Big Brother 13 - Episode 2 - Part 3

[MURA1243]

RaChEl!!!!

[TheBieberfever08]

Sorry didn't mean to send that but this is a spoiler.  Technically the regulators were first four to go because brendon cam back after being 4th out and lawon left in his place so it was Keith,Cassi,Dominic,then Lawon lol

[TheBieberfever08]

SPOILER!!!

[bobzurunkel]

Jordan is hot this season!

[bobzurunkel]

Lawon may be the most annoying houseguest ever.

[TheFungirl77]

Danielle seems good with Jeff, Jordan, Rachel and Brendan but then later on she says they are not her friends. It would have been cool if Evil Dick stayed and Danielle keep to the veterans

[Creepyowl]

Shelly is such a man

[Creepyowl]

Kalua annoyed me the whole summer while she was around...

[leostreamer]

Keith is gay. LOL

[Salamendre456]

I fucking hate Adam,he disgusted me

[kongcheah2004]

haaaaaaaa....i always amaze by the creativity and waste in big brother game

[tianasweettea]

I thought the gay people on BB were supposed to be funny....Lawon is not funny whatsoever. -.-

[tianasweettea]

Lawon is like a knock off version of Kevin and Regan!

[katiekat9339]

haha the regulators iz an epic fail: 3/4 of them get voted out in the first 3 weeks!!

[PersonWhozAhsome]

3:14, ohgosh.

[caliguy999]

cant belive rachel n porsche make it to the final 2

[jibjabfan14]

when daniele said she got down to 99 pounds i was like: omg im 5'3 and 12 and i weigh more then that!!

[004Daniel]

Why didn't any of them fill their mouths up with milk then spit it out when they got over to the platform?

[imemmettson]

What was that? Ur cumming?! Oooooh tuuuuurning o ok

[Osric44]

Evel Dick, groaning??

Is he getting old, or what?

[Jeffieboi]

Lawon is soooooooo fucking annoying! Nothing he says is funny. It's just loud and obnoxious!!!

[coolcid24]

Brendan is a looser and rachl

[allyyLOVESfashion]

hahahaha those cow costumes are so cool ^.^ LOL

[ItsNoelMulkey]

rachel is a good competition host

[musicgeneration901]

I'm going for lawan Keith cassie and Dominic i want them to show that newbies can rock the house two......I hate Rachel

[almtonmak]

Lol this competition is so unmanly. You can't play it and still look manly.

[myme4ever]

haha keith looks like he's having s*x

[AlfredoDelDrama]

Shelly! Are you nuts?! at 4:48 she said “Just to always have another one gettin’ out of the water” o_O It’s milk! xD And Keith has bad ideas, the thing he did looks.. dirty xD

[hiddenstar23]

Ha, it's funny that Dom, Keith, Cassi and Lawon are all evicted. So much for that alliance.

[BeeVee166]

@hiddenstar23 ohh.. thank you for this cute little spoiler... !!

[gmike897]

@hiddenstar23 yeh i know rite

[Tatl33]

@hiddenstar23 lol all before the jury :P

[Flamelord325]

@hiddenstar23 Talk about the irregulaters.

[longfootbuddy]

this keith health black guy was just humping people rather than squeezing milk

[wwildgirl715]

kalia...you deserve nothing..

[ansonpang20]

ca they sleep on the coach (have not)?

[wwildgirl715]

@ansonpang20 nope only in the havenot bedroom

[picard94]

SpongeBob CowPants. lol.

[Jarretsabean]

The have not room was worst last season !

[clerks037]

@Jarretsabean except that the Have Not room this year has very bright fluorescent lights that can't turned off and are on all day and all night

[SilenceSyndicate]

I'm sure CBS doesn't care, but I'm boycotting Big Brother until Rachel is gone. I'm just sick of seeing her.

[Jarretsabean]

@SilenceSyndicate stfu , your getting on everybodies nerves ! who cares ! stop watching then ,.

[SilenceSyndicate]

@Jarretsabean I did.

[SuperBailey2009]

Keith must walk around with a perminant erection. Such preacher.

