Shit Art Students Say

[Lanavk]

yeah that was some pretty bad performance guys

[strtthshw]

Aw, I was expecting a commercial art school. This seems like traditional art students. I didn't know that were still a thing lol

[kpopkarebear]

i liked it. LOL <3 ^^

[Videograin]

this is shit.

chatting shit.

painting shit.

acting shit.

shit.

[sgerardward]

One of the worst videos I have ever seen.

[mmpp76]

omg the guy trying not the laugh the entire time

[nippyfrog]

You guys are cute as buttons. Can we be friends? :P

[kyleelarissa]

horrible

[gleefullykinky]

nice shot vid, completely missed scripted and dialogue

[jackiejones92]

check out shit homeless guys say... its great!!

so funny!

[grapefruitgrove]

Art students are also famous for saying jealous and bitter and cynical things, especially when they don't have to say it to your face. As you well know, you should take such comments as compliments.

[grapefruitgrove]

You guys are charming.

[SecludedSpaces]

To those saying "oh art students who say 'this is not art' are not art students" don't know what they're talking about, we're the BIGGEST critics when it comes to art. Especially our own work.

[Miz2chocolat3sw33t]

@SecludedSpaces This!!

[Nekofreek101]

This is either loved or considered absolute shit. So funny.

[dollscares]

I hope you are really unsuccessful people and I hope you bite really hard on a rock and break all your stupid teeth so you can never taste true happiness

[bloodtiefangirl]

As an art major myself, let me say you two were SPOT ON with this video x) especially the when is this project due part!

[AnnToniMusic]

awww lol

[RainbowCupcakesz]

your camera is so clear and focused! what kind of camera is it?

[LovekiksyMUA]

Being an art student myself, I found this SO FUNNY. Especially 'when is the studio open?'...'when does the studio close?' AND 'is this project due tomorrow?' I never know when shit is due. LOL. Great video guys! I loved it! You also looked like you had fun making it! awesome! xxx

[TxNormlmembr19]

don't quit your day job to make these dumb ass videos, faggots.

[Mayo6239]

@TxNormlmembr19

FUCK YOU FUCK FACE!

[studioskim3]

YAY for UCI!!! I LOVE UCI.... but not sure bout it's art program.... which I majored in....

[KaniacMonster]

Only good thing about this video: Do you know when the studio opens? Do you know when it closes? OMGFUCK

[Lunaissmiley105]

......i say this all the time..

[smelly2407]

people need to calm down.. really

[ladyslick121]

This is a really poor and crappy interpretation of art students. I don't think you guys are actually art students? Would have been funnier otherwise. This seems as if you're pretending to be art students than actually SAYING/ACTING exactly what they do. You have no clue.

[MetalheadChick13]

@ladyslick121 I go to an art school and a group of my friends are writing up a script to shoot one :)

[ChibiSakura0]

This is so true! I walked into art history today and realized that our artist topics are due, because of course I forgot

[jeckeljoan]

I remember when I Wasn't Old enough to buy spraypaint, and I would go to walmart where they had self checkout, and the cashier at the front never asked me for i.d when the screen came up because I looked like I was 20 even though I was only 17.

[PsychoCheese11]

This did make me smile, even if it is terrible haha =)

You two are adorable and that's all that's saving it.

Some of it's quite relevant, maybe with some cleaner editing and better acting, would have been a little more pro, but good luck with any future vids.

[sarahbehlart]

hahahaha



[HarvestMoonGirl567]

I think i have that sweater at the begining

[ThawingOut85]

LOL you guys are adorable! :-D

[purplepantha11]

i go to art school n we all say these things xxo

[Princess55404]

haha cute. He's cute.

[mattatmatt788]

i am an art student and i have never said a single thing they have said

[hasnainkhatau]

Asians doing art? :O MINDFUCK

[cresacresa]

bleak acting.

[ecfu]

reminded me of my art school time, haha!! great capture, you two :)!

[itsdalights]

Well, we know this definitely isn't "shit acting students say"

[lexiholly]

i'm one of you people -__-

[tannerna]

i don't condone the Burden burn

[LlamaYamaLlama]

"I had to stay up all night to finish this but it's still not finished" .... See SOME of this video sounds pretty accurate.

The rest is just lolz :P

[maryrk0904]

Sooooo which Art Institute is this? lol

[MOXWELLDIAMOND]

lame

[DrummerboiJack]

I love tyhis Meme/Fad atm. Shit teachers want to say is brilliant xD

[Ilikesclamchowderful]

CLEARLY NOT ARTISTS.

[Ilikesclamchowderful]

What kind of art students says a piece of art "this is not art"?

One who'll never graduate.

[PixelatedTofu]

@Ilikesclamchowderful exactly! if you can convince your teacher and everyone else that a piece of potato is art, its art!

[forevernovember24]

@Ilikesclamchowderful that wasn't art. it was a piece of shit. when a 'piece' can be confused for trash, it is not art.

[strtthshw]

@Ilikesclamchowderful I don't think you went to art school, because that gets said ALL the time.

