Samantha, you should write to Martha Stewart :)

[fate241]

what you do in your sex life..nobody can dictate..you do wat pleases you nobody else should matter..thats their problem..

[IlEstToutSeul]

why does charlotte storm out??

[Katoudi5393]

0:15-0:22 XDXDXDXDXD

[imajeepster]

asparagus and clorox!!

[Adoranger]

Oh, Vinnie. What would Will say about this?

[MaryTheresa1986]

I'm surprised Samantha doesn't swallow.

[KTBEverlasting]

@MaryTheresa1986 Only when surprised.

[MaedaMoonie]

@MaryTheresa1986 Oh yes she does but "Only when surprised" (= Sam's quote from a SATC-scene where she's being asked Q's about her sexlife by a doctor)

[gosuckafuck]

E P I C

[xXpastrychefXx]

dear martha,

funky spunk? help!

dear funky spunk

try a hint of mint? :)

[nikos576]

what a dialogue...

[coynie3]

i love how charlotte just storms out..

[bejbata]

And she's never coming back! :Ddd

[Mrscarolleanne]

Just don't give him head again...Hum I've never though of that!

[AstroHotty]

That guy was hot :)

[erwcat]

and she`s never coming back

lmafao

[elinheartstristin]

so funny how Char got up and got outta there

[elinheartstristin]

i like all four of them because they each have something i can relate to in personality wise. so all of them are my favorite.

[TheLovelylove]

One of the funniest.best written scenes!

[simplelife730]

dear martha, funky spunk, HLPE! lol 

[37mrsbatman]

I say whatever works. She's not hurting anyone.

[jollybaby18]

owhat is Charlotte getting mad about? Shes a hoe too :O

[jollybaby18]

Why the hell didn't she spit it out if it tastes horrible and funky !!!! She might be sucking on dick full of an STD! Its not suppose to smell bad. She need o find a new fuck buddy. D: I know Samantha is a hoe but she at least needs to have some standers.

That guy was hairy, ugly, and nasty and he looked unclean. I actually can't believe she said "I'm dating a guy" I'm very very young I'm glade I watch shows like this because I know not to be like these women when I'm older single woman.

[puxo2000]

@jollybaby18 samantha is definitely not a hoe, she gets what she wants and that's admirable. I bet if she were a guy many people (specially women) wouldn't be so critical on her....in fact, i think that if these faultfinders could be able to do what samantha does, they wouldn't care about what other people do with their sex life.

[jollybaby18]

@puxo2000 Samantha is a hoe plane and simple. She will have sex with anyone in a heartbeat. She is trash in expensive clothes. Women should stop trying to be like men thinking that its empowering. She can't remember how many people she sleeps with. People love her so much cuz men love easy girls who will fuck on comand and women love expensive things.

[puxo2000]

@jollybaby18 well, if being a hoe implies living your life the way you want and not the way others want you to live (and that includes being able to enjoy sex without worrying about what prudes might say), then samantha is a big hoe! Sometimes i think women (and even some men) who constantly critize samantha (and women like her) deep inside they would like to have the guts to live their lifes the way samantha does: without giving any explanation to anyone but herself.

[jollybaby18]

@puxo2000 I do live my life the way I want but I know how to act like a lady and don't embarrass myself or trash my reputation by being out of control like this. Women can lives there lives any way they ant yes. But plp talk and plp won't hire you. If this was a real woman she wouldn't have a job at all and she would be on the street or no where to turn but the sex business. I really hope your not like her. Because you stand up for her a lot :)

[puxo2000]

@jollybaby18 if you're worrying about what people talk, ,then you live your life according to their rules and not yours....it's ok if you don't fool around with many men as long as that's how you wanna live and not because 'people talk, hence they won't hire me or any other "disgraceful" punishment'....in fact, it's better when you don't depend on someone to earn money (e.g. by having your own bussiness).

And, i'm a man, if i were a woman i'd totally be like samantha,

[jollybaby18]

@puxo2000 No wonder your defending her so much, your a man. Men easy love women, your just happy just to get sex no matter where it comes from just like Samantha, you have no standers. I'm not living my life according to anyone's rules, I just chose not to be an easy hoe. You don't have to have your own business to earn a lot of money. Yes you can live your life the way you want but if people know your hoe you want get any respect. You would fuck hundreds of men every year?

[puxo2000]

@jollybaby18 the only respect that matters is the one that you have for yourself....fuck the rest...specially prudes that live their lifes through others...and for the record, at least to me, it's more respectable people like samantha, who really don't care what others might think of them...but it's just my opinion.

[jollybaby18]

@puxo2000 I know that! I'm just saying that women sleep around do get less respect and treated badly. And worst comes to shove if a women like this ever gets violently raped by a stranger. Her life style is going to be brought up in court and no one is really going to care. They will just say that she liked it or she got what she deserved. No you don't have care about what people think of you. You can do what ever you want. But what people think of you dose effect your life.

