Space Marine and the cruelty of chance - mwg contest entry

[unknownkiller00]

he rolled 4 dice.....but shot 8 times.....he be cheatin

[Holt588]

That's a nice 9mm bolt pistol

[sempermilites87]

Dead man's roll. lmao

[darnpotato]

0:22 excuse you!

[weaponEX]

awesome. this is better than the official ultramarines movie

[theguywhoannoysme]

Snaaaaaake eeeeeeeyes.

[pharmakon6]

I rolled triple 1's TWICE yesterday against Orks. FRACK!!

[kabutabi]

Lmao!

[PumpkinTuna]

Gotta love the grots. When you get 30 of them together, you need a bucket to roll the shooting dice. Of course most of them miss . . .

[whatalowprice]

long live chaos, we don't shoot, tzeench tells us to throw daemon weapons!

[halopartyboy]

Haha I love how he kills the huge one with a single shot but he misses the tiny one 10 times

[CmdrFish]

This is why you send the Guard, one dead doesn't really matter, because there's nineteen more left.

[BarbarianStarcraft]

@CmdrFish this is why you play orks, 11 dead and still nineteen left...

[JKRand0mn3ss]

You're trying too hard on their voices xD

[malingmann]

Me gusta!

[TheySeeMeTrollin1000]

I lost it at the ork's roar

[FernNZjakerZ]

4 Dice?

[theredangel8]

thumbs up always angry all the time

[mrshadowcristal]

I love the blood ravens, their my favorite chaptor, blame 40k dawn of war, not me.

[nickisawesome12]

Wait how did he get rapid fire with a bolt pistol

[IluvPoker100]

hehe, i was fighting a daemon prince and i pwnd him with my cmdr, had 4 invulnerable saves and i saved em all X3

[HlB1990]

xDDDD

[mrbobmanbob]

SPESS MAREENS WE HAVE FEHLED THE EMPRA

[1gamer1000]

i love miniwargaming and dave but games workshop is better FOR THE EMPROER!

[Fronken89]

@1gamer1000 ...What?

[Shisukehyuuga]

Let's all just face it, ultramarines are Mat ward's gay ass children and we all hate them, except for people who like playing snobby little bitches

[ThicknSwift]

@Shisukehyuuga What is so different between them in any chapter in game?

[Shisukehyuuga]

@ThicknSwift well pretty much the author of the new codex killed every other chapter's playability and gave ultramarines their own codex pretty much instead of making it a joint codex. So there's like 6 ultramarine characters and then 1 character for every other chapter and most of them suck too. Also, all of the fluff is ultramarine nonsense and overall it should've just been titled Codex: Smurfs

[ThicknSwift]

@Shisukehyuuga That's what it is, Jealousy, it's not hatred your just jealous cause the Ultramarines have more characters, it's sad really.

[Shisukehyuuga]

@ThicknSwift Bahahaha jealous? Yeah, let's get something straight. I hate that codex, that's why I play Black Templar and Grey Knights =)

[ThicknSwift]

@Shisukehyuuga Well I play Grey Knights too, but just cause I want to, I will admit the newer Codex are worse and a lack of appreciation to other Chapters , but I have no real hatred tawrds them.

[JRCflyball]

@Shisukehyuuga

hang on Lysander is a beast in combat and can take on nearly anything single haned, Khan can behead any annoying daemon princes and shrike kills off chaos space marines.

[Morisato4]

haha, "wtf" xDD

[Raven555HH]

rawrrrrrrr POW! lmfao!

[Chapter1Tormented]

Squad of grots, took the 2 remaining wounds off of a 4th edition daemon prince. Life goal, accomplished.

[Cutelittlebloom]

HHAAHAAH! SO FUNNY!

[Ramniir]

would you guys believe my brother got six 1's once. Yeah. He did. I laughed so hard as I would have surely lost if one hit my monster.

[TheLoLunator]

every time...

._.

[spideyrockz4ever]

The Few. The Proud. The Space Marines.

[WaRpZoNeParkour]

@Klaus1386 This is aztec4436 btw

[WaRpZoNeParkour]

@Klaus1386 i know its not real wat do u thibk i am a retard

[Fraggabomba]

That was a Gretchin of Khorne o.O

[Segomo2]

Gretchin Squad Kills half a Grey Knight Squad when I last played my Orks at a tournament.

Epic Win. :D

[theideotswithacamera]

Story of my life.....

[aztec4436]

Fire Hawk space marines are the best better than all of the rest especially ultramarines there just over rated

[Klaus1386]

@aztec4436 Its not real.