[Stawrogin13]

@Ilikesclamchowderful how do you graduate in art, mister?

[TougeBoss]

Such bad acting.

[aireyana7]

LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THE ART INSTITUTES

[xxjabarri2xx]

@aireyana7 the desks gave it away for me lol

[LydiaGMusic]

funny, I have seen that sweater in American Eagle.

[gheagh]

Clearly not artists. 

[mrtigerrr]

@gheagh That only depends on what you're definition of an artist is. Besides the video is about art students, not artists. One studies art hoping to use it in whatever direction they decide to take, while the other has been practicing their craft long enough to deserve the title of artist.

[Stawrogin13]

@mrtigerrr ridiculous argument. an artist can't be defined. the same way art can't be studied. and yes, i've heard that the way to being an artist can be taught, but that doesn't require any genuine inspiration or existential marks.

[Karenwise69]

check out --> shit girls say to police lol

[UberHyperSugarFiend]

when is this project due thing is soooooo me

[MissDianaTerry]

For AAA Chicago students... "If I have to hear about Alex Ross one more time...." Hahahahahahaha, love this.

[papasteve07]

Jonald Dudd ftw

[duffelbagone]

that guy is soooo cute lol aw

[Bottle502]

You guys are sooooooo cute.

[pollobionico]

Actually refreshing, people playing people, probably the stroke of genius was the Jonald Dud moment. Best lighting of all the Shit People say.

[BeekersSqueakers]

0:12 should be "Fuck yeah! That looks awesome!"

I love getting paint on my clothes.

[geligniteandlilies]

00:15 is my sad life.

[dave77777777]

bad actors

[theternalcity]

good vid... but shouldn't it be called shit Michelangelo used to say? :)

[danthadon87]

i got a hunch the female artist is peruvian

[RaginCajunRach]

bad acting. bad. acting.

[MrSwanter]

I'm an art major, this is awesome. i totally get it.

for those who don't, are exactly those art students who takes themselves and their shit art too seriously.

when a supposed art piece doesn't even evoke my fucking feelings, it's crap.

therefore even if you hate this video, it has already succeeded, you tardy haters.

[forevernovember24]

@MrSwanter thank you!

[MintBecca]

My friends and I do ask when things are due but that's it.

[hooiyin]

He looks a LITTTTLLLEEE like Ted. :3

[seanhitt]

Shouldn't this be called, "Shit stoners say instead"? I'm slightly offended haha

[aleisha3]

I'm an artist and if I'm painting I don't give a fuck about what I'm wearing I care about what I'm painting fucking hipsters..boooooooo

[MissUmiLove]

I get it... kinda... maybe it's the acting?

[JoyuChihiro]

I'm an art student and I still don't get it..

[Saromi7]

im an art students and i dont do this shit O.o

[filthyxplasticxpop]

I used to live with art students.. loud and messy :S Always trying to compete against each other, brink of hipster.

[rhiannonwalsh]

HAH! This is just like me and my friend :P

[hellotanibelle]

This is pretty accurate, rofl.

[cokeaddict08]

i think 'shit non-art students say' would a better video :P

[prdancergrl]

I have a Fine Arts degree and we never did that shit, clearly a non art major made this!

[TownsendV228]

What? I'm an art student and I don't even do this shit.

[afiqpacheco]

bad, feels awkward when i watch it.

[sketchbookMonster]

Yeah no I can't relate. And I go to an art school. :1

[HelloSarah170]

this is pretty accurate

[prdancergrl]

@HelloSarah170 Are you even an art student?

[HelloSarah170]

@prdancergrl obviously. why else would I say that?

[aussielover45]

true story...

[TheSundayScag]

hi check out our video shit L says it is like shit artists say

[phillychildcare]

I was an art major in high school and college....believe it or not...they nailed how art students act...god...we...were ...weird....

[theaterhobo]

This is something that would only be funny if you were into the arts. Probably not funny enough for outsiders, but this is so true!

[stacerbean42]

have you heard of Banksy? hilarious!

[usernamewherewhat]

not awkward enough! :P

I really liked it. I can identify with most of it. Especially the "is this due tomorrow?" one :P

[liketanyanot]

"If I have to hear about Chris Burden one more time, *I* am going to have to shoot someone" - Testify, sister! ;-)

[vixxa]

you guys had fun doing this! lol i can tell. i like it

[BidNJay]

the main thing they say is i'm unemployed

[isalexandrathere]

hahaha you remind me of every person in my art class. the awkwardness makes it even more true!

[bitchcuntfgt]

art students never know when anything is due because everything is alwwaayyss due hahaha

[beigekitten89]

@bitchcuntfgt umm................YES! lolol

[DeadlyAntenna]

0:13 - This is the sentence I hear everyday, 5 times a day. :')

[podrekoo]

"Do you know what time the studio opens"?

"Do you know what time the studio closes"?

Story of my life. The rest of it. Not so much. More swearing, less laughing.

[louarviepapa]

I go to art school... and this is terrible.

[EgyptianBunso]

@louarviepapa make your own then.

