How to speak Australian...

[theCelticViking6]

Quit talking shit you pussy pimples, most of you probably live in your grandmas basement. I like this video, plus this woman is beautiful :D

[Hazard1447]

she needs a good slapping.

[onepablotoonrocs12]

how to look like you.. smash your head agaist the guttar till u get taken to emrgancy room

[Playdough90]

I'm Australian and this wasn't even amusing. You weren't showing anyone how to speak Australian, you're only showing people Australian slang words. Hardly any of us say any of those words. Half of them I've never ever heard of before.. Way to be stereotypical. >.>

[xTivTiv]

who the fuck r u cunt ill have a swack

[reo1994]

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[augbastos85]

Sorry, really liked it, but had to push dislike, just because of the beauty of symmetry, now your vid really is liked/disliked 50:50 ;)

[romeoonelove1]

DOES SHE HAVE A VID ON HOW OZ GIRLS SUCK DICKS????????????

[andyAAWW]

I'm Australian. Americans say Mel-born.

But is it

Mel-burn

Mel-bern

Mel-bin

: /

[writerke]

good chick...:D



[rockkong1]

Fuck your hot

[1000frolly]

@rockkong1

You need to get out more, mate; preferably overseas.

[rockkong1]

@1000frolly How is she ugly? BTW I technically AM oversea's since the United Kingdom layes on the ocean =3

[1000frolly]

@rockkong1

If you are in the UK that explains a lot. The women there are even uglier and more obnoxious than Aussie women. No wonder you find an Aussie attractive.

Get out of that country a.s.p. mate before you marry one of them, (and meet some really attractive girls).

[rockkong1]

@1000frolly -_- You have a point

[dustybackroads]

My kinda gal, she is the best of the best of the best...holy shit, I'm in love...I live in Oz too babe....I just became a member of the Liberal Party, though....I guess that just fucked it....

[1000frolly]

@dustybackroads

Why like a girl who not only says NO, but teaches other girls to say No as well?

[uditvaish]

K O N Y 2 0 1 2

[nemesis06660]

@uditvaish KONY is bullshit

[teapot619]

im gonna stick it, in your mouth

[BobLeeeSwagger]

Fuck you're ugly.

[Reotaganaeitorturer]

xDDDDDDDDD you forgot a few of our other words!

Fairdinkum, Bugga,Face to Face, etc.

[operatuch]

You can't speak when you're on your knees.

[TheDodge1996]

She have nice eyes!

[DXlDABOYlXD]

If you wanna speak australian be australian some of the stuff we say ova here you cant learn over night ive been living in australia all my life and i can speak in full proper ausie yet

[kingsbergify]

Say AVOCADO ! ! ! 

[Pan0xiK]

aus > the world.

[the1witchdoc]

I thought it was funny.

[robandbee]

#NOMNOMCarpet .... that awkward moment wen u try and talk like an australian and write shrimp.... we say prawns, mate

[NOMNOMCarpet]

OI PUT ANOTHA SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE! A DINGO OIATE MAI BABY!

It's aluminum.

But seriously, youse ugly.

[Durdge39]

"I do realise we don't ALL talk like this"

Maybe not, but we should! Maaaaaate.

[TheBigDog378]

on ya cob! that was a fair dinkum crack mate ;)

[3golfhound]

You're cute as hell

[MrBooray]

what an egg



[creeshello]

ur lucky ur hot otherwise u wont even realise till 45 that ur a utter and complete dooche

[derekjiang]

good one!!! Bloody oath!

[CrabyAtomMan]

AHEM

shitcunt

[leeking007]

I think I love you

[rubenilsonverynice]

0:12 '' oi''? are you speaking portuguese? by the way, you have beautiful eyes!!

[wideopen114]

what the fuck is banana bender? im Australian btw ha

[leeking007]

@wideopen114 A bananna bender is a Queenslander

[missjazzynotes]

Their Americans what can you except

[missjazzynotes]

I found this VERY insulting for I'm Australian and do not speak like this.

This my friend is called BOGAN

[Hem3fiction]

@missjazzynotes g-day Princess Sensitive 8D

[NOMNOMCarpet]

@missjazzynotes Shut up, wanker ass nigger.

[sgmatt93]

i'm australian, and this is fucking stupid.

