Rick Santorum vs Porn

[ThaTemPerZ]

u americans lost porn? HAHAHAHAHAH

[ethanwerch]

dont forget pornhub!

[northpaw2000]

I like seeing things like jars of pills blow up.

[ItsTreyx]

I honestly like black jelly beans

[dondonboomshot]

ummmm no joke i like the black jelly beans



[Sardonicious]

I lost it at "little Newt".

[Skepticlol]

xhamster...

[MriBustos]

Rachel starr, thats who makes me happy:p

[TheThomasAFCA]

who is this rick santorum?

[Sirzz2381]

my mom actually blocked me from my porn...so then i just became a total asshole to her for 5 days till i got it back, example: i come in from school po'd here's how the dialogue goes

Mom: Hey (My Name) what's wrong?

Me: NOTHING IF I COULD DO SOMETHING WHEN I HAVE 5 MINUTES TO MYSELF

i know that's horrible but what can i say, i'm an addict :/

but it lets me express my weird sexual thoughts there so i can act normally around women

[tobuscusfan321]

if they take down porn their would only be one website that says "bring back the porn"

[13Brycen]

my mom likes black jelly beans (actually jujubes does that count?)

[superboy1339]

its 11:08 pm and i feel weird watching this so late

[marbleman27]

holy fuckk i love this guy

[DoubleOBlooDMeat]

Dude, you make my night. Thanks so much! :)

[connorjhon456]

i aint tryed black jelly beans

[a47041]

Fuck Black jelly beans!

[padude64]

I am from Pa and Santorum is an ass!

[Kieransgamingcorner9]

Blaack jelly beans have always been the best. Seriously.

[GCar35]

LOL What makes me smile is running across a random clip like this that makes good GOOD sense! Smart guy! Dont stop talking about this bastard!

[bestusernameverofl]

you had to make black the bad color

[finolausseece]

What about asexuals? No sex in any form (including watching porn) for me.

[coolkidmiracle]

what about Dwight K. Shrute? he only eats the blacks ones;)

[wusewone]

Its like your mom comes in when watching this"every body likes porn!"

[theclevelandjunior2]

Black jelly beans are like one of the only jelly beans that I like. Not even kidding.

[platypusrex256]

@theclevelandjunior2 heathen!

[RandyMarsh8]

video about black jellybean conspiracy!

[HoMeRSMpSoNCr3Y]

what makes me smile is a bag of jellybeans with NO black beans!

[themadcowftw]

"if porn is taken of the internet there will only be 1 site left and it will be called bring back the porn" Dr Cox from scrubs!

[jrewt1]

got some thing against BLACK jelly beans

[TheRandomRiddles]

i like black jellybeans

[cubshawksbears03]

@TheRandomRiddles Fucking Liar

[JohnIsYoDaddy]

@TheRandomRiddles ewwwww

[javelin901]

@TheRandomRiddles bullshit

[The1Hate]

Taylor you didn't tell me you loved me this time.. what did i do? :(

[Michael0697]

@starofsatan666

And?

[HippoShemp]

RON PAUL 2012

[MrXboxUser]

who's the lady in the thumbnail?

[TheOnlyXenZie]

@MrXboxUser - Sasha Grey

[Rustaveli2k7]

of course you hate him you must be gay lol.

[awsidney]

Taylor do you have an Asian fetish or something. When ever theres porn or sex it's always asian.

[InContemplation]

Dude, so basically you're saying that the people will tolerate human rights violations, catering to bailout grabbing corporations, wars, environmental destruction, and spying, but when it comes to taking fap material, thats will warrant mass insurrection. XD

Sad thing is, I think you're right...

[Ifyoukn3wIt]

Well... Porn make me smile :DDD

[Ifyoukn3wIt]

Nice thumbnail :D

[givemearandomnamenow]

Black jellybeans are my least favorite, but one here and there isn't bad, but when there are too many, especially at the same time, it's awful ... RON PAUL 2012!

[IxAMxW1ldaBEASTY]

in the sand

[schedulefreak]

Too many zombies, too few tits.