[emoianboy2]

CLICK 5:36 MILK MILK LEMONADE AROUND THE CORNER A BLACK MILK MAID

LOL HE SAYS HES A SEXY MILK MAID! :P

[TheCuteFondont]

I'm on orange team with Shelly,Cassi, and Lawon. So, basically I'm on the team full of girls hahaa XD

[snakeyes3210]

its kalias fault cuz she said she deserves everything

[snakeyes3210]

keith is one horny basterd

[francesfarmer85]

Whatever all the haters of this season need to watch last season, it SUCKED

[francesfarmer85]

Keith and Lawon are already annoying me more than Rachel.

[pinkyj4me]

Keith seriously..that's a little gay dude. Don't you think. Lol

[pinkyj4me]

I love Jordan she is so funny! I am glad she made it back on.

[IHEARTNERDS34]

Jeff is SO fuckin' sexy.

[Anime4Life35]

Keith wtf LMAO

[lyzzlovesyou]

5:36 = LMAO

[dbzbabe58]

LOL Keith

[2DTO3]

Adam was looking into his big black eyes, getting it! Keith was like a little lost puppy humping his teammates lol..

[gladfelter17]

@JaneyByun The moon.

[maanski3]

Jordan. Too cute. :)

[dielawnz]

so what is this show about? how do you win? when does it finish? somebody fill me in, why are their vets and noobs in the same house? how does it work, thnx.

[limpinkutku]

@dielawnz hard to explain it finished at the end of summer they are in the same house to make it interesting you gotta win the hoh head of house hold to put a couple on the block, if they win the pov power of veto they can take the couple off the block and put someone else up then everyone votes who to kick out then it starts over :)

best way i can explain it

[SuperDaly5]

Im blind, but i just somehow know that that Jordan chick is Blonde.

[sugablue00]

Lawon tries too hard to be liked ... fail

[Rockmusiclover535]

i love when jordan says the thing about the cows lol

[sm0ke41]

I love u jordan

[rodeman]

im turning im turning im turning HAHAHAH

[iCrazyLuvyou]

OMFG I LOVE ADAM!!!!!! "i NEED MY BACON!'

[PantsuPantsu]

Cassi is yum

[xX97cappy97Xx]

@PantsuPantsu .......she is so hot my screen took fire :)

[blackberrycullen]

3:08 lol jordan is the cutest

[MrJpman2]

Everyone was talking about their dumb strategy's for the competition, seriously the only strategy you should have is to haul ass

[RihannaRunsThisTown]

"No Bacon!!!!!!!!!!"

lol Adam's only good moment.

Keith was shagging Dominic - lol

Shelly's a nerd - complete opposite of Jordan

[Katiedidtimmins]

it's funny how dick complained about going to see other peoples HOH rooms, but he was super excited to go see the have nots room lol

i'm gonna miss him :(

[kalerr2512]

thank you quirkydude!!!!

[chartreuse88]

5:50 LMFAO

[energizer61bunny]

How ironic is it that Rachel has a cow suit on and is mooing like a cow? Yup Big Brother gets it.

[energizer61bunny]

The have not room from last season was WAY worse!!

[joancamo]

@energizer61bunny indeed!!! the beds were uglier and there were bugs and more trashy things

[aussieaero]

SOOOOOO MANYYYYYYYYYYYY PUNNNNNNNNNNNNS

HELP MEEEE

[NatorRN]

Thank you thank you for posting this video quirky dude! I'm all the way in Japan and can't watch BB on TV. Thanks again!

[greentrump1]

I NEED MY BACON!!!!!!!

[pentafrog]

funniest competition in thirteen seasons of big brother!

[codydh3]

5:39 KEITH YOURE DOING IT WRONG

[th4sn0wm4n]

rofl the comp was funny as shit lol!

[breesfaves]

lol jordan. she's hilarious

[BigBrotherEpisodes]

@JaneyByun In the back yard

[Balailey14]

I absolutely looovvvveee Jordan! ( and Jeff) they are like my fav BB couple ever!

