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  • these are tortoises, still awesome tho.

  • Animal crulty

  • Illegal Cuban turtle fighting

  • Ray Romano? Is that you?

  • it's faster than I thought it'd be...:O

  • SETH ROGEN

  • how did i get here?

  • i got 20 on the little one big things come in small packages

  • I think he sounds more like Brian Posehn

  • first of all their not turtles and second i got biggs on little 1

  • First time I see torts fighting (look rude and cruel), can't believe it; mine are very gentle, except the box turtle a little aggressive but the redfoot tort never fights back.

  • The guy that is talking sounds like White guy from the green hornet

  • Small One: Yea come on Big One: Lets Go

    they all agree by nodding

  • 100 for the small one

  • best video ever

  • lol i bet the dog was like " get that foo get that foo"

  • These two motherfuckers know how to throw down

  • donotello shouldnt have eaten rafaels pellets

    

  • no offo but u sound sooo ffreakin nerdy

  • they look like they are listening to some gangsta beats.

  • Such a slow build up, but that really escalated quickly

  • @ny365 that's what she said...

  • I felt bad so i stopped watchin lol

  • there can only be one highlander! haha! They look like my cock when i wiggle it out hahah!

  • that was the most intense turtle fight ever

  • you should not just stand there and let them fight. It is animal abuse! Seeing turtles get hurt makes me want to cry! :( :( :(

  • That's a real cock fight ! lol looks like 2 gay dudes 30 mins after their last Viagra..... "u wanna do it?" ....."I don't know ..I can't come anymore" ..."ok then...let's cock wrap a little bit." LOL

  • @lmaojackie Um... That's not what I asked.

  • I saw this in the woods once and watched for a second before I pulled them apart and turned them to face away from eachother. Ran home to get a camera which wasn't far at all and when I got back they were already actually gone.

  • yeah no kidding sounds just like seth rogen haha

  • 0:03 the first turtle say: you wanna fight with me ha

    the second: turtle say yeah come on

  • how do You win?

  • Is that Seth Rogen?

  • this is funy as shit i almost cried of laughter haahahah

  • 1:21 ILL ROLL YOU OVER! other turtle: ORLY?!?!!

  • I love the end of it, both turtles stop fighting, look at the dog like they're saying, "the fuck are you looking at?"

  • this guy sounds like ray ramano!! jk

  • Uh huh Uh huh Uh huh Uh huh

  • What types of tortoises are these?

  • there want food there want to fight

  • put him in a choke!!! put him in a choke!!!!

    these turtles are true grapplers :-)

  • seth rrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooggggggg­eeeeeeeeeennnnnnnn

  • No fair, the big one brought a knife!

  • ppl ppl cmon theyre not fighting theyre kissing or ummmm.... dancing

    

  • i think its a tortiss

  • this better than dog fights

  • LOL IT REMINDS ME OF BAKUGAN AND POKEMON LOL AND WWE OMG LOL'

  • Turtle fights biiiiiiitch!!

  • LOOL ur voice sounds like Seth Rogan

  • @KahloReiva007 I thought he sounded more like Brian Posehn, that fat guy with the glasses on the sarah silverman show.

  • What!

    Did Coleman and Couture alredy fight?

  • why dont you go to the ufc site and fucking check there you moron?

  • You apparently don't have any sense of humor at all...

    Douchebag

  • @psypholicious did you completely miss the joke there? sheesh...

  • @psypholicious did you completely miss the joke there? sheesh...

  • my money is on the little guy, he got balls for going against that big guy. BALLS I TELL BALLS

  • Dog:WAT Teh FucK Is Goin On Ova Here.... Oh Turtle I Wana Watch Tis ANYSeats?" XD

  • Just can watch this for hours !

  • guy sounds like seth rogen

  • @pryerpunk I was about to say the same haha

  • it's funny how they tuck their heads in their shells when they finally fight.

  • haha you eat baby's

  • I really like to eat chicken donner kebab's

  • That big turtle seems like a big bully to me lol, are they just trying to flip each other over? Kinda cute lol

  • Woo

  • this must have been the greatest fight i have ever seen

  • hahahahaha that was funny.........hey man check out my turtles and comment plezzzzzzzzzz..... :D

  • our pets not getting along with each other

    2 things.

    1. not get along? I could tell you were a fucking moron be4 i watched the video

    2. Why would you let them fight you damned bastard?

  • @Slarok74 because you moron they dont hurt eachother, they just try to flip eachother over, thats how turtles "fight: its all about whose stronger not who can hurt the other.. and its not like they dont have a shell covering their bodies to protect them from injury or anything...that would be stupid

  • lol "This is better than Tyson vs Holyfield!"

  • lol at the dog and song xD

  • your horrible do not let them fight they could kill eachother

  • wats up with the head nodding b4 the 'fight'?!?!?