[JST1324]

u make me smile :)

[Seracila]

SASHA GREY -3

[death9719]

i will use this as a lesson on anarchism and democracy, in democracy if the majority wants to get rid of porn, they will in anarchy if the majority wants to get rid of porn, the minority says go fuck yourself, set up a porn free society and leave us alone

[MrKingLlama]

P.S I love Black Jelly Beans No Joke

[MrKingLlama]

Santorum 1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

Nice...

[ThePanakuukanap]

i would watch porn, but i did before i came here. why do you think im not wearing any pants

[Kalabanano]

RON.... PAUL.... 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[eragonruler]

@Kalabanano You must be a republican. Only republicans dont know how to hold shift and 1 the whole time you hold down for a sentence ending. By the way you can only have to sentence stops/periods/full stops, whatever you call it. You can only have 2 of them.

[Kalabanano]

@eragonruler Nice arguments

[eragonruler]

@Kalabanano Thank you.

P.S: i dont really dislike republicans i just was had a bad, so sorry if i seemed mean.

[BillyJoe1305]

The guy I want for President often states that although he dislikes prostitution he has no right to stop others from engaging in it. Santorum says I should go to jail if I even see a titty, hmmm decisions

[GuestVeea]

Also, some peoples' primary money income in life actually depends on porn

[christianulmer]

im 11 and I whatch porn

[lildrakeYM]

Hey Murkah, type in santorum on urban dictionary, and you will find that it is a gay sex move

[fungamer2817]

"... have fun with little newt..." roflmfao

[MrHaloxp3]

I LOVE BLACK JELLYBEANS! And i'm lying, but i'm glad i found your channel though :D

[XDStamos]

WTF at the video called In The Sand.Its thumbnail is a nude sand woman

[MrSteakable]

I would love to see a presidential candidate openly oppose ricks ideas about porn, just imagine that headline POSSIBLE PRESIDENT PAUL IS PRO PORN

[NSFUandZK]

It went from porn to "NOBODY LIKES BLACK JELLY BEANS!"

Well you sir have earned another subscriber..

[gcorking12]

I think Rick is sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal intercourse. Fact.

[crusharush]

the lesson of the day is "Everyone likes porn so can't we just agree on something?" why isn't there stuff like this in my school?

[GingerSheepGaming]

life is like a bag of jelly beans, no one likes the black ones........plz dont take this seriously XD

[GingerSheepGaming]

i like black jelly beans

trololololol

[WarFilmsOfficial]

U goes berserk on Rick Santorum, though you are right.

[4q2pab]

RON PAUL 2012

Keep ur free internet porn

[Psnumberonefan]

porn makes me smile

[TopZoneGaming7]

I am a Black jelly bean

[THEapphacker]

I like black jelly beans...I'm not lying either lol

[aaronrabinowitz]

i dont agree with you about tebow, but i hate black jellybeans

[eLsUp3rMeN]

sometimes watching porn is better than fucking ur wife!

[xEPONTYX]

@eLsUp3rMeN ......if u think that u got a unattractive wife

[KDJ713]

why the jellybeans gotta be black?!

[spartanman601]

Tits make me smile ;)

[stridegum1000]

ill be waiting for that jelly bean conspiracy video Murkadurkah

[imAbstriction]

black jelly beans make me smile

[lardtaziumwadmaster]

Lol. You called him a cockmuncher. It's funny because he's a homophobe

[Omni956]

I would vote for you because of that.

[Blazergutz]

What makes me smile your funny ass commentary

[Blazergutz]

I HATE BLACK JELLY BEANS FUCK ANYTHING WOULD TASTE BETTER THAN THEM!!!

[darkaboud]

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[YBeshay]

Rick Santorum doesn't have a chance anyways.. Ron Paul 2012!

[kristhejerk123]

thats the motive no no no no is thats the motive

[Leonurdinho959]

I hate all jelly beans....

[jetsfan42996]

Rick Santorum dropped out. Watch the news

[jetsfan42996]

I love black jelly beans, lol

[elkuatro97]

Outconsumer a very important spanish youtuber and one of the best, has mentioned your channel in one of his videos. Why do you don't do the same?

[MrJdogno1]

i like black jelly beans

[XgryphoneyeX]

I love black JellyBeans no joke

[OilyJar]

I watch porn myself but is it really that hard to see that porn is BAD for you? Seriously.

