my list of people not ot fuck with

  • did i just see jeans?

  • @human417 we saw them there in the Castle, they wear grey pants, not jeans :)

  • ide hate to get into a staring contest with him

    

  • I hate tourists from my country.

  • @iLikeGuns88 i second that

  • @BigChiefMike Ha thanks. Glad to know there's some respectful people.

  • Wow. He's absolutely gorgeous.

  • beauty hat 

  • Cute as fuck, no homo.

  • another stupid tourist in prague...

  • try entering in a blinking contest with this guy I dare you :)

  • Did he died?

  • He's maybe made of wax...

  • cute

  • wtf he moved

  • He's ridiculously handsome..

  • @nugg3ttoprock Lucky old him,eh?

  • his eyes move a tiny bit

  • that guard stole your bitch!

  • Ooohh hes a cutie

  • Thats a handsome young man.

  • I'm not gay, but he's so good looking, I'D fuck him.....

  • @imperator332 Then that means your gay then.

  • To the douchebag who sits there watching these guys trying to get them to fuck up, you put on the uniform and actually stand there and do that for 2, 3, 4 hours or more. You are a guard, by the way, so you can't just be useless and stand and not watch for threats or bullshit or people trying to kill you to get to the President or Queen or King...

  • whats the point of this guy's job if he can't move to stand there and look pretty?

  • @tipsy3T not true.he can hit the ground by his rifle to say ,,go out man´´ if he does it 3 times  he call police or other guards to send u out or better pay a fine.for example if u ridicule this guard.

  • Quant'è bono! :D

  • I really respect these guys but these guys freak me out. You shouldn't fuck with them.

  • oh dont you love the xenophobic american man standing close to this proud czech european guard. the american man just wondering endlessly, recking his brain desperately... what can he make out of it? it doesnt fit his hollywood fed paradigms..... there rest nothing but to 'hihi' like a little girl.. 'i see him move' well good for you you stupid yank.

  • @sebaz1982 typical Dutchmen douche bag, are you just generalizing and being jealous? Not every American man is like that.... enjoy your shit weather and overall miserable existence

  • @bd576 'typical dutchmen douche bag'? oh u got to clarify that! haha come on, i would love to hear that one. Though, im affraid you cant even point The Netherlands on a world map, no sarcasm there. 'not every american is like that' .. buuhuu dont cry, of course there are exceptions... but the majority? just like u. 'enjoy the shit weather'? I will amigo, I love the cold fresh Dutch breeze. within 1 month im back at my other place in SE-Asia, hot and humid. So yeah, you xenophobic moron.get wise.

  • @sebaz1982 you don't have to explain to me why your life isn't shit I believe you bro... just stop yelling so loudly to prove your point. And about the map joke... thats pretty funny because nobody uses them unless your a fucking pirate circumnavigating the god dam ocean... do cell phones exist in the Netherlands?

  • @bd576 ssssht your wasting bandwith. go play with your facebook profile or ipod or sumtin just get the fuck out fattie

  • @SchnellM3 or a manaquin.

    Seriously though this guy is doing pretty good at his job.

  • And we Czechs make the same things when we're in England :D

  • He'll make it as a model no doubt.

  • Some traditions and formalities are weird.

  • As soon as he gets off the guard duty hes hitting the head (bathroom) ;)

  • He looks very young and gay.

  • ewww reminds me of the house of wax

  • He really should play poker offline with such a fantastic pokerface

  • ZUBR!

  • he's doing a great job guarding that Christmas tree 

  • Not only is he handsome! he portrays great restraint and dignity.

  • of course he's gonna look around, he doesn't get paid to meditate

  • he's on the naughty board

  • thats an awesome hat :D

  • ... I'm picking up no signs of life, captain.

  • he looks like he's 15

  • i would never move 2 if i get lots of money for it..

  • He's hot.

  • @Kidzilla99

    Ur mums hot...and shes fat.

    

  • Anything drago hits... he destroys

  • its a doll!

  • just let the poor guy do his duty

    

  • @nick21sammy on the ground

  • @ontariouser625 La connerie est probablement le pire crime contre l'Humanité... A vous lire, vous êtes certainement le pire criminel de la planète...