[aztec4436]

@Klaus1386 i no im not a retard i know its not real

[IIGECKOII]

Snake eyes... that's how I roll

[LazyBones179]

Ultrasmurfs



[Zenco2k10]

nice work but your animation has pixeliation try rendering again at a higher frame rate but great work so far

[detBits]

@Zenco2k10 yeah he's gonna do that 2 years and 500k views later.. knit pick somewhere else -.-

[Zenco2k10]

@detBits jessssh just trying to nice bro damn

[detBits]

@Zenco2k10 I do animation, and if someone were to point that out I wouldn't be happy about it -.- I'm sure he notices and doesn't want anyone else to notice.

[GreatSage91]

fail

[Turtleproof]

I ... HAVE LARYNGITIS?

[Rogovets]

You know Tzeentch is trolling you when you miss all of your rapid-fire shots at assault range. Even more when you fail your armor save and you get killed by a unit that's barely half your unit point-cost and stats.

[Lokpyrite]

@Rogovets Lord knows that's right, I still steam over the terminator assualt unit that got wiped out by a group of nurglings.

[EpixMiner98]

@Rogovets lol, finally someone who actually plays the hobby.

[NeonFlash]

@Rogovets Even worse when a 2000+ point titan is killed by 60 points of Scarabs

Poor guy down here had it happen to his Reaver titan, four bases struck him 17 times on the charge, got 15 4+ rolls reducing the titans armour to 0...vehicle is immediately wrecked (For the titan, confirmed by GW HQ, a titan or other vehicle with structure points it removed from play)

[Rogovets]

@NeonFlash You gotta love the new Ward-tier Necron 'dex.

[NeonFlash]

@Rogovets I personally like it, though some of the new units are.. bullshit to say the least (Death ray) and the HQ's could have used a few more options since now they are range or melee only really.

As a necron player and fighter though, I enjoy both sides with the new codex, one of the more balanced since they made We'll be back rolls harder and rez orb only affects the unit it's attached too

[ChaosMugetsu]

@Rogovets trolling? nah Tzeentch doesnt troll....he fucks you over at every turn XD

[crazy4sian]

G*dd*mmit, Matt Ward...

[SirGentleshark]

Ulrasmurfs flailing and losing to Gretchin?

Shit like this wouldn't fly with the Raven Guard

[cheesymanpie]

Someone give that space marine a real gun

[Ltmeister]

rawr

[ambientmusicvision]

Games Workshop is toturing the

space amrines XD

[DukeOfTennessee117]

I like how at the end the gretchin gets a headshot.

[xXAkitokunXx]

thats what happened to my friend who tried to wounder gretchins with an assault cannon and getting 4 1's in wounding!

[m1nty99]

i lke how he puts like 10 shots into the little guy and dosent kill him and puts 1 into the huge guy and he dies instantly lolz :)

[Kserijaro]

dsawt.

minitroopers.

try it



[thepwningeggnog]

how did he get 4 shots with a pistol

[TheKingTemplar]

@Gazzadus well it looks less like he's holding it and more, kinda pushing away from it........ maybe a bad memory from some death world jungle... a long time ago...... :P

[killerfire23]

That bolt pistol was created from the Death Star.

[spideyrockz4ever]

The few. The proud. The Marines.

[TheARCSecura]

Lol xD

[tma579]

LOL fucking amazing video braa

[CheesePieWithChips]

woo pantera song LOL funny video

[XDudin8erX]

All my life I wanted to be a SPAHCE MAREEN!

[Gazzadus]

0:20 why is the space marine holding the orc's penis?

[ihatefurrys]

@Gazzadus Orks don't have genitals.

[VROGamers]

@ihatefurrys the spacemarine wanted to make sure of that before he killed it.

[nickisawesome12]

@ihatefurrys that's probably why they are so mad all the time

[duumguy]

so, a warboss takes 1 hit, gretchin is about 12? warboss=gretchin strengh

gretchin=warboss strengh.

nuclear contamination.

or the space marine sevitors though the gretchin was a space marine.

[1oODeathAngelOo1]

The ork looks like a gay

[kaoticmachine]

haha smurfs in their glory!!!!



[DravenWolfe]

My problem with the table top game excatly.

[DACynderTheDragoness]

OH GOD A MARY SUE!

[bartender18duff]

LOL. I know that some are hating on you because of some things that aren't consistent with the game itself and I should know because I play the game too but this was a really good and I thought very funny try.