  • the one on the right is really cocky

  • i can tell!!

  • Rocky!

  • holy shit dude its fuckin seth rogan

  • lol this guy sounds like seth rogen :P

  • he does like when he says they wanna FiGHT

  • there rockin out

  • The dog is the ref.

  • WOW they move fast 4 turtles lok at that speed mmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmm fast 4 a turtle there prob kissing MMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM jk

  • LOL - Start playing the Mortal Kombat theme at :50.

  • like there trash talking when there shakeing there heads, what I think anyway

  • that is totally seth rogan

  • u sound like seth rogan

  • that is exactly what i was going to say

  • Yeh take dat ho!

  • FUCK THAT BIG ASS TURTLE UP little tturtle and WIN ONE FOR MOMMA!!

  • why would u encourage that? xD i had mud turtles once ut i had to put them bak in the pond

  • The dog won!

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  • LOL OWNAGE.

  • fuck his shit up lil turtle you can do it

  • this is SPARTAAAAAANNN

  • where they find big ass turtle like that

  • those are box turtle i think

  • this is funny

  • haha charged

  • wow either them turtles are massive or the dog is tiny

  • the dog is tiny my neighbors have two of them

  • buenisimo

  • lol better than tyson vs- holyfield :D

  • these vids remind me of playing Tekken....

  • sound like seth rogens or whatever frm knocked up haha

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  • the guy narrating is annoying

  • or awesome

  • yea r u really seth rogen

  • are u seth rogen?

  • @meatwad61 who the hell is seth rogen!?

  • @142ldiferALTl144 Go outside and watch a movie

  • hehe u sound like the dude from knocked up

  • that looks like girl i know we call her turtle her name is brandi

  • woooo what a fight!!! they took an hour to warm up

  • this guy makes this so hilarious! i love this! haha!

  • dont hate on this guy because he found something really cool to do in his backyard

  • great narration

    lol

  • This is a really dum vido whoever made this is a JERK FACE

  • THE DOG IS LIKE WTF MATE

  • Ha they fight funny,but stop turtle on turtle violence.Peace man

  • dam turtles r not slow they r heckuh fast

  • lol

  • lol

  • lol

  • lol

  • Hey narrator, how's your husband?

  • whoever is talking is a gay asshole

  • lol. that's funny.

  • LOL! How cute!

  • hey fuck u dont make them fight,ill put u in a cage with a fucking lion u sick american fuck hope u die of cancer u mother fuking poof

  • what the fuck are you talking about you fucking idiot

  • this is to the guy that made this video ... you sound like the whoooly mamoth off of the movie ICE AGE!

    how pathetic that people are sitting here saying how mean.. its just what turtles do..

  • LOL! Good video!

  • Sorry but I gotta say that just mean!

  • BOOOOOO PANSY!

  • hahha...lol..looks like their arguing and agreeing to eachother in a battle

  • hahahah you toolshed, thats fuckin hilarious

  • your are abusing the animals

  • I want to have Turtles!

  • i would have liked to see both turtles turn on the dog and own it

  • i dont think these are turtles, ther spurred tortoises

  • your a ass... haveing two turtles fight? your a dumbass

  • this is so funny lol "the turtles are gearing up for battle" lol

  • your absolutely right codeyisforturtles, how can turtles be allowed to do such acts? Wait, they're wild animals you toolshed, animals do this crap all the time out in the real wilderness.

  • Yeah we wouldn't want them to flip each other over, They could get dizzy!

  • Can't you all see that this is WRONG for the turtles? Its not funny, its not cute, and if I had my way, this person who had time to film this and yet not break up the turtles would be in prison for animal neglect, and the turtles would be in places who actualy don't let their animals fight for their own sick, inhumane entertainment >:(

  • Oh yeah. Now go hug a tree and die.

  • You know what, he can go hug that tree, but you will be the only one doing the dying part you stupid asshole! Turtles will fight to the death over stupid things, and unless this douche bag lifes in the saharah desert, these turtles are his pets and responsiblity! FUCK OFF BITCH!

  • Can't you all see that this is WRONG for the turtles? Its not funny, its not cute, and if I had my way, this person who had time to film this and yet not break up the turtles would be in prison for animal neglect, and the turtles would be in places who actualy don't let their animals fight for their own sick, inhumane entertainment >:(

  • Can't you all see that this is WRONG for the turtles? Its not funny, its not cute, and if I had my way, this person who had time to film this and yet not break up the turtles would be in prison for animal neglect, and the turtles would be in places who actualy don't let their animals fight for their own sick, inhumane entertainment>:(

  • Man, turtles sure talk a lot of smack before they get into it....

  • Cute =P Very cute!

  • VERY FUNNY LOL "the battle is about to begin.." lol then you give a weather forecast

  • cool video dude

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