Dr. Seuss Bible

[spookyspookydave]

gotta love that they had the gay guy playing jesus

[butchermachine]

"For they walk through this world in toe-crappity shoes."

[MissJeanette69]

lmao

please tell us another fairytale!

[astrocitizen]

Still better than anything Jim Carey and Mike Myers did.

[peymaania]

I like this version of the dead Jew on a stick day celebration.

[ArsonistInUrFirewall]

@peymaania

Undead jew on two sticks actually.

[guyfroml]

Hey, it's Flik!

[MrDerekSpears]

this is bullshit



[skippydeenice]

@MrDerekSpears this is hilarious

[AnthonyTrott]

53 people were disappointed the Dr. Seuss Bible made no mention of the Pit of Ultimate Darkness.

[zahem1000]

is he the same guy her ...yusufestes.co...cos i think he is

[mrunderbocky]

twirl the gawhirl...

[ejayhawk]

Hate it or love, ahead of their time.......

[epopeegenetics]

atheists are too stupid to come up with their own Bible so they ridicule Jesus.

[vonbontee]

@epopeegenetics Science books are OUR (superior) bibles!

[epopeegenetics]

@vonbontee nice to know you disregard the bible because of what you learned in school.

[KomradePosey]

@epopeegenetics Well you've got to understand Atheists aren't very good liars, so writing a religious text is kind of hard.

[skippydeenice]

@epopeegenetics hahaha what?

[tmt007]

LOLOOLOLOLOOLOLOOL RTHUMS UPPPP MMMMME,EEE

[manaburn]

I like all of the comments saying "Haha this is about the same as the bible!" I'm agnostic, and yet I can realize that this is just a joke. Why are you all turning this into cannon fodder?

[fourtywpm]

It's funny how the bible really does sound like this when you think about it. And it's even funnier to think that people are fighting wars because of it! HA HA HA HA Fools.

[HyrulesFinest]

It's annoying how athiests get pissed when "Bible thumpers" preach and whatnot, but they're allowed to ridicule all they want without consequence.

[Zalman1337]

@HyrulesFinest It's ok because they're all going to hell (in your mind at least).

[Taintedramen]

@HyrulesFinest you have every right to criticize. we do to. first amendment.

[DrTrollinThunder]

@HyrulesFinest

Are you seriously getting over the fact that we don't have our own book of bullshit podunk mysticism for YOU to make fun of to 'show us how it feels'?

Your Bible is fucking stupid, is what we're saying. That is the main thrust of our argument here.

[osmanfenoy]

cursed one

[Shuda7]

That actually makes more sense than the real Bible....

[NadiaFate21]

I swear, if there were a religious figure you could worship by sleeping I would stop being an atheist.

[sydbarrett5]

@NadiaFate21 But then all the insomniacs would think they were damned.

[Guitcad1]

@NadiaFate21 What about Morpheus, from the Odyssey? He's the one who gave the Lotus to the Lotus eaters.

[83redrose83]

This is fucking great! :D

[Geert365]

What does "jehovedi din" (at 1:38) mean? Can anybody tell me that?

From Holland.

[myfishbear]

@Geert365 godly person(Jehovah is a Jewish name for god )

[h3lblad3]

@Geert365

a din is a great amount of racket. Or noise, if you prefer.

[Geert365]

@h3lblad3 Ah, oké, thanks.

[louisevo4g]

@Geert365 a loud noise of god

[rockybalbova]

lol at the pagan who is probably pagan because he couldnt read the bible.

[cookedbread]

This is so beautiful.

[tubeviewerX20]

Can't I just enjoy a humorous Bible parody without seeing comments by bigots and atheists who can't even type with proper sentence structure?

[johnrakemusic]

@tubeviewerX20 you could also not use bigot and atheist in the same breath.

