YouTube News I Want to See

[HeartAndSoulGirl]

I agree with every point but the ads. Without the ad revenue, Youtube would be shut down. The ad on the front page needs to be there for the site to stay up.

[colourfulwithaU]

Colourfulwithau likes this.

[theghoulnerd]

you should own youtube

[scarheadshow]

Love it :)

[bufalosabresrock4444]

vlog brothers arnt number one,

[BeBopALula1]

@bufalosabresrock4444 It's the news she WANTS to see...none of what she says is real...yet

[base753]

That was very a creative idea.

[PlatyStudios]

The auto-captions go crazy on this.

[TheMattieBoosh]

Haha Great video xD I forgot the title and nearly flipped out at the vlogbrothers News bit ... I'm an idiot :D ... And Yey for paul being in your video *aspires to be in your video*

[justonepixel]

I regretfully admit I spent a good 10 minutes trying to figure out why the vlogbrothers weren't actually listed as the most subscribed...

[blythe025]

These are all the kinds of things that I would love to see, too. :)

[idlechimp]

Sweet! I love hopeonatenspeed! Great news!

[vasniltere]

I wish... I wish so badly that this was true, especially the hater part. Although I do support freedom of speech and freedom of belief, it bugs me when people take freedom of speech to mean freedom to be rude. You have the freedom to disagree and the capability to do it without being rude. But unfortunately that won't happen and we'll still be flooded with immature comments.

[xperpetualmotion]

Really well put :)

[withalittlegrace]

*sigh* If only.

[elizziebooks]

I like the bit about hate comments. That would actually be awesome.

Yeah, I'd like to see more promotion for smaller youtubers. There are so many good youtubers that aren't on the top 100 that are pure gold.

[xperpetualmotion]

yeah, and a lot of the time it's really hard for new youtubers to get any kind of audience even if their videos are great.

[footynutguy]

I wish all of this was true.

The news I would like to see is that they decide to stop messing with the layout and they put the dooblydoo back in the right place.

[xperpetualmotion]

well you don't have to use it yet ;) But yes, I agree.

[footynutguy]

I did find out that there is an icon of two arrows pointing in different directions under the video window that changes it back when you click it.

I just wish it wouldn't default to the new way.

[CleverestWitch2188]

Hahaha. Youtube please actually make all of this happen. Kthnx.

[chinareds54]

There's a bright side to everything... Without haters we'd never have seen John acting like a squid.

[xperpetualmotion]

haha, good point. SquidJohn is awesome.

[BarryAldridge]

I would love to see these changes on Youtube. Great video Karen.

[xperpetualmotion]

Thanks Barry!

[REMsleeper428]

UNCULTURED PROJECT. OKAY, this video is totally full of win!

[REMsleeper428]

OMG. I LOVE THAT PLAN FOR THOSE HATERS!

[REMsleeper428]

SONGSFROMPAUL!

[awesomemondays]

ooo i like these vids

sooooo........ informative:)

[IAmTheBookie]

This would be so awesome!

[livin4hymn]

If only...

It'd be cool to see any DFTBA artist get more views than Ke$ha or Lady Gaga.

[xperpetualmotion]

yup, so true.

[Justtubed]

That's actually some really awesome news. Did Paige really get featured? I love her to pieces!

[xperpetualmotion]

No, none of this actually happened (unfortunately).

[Justtubed]

i feel like such a poophead. I realized now what this video was. It makes me sad now. I want this to be true. Except for the trolling. I kinda wish I had trolls on my channel.

[sittingonanmm]

Your impression of WillofDC was PERFECT! These would definitely be awesome YouTube News!!

[xperpetualmotion]

haha, thanks :)

[cookie4monster4]

I want to see this happen!

:)

[catinplaid]

I love this. Great job!

[xperpetualmotion]

Thanks!

[DigitalCable]

I love the hater comment essay idea, so fitting. If only...

[TravelJoe2010]

The channel plugs are a better idea than showing front page ads.

[xperpetualmotion]

Yeah, it's a much better use of the space.

[129das]

aww but i love haters its fun to just read comments that have nothing to do with the video they just watched

but really i do and this may be little mean read the stupit stuff people put in comments some of it can be funny

[MeTheOneth]

Someone broke into twodc and rwj's house. Or has a greenscreen. One of the two.

[xperpetualmotion]

I definitely broke into their house. Yup.

[escibs]

If only...

[ckXcore]

This was really well done! I would love for all of that stuff to be true! Paige is amazing!

I would love to see all youtubers have the rights to use their own thumbnails for videos and banners for their doobly-doos! (i want a banner but im not cool enough for youtube to give me one yet D: )

[xperpetualmotion]

haha, yeah, I've been wanting that for ages now. Sadly it would probably be abused by most people :(

[ckXcore]

@xperpetualmotion unfortunately... i guess i never thought of that..

