I thought a better tutorial for this game would be to show you how to eject the CD and then throw it into the trash... would give you more satisfaction than actually playing it I'm thinking...
"hey, do you want to lose 40 pounds in 2 weeks? Check it out, it's easy! you got my new book, see? it contains my patented workout program that's gauranteed to help you fight the forces of evil in korodai!
order now to get my complementary video containing a full 30-minute featuring me and the king, all with free shipping!"
Hey, wanna fight the forces of good in Youwilldie?Check it out, it's stupid!You got this invisible map?See?Just move the cursor to the Pokemon episode Soldier Porygon.Then, insert $1.00 into the slot, and FLASH!Your writhing on the floor vigorously and I pop up on screen and say HAHA!
I think the only we'd know is to find the credits for the game. If it's not there, then we can't find it because I don't even think the voice actor would ever come up and reveal himself.
Hey, baby! Wanna fight the forces of evil in Koridie? Check it out, it's evil! You got this map. *doesn't show map* C? Just move the TREEforce to where U want 2 goa. Then, SHIT!!!
Hey! Wanna avoid fighting the forces of Evil in Suckadai? Don't check it out, it's difficult! You got this crappy-looking map, see? Just move the discolored Triforce to where u don't wanna go. Then, jam Button 1 into the controller, and after the game takes two years to load, FLASH! Your CD-i explodes! After that, play something worthwhile on ur Genesis, or Super Nintendo!
Is this all the tutorial though? I ask because there's controls it didn't mention (like accessing the menu and using items). Did Philips decide that wasn't important enough to put into the tutorial?
I actually have the emulated version of this game. It sucks, so bad. He should've said... Press button one! And FLASH! - *lose half a heart each time on 30,000 reappearing enemies*...I'm dead!
The Link in this game somewhat reminds me of Micheal Jackson. He tries to act cool to make kids adore him, but in the end, he's just another sexual predator...
Link's voice is absolutely horrible, yet funny. If he were supposed to have a voice, I would want something more manly to project what he's supposed to be: a warrior. In the screwattack video game vault bit on this game, I found it funny when Link said, "If I'm crouching, you can make me do the duck-walk." Sadly, the people on screwattack had no luck keeping Link alive long. He looked helpless at times. That I don't find funny.
Huh. Never saw this before!
BigDream64 6 months ago
There is a lack of duck walking in this tutorial.
Hellbomb1342 8 months ago
DUCKWALK! WOOHOO!
emeraldthechao174 1 year ago
No, Link. I would rather not.
CapnKeys 1 year ago
Well execuuuuuuuse me
zzyzx0788 2 years ago
THE DUCK WALK!
DrRobotniksPingas 2 years ago
@DrRobotniksPingas AVGN: >:(
jesus77755 3 months ago
Does anyone have the full version of this tutorial?
ValisFan2 2 years ago
Where's the full version of the tutorial?
imover18gotityube 2 years ago
Link....seriously creeps me out.
WhiteLycanXII 2 years ago 8
Wot, no Duck-walk?
RobotwarsKing 2 years ago
wheres the crouch down bit?
armanrules2poopstash 2 years ago
0:21
and FLAAASH!!(suddenly he gets pissed of)
you're there
mindcux 2 years ago
where's the part with the duck walk?! that is the best part!
persianscomeandgetth 3 years ago
how do i make him duck-walk ? i guess i'll never know....
flammableghost 3 years ago 4
what happened to the second half of the tutorial?
GeraldMcWhufer 3 years ago
Oh... I wanted the "duckclock" bit.
Superwaluigi64 3 years ago
its duckwalk.... not clock
buuski 2 years ago
lol this is awesome!
CandymanxMay 3 years ago
"Forces of evil"? What happened to the Faces?
