Master Chief Theater 3000: Episode 206 (Halo Machinima)

[GhostPlanetFilms]

81 people need booster seats.

[4HALOLEGEND]

it looked like he was farting under water LOLCANO

[drewgreen9500]

206?

WTF

[antony90963]

81 ppl suk

[ianjm00]

LOL someone neeeds a booster seat

[TransformersFan34869]

man, the Arbiter does NOT like Miranda Keyes.

[esp1996]

These are some of the best commentary vids i have ever seen no joke

[rfgggg]

ya know the chief seems strangely ok with this...maybe hes secretly Japanese...or maybe hes secretly a Japaneses school girl i dunno

[timkoen]

whaha awsem

[xXxTheNobodyxXx]

theyre so sexist xD

but theyre still funny.

[killer1055]

ahhhhhh i though this was a porta-potty! lmfao

[TheJakeTowers]

at 1:51 did anyone notice that the continent directly below the pod is an exact replica of africa? i guess bungie had no creativity in that little part of the game

[Dkmasteris]

eah it looks like it but t isn't ...

[CuteGurlZoey]

"We're fine" Wuck tshhh

"Cortana what exactly am I looking at?" Thats a windshield

By the way have you seen my eylids by any chance.

[transformersloverjon]

that last line in the vid made me

LMFAO from personal experiences BCD

[arbiter4353]

cortana what am i looking at? a windshield keyes a windshield

[chocoletFIRE]

HARDY BOYS!!!

[K7creationsTV]

"space just took a uge crap..." just awesome!

[frozenhell98]

GOD BLESS AMERRICA LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DivaSara]

1:27

LMFAO XD XD XD

[Vinx210]

Man they should've put a drop pod scene in H3. Actually they should've put a lot more scenes in there. I mean H3 is great but H2 was just more exciting. Only like 4 cut scense were actually good in H3. I always like the O.D.S.T. Thats why I'm gona love this upcoming game.

[ninjamonkeys9192]

Ya in the level "the ark and the covedant" in halo 3 instead of coming in on pelicans they could of had a nice drop scene

[Vinx210]

Ye they could've but it wouldn't have been very strategic since they were planning a surprise attack and the frigates were already in combat with the covanent vessales. But the covenant I think they could've worked it good. That would've been so awsome to do that instead of having your pelican blown up...Twice..

[arbiter2004]

Is it just me, or does The Arbiter sound like Kevin Smith?

[2godly09]

'AH!! i will purposley miss you for no reason"!!!!!!

[voucherducket]

lol at 2:06 is that grunts head on fire lol

[yoyoyodoodoo]

ok 2 knocks for straight 1 for gay ( 1 knock) I knew it!

[kavverr]

hold like this

[malv8]

pause at 2:36 and look at the rocket launcher

[getoverhere23]

attention, held like this.

[toxic996]

HOLY SHIIIIT MANY EPISODES! O_0

[weairdguy]

no only like 30

[irish77777man]

what exactly am i looking at?.... thats a windshield lol

[egypt1890]

Did the chief just call himself a japanese school girl? Lolz!@!@!@!@!@!@

[Whatyousay12]

*rocky theme song*

CANNONBALL!!!

[coolman4lyfe]

hardy boys lol

[englandfan118]

did that spase ship throw him of or is chief just an emo,

lol emo-chief

[helljumpr5150]

XDXD space just took huuuge crap XDXD

[brox911]

ogodithoughtthiswasaporta-pott­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

[macuser725]

By the way, have you seen my eyelids?

[Rave7557]

XD XD XD XD

[StaticActs]

ha,ha,funny

[Kw1q51lv3r]

"two knocks for straight, one knock for gay. heh, i knew it." LOL

[Skull97]

Maybe he's secretly a Japanese school girl, lol XD

[bl00disblue]

i think the best was the porta poty lol

[gibsondoubleneck]

kortana what exactly am i looking at?

a windshield

XD

somebody needs a booster seat..

XD

ahhh i thought this was a porta potyyyyy

ahhh its everyhere!!!!!!!!!!

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

hahahahahahahahahahah

i cant breath!!!!XDXDXD

[Poweroveryou]

I thought Halo was some sort of super weapon.

Or like an ankle bracelet or something from Macy's

XD

[lilolliebooboo]

i knew they were gonna say cannonball

[hadespower100]

''that's another halo'' WHAT? NOH! lol 5/5

[RoflWorld]

thought this was a porter pottyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[adamanddustinh]

"and then we did it, but i had no idea she was a grunt" funniest part!

[SnipZYoDownz]

so true about the japanese school girl hentai

[ladicius777]

maybe he's Japanese or a Japanese school girl......HA! THATS GREAT!

[potentiallyexplosive]

thats a windshield...

[TheGrayWo1f]

"AAA! I thought this was a porter potieee!"

[sonicboy211]

"cortana, what exactly am i looking at?"

