Sunshine Bear Suicide

[vapiresun31]

Nnnnnooooooo!!!!! Why!!

[shadowstripe01]

? is it really that loud? i have my speakers all the way up and i played the video twice but no sound

[SuperAnimefan11]

@shadowstripe01 No it was a joke, there is no sound.

[shadowstripe01]

@SuperAnimefan11 that makes sense XD i feel stupid x3

[SuperAnimefan11]

@shadowstripe01 Don't worry, i fell for it to.

[shadowstripe01]

@SuperAnimefan11 yayz i'm not alone!

[sk8er4ever0101]

seriously though you guys scared the shit outta me. I turned it down fast.

[wakeboarder66]

Dallas Stars????

[AwesomeShadow459]

WHY!!.WHY!!. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE!! (CRYING)

[NewYorkFan1994SRHS]

why would a canucks fan jump in front of a dallas stars truck in bruins territory? btw lets go rangers.

[TheBeachVlog]

my ears will never be the same

[BruinsRock8]

Should be a Bruins truck. Just sayin.

[elitemarine74]

Dude canuck bear doesnt get hit by dallas stars, viseversa!

[OkamiKiru]

Is it just me, or is there no sound..?

[gmodpenguin24]

I dont hear anything

[staldex]

FAG i noticed the canucks logo and the dallas stars logo. just cause we knocked you outta the playoffs dont mean you gotta hate

[vargas4211]

Me: MOM! I think our speakers broke!

Mom: No honey, it's just a crappy video.

Me: Oh...

[DJBlackNGold]

It was so loud I went deaf before it started.

[afroboey]

WOAH WHO IS THE AUTHOR OF THIS AWSOME SONG! I LOVE THE SONG WHAT IS IT CALLED!?

[TheAfroThunder1]

So many of these comments were sarcastic, I thought I had gone deaf.

[AndersonCheer123]

DId the NHL give them permission? i dont think so

[Mylesperhour23]

Very cleaver top comments, very cleaver...

[Ksensei41]

@Mylesperhour23 yep ;)

[SteelCity15211]

anyone notice the Dallas Stars hockey logo on the truck? pause at 0:03

[BlackLegion1262]

The volume was so high, I could'nt even hear it apparently

[RezViper]

wow i think i went deaf O_o btw its FUNshine bear, you idiot!

[Death14563]

I think someone here takes things a bit too seriouslyyyyy....

[jackalerick]

lol fuck i fell for it... gj top comments ^^ +1

[TheTopKnite]

haha, Great, I just got trolled by the top commenters

[smnk3]

So... anyone else turn there headphones right down after seeing top comments?

[KlavierKummer]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­O SUNSHINE

[fugcgcvebevbeirrgf]

um i cant hear an my volume is turned all the way up 

[killerz560]

@fugcgcvebevbeirrgf there isnt any sound genius.....

[fugcgcvebevbeirrgf]

@killerz560 Ok genius first of all I wasn't trying to be "smart". Secondly how come if there is no volume then Waffles672 asks tallworm to turn down the VOLUME. It must have been really LOUD. Huh? Smart one?

[killerz560]

@fugcgcvebevbeirrgf ... dumb ass... he is being sarcastic. god you're like a fucking literal child or something..

[fugcgcvebevbeirrgf]

@killerz560 Oh yea yea get this "dumb ass": its easy to tell if you are being sarcastic by the sound of a persons voice. Oh but wait it a lot harder to tel when you can SEE what a persons saying but not Hear what they are saying. DUH! BTW your calling me a dumb ass? this is coming from a guy who put and I quote: he is being sarcastic. Dunce you are "he". What awful grammar skills. It should have been I not he, otherwise you would be talking about another person don't use "it's a typo" excuse.

[41mavsrule]

@fugcgcvebevbeirrgf I see someones a grammar freak...

[fugcgcvebevbeirrgf]

@41mavsrule Hey man I just took a lot of grammar classes at a young age.