[kcg711]

wow and wene i thot Christianity could not get dumber lol i cant beleave alot of people still beleave in this oh whait people think that about me being Pagan

[DylanHouseShow]

When I was a kid, I prayed to god for a bike, but I soon learned the lord didn't work that way. So I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness- Emo Philips

[Zappalite421]

"What shall we do with this uppity Jew?" that line made me laugh for a good 20 seconds and I had to re-watch the rest of the sketch. They are truly the kings of situational comedy.

[shmoker2010]

Thus he spake. LOL!

[DarkMoonDragon]

God will probably smite me for this but scott made one hell of a hot jesus XD

[Mushuukyou]

@DarkMoonDragon There is no god, so don't worry about it.

[yurianne07]

st genghis, patron saint of lulz.

[hail4610]

I LOVE HIS GLOVES!!!!!

[thegirlygirl119]

hilarious when he just slowly pops up out nowhere lol

[mrgimp420]

Forgive them father, for they know not what they do...for they walk through this life in toe-crappity shoes.

[blindthrall]

Anyone notice how Foley, who I guess is some sort of priest, runs off with the little boy at the end?

[captainstranger1]

IT was Hilarious when my brother said this at church to our Priest he thought it was pretty funny but the others around him called him Anti-Christ when the Priest left

[kennyvsspenny24]

I'm an atheist and did not find this entertaining at all. Not because I was offended, just because it wasn't funny

[BobBX542]

Up until about 2 minutes and 41 seconds ago, I was fairly confident I had seen every single sketch the Kids in the Hall had done. This was completely new to me, and absolutely hysterical.

[xxRazorJadexx]

This is about how seriously I take the real Bible.

[a50sfreak]

This bit only aired once on Comedy Central and it took me years before I could ever find it on video ANYWHERE. This is the most clever bit the Kids In The Hall ever did.

[maxeypad]

Loool

[TheEternalOverlord]

I find this bible a lot easier to understand than that other bible.

[TMNTPIZZA]

@SuperYemeniah they aren't Jews there Canadian

[gaggle64]

I much would Dave charge to read me bedtime stories?

[Naddycat]

:O) Bravo!

[skywize]

Brilliant!

[SuperYemeniah]

i am a muslim and i dont find this funny at all i am so mad to to make fun of our prophet Jesus like this i dont understand how Christians find this funny i am sure jews did this.jews gave Jesus a hard time during his life and alot of suffering and the bastards wont even leave him alone even after his death because he is coming back soon for you but this time He will be the one who will give you a real hard time pay back is coming soon he has been waiting for u jews for 2000 years

[Sephungryman]

@SuperYemeniah ur fucking crazy lol legalize marijuana

[SuperYemeniah]

@Sephungryman lol i am sure that my comment got u upset cuz ur a jew lol

[Sephungryman]

@SuperYemeniah nope just stoned

[desertdreg]

@SuperYemeniah why would u watch a video with this title? did u think it would b serious?

[SuperYemeniah]

@desertdreg so to u its ok to make fun of Jesus if it wasnt serious snd just for us to have good time and laugh about it.

[SuperYemeniah]

@desertdreg and yes i thought it wud be serious cuz anything about religion is serious

[rachelmmmmbourne]

@SuperYemeniah Hey there. I have jewish blood. I don't follow the religion because I'm an athiest. I stand up for Palestine and muslims all the time. That's just not right.

[SuperYemeniah]

@rachelmmmmbourne i ask God to guide u to the right path for standing with the truth and justice .this clip proves that making fun of Prophets of God is the characteristics of the jews, after all i shouldnt be surprised since jews are called by God the killers of the Prophets of God.

[LegoMasterAlexander]

I own and have watched every episode of kids in the hall,including the kids in the hall movie,brain candy (I own that to :D)I personally think the the kids in the hall series is the best best best show & series & movie EVER!!!!

[DavidGaluska]

amen.

[LoveThemMusic]

lol

[thewilliammessick]

o k



[pretorious700]

As funny as this concept is, the execution is even better.

[22hogday]

I bet the jews liked this

[Alexc3217]

Thus he spake!