  • Wait..what if he has to shit?

  • @theshadowpkr wrong, he never has to shit.

  • Is it a crime if i put my lips on his ????

  • He is an Yves Saint Laurent model !!!

    I saw him at the fashion week Paris !!

  • Why do dumb Americans feel the need to take pictures with people that aren't moving? It's like.. Hey! that guy isn't moving! I better take a picture with him before he moves!

  • Little do you know but he's having a staring contest with a hobo behind the camera.

  • he looks like an abercrombie model ;)

  • hottie

  • do they have nothin better to do

  • Stupid tourists LOL

  • He's allowed to blink and move his eyes. Otherwise he wouldn't be guarding anything if he can't even see what's going on.

  • Looks badass!

  • He looks like a manikin. Haha.

  • i wonder what kinda pills he got in his system

  • Sure there is no purpose but damn.

  • That must be a very boring job and also it must hurt your feet and legs. I bet it can produce circulation problems to stand all day long there without moving...

  • his skin is kinda weird because of the not-moving

  • Is he a statue?

  • Respect to him.

  • i shall gaurd this tree with my life.....

  • staring contest

    

  • I think the guy called in sick and got a mannequin

  • for a second i thought he was a manniquin

  • Handsome? The guy should have gold wings on his back!

  • HE SAW SOME PUSSY

    THAT'S WHY HIS EYES MOVED

  • he looks stonedo

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  • Disrespect calling the guard a "dude". You father shold cry for not teaching you about respect!

  • I hate people (mostly American, sorry) doing this. But I have to admit I played a game with my friends - who can make a guard laugh or smile at least. We did nothing offensive, just take photoes with him and telling him jokes. I have to say he was really professional. His only move was a wink and an effort to don't smile/laugh when I told him that he is really handsome. It had to be funny, I was about twelve.

    (I'm sorry for my English, too tired to think about it.)

  • I thought it was a mannequin until his eyes started to wander lol...

  • He's handsome .... he got nice lips

  • nice lips for a guy

  • Wow, he never blinks his eyes.

  • Americans are so fucking retarded. annoying xenophobic fools. 'come on dude yeah i see him move haha' yeah? you think thats funny? i got something funny for you: 14,000,000,000 +

  • Damn We are Czech we are Strong ! :D

  • @390speed And gorgeous too~ ^////^ Guys here in Brazil are rather ugly for my tastes. XD

  • What is the purpose of this dumb video? Let the guard do his job.

  • @smimot the point is...he never moves, dipshit....see title above

  • what nationality is he? german or russian?

  • Stop dissing us Americans. It's fucking annoying. It's like black jokes; you can't make them unless you are black.

  • @griffinathlete why is it always americans making fun of guards in europe?. its totally out of order, disrespectful, and if i was ameriacan , would want to die of shame. I dont see the same americans doing the same at the Tomb of the Unknowns in Washington DC. why the double standards, you would not get a european behaving so disrepectivley in the us. what gives?

  • @gramule that just shows ur ignorance and not all americans do that... i don't and the majority don't do that. The only reason you think americans all do this is cause that's what you see in ur youtube videos... because of course no one would upload a link where every one is being respectful. and since you seemed to be consumed with dissing americans, keep looking thru videos of ppl fucking with guards, because i've seen a good 5 or 6 in Arlington, VA at the tomb.

  • @griffinathlete i am just observant, and am merely making the point that americans think its clever to behave like this, video it, and post it. I am not at all saying that all ameicans do it, but there are hundreds of videos posted by americans,. a fellow american has posted this... 'My American cousin said he nearly died of shame when he saw and heard this ;I can understand why' johnloveschris1954.... hope this helps you understand my stance, please don't shoot the messanger.

  • @gramule Actually I'm British;I was quoting my American cousin from St.Louis about what he thought about the immature morons making fools and idiots of themselves.Plus,I agree with you,so no shots will be fired.

  • @johnloveschris1954x many thanks!

  • @gramule America is a mixed bag of cultural values. It's the size of multiple countries combined. Expect to see some idiots (and hopefully some smart people) in foreign countries. Might just be location; dumb people pick different vacation spots?