[brmitch91]

Kieth looks like he's trying to have sex with his team members lmao

[tinkabella211]

Lmao keith

[tinkabella211]

Lmao i love lawon

[ItalianGirl903]

there is no such thing as space cows. if i was a cow, i would DEFINITLEY not want to be on the moon, that would be weird. I would rather be on a farm with all the other cows ~ Jordan

XD

[hawiiandelight]

@ItalianGirl903 My bf told me that reminds him of me... is that a good thing?

[bboyfallout]

@ItalianGirl903

wtf???? THERE IS SO SUCH THING AS SPACE COWS!!! obviously youve never been to the moon.

[IamYourGodWorshipMe]

10:01 best few moments of this series so far.

[IamYourGodWorshipMe]

comments that end with "thumbs up if you agree" are really jus pathetic attempts to get recognition. thumbs up if you agree

[Missdrea111]

i love big brother i watch it every sunday and thursday thumbs up if u agree

[LightsOfTheNeonBlue]

I laughed my ass off when Kalia said that Lawon was ringing her neck... I think his objective was to kill her LOL

[polaris5411]

jordon is an idiot

[RihannaRunsThisTown]

@polaris5411 Yeah but a cute and sweet idiot.

And Kalia is funny - she implied Lawon was a girl

[RihannaRunsThisTown]

I luv Jordan - she's so cute!

[cradle177]

"I'm Turning, I'm Turning!'' lol

[hiphophoney4u]

On behalf of all canadians(and others) Who cannot watch missed episodes on their website, I want to thank you! Your amazing! xoxo

[FlyingChink]

Those cow costumes are so cute.

[rcb19992009]

i love big brother



[Shaytards12]

I really want the veterans to do good this season!

[Bystander81]

If I were watching that cow thing in any other context I'd be disgusted

[aznboii07]

keith is like "fucking" men,women and cows.

[RihannaRunsThisTown]

@aznboii07 True! - I Thought for a minute - he fancied Dominic and not Porsche

[TheUfctapout]

dominique and adam are the only good noobs i think adam is the dark horse in this one 

[dreamiewinx]

oh jordan (;

[blackfoxx007]

Ok this has to be the most elaborate set Big Brother has ever done!!!!

[PokiCuber]

jordan.. 03:08. LOL

[pleum33450]

I want to squish the fucking milk off Jeff

[GOTHICmetalperson156]

4:37...bro is that a guy or a girl??

[MsLyricmaster101]

these newbies are so weak!

[crazytayla1056]

go veterans!:)

[wowisagaygame]

risg4me he did get kicked out well not kicked out he had to leave evil dick

[cuzifeellikeit18]

quirkydude thank you so much for putting all of these up! you just make life better!

[brandonmvmakerx]

Shelly looks like a penis.

[risg4me]

im supporting the newbies....i hate evil dick....seriously that guy needs to be kicked out of the house.

[Undecided1993]

What the fuck is Keith doing? O_O I am dying of laughter.

[YYZvocalesingcyclist]

don't you just love how Jordon does Stupid all by her little ole self... moooo.

[AnnaMidnightStar]

That's right Keith. You win the have not comp by squeezing the milk out of them. NOT BY HUMPING THEM ALL.

[Langfordites]

Shelly reminds me of Kathy this year, I think she will go far by floating.

[Bliss44]

These have and have nots competitions are soooo boring. I'd match rather watch them strategizing and scheming.

[tylercrick8]

am i the only one who noticed that in every single season the gay dude is usually always the have not .. haha

[ThePoleDude]

god i cannot stand that black gay guy!!! hes corny not funny and really fucken stupid! * so sick of big brother always having these over the top drama queen gay guys * like kevin * ragan * and now lawon!!!!

[risg4me]

@ThePoleDude kevin wasnt over the top drama queen....infact he was funny!!!

[secretsarekey]

Oh god love Jordan "If I was a cow I would not want to be on the moon...that would be weird" :P

[Arshavin23rd]

I can't believe this, such a waste of milk just for a competition.

[MrArundoobay]

looks like keiths humping was partially effective.

[Cutecare]

Tawon is trying too hard to be funny...

[Emmie17GaGa]

@Cutecare i was thinking the same thing:P

[MrArundoobay]

Dick "Aw.... my gut, ah ahhhh" lol

[WillExposeYou]

CBS should remind Keith that BB is a family show .