[kira902k]

*sighs* I wish that were all true!

Great video. =D

[xperpetualmotion]

Thanks!

[Friendswobenefits]

Karen! You are too kind! Thank you very much for the promotion.

[xperpetualmotion]

No problem :) Your videos are some of my favorites!

[ccoledude]

That would be so awesome!

[morgantonewv]

Karen, you're awesome! Pretty soon you're going to have to create some iPhone app or Google extension that uses a GPS to let us know where you are and if you're available to hugged and high-fived. Seriously.

[xperpetualmotion]

haha, well I will be at VidCon and I'll give as many hugs or high fives as you want :D

[BeBopALula1]

Great Stuff I hope TheWillofDC spotlights this in his next video :)

PS. I found this video cause John tweeted it

[xperpetualmotion]

oh man, that would be amazing!

[sarahannerodgers]

I would love if all these things happened!!!

And tehe I think it's funny that people are taking what you say literally!

[xperpetualmotion]

haha, yeah. I really hope people realize that the vlogbrothers didn't actually get 2 million subs overnight :P

[hangingwithNadine]

Get on this Youtube! Seriously, this is pretty much everything I wish Youtube was... and hope it becomes.

[xperpetualmotion]

If people at YouTube actually saw this I would be ridiculously happy xD

[notanut02]

I like your Youtube better than the existing one!

[xperpetualmotion]

haha, thanks!

[fairylightts]

Hah, I love it! I love the smaller-channel promotion, I know there are plenty of channels out there that are amazing but unknown.

Also, if John&Hank skyrocketed to #1, that would just be... scary. But in a really good way.

[xperpetualmotion]

Yeah, the smaller channels really need to get more love too.

[hersheyam]

You forgot the peace sign! Great video though.

[xperpetualmotion]

haha, I guess I did. Whoops xD

[paperxxhearts000]

The vlogbrothers have 2 million subscribers? I checked their channel and it says they have around 200,000 subscribers.

[xperpetualmotion]

It's called parody ;)

[paperxxhearts000]

Oh, right. xD Sorry, I'm slow. Haha.

[WillsOdyssey]

If these things all happened, not only YouTube, but the entire world would be a much better place, fantastic video!

[xperpetualmotion]

Thanks! Agreed :)

[hopeonatenspeed]

all of those things would be beautiful!

[xperpetualmotion]

Especially your face on the front page!

[phampants]

HAHAHAHA! GREAT parody/cover. This was brilliant Karen. Not to mention, LOVE your ideas of what YouTube should do. 

Fantastic!

[xperpetualmotion]

hehe, thanks so much!

[crimsong19]

Mmm, those would be awesome things, Karen!

- Jason

[Rearda]

Found a link to this on a tweet. You deserve a wider audience.

[xperpetualmotion]

Thanks!

[ghostwritten87]

Great video :) I wish it were true . . . maybe someday. We need a rich nerdfighter to take over Youtube.

[xperpetualmotion]

haha, I kind of doubt that'll happen anytime soon.

[towelmuppet]

I would love to see all of that. I would also like to see the return of featured videos that were worth watching from small youtubers.

[xperpetualmotion]

Yes, so true!

[xXmafia77Xx]

by preventing people from being "haters" youtube may stifle arguments that are part why this site is so amazing that people from all over the place with completely different views can debate things

[xperpetualmotion]

Yup that's true, I was more talking about the people whose comments just don't make sense or are pointlessly mean.

[fizzylimon]

If only, Karen. If only :)

[xperpetualmotion]

Maybe in some alternate universe it is true :P

[royra83]

AT LASTT!!!!!!

[emmfan09]

I agree with all of this. AND I really liked how well you chanelled Will -- it was like watching one of his videos. Another great video from you, Karen Kavett!

[xperpetualmotion]

Thanks so much!

[madasrabbits06]

oh dan i thought john and hank actually got to the most subscribed. oh how i wish... :P

[xperpetualmotion]

haha, they still have quite a while to go. But we can dream :)

[ProjectSugarCube]

I would loooove to see this!!

[xperpetualmotion]

Same here!

[heather23renae]

It took my like :40 seconds to realize this was fake. I was like, spazzing. and then I frowned :(

Great video! Wish it were true :D

[xperpetualmotion]

aww, I wish it was true too =)

[fallofautumndistro]

Nice job Karen. =)

[xperpetualmotion]

Thanks Alan!

[madasrabbits06]

wait..... are they seriously most subscribed!?!? FINALLY!!!! :D

[xperpetualmotion]

haha, you have no idea how much I wish this was true xD

[Lidespam]

Woop :D I love your ideas <333

[xperpetualmotion]

Thanks :)

[TheWillofDC]

this was the greatest thing EVER!!!