[holanoobs]

bolt pistol... 4 shots? WTF

[SpideyKid2001]

hey, umm, great vid but too much of a gravelly voice and the face is awkward.

[sapinou96]

music?



[Predator00063]

No they commonly refer to them selves as Astartes the adeptus Astartes is a codex which has all the tactical knowledge the Astartes should need.

[DerOrk]

@Predator00063

nooo thats the "Codex Astartes"

"Adeptus Astartes" are theMarines

[MattMetalMayho]

lol!!!

[TheSilentOne50]

What the hell is this shit?

[Sammo212]

always kinda nit picky for me when I hear them refer to themselves as space marines...they typically say adeptus astartes.

[Y0k0y0]

Thyranids



[darklink1488]

lol oh god I've actually seen matches go like that before

[notenufdaka]

POPKHÔRNE

[TheFrankiedub]

haha love it

[Neogenocide69]

Haha, I love it. That always happens at least once every game and I'm just like FUUUUUUUU D:<

[Razukie]

That sums up. EVERY GAME FOR ME

[PAINKILLER806]

same name

[vikingsfan2218]

Nerds

[WarLordSquerk]

Love this vid is so true

[yodudes2]

Obviously bolter jammed. 

[insfree]

his lips makes him look gay

[BlackTemplar43]

@insfree I consider everyone that uses gay as an insult to be one himself.

[insfree]

@BlackTemplar43 wtf?!!!! can't you see how ugly he looked? like a baby on steroids... if you think that i am a space marine hater then you are dead wrong... i f-ing love them... especially raven guard chapter...

[lukeeatscock]

@insfree Pfft Grey Knights > all

[insfree]

@lukeeatscock i guess they're pretty awesome... especially their helm's... if im not mistaken we can customize our space marines with those type of helms in w40k space marines multiplayer... can't wait to buy the special edition

[lukeeatscock]

@insfree NEMESIS WEAPONS FTW!!!! AJFNAJNFAJMF

[colprom]

cool things about goblins is that even in the fantasy series *and not only teh 40k serie'z.* is that they cheat. :P

Just ask all of teh characters from blood bowl's. :P Lol'z. surely they've all met a chainsaw or 2 in there times? and because of that. is the reason why you need a holy Empire's priest to rez em :P just so you can ask. :P the only good thing goblins have on their side's. :P but can also be bad for dem'z. :P remember this, for they are AWESOME MAKESHIFT SOLDIER'S. :D lol Rate Up..

[D00ml0rdKazzak]

Wot da zog?!

[norman5185]

haha fat man scared

[nithia]

60 devil-gaunt shots into a 10 man marine squad and 1 marine died and 50 shots hit ?!?!?!!!?!!!??? that turn so pissed me off. I still won though.

[RedEyedBlackWolf]

lol



[mayhem380]

My Terminator librarian is clearly in favour of the dice gods. He saved 40 or so attacks from Bloodletters (which have power weapons I think) with his 5+invulnerable. :)

[dannywigan20]

@mayhem380

i think your librarian IS a dice, god the highest amount of invun saves i ever saw made in a row was like nine and that was with storm shields also

[Ultramarpdfsarg1]

I know the feeling I have had consecitive 1s

[UEMstudios]

MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES

[UEMstudios]

@osiud MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES

[TehFoo1]

cool animation, funny ending :)

[modelmaniaify]

hahaha faverite vid ive seen

[DuringDariusHappened]

The games shall show, how warhammer 40K SHOULD work.

Or how shall a legion of 100 marines do a planet full of orks?

-Try it with tabletop

-fail

-read the story

-fell screwed :P

[Parabueto]

The dice gods are fickle beings.

I once had a squad of kroot get attacked by deep striking terminators. the terminators did nothing to the kroot hiding in the nearby wood then were wiped out in a single volley. Never seen a higher concentration of failed 2+ saves before or since. Good times...

[TheFuzzyBard]

@Parabueto My friend Dylan who I play with in fantasy absolutely HATES playing me.

The Dice Gods favor me and my Tomb Kings. You'll never see so many Empire Cannons missfire in a game, and I have the odd ability to make all of my 6+ saves.

[4613645]

Press 5 every second to shoot

Press 7 when feeling like a badass to miss

[MiddlinBob]

boy has tht happened to me all 2 often

[totallifeforever2012]

funny shit

[clubpokemon224]

well that's what happens when your an ultra marine OOOOH YEAH!