[RdtheLiterature]

@puxo2000 her friends thinks she's a whore...they make jokes abt it all the time on the show...what's a whore? A promiscous woman...someone who's been around the block a couple times...if your gonna be that then know what you are and be it, but don't freak out when someone calls you what you are

[liliangr]

I need some help here, cause I'm not from the USA!!! Can someone explain who is Martha Stewart??? :-)))

[jessica5666]

@liliangr

She's a famous cook

[liliangr]

@jessica5666 OK, finally I think I get what Carrie means!!! Thanks a a lot!! :)))

[Candice7]

hahahah Vinceee from Will & Grace.. Bobby Cannavale or something like that

[imajeepster]

samantha's face after he comes...LOL!

[michele7656]

"And she's never coming back!"

Haha! I think that's one of the funniest lines Miranda has said.

[waln492]

WHY IS CHARLOTTE SO WEIRD? this show doesnt always make sense

[RdtheLiterature]

@waln492 because she's an uptight prude...who doesn't talk abt sex..(think blue blood connecticut socialite type whose tryin' to reanact the Vanderbelt years at the turn of the century-Very Proper-audience puts up with it cause she has a pure heart and truly believes in her ideals).she usually puts up with samantha's vulgar speak but talking abt a man "spunk" was just a notch to far.

[waln492]

hilarious

[BIJMOZ]

that guy is fkn hoootttttt

[TomKennyIsLovely]

"And she's never coming back."

Aha, I love Miranda's little puns!

[angileka1987]

one of my married friends told me that if you want your mans spunk to taste almost sweet make sure that for at least before sex within 4 or 5 hours to eat alot of sweet meaty fruits like mango, peaches, strawberry ..etc

she said that it will taste lovely and women can do this too try and you will taste sweet

sweet and meaty fruits only not any thing els especially meat, cheese or chocolate I know some think chocolates are sexy and they are but they don't make you or him taste good down there

[capcom23]

@angileka1987 don't forget the saying "you're what you eat!" lol

[rochomed24]

whats the name of this episode???

[remansdagalea]

fucking funny

[magiccookies89]

"-and she's never coming back"

omg miranda XD

[Tigritzata]

do you know what season and episode is that ? :) 

[peter0010]

@Tigritzata Season 3, Easy Come, Easy Go

[pointhimout]

and the look on samantha's face when Charlotte stormed out, as if she said nothing unusual, like "what, is it something I said?"

[metube12]

OMG Charlotte walking away cracked me up!!!

[libramuscle4u]

too damn funny!!!! asparagus gone bad,with clorox..yuk!!!

!!!

[sjaeckh]

Samantha has an obvious nose job

[LIawIiet]

". . . can I cancel my rice pudding, thanks."

And that guy is so not attractive.

[househeadericmd]

trip to baskin robins... OMG miranda!!! i only thought gay men talked like this!!!

[JenniixC]

@househeadericmd

lol, nope. u should hear me and my girlfriends talk. its pretty much the same.

[imajeepster]

asparagus gone bad! LOL!!!

[LimeGirl08]

This is such a funny scene!

[kk1985kkx]

lol

[TheAnimal2526]

true true u right johnfrusciantenumba1 but like I said they should of made her lines a lil bit better n more open minded wen they talk about sex dnt jus get up n leave samatha always hears her shit y cant she hear samatha out I thought dats wat best friends do hear each other not jus get up n leave wat A BITCH

[TheAnimal2526]

the bitch acts like shes never been fucked when she gets up n leaves wat a wack ass bitch they should of made her lines a lil better she kinda fucking the show up. Shes coo but sum time she bugs the shit out of me and I jus trun off my tv she needs to get a better line

[TheAnimal2526]

DAMM samtha I can't get over how a super freak she is and how sexy she looks and talks mmmmmm but I think they should of never put charlotte in this show,

[blueyes1077]

Carrie: "Can I cancel my rice pudding? Thanks!"

LOL

[camelnat]

this shit is too funny.

[EthnicEnclave]

What's the name of this episode? or number?

[thangvicouture89]

hahaha

"if it tasted like beer "

[LaFashionista21]

"Can I cancel my rice pudding? Thanks"

Lmao xD

[izzyanddennyfan]

Samantha rocks.she was my favorite throughout the whole show!

[sk8erTrevor99]

wierd vid

[RENTluver06]

charlotte gets up and leaves

"and shes never coming back' lol

[anonnemus]

and she's never "cumming" back

[yvette74731]

so funny!ha ha ha ha

women dream to have a good taste ****

[veeronicaahardy]

just dont give him head again ...

i nver even thought of that

HAHAHAH

[cazia9]

i cannot look at rice pudding without thinking 'funky spunk' after watching this episode...lol

[astrangeone]

Poor woman - canceled her rice pudding.