[41mavsrule]

@fugcgcvebevbeirrgf Thats cool

[killerz560]

@fugcgcvebevbeirrgf ok, for one thing dumb shit, it wasnt me being sarcastic

[fugcgcvebevbeirrgf]

@killerz560 Look why don't you just.... ah forget it. This is a pointless argument. Truce?

[fugcgcvebevbeirrgf]

@killerz560 Why are you even aware of how far back literature dates? All the way to the Sumerian age, founded by the Egyptian's. Or the destruction of the great Library of Alexandria of the first century BC ? Also that the first form of literature not only involved the Egyptian's as credited creators, but hieroglyphics were the first form also involving Egypt. Hmm? That's what I thought you pathetic, insolent, whelp. Do me a favor and read your history and literature a bit more why don't you?

[RezViper]

@fugcgcvebevbeirrgf what's a whelp?

[fugcgcvebevbeirrgf]

@RezViper a young stupid kid. Its supposed to be a ye old English insult.

[SomeStrangeCritter]

@fugcgcvebevbeirrgf or would that be a ye olde English?

[killerz560]

@fugcgcvebevbeirrgf and second, no fucking other person here is talking about literature but you...

[plfrofr004]

any canucks fan would do that after the 2011 stanley cup finals but with a bruins truck

[kisskiss7734]

i bet it was being chased by Justin Bieber and had nowhere to go.......................so sad

[bwfan01]

What's up with the Dallas Stars truck?

[visiondevil21]

Aaaaaaah! Sunshine bear committed suicide!

[Waffles672]

TURN THE VOLUME DOWN GODAMNIT

[AlexanderIsaacConan]

@Waffles672 WHAT?

:P

[DanielVonPalota]

@Waffles672 Damn it you got me! :D

[andethom100]

@Waffles672 i took my headphones off in panic!!! you scared me :D

[Blade14911]

488 Canucks fans got ran over by 1,139 Stars fans.

[Ksensei41]

R.I.P Headphone users

[Laz93305]

@Ksensei41 Lol I read ur comment and prepared myself but there was no sound xD

[TheZumiezNation]

3 second vid with 70% likes, congrats man

[HCKlilylou]

Did anyone see both of the Hockey logos?

[TheComicfreak10]

Is that a Dallas Stars truck?

[AssassinOfRomeAOR]

*Reads pointless Yo Mamma comments*

*Has the same reaction as the video*

[LOLGmod]

no audio?

[visiondevil21]

Your mama is so dumb, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes

[SlAyErBeAsTification]

@visiondevil21 JOKES ON YOU I HAVE 2 DADS

[visiondevil21]

@SlAyErBeAsTification, jokes on you... Gay dads= Gay son

[krystal48471]

@visiondevil21 YO MAMA'S SO DUMB, SHE TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE

[visiondevil21]

@krystal48471, my mama is so perfect, she makes every mother look fat and dumb,including your fat mama. lol jk

[krystal48471]

@visiondevil21 sorry, ahhaha that was my friend she got on my youtube account

[visiondevil21]

@krystal48471, no problem. it happens. i have a couple of loser friends living with me who does the same as well.

[krystal48471]

@visiondevil21 hahahahahahahahaha! yea.

[krystal48471]

@visiondevil21 hahahahahahahahaha! yea. but like she hackes it. its so annyoying.

[visiondevil21]

@krystal48471, yeah, one of my friends went on my Facebook account and told everybody i was gay. i pulled a huge prank on him the next day to get even with him. i filmed the whole thing, but i didn't post it up on youtube. Ever seen the MTV show Pranked.I have an inground pool in my backyard.Me and my other friend picked him up while he was passed out drunk, put him on a float,Then woke him up with a foghorn. lmao. hilarious

[krystal48471]

@visiondevil21 WOW! i would of died laughing. wow writing this now im lol. ahahhahahaha yea she hacks my fb and my youtube and my email. HAHAHAHAHA. i dont get really pranked at all. THANK GOD.