[xperpetualmotion]

Thanks Will!!

[doctornoise]

haha awesome

[xperpetualmotion]

Thanks Bill!

[ShinyJaker]

Oooh, was number 1 a dig at RWJ? haha

[xperpetualmotion]

Not really, I do admire all the work he puts into his videos. It was more a dig at ones that don't have any work put into them whatsoever.

[ShinyJaker]

Oooh, that makes more sense; but I see what you mean either way, it IS frustrating people like the Vlogbrothers are so underappriciated despite all their amazing charity work etc

[lostinthoughts89]

These changes are epic! They must be put into motion immediately.

[xperpetualmotion]

Agreed xD

[ChateauOfADoubt]

That was so awesome. I love YouTube news and that would make me sooo happy:D

[xperpetualmotion]

Thanks!

[bandgeek8408]

Oh, if only . . .

I think haters should be forced to think logically about what they've said . . . but then, that would require haters to have to capacity to actually, you know, think. Ah, well. I like your idea, too. =)

[xperpetualmotion]

haha, I don't think haters are capable of logic :P

[Sarahendipity]

If this was reality, my life would be complete. <3

[xperpetualmotion]

Same here :)

[Myfkduplilworld]

One day...I wish actual content would be at the top and not just random viral videos of cats,crying kids,or anger management 101 videos....

[xperpetualmotion]

Yup, so true.

[chiquitabanana]

hahaha. yesssss please.

[splicegrrl]

great youtube news. i wish! love TheWillofDC.

other news i'd love to see:

-- youtube has partnered with lots of other companies to fully sponsor VidCon, so it can be extended a few more days at no expense to attendees and so lots of proceeds will go to charity

-- wheezywaiter reaches 1,000,000 subscribers

-- ze frank announces he's doing another year of The Show, but this time posting it to YouTube who has agreed not to garner any revenue for themselves in honor of his importance to online video

[xperpetualmotion]

oh man, if all of those things happened I wouldn't ever stop doing a happy dance :P

[LegendShark]

I realized halfway through this was satire. I feel slow...

Oh well. We can dream.

[xperpetualmotion]

aww, well I'm glad you figured it out in the end ;)

[princeword]

OMG did they pass Nigahiga.... ;)

@thewillofdc better watch out

cheers

[xperpetualmotion]

haha, unfortunately they have far to go to pass nigahiga.

[bekabee24]

5 stars, favorited, you are so awesome. :) If only this were true...

[xperpetualmotion]

Thanks for the favorite!

[tjthewho]

This is brilliant.

[xperpetualmotion]

Thanks!

[helenzebcharles]

Great video! I want to see all those changes.

[GodOfAwsomeness]

Me too!

[tetsubo57]

I don't mind the haters. I am a profoundly strong supporter of freedom of speech. The most important speech to protect is the speech you don't agree with. It also means that the haters point themselves out. Which makes it easier to identify the asshats of the world. I get *lots* of haters on my channel...

[xperpetualmotion]

Oh, I'm all for haters having freedom of speech. I'm also all for having some way not to see the pointlessly mean ones.

[hptwilighter]

I wish this would happen :) Awesome job

[xperpetualmotion]

as do I, as do I.

[nenalyzed]

I think you did quite well! TheWillOfDC can be proud of you

[xperpetualmotion]

Well he seems to like it!

[781228XX]

Yes, please. This would be nice.

[JustMargaret]

Yes! Paige and Chas! I was already subscribed to both of them! I feel like I'm one step closer to making this video real and not fiction. Now to check out Paul! Huzzah!

[xperpetualmotion]

I'm sure you'll love Paul's videos, he's great :)

[advancekid]

I miss the YouTube front page features :(

And these certainly would be big news! They'll happen.... one of these days :D

[xperpetualmotion]

haha, once of these days in another universe maybe :P

[raidonthestadiar]

FWOB! FWOB! FWOB!

That is all. :)

[xperpetualmotion]

Yes, he is awesome!

[PaulSaysThings]

I dont have ads because i used firefox and have the adblock application. its amazing.

i really do think they should have something that would log how many thumbs downs an account gets and ban then from commenting or something.

[xperpetualmotion]

I'm actually against the adblock application. You're just taking bandwidth while taking away what might be the only source of revenue for a site, which really isn't fair to them.

[8Tails]

Oh, why of why can't this be reality. :P

[xperpetualmotion]

I know, that would be amazing.

[songsfrompaul]

Sadly, this is likely to be the only time I make it to the front page on YouTube ;)

[xperpetualmotion]

You never know ;)