[zeroionare]

Fuck black jelly beans

[deadhand45]

Why did you choose the color black? hmmm. Lol im joken

[TooClassyyy]

My mom likes black jelly beans...

[adamperrypage]

RON PAUL 2012!!!

[MegaCode18]

Obama. Is not really the hot shit either if I have to say obama was kind of a pretty shitty president

[ThisDamnMonkee]

you make me smile.

[trevor2594]

Urban Dictionary: Santorum

[brendandmcw9]

i didnt know he was trying to take away porn! fuck him if he takes it away ill kill him

[Zizzerboy]

Also, not everyone is from the US... the US doesnt own the internet... why should he get the censor the internet? its the WORLD WIDE web not the USA web

[P90874]

Ahahaha The ad at the bottom of the video was asking me if I will support Rick Santorum in 2012 lol

[lucifer2k1gaming]

Cod and femail tits

[MrCheese201]

rainbows and vaginas make me smile :)

[XxDeathsxRowxX]

i love black jelly beans, black licorice, and good and plenty's whats good son

[MrRubberducking]

pot roasts make me smile

[mynameiszapdos]

The day I stop voting for republicans is, well, I guess I'd have to have voted for that party in the first place.

[tigerm936]

shit that makes me smile are boobies!!! (;

[llo2911]

haha I hope your mom watches this :)

[PainKillerAvenger]

i like black jelly BABIES

[TroySchmehl]

I realized if a girl tells you she doesn't watch porn... shes lying to you.

[ThePanakuukanap]

type in rick santorum on porn in google

[TheZhengmeister]

I kinda want it to be passed so he'll be assassinated, then legalised within days.

[phippo182]

You should make like a 1 hour special with so many topics to talk about because i love hearing you talk. and zombies

[simppa99QS]

Taylor for president!!!!

[bocat97]

i just throw out the black jelly beans :P

[SkuzzyHD]

Porn makes me smile

[stormfire180]

People who are for the "porn ban" are old ladys or middleage guys who are their wife's bitch and don't want to admit they watch porn

[Patman494]

google santorum. it should be one of the first ones. You'll know it when you see it.

[ThePanakuukanap]

i looked over and some kid was masturbating in class

[jackalpwn42]

im a christian and i dont watch porn but if you like that its fine by me because it doesnt bother me because its not a part of me.

[sqielyr]

Murkadurkah please be my president

[sqielyr]

Murkadurkah please be my present

[willycom12]

I like black jelly beans!

[TomMCQN]

do i spy Sasha grey in the thumbnail?

[FatalDeduction]

Ahhhh I learned about Freud today!!!

[diablofirefilms]

porn makes me smile if you agree thumbs up

[ChgoLink123458]

just get rid of child porn

[deathxshade]

I livezz in zeh europe where porn free and almost eberyone with internrt can watch no bullshit bout censoring wth armica you dissapoing me for tje 1000 time

[Izlude77714]

lol @ butthurt prepubescent child getting upset because he wants to imagine as many men masturbating as possible

GTFO queer

[blackopsmaster1997]

110% agree. Amazing commentary, please put up more on your thoughts about the politics going on. I don't watch porn but I don't think that it should be taken away. I mean how do you think 11 yr olds will learn what to do otherwise right?

[xKapownd]

@blackopsmaster1997 Thanks! Although I'd advise anyone out there who uses porn to 'practice' for real sex to tread warily. Porn is about as close to real sex as the battle of Helms Deep is to WWII.

[toocool2beat]

@xKapownd Ahhhh lord of the rings quote <3 ily

[nixstonis]

@xKapownd That is one seriously funny, and accurate analogy. Well played murk, well played

[laoranah2]

Never have I heard so much dumb logic come out of your mouth...your logic is like saying that if some people like heroin then let them do it, and if you agree with that then you are the one who needs to step back and re-evaluate your morals/ethics

[xKapownd]

@laoranah2 Hmmm. I'm not sure what bit of logic you're referring to. I didn't even mention drugs, so I'm lost.

[laoranah2]

@xKapownd i never said you did, but you did say that because he doesn't like it (porn) that its not fair for him to take it away from everyone who does. How is that any different from drugs?