[MissAmysKandyCube]

Your Speaking BOGAN. you IDIOT

Not a single word of the is Australian..... 

[ILOVEU54552]

I have lived in australia my whole life and know one there says that shit

[velvetjuzzy]

brush ur hair

[elpatricio082091]

press 5 repeatedly for instant laughter

[EternalLightFilm]

i thought it was funny and cool lol now im off to practice my australian accent in spanish LOL

[HotterThanPotter13]

Australians speak english you dumb fuck

[Brulluhman]

Australian woman are same as British.. very horny.

[mimzi97]

the only truthful thing was i reckon.

[TammySparrow]

She was just kidding around sheeesh ! I'm Australian and I thought it was kind of funny :P The sad thing is we are known for being able to take a joke. Yet, when something is broadcast for the world to see, so many of you get insecure and defensive. Relax for crying out loud !

[angeliqueamelie]

@TammySparrow Thanks Tammy (:

[Jatzification]

@TammySparrow I'll relax when people stop thinking of Australia has a place filled with stupid people like this.

[HeeBee87GeeBee]

@Jatzification Honestly your ignorance is too great...!~!! =)

[TammySparrow]

@Jatzification It clearly states in the description that it is a joke. If people are to stupid to read the description, then why do you care what they think ? An intelligent person will realize this does not represent the people of Australia. You should be more concerned about how our politicians, medical researchers, military branches and charitable organizations portray Australia to the rest of the world. Being concerned about one girl who made a light hearted video is a bit over the top.

[karenzxc100]

@TammySparrow The americans are the same with their insecurities. They don't like being called racist and like to throw it back. Look at the view clip on Harry Connick Jnr rant on red faces, australians treatment of aboriginies??

[drummerson49]

fyi, no normal australian says any of this shit. complete bogan drivel.

[toranamunter]

@drummerson49 that's weird, I thought normal australians got drunk in museums and shouted "c-nt" a lot. As well as all of the above bogan drivel.

[drummerson49]

@toranamunter You clearly have no idea. Please think before you bother having an opinion or even saying anything ever.

[toranamunter]

@drummerson49 top advice for any Australian. As for Europe, most of the locals here manage to enjoy a few beers without urinating in public fountains. Your tourism ads are quite good though, doing a good job of informing everyone in Europe that the Mullet isn't actually official national dress. I quite like Australia, if it had been a proper British colony instead of a prison outpost it would have culture to match the beaches.

[shortstackforever12]

Don't ever try that again, we don't talk like that all the time... this is why i kinda hate americans...

[MrShaiux]

does she have a mo? wow shes so lame for her age aye ahahahhah

[Disn]

without obscenities its not real australian

[Ninja4ssass1n]

Hem3fiction shut up. You don't even know Australians they are tougher than you American pussies

[Hem3fiction]

my God Aussie youtubers are so sensitive, where is this harden the fuck up attitude?

[CUPCAKEdingalberry]

IM OZZIE AND WE DONT TALK LIKE THAT U CRAZY WOMAN, were all like ''oi. sheila. bloke. red neck. bogan. triple x gold. mate. bloody pomy's. council mate. aw geday. struth. holy bloody shit. and tooheys new

[Hem3fiction]

@CUPCAKEdingalberry g-day princess sensitive

[HeeBee87GeeBee]

@Hem3fiction LOL

[pigslave3]

I'd tap that

[napple69]

Seriously, Why does everyone think we say "mate" every sentence -_- Also you forgot FAIR SHAKE OF THE SAUCE BOTTLE MATE!

[DWSdesign]

struth ruth! nah we don't really talk like that in oz (aye).

[KiwiBoyHard]

Wait, did you get these words off Alf Stewart off Home & Away?

[HelloImJoPo]

Is it just me or does she remind you of a female australian shane dawson?

[1linkinpark1234]

wtf is this shit :/ i've never used any of those words in my life! bitch shoulda stayed in the kitchen and made me a sandwich! im aussie and this bitch is cooked

[dsjussila]

You've been gone along time.

[Dyllso679]

oi im australian mate n u made no sense

[montarey123]

I'm Australian and I thought it was hilarious. We say a lot of things that probably seem weird to the rest of the world. We had a muck-up day when I was in high school and this American girl came in this weird clown/braveheart costume and I said she looked 'really sick'...she took offence haha. So...fucken onya for the video. Everyone else, lighten up.