[OAppleoo]

i dont get it .-. and im a atheist

[TheBoochan82]

@OAppleoo most likely why you dont get it is that you are in fact an Atheist. Gotta know about something or believe in it to find something like this funny. Go find a religion and come on back. :)

[OAppleoo]

@TheBoochan82 "go find a religon" LOL you make me barf i was catholic at birth read the whole bilble which is all bs and then became Christian i saw all the bs they give and how culty they are Obsessed with apocalyptic disasters So please dont fking tell me to find a religon Thr is only one from all tht i would consider to join and that would be buddhism but unfortunently its hokus pokus for me though i enjoy how they treat everday life. what i meant by not getting it is, its not funny at all

[OnlyTheWeakNeedHelp]

@OAppleoo

same thing i was thinking.

[dagerm001]

@TheBoochan82 I'm an Atheist and I found this funny.

[aleatharhea]

@TheBoochan82 Saying that someone wouldn't find this funny because (you theorize) they are an Atheist, is ignorant and ridiculous. Atheists actually get the joke.

[pivot1022]

@TheBoochan82 you fucking dumb. im a athiest and i find all these god jokes funny cause i know that the acutal things like the bible are all jokes.

[jessemaurais]

All 100% historically accurate.

[emerys]

32 people are wearing socks of sin

[broadwaymelody33]

...Is Jesus' crown of thorns made out of suckers?  XD

[Gr8fuljess]

Love it

[Substantial666Riot]

ahh man im so glad they put this back on tv

[baltech22]

ahhhhh! Best KitH sketch ever!

[friskycake]

What should we do with this uppity Jew?

[katinaanimator]

I was born and raised Catholic, and when I saw this when I was 17, I laughed so hard I cried. But I kept thinking I would go to hell for watching it, and kept changing the channel back and forth. Now that I've stepped back from the Catholic faith, I can watch this without fear.

[fourtywpm]

@katinaanimator Ah yes, it's good to know you no longer give in to all that religious guilt bullshit anymore :) I know how you feel.

[katinaanimator]

@fourtywpm

Amen!

[thisgalaintdancinmr]

<3 

[cos2mwiz]

LMAO. Forgot how good this show was. A+

[MikaylaReevesTV]

Is Timothy Foo played by one of the sprouse boys, Dylan or Cole Sprouse, they played in big daddy and it looks like the same kid

[shortsandsheep]

@MikaylaReevesTV Are you kidding? This is late 80s, early 90s stuff. The sprouse kids were born in '92.

[madseason1989]

you realize its the same guy that makes snl who cares its al good entertainment ive loved um both for years

[KatarinaSu]

Is Timothy Foo Bruce's relative? He looks kind of like a small version of him.

[Savant357]

This wasn't the least bit funny.

[JohnLennonforever1]

I wish that Scott Thompson was my jesus, if that ever happen he would make my life even more gayer.:D

[JohnLennonforever1]

I wish that Scott Thompson was my jesus, if that ever happen he would my life even more gayer.:D

[drcrank]

I love that they made the gay guy Jesus.

[danieladougan]

Wow, I am going straight to hell for laughing at this.

[mistereveready]

@danieladougan luckily hell is a work of fiction. Though I am rather partial to the one that is worshiped by snoozing. The bible would be far more interesting if it was reworked in this style.

[TheCoffeeKris]

If my church gave sermons like this I'd still be Catholic.

[returnofbeaux]

"toe-crampity shoes" indeed!

[igg73]

i heard jesus was a black guy that took the black people to make a black kingdom but the jews killed the blacks cuz they didnt want the blacks having a city all for blacks

[StaraziaSelin66]

@igg73 right, except replace "black" with "jew" and you'll actually sound not racist.

[pumpTHATbassPUNK420]

he sounds alot like johnny depp as willy wonka lol

[vmelkon]

the one you can worship while taking a snooze! lol

[fuzzydude64]

I'm not quite atheist, but I'm not quite Christian either, kinda on the boundary line myself. This sketch is great, Christianity isn't all bad, but it's way up it's own ass.

