PRISON RAPE

[IanSnowden]

pretty my ass! your an ugly delusional convict. lol

[Tomken8d2]

@IanSnowden

You have a purty mouth.... heheh

[IanSnowden]

@Tomken8d2 man your soo fake your practically transparent. lol if you said that shit to me in person id take a shiv to your asshole. lol

[Tomken8d2]

@IanSnowden

lol It's SHANK, genius.

[IanSnowden]

@Tomken8d2 i haven't even been to prison and even i know there is more then one name for it. you retarded ass convict. lol

[Tomken8d2]

@IanSnowden

"Shiv" is an obsolete term for improvised

stabbing/stashing weapon.

Shank is the currently recognized term.

Or "piece," even razor or knife

[judutchinski]

I'd be fine. I'd grab that niggas cock. Tell him to close his eyes.

Then BAMMM! I'd uppercut his fucken nuts as hard as I could.

Then, bamm I'd karate chop his dick.

Then squish -- his eyeballs with my fingers.

I'd have to hang in the solitary confinement. I'd be fucken people up. I look way to white and pretty.

[Tomken8d2]

@judutchinski

GUARD!

I wanna change my cell!! LOL

[judutchinski]

@Tomken8d2 - Hahahaha!!!

[Tomken8d2]

@jacd2k9

They would beat your face to a bloody mess and

rip open your azz and destroy your reproductive system.

That's what happens and it's not pleasant.

[jacd2k9]

@Tomken8d2 Oh god! maybe not such a good idea then

[Tomken8d2]

@jacd2k9

I was in the joint when I was 20, after

I forfeited bail by getting in another fight.

Only for a three day weekend, then I

went before the Grand Jury then Criminal Court

and got cleared on all counts.

The shit I saw while I was there though

was not pretty.

I didn't witness any rapes but I saw

and heard some pretty bad stuff.

[bruno123331]

were you the silly white guy

[Tomken8d2]

@bruno123331 I was muscular and bad.

[dragonforceghgta]

so the black guy said that he was going to blow the white guy i ddint get that

[Tomken8d2]

@dragonforceghgta

The other way around...

[Tomken8d2]

@AnarchoSyndicalistt

Public defenders usually kiss up to the judge.

Bucking the system is not conducive to

advancing one's career.

[Tomken8d2]

@AnarchoSyndicalistt

Sending (selling) you up the river means betraying

and messing you up.

[mrKANYEwes]

@AnarchoSyndicalistt

i heard it rape usually dosnt happen unless u have a big mouth, like a bad ass. coming from inmates.

so ur probally right.

[mrKANYEwes]

LOL

[Tomken8d2]

@AnarchoSyndicalistt A public defender will send you straight up the river!

[kingmcbrian]

cuckcoo! :D

[Tomken8d2]

I made that sound myself. :)

[ph03n1xamb1t]

@Tomken8d2

You must feel that your life has really been an achievment

[Tomken8d2]

@ph03n1xamb1t  meh

[SriCassiopeia]

Why is it always a gigantic black guy?

That's a myth you know.

[Tomken8d2]

@SriCassiopeia

I know.

It's a joke.

Bubba is always a large black guy.

[SPARKWISDOM]

YUCK! This really is true. Have you seen that movie "Turned Out" it's a true documentary. NASTY!

[Tomken8d2]

@SPARKWISDOM

Yes. It's horrible.

[jsg361]

wow. ill nevuuuuuuuuuuuuur commit crime lol

[Tomken8d2]

@jsg361

Don't do the crime if you don't want tol get raped by Bubba.

[jsg361]

roger that :)

[PuppyZwolle]

Cuckoo? I think you were saying something else.

I tried to read your lips but it tasted funny. ;^)

[Tomken8d2]

Tasted funny???

I have a pocket full of money from it.

taste THAT, b*tch!!! ;-))

[anthritVlog]

Thats what you call serving HARD time in prison.

[Tomken8d2]

@anthritVlog

STIFF sentence!

[TheTeamPink]

THere really is no joke in prision rape......♥

[Tomken8d2]

@TheTeamPink

You're damn right, Angie.

It's sick, horrible and disgusting.

Only a sick f*** would do that to someone.

We joke about what we fear, what disturbs us.

Why do you think there are so many comedy movies with death as the theme?

Remember "Return of the Living Deadf?"

[ptenvoordeable]

second gayest vid of the day

[Tomken8d2]

@ptenvoordeable

An accomplishment!!

[Gary20O]

I better not ever be sent to prison Tom. :p

[Tomken8d2]

@Gary20O

You'll get to be the husband. lol

Damn, I BETTER not EVER go there.....

[Gary20O]

Tomken8d2: They would LOVE you in there Tom. They would have you dress like a woman. HaHa! :p

[Tomken8d2]

I look good that way. o_O

[Gary20O]

Tomken8d2: And next time it won't be toothpaste in your mouth. :p

[Tomken8d2]

@Gary20O

It was Riley with the toothbrush ;)

[Gary20O]

Tomken8d2: Well, it will soon be you with "something" in the mouth. HaHa!

[Tomken8d2]

@Gary20O

Bubble gum ??

[Gary20O]

Tomken8d2: Don't play dumb with me Tom, you know what I am talking about. ;)

[Tomken8d2]

um, a cheeseburger....?

[Gary20O]

Tomken8d2: It's white and creamy, now open wide. LOL

[Tomken8d2]

@Gary20O

A twinkie? yummy,  lol

[Gary20O]

Tomken8d2: No Tom, not a twinkie. You won't want this. lol

[Tomken8d2]

@Gary20O

Oh, you must mean brutal, horrible, ripped open rectum anal rape.

[mallen4000]

I dont understand the joke Tom,please explain yourself.

[Tomken8d2]

@mallen4000

If I do that I'll get in trouble. heheheh

[SaysSoMatt]

Classic.

[PoeticLioness]

lollollol cuckoo

[Tomken8d2]

@PoeticLioness

I hafta watch my language ~

[TheBoomhahaha]

i wanna cuckoo job lol

[Tomken8d2]

@TheBoomhahaha

I'll clean ur clock.  ;pp

[TheBoomhahaha]

XD lol

[Tomken8d2]

@TheBoomhahaha

BOING COO-COO!!!

[madison550055]

Lol geez what is this all about

[Tomken8d2]

madison550055

Just a silly joke. ^_^

I'll be your wife if you want. heeheeheehee

[MentallyJuiced]

Give a what?

[Tomken8d2]

CUCKOO Job. heheh

[CrystalYaris]

my brain just ate itself.... lol seriously.. I have no words for that one, sir. =P

[Tomken8d2]

@CrystalYaris

Hey, the big black dude was fair about it. lol