[numchacar]

you have a small lisp

[coreyturuta]

WTF!!! fuck the video clip!!! your fucking gorgeous!!!

[zThaKingz]

The Australian accent sucks fucking dick and the people there make me ashamed.

[makingupforteenage]

@zThaKingz shutup cocksucker , where are your from you fucking bitch

[zThaKingz]

@makingupforteenage Hello good sir, I am indeed from Australia.

[LaughingAshley18]

what camera are you using?

[zuckerberg2011]

ohhhh..... lets put another shrimp on the barbieeee!!

[therealdanage]

People only watch your videos because you are mildy attractive

[Hem3fiction]

@therealdanage no one watches your videos cos you're ugly as fuck

[gastonytHQ]

Ah-lou-mi-numb = a-lou-mee-knee-um

[maladoj3]

усы?

[iziminii]

i will be amuzed when you perish

[BbysShh17]

its more like bogan australian... lol

[Hem3fiction]

@BbysShh17 it's still pretty funny :D

[ihaf2havnumb3rs]

This isn't really how we talk. It's just one of the many Australian stereotypes.

[MrBolless]

@SoreNitchy There must be a lot of uneducated Bogans in the eastern suburbs of Sydney then? I'm a Tradie lol swearing just goes with it!

[awesomeguy411]

shrimp on the barbie and baby eating dingos

[sirazzatron]

Fair suck of the sav ya flamin gallah....

[ViktorAndThePC]

YOU GOT BLOOD ON MY NOIF MATE!

[TheAsh347]

@MrBolless Fuck you're a top bloke mate. ;)

[00Snoddy00]

fail

[BLUEBIRDBB9]

Shut up

[MrBolless]

LOL YOU DUD. THIS IS HOW YOU SPEAK AUSTRALIAN. FAIR DINKUM GET FUCKED FUCK ME DEAD FOR FUCK SAKE YOU'RE FUCKN KIDDIN ME MATE FUCK OFF CUNT THIS TOMATO SAUCE IS SHIT FUCKN LITTLE BASTARDS GET THE FUCK OFF THE ROAD YOU IMBECILE I could go on forever. but the key is to have the word "fuck" in every sentence.. or any other swear word . NOW HAVE A GREAT FUCKN DAY YA CUNTS

[SoreNitchy]

@MrBolless No, what you have just illustrated, is how an uneducated bogan speaks. From but not limited to, Victoria, Western Sydney and Bathurst............also Adelaide :)

[MrScrewdogg]

@MrBolless too right cobba haha



[BLUEBIRDBB9]

Gat out of my computer please with your silly accent

[simmons3506]

CROIKEY. There i did it

[TheDive99]

This is why people think w are backward,inbread habitual-criminals.

P.s. Fuck you.

[sarcee1960]

It's not aluminium, otherwise it would be spelled differently. It's a-l-u-m-i-n-u-m.

[PHATTSTER]

@sarcee1960 No in the real world its aluminium....only in US is it aluminum....Facts right 1st

[GTRAndr3w96]

how the fuck do we sound like that

[pockylover111]

Same here, BarryDennen12, same here.

[BarryDennen12]

I'm Australian and I don't understand a fuckin' word you're saying.

[makingupforteenage]

@BarryDennen12 must be a inner city wanker

[BarryDennen12]

Sarcasm. You 'tard.

[CUPCAKEdingalberry]

@BarryDennen12 same here mate

[Peppe100x]

@BarryDennen12 WTF i'm italian and i do understand... am i sick?

[BarryDennen12]

I explained to someone that I was actually kidding.

[BADAXCOLDWARRIOR]

LMAO!

[summa2201]

i didn't give a damn about a accent i came for a beautiful girl.

[SIMMPSONSPANISH]

Did anyone else think about Cody the entire video?

[rstep00]

Lol im aussie and some yobs do talk like that

[kalashnikovodka74]

I'll get her pregnant with my big RUSSIAN Dick. And then her baby will have a mixture of an Aussie & Siberian accent, lol. and he will drink a mixture of Milk, Vodka, and Foster's. mwahaha. ^_^ But no seriously, I'd keep the baby because she's really beautiful.