  • @loopofpoop many thanks for that, understood. i was in no way suggesting that all americans behave in this way cretinous, it's just that those of whom so do, do not exactly act as positive ambassdors of the usa.

  • @gramule It's always the ill - read, uneducated minority who have no idea how to behave that let the majority down.It's hardly any wonder that many Europeans who live in cultures half as old as time dread the sound of an American accent approaching.

  • @johnloveschris1954x I couldn't agree more, and it is the minority, thank god.

  • @griffinathlete Europeans are just cowards. They go after a target they know won't fight back. Let's see them go after Muslims or Socialists.

  • @Supermassively Americans are just assholes. They royaly think they're "allowed" to do war anywhere in the world, pretending they're the nation "foundator of peace". Let's see why they do war? More like economical & political business, I suppose? :3

  • @Madmachine73 Oh, shut the fuck up, hippie. Nobody cares about your whiny bullshit. You faggots in Belgium would have been crushed by the Nazis if we had "kept our nose out of wars around the world". Your king agreed with your cowardly nonsense and just gave up, just like you would if someone threatened you today. We shouldn't have even bothered liberating your little Eurotrash shithole.

    You're welcome.

  • @Supermassively Bro, if it weren't for the Soviets, we would have never 'liberated' Belgium. By opening up two or three fronts, we separated the German troops into three. In the Battle of the Bulge, over half the troops were European. We had barely enough troops to fight the Germans on the western front.

  • @Supermassively And you really think someone care about your complaints concerning Europe either?

    -My king, my nations history, our politics is none of my concern. You can curse on my Motherland: the greatness of every country doesn't lie in it's military accomplishement, it's by the folk.

    What you male Americans only see, is war achievements. I wonder if you're not all brainwashed & reset to 1941.

    Thanks to for entertaining medear, I was getting bored no douche bags like you were responding.

  • @Madmachine73 Try not to generalize all Americans. Many happen to be totally opposed to war, including myself, and Presidential candidate Ron Paul. I'd like to see an end to the wars, and complete non-interventionism.

  • @griffinathlete believe that if you like ... I think the problem is that many tourists are from the USA, where multi-culture rules, many Americans (not the majority) tend not to respect nations that are steeped in their culture and history and have been for over a thousand years. Most Americans are respectful, I believe and I think - coming from the UK - that many Brits let us down, but not normally by disrespect such as ridiculing a guardsman; that indicates coming from a dysfunctional family.

  • #1 This is extremely disrespectful, but we Americans(Or at least those of us with little intelliigance) do this to guards of every country of our own. Such a shame. #2 Are they really supposed to not blink? That is amazing!

  • He's my hero for unduring that. I would've shot their asses.

  • @xxxanimepopxxx You're not the only one.

  • it so disrespectful..............sha­me. that guy did his job perfectly and then he has such provocative assholes to try to ruin it.............they were only trying to embarrass him.........

  • he doesn't blink..

  • what was he doing to be rude? he dident interact with the guy, just watched him for minute...

  • @thehazord How would you feel if someone was constantly staring at you and laughing, and you were forbidden to say anything about it? Even not saying anything, just looking at you constantly, and not just one person, this happens during their entire shift, every day.

  • @xxxanimepopxxx your just paranoid, i wouldent care at all

  • @thehazord Of course, I can't expect you to answer correctly, seeing as you've never been in that situation. Carry on.

  • @xxxanimepopxxx you names animepop shut up.

  • Sadly the Americans that can afford to be tourists in Europe and go on all sorts of trips ARE the self righteous rich snoody ones.... thats a broad generalization as an American myself I can say not everyone is a dickhead. its the ones you dont notice because they are the ones that know their place in a foreign country and are respectful of that.

  • @gjn00100 i disagree. just because someone has enough money to go to another country doesnt make you rich and snoody. these were just some young people trying to have a good time and making trouble while doing it. anyone in the world can behave this way not just americans.

  • What a badass. We American's should be ashamed of ourselves, to even think of mocking these guys.

  • Disrespectful bastard!

  • If he ever gets tired of standing there, he could be a model.