[kitten1222]

I JUST THINK ITS FUNNY THAT HE KILLED THAT WAR BOSS IN 1 SHOT BUT THEN THE GRETCHIN KILLED HIM SOOOOOOOOO FAKE

[Skullchaser08]

@kitten1222 CAPS LOCK!!!

ARE YOU READY TO UNLEASH THE RAAAAAAAAGE?!?!?!?

CAAAAAAAAAPS LOOOOOOOCK!!!!! WARGLBLARGH!

lol

[riseagainstinjustice]

Rofl!!!

[oscareg96]

jaja no mames, lo mismo me paso contra un tiranid -.-

[Magitrek]

0:23 BAAAAAAIIIYUUHHHH

[Axeblade331]

Note to self: Never use Space marine wielding requiem pistol against ork Gretchen

[BlackSabbath628]

@Axeblade331 What's a requiem pistol? I've heard of Bolt pistols (which is what he was wielding), but never a requiem pistol.

[CantwoRollz]

4 DICE WITH A REQUIEM PISTOL? XD

[MrDeezi]

LOLOLOL. REAL!

[bjnr12]

jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajj­aajajajajajjajajaajajjajajajaj­ajajajajajajajajajajjajajajaaj­jjaja que video madre mia

[anEpicKWins]

And to seen the rock zerkerz

[anEpicKWins]

Thats for using space chaos all the way

[hepalamukala]

yup been there lost my chaplain in power armor to 5 gretchin... sigh..

[BlackSabbath628]

@hepalamukala I once killed a hive tyrant with a Tau Stealth Suit. It's things like that that make the game awesome.

[E55Jake]

nerds



[Aionfan8]

I'm Space Wolves and my friend killed 2 Wolf Guard Terminators with gretchin. FML

[malingmann]

RE- ROLL! RE- ROLL! RE- ROLL!!!

[Krianbane77]

Perfect dude

[Valdovosport]

hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­aha

[kalawaki]

Serves the cheater right for shooting 4 times in one turn.

[k1ll1ngJ0k3]

@kalawaki he may have been using the inquisitor rule set :P

[lotro4ever4000]

@kalawaki he probably rapid fired

[Karaskin11]

@kalawaki

He is movie marine :P

[demoncougar]

hes using the movie marines list!

[Agent1W]

@kalawaki Maybe the Space Marine activated a haste ability?

[Agent1W]

@inukirby992 No kidding, and judging by his pistoleer act, he supposed to be a Sergeant. You know your Chapter is bad when your Sergeants can't even hit a target once with 8 shots.

[TheCheekyMonkey1001]

@inukirby992 blood ravens are best

[Raven555HH]

@inukirby992 i second that LOL xD

[ThicknSwift]

@inukirby992 Oh my God, Ultramarines are like any other fucking Space Marine Chapter ya fuck.

[inukirby992]

@ThicknSwift Then explain why every non-chapter specific marine on the Games Workshop site is an Ultramarine?

'Like any other Chapter' My arse. They're daddy's little whores, and you know it. (Talking about GW, not the Emperor. Though this could be said aswell.)

[ThicknSwift]

@inukirby992 No I mean in game, what makes them more different than the imperial fist except the color scheme.

and is that it, cause GW uses them more, who cares.

[inukirby992]

@ThicknSwift Well for one, even other Space Marines think them fanatics. Besides that, they have unlikable characters (Again, even by Space Marine standards) and terrible lore.

[ThicknSwift]

@inukirby992 The lore is fine, and your still not telling me what makes them worse/better than any other Space Marine Chapter IN GAME, GAMEPLAY, THE TABLE TOP GAME

[GeneralSturnn]

@kalawaki He thought being at 6 inches would allow double again(12 = 2, 6 = 4) lol.

[jakoson7]

but in tabletop terminators are really fucking strong its mostly their armor

[beatsryder]

feel sorry for the imp guard they dont give those guys armor they give them life jackets

[mecher3k]

@beatsryder

Uh no, they actually do get armor.

[spacemarinesrule]

@mecher3k Not very good armour, but armour nonetheless!

[mecher3k]

@spacemarinesrule

Well if I remember correctly the armor is great when compared to armor used today. It's just then when things like heavy bolters, Lascannons and the like are around, it doesn't do much haha.

[stalker1983]

@mecher3k Or popguns, flash lights and water pistols........wet hankerchiefs for all the dying mine do :)

[mecher3k]

@stalker1983

Hahaha, how true.

hahahahah epic.. WTF?!