Lol.

And the Martha Stewart joke.

[risingupabove123]

wow lmao

[MYNAME813]

can i cancel my rice pudding?

lmao

[XoJackieLuvsRonniexo]

"can I cancel my rice pudding" hahaha

[nattalia79]

Actually they are very good...

[MelaniePortrip]

Wow, you really miss a lot of funny jokes when you only watch the TBS version.

[kd1313]

Buy the DVD's, worth the money.

[blondlady25]

i love them all...the comments are so funny...

[emerly2424]

ROFL

[NicoleMalfoy]

If it tasted like beer xD

[cici0788]

everything about this scene is hilarious. i love how sam just casually says "im dating a guy with the funkiest tasting spunk"...i love how carrie and miranda just stare and charlotte storms out in this big dramatic manner. ahh so funny. lol

[SexiProductions33]

rotflmmfao

[k1a2d3r4i5]

This show is so well written, funny,little dramatic just perfect:))

[clci05ab]

"well, maybe, if it tastes like beer!!!!" the best line ha haha...and quite true! ha ha, Go, Sam!

[lucianamury]

the best tv show of all time

[Mauveilous]

"I'm dating a guy with the funkiest tasting spunk.."

[kd1313]

Charlotte is awesome.

[hu6h057]

LOLOL! "Can I cancel my rice pudding order please?" LMAO

[psychicsammy]

I love sarcasm =)

[Vay12321]

charlotte is legendary.

[nattalia79]

all of them are legendary

[UltimoLatino]

Her and Samantha... but I must admit out of all of them I think Charlotte is the hottest.

[mabrrr]

whuch episode was this. ive watched all the episodes a hundred times, dont remember this

[beboo82588]

it was in season 3. I know because I own season 3 =)

[alti07zic]

season 2 & 3 are great ;)

[Lexikool94]

HAHAHHA Charlotte xD

she just BOUNCED.

[Clayton0001]

That was very funny!

[amanda1bone36]

i hate how prudish charlotte and carrie are, samantha is so open and fun and carrie, espesh carrie just ruins it with her gayboness. at least charlotte has an excuse, carrie is like,secretly prudish.

[KopfAua]

@amanda

what is charlottes excuse?

did I miss something

[s3xyb3lla49]

lmfaoo i love samantha

[14dansa14]

-It tasted like chlorox !

-Well at least it will make your whites whiter ! LMAO hahaha love miranda !

[14dansa14]

I dont understand this :WHY o WHY does Charlotte hangs out with thoses girls ?????

She s very sweet and a good friend but sooo different from the others ! So stuck up with her rules :What's inapropriate to talk about, what,s inapropriate to do etc

The other three are more open and laid back. I doubt in real life, a girl like charlotte would have the other three as best friends !

[luciadellavita]

personally, i'm the charlotte among my other three best friends. yes, three. :)

[johnfrusciantenumba1]

she'e there as part of the show's dynamic. each of them represent different views women possess. they couldn't have someone like samantha without someone like charlotte, and we still love them both despite their differences in views. and obviously they feel the same way about each other.

[RdtheLiterature]

@johnfrusciantenumba1 yeah i was totally thinking the samething when charlotte got up and left...they did that for women out there who take extreme offense at discussion such as these...it's totally an ideal...they're all archetype versions of women...

[latin017]

SAMANTHA IS THE BEST!!!!

[Slave4UBB]

LMAO at Charlotte!

[eighteenxb]

Which episode and season is this?

[alti07zic]

Miranda & Samantha forever! ;)

[figi1000]

mirandas eyes when samantha says im dating a guy with funky spunk omg perfect hahaha!!

[38983]

I LOVE Samantha.

[ohmy1976]

i love Charlotte....can't help it hahahahahah

[cassie1013]

"No..it tasted like asparagus and chlorox!" LOL.........

[ciarraL]

samantha is awesome!

[thisispin]

this is why i love charlotte so much! funny girl.

[betocvas]

"AND SHE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" I love this scene!

[malep116]

O My God! Charlotte totaly flees from that discussion! ahahah, i love miss Prudence McPrude!

[sjaeckh]

"It's never exactly been a trip to Baskin Robbins!" hahaha Miranda, you are awesome!!

[nin514]

Cancel the rice pudding lol. omg.

[aSillyGirl]

She's tooo funny

[lexcor]

Haha!

Charlotte couldn't handle the facts of the sperm:D

[guccisexygurll5]

wow what a problem!

[ces105]

Samantha is the best!

[FamilyGuy770]

That is sooo messed up!!!! "If it tasted like beer!!"