[HeeBee87GeeBee]

@kalashnikovodka74 thats one stereotype i cant put up with, dont think ANYONE here drinks fosters anymore or has in the last 20 or so yrs....

[LosBats]

amoreaccuratedemonstrationwoul­dbeifyoucansayawholesentenceth­atsoundslikejustoneword. That would be very Australian

[jem1985]

Yobbo accent. Probably from QLD or West Melbourne.

[bellatrixthechicken]

@jem1985 I used to know her personally she IS from Melbourne

[TheAnonymousCunt]

You look like Shane Dawson.

[perto01]

she's cute

[difficultsyllables]

She appears to be stupid. I still want to bang her though!

[muir6123]

She must be a hick from the south trolling in the swampd

[trentos920]

Oi! shut the fuck up

[mickh1991]

0:35 no means no!

[dramaticbliss]

what the fuck did i just watch? im from melbourne, ive probably said about two of the things on that list in my lifetime... what the actual fuck.. talk about stereotyping ourselves..

[ceremonialpork]

im from sydney never said any of that i call "BULLSHIT"!!

[Kcarrde]

Also fosters is crap. Anyone who thinks fosters in Australian for beer should be shot, Aus has waaaay better beers.

[123456goodboy]

@Kcarrde i agree

[Kcarrde]

Who says struth anymore?

[EschyFresh]

I just wanna bang an australian now

[ALD0LICI0US]

i thought this was a FOSTERS beer commercial....

[wattosacrim]

"how to get attention"

[sagethelozer]

unreel banna peel no thats not 1

[sagethelozer]

AUSSI AUSSI AUSSI OI OI OI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[000WOLFBANE000]

shars ye tits

[tgolden12]

i love when you say "no"

[Taceymolloy93]

AUSSI AUSSI AUSSI OI OI OI !

[RedILLert]

love how australia prides itself on being funny and being able to take a joke then when it happens all u wanker southern cross tatt fags have a massive cry and get on ur hate wagon, yeah ur VK MATE

[mbones94]

@RedILLert They arent tattoos, everyone who is born in Australia is born with them, only the people who get citizenship, but are born in another country have to get them tattooed, but you also have to pass a test on being an Australian Stereotype.

[iAdmireQuagsire]

@mbones94 not sure if trolling or you were an aborted foetus who came back to life

[MrScrewdogg]

@mbones94 dont forget the dropbears!!

[aussie1egend]

@RedILLert k u cool?

[MegaTurtle43]

@RedILLert xD Mate Im from Australia and were not all like that.

[skizzt]

@RedILLert

No you see we can take a joke, problem is they're the least humorous things I, and most other Australians have ever heard.

You American cunts and other foreigners aren't even funny so like give up son.

Oh and for the record we're more racist to each other than any other country is to all of us as a whole. lol

[baldymort10]

@RedILLert hahaha im australian and i couldnt agree more. people like this chick in the video make us all look like gronks.

[MrScrewdogg]

@RedILLert southern cross tatts are for bogans mate!!

[Bigfulla27]

What kind of fuck head wood say bannana peal and I'm australian

[twoatby]

@Bigfulla27 No one, us aussies say banana peel!

[Jatzification]

Nobody speaks like that you fucking moron.

[xAkiraYuki]

@Jatzification Its stereotype Australian >_> and most people say at least a few of those...

[DidYouSeeTheSunrise]

Good teeth

[cuppo96]

shut the fuck up ur so gay ...

[xAkiraYuki]

@cuppo96 ??

[bigbangclang]

lol...no



[TheDubandTrance]

Lol what a bogan

[LadyBritannica]

This chick is hott lol I'd do her xD

[IronlakJack]

Try to say good eye might without sounding aussie

[gobluteam]

You forgot "g'donya mate"

[mahdidi96]

Lol, thumbs up if yu just wanted to see the hot girl and didnt giv a shit about a fucking accent!

[GETMEANUVA]

@mahdidi96 shes not hot shes ugly with an annoying face and skunk like hair ...

[HyperCookieRainbow]

Hahaha hah I love how everyone is getting so annoyed by this... But I really hope this is a joke

[lsaint87l]

I'm a french Canadian and I don't see the difference lol