[MrArundoobay]

Keith is a little hornball with no game strategy.

[Azgara7h]

Wow, Keith is so horny, he can't keep track of who is a man, a cow, or a woman. It's kinda pathetic. That's why you're going home Keith.

[aaab519]

@Azgara7h LOLOLOOLAHAHAHAHAHHAHAI JUST DIED AT THAT COMMENT.

[MrArundoobay]

Keith enjoyed milking porsha. He enjoyes the butsex also.

[blackberrycullen]

lmfao jordan is so cute "I would not want to be a cow on the moon, i would want to be on the farm with all the other cows"

[understudy52]

THat better not be real milk. If so, what a waste.

[cherri7]

LOL they look like their having sex while squezzing out the milk and keith is enjoying it too much LMAO.

[Velociraptor027]

05:40 So for some contestants, this was pretty much either get humped by Keith or be on slop. Porche seemed to enjoy both options though ;)

[hoteliwinshowcases]

I'm hoping Shelly won't be another Kathy.

[hoteliwinshowcases]

When I first saw those Food Competition outfits, I thought they were art splatters over paper. :P

[vicked914]

LOL I LOVE KAHLIA ALREADY HER BITCHY COMMENTS R SO FUNNY

[1wildchilde]

Sighs... I heart Jordan...

[tristentms]

More of a red than orange. Or am i just color blind

[BIGBrotherClique]

omg too funny

[beachdude2882]

"If i was a cow i definately wouldnt wont tgo be on the moon that would be weird, I would be on a farm with the other cows" God i love Jordan

[tocofool]

I NEED MY BACON!!!

[mint301]

Worst puns ever!

[xkxLuLuxxx]

thx

for this dude

[paulsgirl27]

The have not room this year ain't nearly as bad as the one with the maggots

[kevinrock500]

@paulsgirl27

HAHAha true so funny when the maggots were in the room

[fidoryaka]

@paulsgirl27 id rather have maggots then the lights on all night

[greentrump1]

@paulsgirl27 At least you could turn off the lights in that one :P

[paulsgirl27]

@greentrump1 I wouldn't want to be in the dark with maggots yeee

[greentrump1]

@paulsgirl27 Good point. I definitely think last years was worse, but all I'm saying is that this one is a close second. But I wouldn't really know, this is only my 3rd season of Big Brother.

[RihannaRunsThisTown]

@greentrump1

Yeah so when is saw dick - i was like who's he?

I have seen BB11 & BB12 - favs Jordan (BB11) & Rachel (BB12) - and yay they're both in this series

[greentrump1]

@RihannaRunsThisTown Yeah, kind of. The only reason I don't like Rachel is because everywhere I go and try to talk about BB I get this lame imitation of Rachel's laugh. Ugh.

[greenman1694]

@RihannaRunsThisTown Dick my friend is one of the baddest motherfuckers out there he is a badass because he by himself did all the dirty work for his daughter in season 8 , he backstabbed people and they hated him like you wouldn't imagine and in the end when it came down to him and his daughter daniellle who didn't do anything to piss off the jury won by getting all the votes to win. If you can piss off all the houseguests and backstab them and still get there vote. They respected his game

[greenman1694]

@RihannaRunsThisTown oh and i know you've only seen bb 11-12 you should youtube Big brother Chilltown , the best big brother alliance ever. Mike the boogie and Dr. Will those 2 together got every plan they had done and were succesful in executing it. Just to tell you that chilltown in season 2 Will won and in BB 7 allstars when chilltown return Mike the boogie returned shows to you that they are 2/2. Rachel and brendan are chilltown's replacements because will stated he retired from reality tv

[greenman1694]

@RihannaRunsThisTown Continued: and chilltown were going to return but when asked to come back will declined but anyways just informing you on the some BB history since your new to it sort of :)

[MrGettofabulous]

quirkydude ur awesome! i missed this episode and i was panicking! then i remeber how fast u had last episode up and voila! this ones up! thanks! i almost missed it!

[CDX2400]

No Bacon?!

[keianna411]

thanks dude

[TheGleeVids]

yeea