[ThePanakuukanap]

@laoranah2 while under the influence of drugs, you can hurt someone, porn has yet to hurt someone

[laoranah2]

@ThePanakuukanap well from what Murkah said he doesn't think it's fair for Rick Santorum to make porn illegal just because he doesn't like it. So it's ok for people to make drugs illegal but not porn? Some people like drugs so that means that the government shouldn't be able to make them illegal? And yes i know he never mentioned drugs but thats the point theres no difference between the two issues

[ThePanakuukanap]

@laoranah2 like i said, while under the influence of drugs, you can harm someone, emphasis on CAN

[jackonno78]

@xKapownd im on your side but you did mention marijuana in the video

[benzema7843]

@laoranah2 I see where youre going... but porn wont kill you :/

[laoranah2]

@benzema7843 true, but in logic there's really no difference what the subject is.

[420ftw1]

@laoranah2 you are a fucking idiot, that was one of the dumbest leaps i have ever heard in my life going from porn to heroin, last time i checked porn dose not kill you or lead to you sucking dick in a truck stop so you can get your fix.. But to be honest if someone wants to shoot up why waste your time with them its not like they think that they can shoot up and go do anything they normally do, but im pretty sure you can rub one out and go do pretty much anything.. oh and fuck u.

[laoranah2]

@420ftw1 dude it doesn't matter there really is no fucking difference even if drugs can kill people how is it fair that if some people like to do drugs that it's illegal for them? That's what murkah logic with porn was. So no you are a fucking idiot

[420ftw1]

@laoranah2 so wait, if a very small population of people want porn to be illegal it should be even tho it dosent hurt anyone and much more people want it to be legal, and if a very large population of people want hard drugs (coke, heroin, meth) to be illegal it should not be because a small amount of people like it? Because that is what u just said to me rofl stop being stupid theres a hugh diffrence to what he was saying and what u are saying..

[laoranah2]

@420ftw1 your ignorance is very un-bareable, honestly you should stop replying your arguments are invalid in sooo many ways

[420ftw1]

@laoranah2 all i did in the last comment is take what u said and make it bigger any semi-educated person can notice that.. its interesting how u take this from being banning a harmless thing to it being the same as banning somthing that kills people, maybe if u replace every "porn" in this video with "heroin" then yes u have a point, but otherwise ur just a fucking idiot.. ones logic on one subject can change big time when u go form one subject to another thats universal to everyone.

[MrBowdallen]

@laoranah2 uhm that is how he feels he even said in a commentary his views on politics are that there should be very little government involvement unless its breaking laws like hurting people besides the fact that watching porn will not kill you unless you decide to watch so much you do not eat

[ArcaJeth01]

@laoranah2 You just described my political views, let them do heroin, if they are stupid enough to do it, then let them do it and die and get rid of their idiocy from this earth.

[Degenerate999]

@ArcaJeth01 Your an idiot that person was saying the opposite.

[ArcaJeth01]

@Degenerate999 He was saying that my views(what i mentioned) was wrong. So in this, we are both idiots becuase i said something that wasnt 100% understandable by everyone, and you misread my comment.

[nixstonis]

@laoranah2 People SHOULD be able to take whatever they want, so long as it doesn't affect anyone else who the fuck are we tell them otherwise. Its their life, their body and their decision.

[Degenerate999]

@laoranah2 Just shut up until you have something remotely intelligent to say. NOBODY should be able to stop you from doing heroin if you thought about it and decided thats what you want to do. Stop relying on the government to tell you what you can and cant do. Thats why we have brains(most of us anyway im not too sure about .you) If you'd rather have safety than freedom you dont deserve either.

[xMaddogx1095]

black jelly beans make me smile because they taste good

[torkyn1]

Sasha Grey hmm? You like your dirty stuff Taylor?

[MadeinBangladesh0235]

RON PAUL FTW!

[phillyalldaway33]

how bout this guy /watch?feature=player_embedded­&v=4d_FvgQ1csE&noredirect=1

[xIgniter]

a/v off again

[videohead3000]

i like black jelly beans! :3

[sgtbearbomb]

@gerrardfc8 Hi

[sgtbearbomb]

@cartmanroks1234 Bf3 every day I still play cod but bf3 is way better

[SirGrapezz]

Taylor... i have a request. when the next COD comes out... teach us how to cook MW3!