"thats a windshield"

[mrblue102]

"by the way have you seen my eyelids?" XD favorite part

[austinareasshole]

"HAHA

i will purposly miss you for some reason!"

LMAO

[tarpys]

2 knocks for straight 1 knock for gay .. I KNEW IT XD lmao

[goldbullet1]

XD what excatly am i looking at? that would be a windsheild

[lonestarN95]

idk if anyine else has noticed but there is a glitch on a cutscene on that level at 2:34

where you can see another spartan's foot

[MadGarlic5]

WTF are you talking about?

[lalscool123]

DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA  xD

[xy274]

funny 2 lonly gay gays watching halo. hah

[forganater]

i know right

[Ukurse]

?

That doesn't make any sense.

[Lightercutt]

Secretly a japanese school girl ROFL!

Fav part is when he turns off Cortana and he's like

"Wish I could do that to all women"

[ninjaspirit7]

C:"that's another Halo"

M.c. and A.: noooo :O

[1912breda]

energetic fun smart and loves this video

comment me back bJ

[xzibon23]

fucking jonson looks like a black chinese person

[duraine22]

more hentai refrenses gay!!!!

[caller347]

4:38 hentai lol

[HippoInTheShoe]

i thought this was a porta potty!!!

[4thSennin]

Macy's XD XD XD

[jazzthriller]

two knocks for straight one knock for gay...*knock* Ah! i knew it...lol XD

[Chizoman543]

"maybe hes japanese? or secretly a japanese school girl?"

ROFL

[devastation79]

when cortana turned to the chief they should of said "side boob"

[ChoochProductions]

Duh Burger King! Where else would he get a sweet crown like that?! lol

[DIGITAFEAR2057]

ha ha i'l porpesly miss you for some reason

[DIGITAFEAR2057]

dah burger king else where he got that sweet crown

[noobtrocitylol]

space just took a giant crap

[noobtrocitylol]

space just took a huge crap

[eyeofoblivion]

Where else do people get crowns?

[Vicks007kid]

"What exactly am i looking at?"

"that is a windshild." LOL!

[AssaultxBattlion]

I LOL'd at that as well haha

[mojoflowboy]

the code is two knocks for straight one knock for gay one knock i knew it.

[Eaglestrike117]

wtf i dont get the last comment. (Japanese schoolgirl) is it supposed to be a reference to sushi?

[redchaos10]

ummmm.... Most Tetacle Hentai is with Japanese Schoolgirls so yeahh....

[jawshwaa]

some one was playing on legendary...........who's a good machinima

[tinybear1008]

"wow space just took a huge crap" great way of starting,

"What exactly am i looking at?"

"thats a wind shield" ROFL XD

[MajorT3RM1NAT0R]

LOLZ A WINDSHIELD?

[24sizehoofupyourass]

I though halo waz some super weapon (Girl voice) or an ankle braclet or something from macy's hahahhaha nice

[shadowzcurse]

look at the grunt during the drop scene, its playing with fire!!!

[vo117man]

"Cortana, what exactly am I looking at?"

"That's a windshield."

XD lol

[wolf1893]

at t+4:14 you should of played the indiana jones music....

[singasongof60pence]

oh my space just took a hugh crap!

[mattz456]

machinima and pyro you spelt theater wrong is supposed to be theatre i was just listening to this by head phones and watching shrek the 3rd and i saw theatre so yeah machinima and pyro have bad gramar

[Fralohalo]

i smell a retard

[thelegendofbob]

Oh no! Bad "gramar"!

[resistance189]

"duh burger king where else would he get the sweet crown?" that made lol so hard

[mattz456]

i want halo combat evolved! especialy the bit at 2 betrayals when the oracle starts saying if it were my choice blah blah blah lol

[DarthSpartan195]

i bet master chief at 0:59 was like

"WTF?! NOT AGAIN!"

[chaosman921]

code is 2 knocks for straight 1 knock for gay ha i knew it

[UberNoobMatthew]

someone needs a booster seat.haha i will purposely miss you for some reason.lol

[eliasrules2]

whats the name of the song or beat at the end

someone plz tell me

[darkcrisdavid]

This and the other videos are funny ***** 5 star on everyone

[hkill09]

lol

cortana, what am i looking at?

thats a windshield

[chaosman921]

hahahahaha

[VulcanXL]

Duh, Burger King, where else would he get that sweet ass crown. Lol

[Randomail34]

♠♠♠♠♠ 5 star! (lol sorry i used spades and not stars, i dunno how to type stars)

[mattz456]

hold shift(the button with an arrow on it) and press 8

[Randomail34]

...ok? it didnt do notn

[colt45skeeter]

i hate how people steal my idea

[Only1337here]

this really isnt that funny....

[luijie911]

masterchief and arbitter was blooking my view, + they wer talking during the movie, how rude

[SlayerGamer1]

lol

[durge666]

the Master Chief is really a Japanese schoolgirl........wow.........­.THAT IS SO AWESOME!!!! hehe tentacles lol

[artc27]

What exactly am I looking at?