[spazzing]

1:43 Young Timothy Foo looks like a mini Bruce! AAAAWWWWWW!!!

[softcelltainted22]

best. skit. ever.

[fourtywpm]

I always felt like Dave was the anti-religious one ha ha Dave's awesome

[Richardatf]

Blasphemous

[mightykaytor]

27 people walk through this life with toe-crappity shoes.

[NETWORK23STUDIOS]

This is so freakin hilarious cross dr seuss with the bible and u get this.

[stgm]

Okay, now I'm a Christian.... I don't see how this is anything but hilarious.

[alnewberry]

@stgm me neither. Too many of our brothers and sisters have no sense of humor.

[Mushuukyou]

@stgm I'm sorry to hear that you're a Christian.

[stgm]

@Mushuukyou Why?

[Mushuukyou]

@stgm ...because there is no reason to think there is any god, so you're just deluding yourself. It's a disease of the mind. You should educate yourself out of it.. learn some critical thinking. It's not good to believe in religion. Religion is evil.

[stgm]

@Mushuukyou Wow! YouTube user Mushuukyou finally solved something that people have been literally trying to figure out for millions of years! Something that even the worlds greatest scientific or philosophical minds haven't been able to solve. How did you come across this earth shattering knowledge? Have you gone to the media yet with your all your veriafible claims and methods you used following the scientific method? Oh right you didn't do any of that, fuck off.

[Mushuukyou]

@stgm Yea, it was already quite well known that there is no god, but it's people like you that are brainwashed into thinking otherwise.

[stgm]

@Mushuukyou Says the cocky atheist stereotype.

[Mushuukyou]

@stgm Yup, damn that intelligence. Damn that logic and reason. Always bums out your fairy tales, eh?

[Dys1970]

@stgm Me too....Hey....God has a sense of humor (I hope...otherwise, we are all going to hell)......

[bobdylan4evr]

@DesertStormFilms this be not propoganda it has no message

[bobdylan4evr]

scott thompson makes a good jesus

[softcelltainted22]

@bobdylan4evr i worship him

[alxcookie]

I love Canada lol. Dr Suess always scared me, this was more frightening, but I still laughed.

[yellowcougar18]

Do ya think that FunadaMENTALists like Kirk Cameron and Fred Phelps would get ticked off at the thought of a gay many playing Jesus?

And Dave Foley seems like a really funny, entertaining guy. Sadly, his marriages are not as successful as his comedy.

(Not mocking him, just hoping he finds happiness.)

[GeishaShattori]

I love how the word "spake" trips him up! XD

[idcatlady]

Never mind. I found out it's Dave Foley.

[idcatlady]

Ok I recognize the guy but I don't know his name. Can anybody help?

[tangledweb79]

Jesus loves the hell out of you.

[dubconcrete]

Jehovahity LOL

[DelectabilityZ]

BACK ON TRACK: Great sketch by the Kids, irregardless of religion affiliation.

[jdolew]

@DelectabilityZ no such word as "irregardless". just sayin.

[missbettybumper]

total genius

[ooMONKEYoo]

How come it takes Christians an hour each Sunday for the rest of their lives to get through 3 min worth of story?

[DelectabilityZ]

@ooMONKEYoo Clearly this is comedy. Also, it should be clear to anyone (religious background or not) that there was only one story told here as opposed to the countless ones in the Bible.

Also, try not being ignorant and realize that not everyone goes to church on Sunday.

Educate yourselfffff.

[ooMONKEYoo]

@DelectabilityZ Whatever you say, cult member.

[DelectabilityZ]

@ooMONKEYoo Nice one. I'm hurt.

[ooMONKEYoo]

@DelectabilityZ Obviously you are. You took time out of your busy cult schedule to come 'tell me off'. Christians are ruining the United States. Congratulations.

[DelectabilityZ]

@ooMONKEYoo See, that's where you're wrong. There was no 'telling off', but rather insight given.