[visiondevil21]

@krystal48471, yeah, you should prank her though just to get even with her

[krystal48471]

@visiondevil21 yea, but what kind of prank ? (:

[visiondevil21]

@krystal48471, well, anything that comes to mind. like make a normal everyday thing that she does backfire on her. You could turn the computer's speakers volume way up and get an explosion noise set up to scare her. no matter what kind of prank, get a camera to record her reaction. ooooooh, get a foghorn, and wake her ass up with it. lol

[krystal48471]

@visiondevil21 lol i dont have a blow horn but...... ahhhahaha i think im going to do speakers because i have the loudest speakers ever!!!!. shes going to die. lol thanks so much.

[visiondevil21]

@krystal48471, lol, cool. i wanna see it. post it up on youtube when you get a chance.

[krystal48471]

@visiondevil21 Ok(: I will definalty record it!!!!!!!!!!!! Im so exicted to do itttttttt.!

[visiondevil21]

@krystal48471, alright, cool

[krystal48471]

@visiondevil21 ok!



[visiondevil21]

@krystal48471, I've got 2 new movie trailers on my channel

[krystal48471]

@visiondevil21 Oh yay! Cool. Ill check them out.

[visiondevil21]

@krystal48471, you can use that one video i made to scare your friend with, just crank up the speakers. it sucks that it didn't scare you though

[visiondevil21]

@SlAyErBeAsTification, yo daddy's are so gay, their favorite food is Fruity Pebbles

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so dumb, she wore glasses to watch 20/20

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so dumb, she stopped at the stop sign waiting for it to tell her "GO"

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so dumb, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Fruit Punch was a gay boxer

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company

[bakuganfan53]

@visiondevil21 omg stfu

[visiondevil21]

@bakuganfan53, Yo mama is so dumb, she thought the Salvation Army was ready to go to War.

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so dumb, she had to wear floaties to eat soup

[ImImagines]

@visiondevil21

You dont have a life that you spend time posting all these gay yo mama jokes

[visiondevil21]

@ImImagines, Yo mama is so dumb, she asked me what Yield means, i said " Slow Down", she said What.... Does.... Yield.... Mean

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so dumb, she locked her keys outside the car

[visiondevil21]

yo mama is so fat, she had to take off her pants to get into her pockets

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so fat,lmao,she quit her daytime job for a Chili cookoff

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Macjagger was a hamburger at Mcdonalds

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is dumb, she thought a curling iron was a golf club

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so fat, she got into the Chevy truck and the tires went flat

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to get the USA channel on the microwave

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to pull the plug from her comb

[visiondevil21]

Awesome, i just thought of that one.

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a PT cruiser was a trip to your school

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so old and dumb, she tried to send a telegram to your real daddy

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to take the one way train to china

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so fat, she took a dump and the planets were formed

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to arrange the alphabet with M&M's

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so fat, everytime she walked, Pluto trembled

[Lunsker]

@visiondevil21 Yo mama so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so fat,while she was swimming, a whale claimed her

[Lunsker]

@visiondevil21 Yo mama so dumb she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

[visiondevil21]

yo mama is so fat, Jeff Corwinn thought he discovered a new species

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so fat, she knows everything like the front of her neck

[visiondevil21]

lmao, i remember that one from Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a Proton was a character from Star wars

[visiondevil21]

yo mama is so dumb, she starred at the Orange Juice because it said Concetrate

[visiondevil21]

yo mama is so dumb, she got confused with the Armor All

[visiondevil21]

yo mama is so fat, her weight is 365 days

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so ugly,that is not her hair on her head, that's the hair running away from her face

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so ugly, she has to get hosed down outside to get her bath done

[WebVManReturns]

Yo mama is so stupid, when she was told she needed a number 2 to take the written test, she pooped in a cup and brought it back to the testing area.

[WebVManReturns]

Yo mama is so fat, at the carnival, the skinny mirror made her look slightly obese.