[Magician12345]

@louarviepapa i dont, and i could still tell.

[LeahFowlkes]

For art majors, for some reason I expected better. And honestly, edit out all the laughter. Just say what you want to say without all the laughing and mumbling.

[shanteschuler]

i LOVE THIS VIDEO, YOU GUYS ARE CUTE.

[XxXmomoliciousXxX]

Lol! True in some ways! I could never date another art major...VERY TRUE!!!

[selfishradio]

I wish I could hang out with you.

[maddiedance]

sooo awkward



[sychohinc]

I was in art school. I never said any of these things. It was mostly swearing, drinking and lying about artwork.

[antotronik06]

@sychohinc yes, yes, and yes. and staying up until 5am and getting two hours of sleep before having to hand in any projects. not eating, only surviving because of coffee, starting to smoke again... but kinda loving it.

[singleweird]

waste of my 3 minutes

[cactusitude]

I actually thought this was pretty cute and funny. Not the best acting, your reactions were a bit stilted, but I liked the concept/actors. Good job!

[JackTopusArt]

i think all the people who didnt enjoy this are not art majors. I think ive said half of these and the other half are stuff that people said to me lol

[TheVeronicadasilva]

NOT FUNNY geez this sucks



[DarkRedEye]

"Art is whatever you can get get away with"

Um does that mean rape is an art?

[rayofminneapolis]

@DarkRedEye Can you draw me?

[Silenthawk98]

Really lame and unfunny.

[xHenri]

"Shouldn't have worn these clothes!" I can relate so much haha

[dancepiphany07]

omg chris burden... -_-

[imalwayswatchingu00]

@dancepiphany07 do you know that guy, he seems cool.

[beesauras]

awksss cause her sweaters from american eagle.........

[yesshelby]

@beesauras HHAAHAH that was the first thing I thought

[cristinapalmer3]

NO ENERGY



[supermarketcart]

Aw, I want to befriend you.

[EeZBoiOpus]

funny... funny. lol!!!!!!

[Ronaldo0710]

Nice work. I like how you guys didn't edit out the laughs. Reminded me of some good as well stressful times.

[wjames260]

@Ronaldo0710 ME TOO, without the laughter it wouldn't have been art school. This brought upon a wave of nostalgia.

[GuerrillaDay]

At first I agreed with clipping the bits where you Jimmy Fallon the gag-- But keeping that raw edit defines it as reflexive to the creation process. The use of obvious non-actors qualifies it as meta humour. The performance piece is unfinished, and forces the audience to contemplate whether or not it belongs in the gallery (The GoogleHein). We responded with "Shit SuperVillains Say" equally reflexive, but more derivative and less evocative. Good work.

[ajserfozo]

Honestly, just edit out the laughing and cuz right after the "questions" and this would be way better. Even for just messing around.

[IwanAcleverUtubeName]

"It's not finished" . . have you guys been following me!?

[spunky232]

i really like the picture with the people...good work!

[pandy2323]

Yeah, their acting skills may not be stellar, but they're just doing this for fun. Let's just leave it at that. Stop disliking it.

[BComptonFan]

The part about when the assignment's due: so my painting class last semester! LOL

[miaxpickle]

what art school is this?

[lamarko7]

this is painfully inaccurate! raspberry color? how about quinacridone magenta! what art school is this representing? does anyone agree this should be more pretentious?

[DyNastyDuffy]

gonna do it anyways!!

[DyNastyDuffy]

aww man i was gonna do this..but its already been done booooo

[Mitchialia]

DOUG!!!

[robertjlo]

what camera did you use?

[TutTutOpenSesame]

Shit foundation students say (For those of you who don't know, foundation year is a program that many art schools require freshmen to take):

-I think I want to major in illustration.

-I do not want to be an art teacher! I can't stand kids.

-I just don't want to go back to school after spending so many years in it.

-We are so much better than RISD.

-Everyone says my major is so useless. I mean, hello, nothing around you would exist without art.

-Why is there so much comic sans in our school?

[BerkeleyBuilt]

2:35 i'm pretty sures thats a painting easel, not a canvas. just saying.

[sMeliMel]

@BerkeleyBuilt it's a table top :D

[CyberPunkKitty]

soooooo truuueeee XD.

[OfTheTreeFolk]

Oh man, the whole "can you draw me" thing. SO TRUE.

[digitalarturo]

raspberry color? what school do you go to? lol

[BaxkChan]

The due shit is accurate. 

[baffledperson]

at least theyre cute ... and used a good camera ... ahahah

[Ingretto]

not the best actors...

[FromAlphaToOmega1]

@Ingretto Now we know that not everyone who goes to art school becomes actors/actresses :P

[themagpievendor]

sadly this is mostly true.

[EssRatbit]

"It's my self-portrait" LOL

[Autumn14]

haha I love the part where you said. "If I have to hear about Chris Burden one more time... I am going to shoot someone". :)

[XxkurdishfoxX]

LOL art is what ever u can get away with LOL !! :D made me lauph :P