For all you know I could just be messing with you and not a Christian at all, but merely stating FACTS.

Thanks for thinking everyone's from the States too.

Are you gonna show how much you DON'T care and respond to this too, tell me how I feel and/or delegate where I'm from?

[ooMONKEYoo]

@DelectabilityZ Merely stating facts? LMAO Where were those facts? I never said this video was the three minute story. Did ?. I'm not surprised a Christian has poor reading comprehension.

[DelectabilityZ]

@ooMONKEYoo Again with the assumptions.

Fact: not every Christian goes to church on Sunday; Fact: what Christians go to church "for the rest of their lives" is not summed up in one story, because that was not the whole story.

Maybe you should learn to properly read what I had said in relation to your attempts at insults.

And you said: How come it takes Christians an hour each Sunday for the rest of their lives to get through 3 min worth of story?

[ooMONKEYoo]

@DelectabilityZ You didn't even remotely touch my rebuttal. Go back to letting your pastor do all your thinking for you.

[DelectabilityZ]

@ooMONKEYoo Then clearly you cannot read.

Thanks for being predictable yet again though.

Looking for the last word?

[ooMONKEYoo]

@DelectabilityZ Can't stick to the subject? It's the same tactic used when pastors/priests are found to be protected pedophiles. I see you picked up some good tips from your cult.

The overall story of the Bible takes less than 3 minutes to tell. The rest is irrelevant data Christians don't follow in the first place - yet they spend hours on top of hours in church taking about how minorities are evil and against god and use the Bible to hide behind while they preach hate.

[DelectabilityZ]

@ooMONKEYoo Yet you're the one who constantly deviates from what is being said.

I'm not going to further your constant unmerited responses that are severely lacking facts.

Am I weak because I'm choosing to be done with this? Or are you going to say because I secretly know you're right? Predictable...

I've dealt with tactics of your kind before.

[ooMONKEYoo]

@DelectabilityZ How did I divert? I explained my original post over again to you. Man - your religion has got one over on your brain. I know you'll never agree with me, and I don't care. Only a complete moron would agree that they are openly in a cult controlled by sociopathic pedophiles.

There's only one thing you chose here. Think for yourself - or follow the cult of the century. Your Bible can only shield you for so long.

[DelectabilityZ]

@ooMONKEYoo Your ignorance can only shield you and falsely power you for so long.

[ooMONKEYoo]

@DelectabilityZ You going to add a bona fide argument with that statement? Didn't think so.

[DelectabilityZ]

@ooMONKEYoo Nope 'cause I'm done with this.

(Because you're secretly right, correct?)

Rhetorical.

[ooMONKEYoo]

@DelectabilityZ I'm not looking to be right, I'm looking for you to give a good reason for being in a cult. If I didn't care to hear you back yourself up, I wouldn't keep asking. You, like most Christians, just dance around the issue without addressing it. This leads me to believe you like the tax free country club known as the Christian Church.

[DelectabilityZ]

@ooMONKEYoo Clearly this is comedy. Also, it should be clear to anyone (religious background or not) that there was only one story told here as opposed to the countless ones in the Bible.

Also, try not being ignorant and realize that not everyone goes to church on Sunday.

Educate yourselfffff and find the humour that is so obvious to even - shock - Christians!

[SgtPlmFry]

I love this sketch! I am Christian and don't see it as being offensive... it's brilliant! Also, Young Timothy Fue looks like Bruce. I wonder if they're related.

[bbstingray]

is this any worse than an ebonic Bible

[gennamarieseider]

thus he...spake...*shifty look*

[MrMarsisdead]

I don't see this as mocking God. there not saying he does not exist . it's humor, religious

satire, i feel like the last line of this sketch is interesting and may speak a truth that is given to us in a comedic absurd way.... just an opinion.

[jordanowen42]

Wouldn't "do unto others as they do unto you" be eye for an eye? Hilarious sketch, nonetheless.

[eruption257]

Sin in socks, socks full of sin. How do we quiet this Jehovany din?