That's a windshield.

[whitestripes81]

lots of ppl think this isnt funny but i think its funny i hate capn keys they make fun of her lol

[xguineapigx]

i thought it was a weapon or an ankle bracelet or something from macy's

[PrepareToDrop]

PyroSmile, I hate to burst your bubble, but your series is slacking. Enough with the Miranda jokes, seriously they are getting old.

[maidenfan77]

and the award for lamest jokes ever goes to!:

drum roll.........

THIS VIDEO!

CONGRADULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[twistedsk8]

I liked it :)

[9cloudersprofile]

Awsome.

[walmartfucker]

There was only like a few funny comments, the rest of it sucked. I was excited when I saw it was a Mystery Science Theater spoof, but overall, I'm disappointed. They didn't do much justice to Mike Nelson and his robot pals.

[k4nnun]

i didnt even have to watch the video... comments explained everything... then i watched the video...

please never do a spoof like this again... epic fail.

[aheil4250]

Very gay. The gayest thing i ever saw

[tonyhawk980]

thats not funny at all these videos suck

[itsmekye]

machinima is pathetic, never replies, never has its own video well maybe few like: the arbie n chief, but that is so silly grown boys playing with action figures, seriously pathetic! and yet many people adore this channel what has the world come to?

[DASPEN666Devil]

Grab this on your mind... YOU FUCKING SUCK!

Machinima its a channel for machinima, any1 can make their machinimas and if they want, their machinimas can be on this machinima channel, seriously go kill yourself.

[calerules123]

This World May Be At A Bad Level.But,Can You Hear Us All The Way Back There In The Twenties?Seriously,You Sound Like An Old Guy Complaining About How Your Generation Was So Different.You Sound Like A Complete Dumbass!

[itsmekye]

well you can enjoy gaming videos if you want and im 16 not an old guy and you think im complaining about my so called old generation then what fucking generation is this id rather have an old generation even though im probably your age.

and you sound like a complete dumbass sticking up for machinima, why do you even stick up for it?it never talks to you!

i dont even care you can watch these pathetic videos but i got a job to do i have a life so please dont respond because i will not read it.

[Dinklebern]

prick

[Halo3plyr1]

prick

[flipinay22]

"that.. is another halo"

"*gasp* NOOO..."

XDDD

[jinxedmodder]

why does arbiter sound gay in this one?

[antster297]

add me MAGERANTBOT all caps no space

[Unpiece]

that sucked

[MusicFreak966]

4/5, if you're going to yell or laugh, make it sound real.

[omgh4x0rz]

god damn this serious fucking sucks stop making it it's not funny at all jesus christ

[TheBurningPie]

Stop watching it then dumbshit.

[mrsmi1ey]

I actually I hope they DO keep watching it! It gets us more views! :)

- Smiley

[Imalwaysfirstcomment]

first comment

[Alieneater1239]

That's what she said

[headshot213]

only if you're a girl

[Chikalita2]

lol "I will purposly miss you for some reason aahhh"

[Techwrath]

You know Master Chief is weirdly okay with this??

Maybe he's secretly a Japanese schoolgirl.

ROFL!!!!!

[truegamer18]

thats a windsheild

[ninetailed1foxx]

ahh!!! i thought this was a porta poty!!!

[jick6]

SOMEONE NEEDS A BOOSTER SEAT!

[SniPerZ54]

I thought Halo was some kind of super weapon, yeah or some kind of ankle bracelet or something from macy's :P

[mattz456]

finally its here when ever these are realeased it never tells me its out an dive subbed!!!

[Gman2464]

did anyone else see that wierd fire thingy on the grunt at 2:08? still funny 5/5

[Alieneater1239]

Yea...it's a camp fire

[mogmoxx]

on legendary it's a masterchief doll

[Alieneater1239]

Really? HAHAHA That is hilarious - are you serious? (I'm NOT being sarcastic)

[Nintendogene]

Thought it was a porta potty lol

[HardcoreFlea]

Roflmao! He's probaly a Japanese schoolgirl.. XD I loled..

[RockSmith372]

Hardy Boys!!!

[tomoblivion]

1.41 lol

[xKRAZYRICANx]

lol, someone needs a booster seat. always wondered that part when i played campaign.

[SLAARG]

NO FUCKING WAY SERIOUSLY?!

[tutious]

OMFG!! frikin hilarious! Maybe the chief is secretly japanese? or a japanese school girl! haha!

[ploptu]

YOU sound like a japanese school girl.

[SteveDave847]

Cortana told me that swimming was a bad idea....for once in my life..... i should of listened to her

[PBrosnan91]

And to think, meanwhile back on earth, a young ODST is being guided by a slightly retarded Superintendant.

[maslab]

Meh, that's a little earlier.

In geek terms, it took time for the ship to travel through slipspace, and the ODST arrived about the time the ship left.

But he did take a while to get out of the pod, so yes, you are probably right.