playithardcore - Deus Ex: Discipline Your Child

[Te4RHyP3]

press 7

[tiosopaman]

Unfortunately, JC's magician career with his young assistant never took off...

[choasshadowsvenom]

jc: i anley wanted to disiplin him not blow him up i just got to make sure that

(paul walks in)

paul: hey jc guess what you got a promostian and...

jc: paul i can explain

paul: not one word

[slackingstacker]

It's funny how this game isn't controversial

[SIriusness0]

What a shame...

[Incognito1986]

Damn....murder!

[aps42able]

rofl i love how he just looked at the tnt box and then back toward the kid, i think i'll go play this some more riiiight now :D

[Plausiblesarge]

its level 2...how did you get pistols to such a high level?

[TaintedMustard]

@Plausiblesarge Is it even that high? His reticle took a long time to shrink.

[dani725671]

Deus Ex is awesome. Killing children has something to do with realism in the game. In real live you can kill kids too.

[skuterixas91]

this never gets old

[RiMa345]

In Italy it really happens..

[TigerRifle1]

I like it better when you're up close and hear their little death screams

[Falewick]

@TigerRifle1 You need some therapy dude :-)

[LoqueTheBoss]

what a rotten way to die

[westsidepride69]

What a shame.

He was a good man, what a rotten way to die.

I wish there was more I could say.

[Mropticalgreen]

his soy food is augmented

[0Angel0A]

The moral of this story is

If you leave J.C. Denton alone with your child, your child is going to die.

[HeavenHorizon1]

@0Angel0A As long as there is some TNT nearby.

[0Angel0A]

@HeavenHorizon1 Not really.

Anything alive that's around J.C. too long often dies mysteriously.

[rovemcanus]

set input mousewheelup spawnmass childmale 50

set input mousewheeldown spawnmass crateexplosive small 3

fly

[JoeV3ctor]

At least you won't need to waste lockpicks to get what was in that box.

[robdist]

Hey dont look at me he ate my candybar

[executiveE]

what a shame

[cartoonfan1920s]

JC: Didn't like my soy food, huh? I'll teach you to like healthy food!

[Pengvin0]

@cartoonfan1920s

He didn't like soy, I gave him pepper ^^

[Mrster]

What a shame.

[PattAdz]

Jesus Christ Denton

[Theo665]

he was a good kid. what a rotten way do die.

[kefkasakura]

Remember kids, work hard at school... Otherwise you'll be just like him !

[ZetaMan117]

If you could kill a child in modern-day games, there would be an outrage. That's what makes Deus Ex so awesome.

[bongolongo]

A BOMB.

What a rotten way to die.

[firetamer102]

wait wait, you stopped recording to early. we missed jc's supper!

[bc4florida]

Leave pistol skill as TRAINED... get the laser sight in liberty island at the start of game, put it on the pistol... it makes the pistol 100% accurate without having to wait for aiming... headshots are 1 shot kills, even from long range, no need for the sniper rifle; major game bug

[mgf001]

Jesus Christ Denton!

[Tscholing]

Love the blast! But you fire arm skill was lame! :P

[JokeRMario1010]

lol

[Zergblender]

Where is your son?

-Over there, over there and over there.

[greyistight]

oh, thats how you Discipline a child. thanks for the tip. ill try it out.

[Pardessus]

What a shame.

[playithardcore]

Yes.  Very funny.

[KristianHicks]

I admire his no child left behind policy.

[Confuzed89]

Hahahaha, good one.

[amenzix]

=))

[JCDentonCZ]

Ah, now I see what Bush meant with that.

[galexcd]

Deus Ex: Discipline Your Child... Or JC Denton will

[evalus]

What a shame... He was a good boy.

[Kunibuler]

...and then I count to three, and BANG the kid is invisible... it's magic

[rgm1984]

Hamburger Helper makes a great meal.

[Naxwell]

If this was Lost, the kid would show up 2 seasons later and claim he faked his death.

[playithardcore]

Alright, I laughed at that. Good show.

[DaSeek3r]

LOL alright I laughed at that really hard

[wardster10]

Haha i love how at the beginning you turn to child, turn to TNT, turn to child, turn to TNT :P

[Brummbrummquietsch]

Hey! I just wanted to write the same! :D

[HalfGreyHalfMan]

Cyber Jesus will fuck you up if he wants to.

[Ronkaknight]

What a shame..

[geroshie]

lmao

[sentrynebri]

What a shame.

[RogueTortoise]

its a shame you dont get the candy bar back by doing this...

[LegionsOfAnon]

That's what he gets for asking for something to eat. Poor children are to be exploded, not heard.

[JCPhoenix]

Ugh, I forgot ho bad TNT crates look without HDTP...

[inhuman216]

Hhahaha! Classic!