[WebVManReturns]

Yo mama is so ugly, the DMV let her get the only driver's license without a photo on it.

[WebVManReturns]

Yo mama is so ugly, the day she was born, the doctor passed out trying to pull her out of the womb.

[WebVManReturns]

Yo mama is so fat, when she took a nap at the beach in her blue swimsuit, everybody thought she was a beached whale.

[visiondevil21]

i guess i'm done for now. i have like 5 or 6 pages worth of mama jokes here. hope everybody enjoys most of them.Later

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so ugly, she scares Zombies away

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so dumb, she keeps walking by trying to stop her image from following her in the mirror

[MaukaOne]

@visiondevil21 shut the FUCK up

[visiondevil21]

@MaukaOne, yo mama! lmao

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so dumb,she tried to keep licking her timex watch to make it stop ticking

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so Slutty, she conceived you in the backseat of her car.

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so slutty, she tested every car at the dealership by laying down in the backseat

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so stupid, she entered the tournaments thinking that Poker was a porn industry

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Texas Hold Em was about her true love

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Blackjack was the black guy next to her playing cards

[visiondevil21]

yo mama is so stupid, she rubbed her body on the steering wheel when your daddy told her to turn on the car

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so fat, she fell in love and broke it

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so fat, Boo Boo the bear claimed her as his mother after Peter Griffin killed Yogi

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so fat, she scared Peter Griffin in a video on his Internet Porn Night

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so fat, Gary the no trash cougar shot her for littering, and said quit tickling me

[visiondevil21]

yo mama is so fat, she fell on 4th Ave and landed on 12th

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so fat, she took a shit and unleashed the stars from the corn bits

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so fat,she made Rocky Dennis run away

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so fat, Abbott and Costello finally realized she is who was on first,second,and third base

[visiondevil21]

yo mama's teeth are so yellow,people walk by her and start singing, I'm Walking On Sunshine

[visiondevil21]

yo mama is so fat,when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so fat, She makes Meg Griffin look fine as hell

[visiondevil21]

yo mama is so fat, Stewie Griffin has to follow her around using a trumbone for her walking theme

[visiondevil21]

yo mama is so fat, a forklift has to get her out of bed

[visiondevil21]

yo mama is so fat, she keeps her money in her arm pits

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so fat, her lawyer is Haagen and Das

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so fat, She takes the whole cake

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so fat, she got a group discount after entering Walmart

[visiondevil21]

yo mama is so fat, the aliens confused her for their mothership

[visiondevil21]

yo mama is so fat, her coughing caused a world panick

[visiondevil21]

yo mama is so fat, she took the world around the trip

[visiondevil21]

yo mama is so fat, she said hey to an old friend,and he attempted suicide right away

[visiondevil21]

yo mama is so fat, The Lifeguard yelled out, There She Blows!!

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so fat and stupid, God said Let There Be Light,She got mad for not having a beer in her hands

[visiondevil21]

When God created the oceans, He had to make your fat mama throw up

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so fat and dumb,she went camping in the woods and had to return home for some fried chicken

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so fat, it takes 30 days and 30 nights to imagine her naked

[visiondevil21]

yo mama is so fat, it takes planet earth 24 hours to revolve around her

[visiondevil21]

yo mama is so fat,Planet Krypton used her as a new element

[visiondevil21]

yo mama is so fat,as soon as she got on the beach, the tide came in

[visiondevil21]

yo mama is so fat,she had to get baptized in the deep blue sea

[visiondevil21]

yo mama is so fat, she reminds me of the fat mama jokes, dull and lame

[visiondevil21]

yo mama so fat and ugly,she got offended when your daddy said Butterball is for dinner

[visiondevil21]

you so ugly, the doctor slapped your fat mama

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so fat, she had to wear a yellow caution strip to ride in the bed of the truck

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so fat, God had to tell her to move to light up the earth

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so stupid, she saw the sign Wrong Turn and made U Turns all day

[visiondevil21]

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Milwaukee was named after the beer