PikminRule 3 years ago 4
This is why Link STAYS silent. T_T
SuperMarkioGalaxy 3 years ago 11
I thought a better tutorial for this game would be to show you how to eject the CD and then throw it into the trash... would give you more satisfaction than actually playing it I'm thinking...
notveryathletic 3 years ago 2
I would like to go to Goronu
M0rtanius 3 years ago
stee?
gavain788 3 years ago
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At least the tutorial is pretty good if you ask me, and the game overall doesn't look too bad.
NeoTStyle 3 years ago
You're joking, right??? For the love of Mike, PLEASE tell me you're joking!
Hauntzor 2 years ago
@NeoTStyle I agree it looks better then Resident Evil 5 and Final Fantasy XIII at least.
MrMetroid1998 9 months ago
@MrMetroid1998
I agree with the latter statement.
Goddamn what a piece of shit FF13 was. 2 years ago I couldn't even have guessed how shit it'd turn out to be.
NeoTStyle 9 months ago
This tutorial makes me wanna coridie!
Duvmasta 3 years ago
up and over makes me leap, man this game is frigging cheap :D
GrimFloyo43 3 years ago
"There's this map....see?" No, KNIL, I do not see... because you chose to freeze while blocking my view!
WAEVOICE 3 years ago
He sounds younger in this scene
JoshayBoyah 3 years ago
Aw wheres the part when he says "You can make me do the duck walk"
JapanCommercials4U 3 years ago
Press button 1 to destroy Iraq!
jarc24 3 years ago 2
There's this map............see?
gydorack 3 years ago
*ducks* Im scared
HouousFire 3 years ago
did he seriously say "check it out"?
Akacheshathefreak 3 years ago
Yep
MarioZoneIsBack 3 years ago
he should make a workout/ weight loss program.
"hey, do you want to lose 40 pounds in 2 weeks? Check it out, it's easy! you got my new book, see? it contains my patented workout program that's gauranteed to help you fight the forces of evil in korodai!
order now to get my complementary video containing a full 30-minute featuring me and the king, all with free shipping!"
CoNcEpT098 3 years ago
lol even the voice actors think the lines are stupid. the guy laughs when he said "FLASH! IM THER!
deadsoul9996 3 years ago
Press button 1 to slash with the sword. And FLASH! I stabbed myself!
FartknockerStudios 3 years ago
Up and over makes me DIEEEEEEE
Steve3child 3 years ago
Did you get that from my poop?
FartknockerStudios 3 years ago
I learned so much.
10truefreak01 3 years ago 2
Looneymegaman you are a fucking faggot.
joeythewing 3 years ago
thats disgusting
DMANpictures 3 years ago
Arnt you that spamer person?
joeythewing 3 years ago
wears the enclosed instruction book when you need it!
sundowniseeu 3 years ago 4
Hey, wanna fight the forces of good in Youwilldie?Check it out, it's stupid!You got this invisible map?See?Just move the cursor to the Pokemon episode Soldier Porygon.Then, insert $1.00 into the slot, and FLASH!Your writhing on the floor vigorously and I pop up on screen and say HAHA!
shinetails2 3 years ago 7
Who did the voice for Link?
NintendoFreak29 3 years ago 2
I think the only we'd know is to find the credits for the game. If it's not there, then we can't find it because I don't even think the voice actor would ever come up and reveal himself.
KumaOso16 3 years ago
The credits say Jeffrey Rath did Link's voice.
Showsni 3 years ago
who did Ganon's?
Bauglir100 3 years ago
If you need instructions on how to defeat evil in Koridai, just ask Link. (Or don't, for the safety of your health.)
yuyuyiki 3 years ago
Lol Link has lipstick.
NintendoFreak29 3 years ago
AND FLASH! IM THERE!!
RonDarling12 3 years ago 3
Gee, this tutorials sure are boring round here *rollseyes*
Joeythemaster2 3 years ago 4
Hey! Wanna fight the evil of CD-I? Check it out! It's easy! You got this BOMBS, see? Just move the Tri-force to where you want to DIE!
Hidole555 3 years ago
to talk to people, attack them with your sword!
Onzipz 3 years ago 2
Hey, baby! Wanna fight the forces of evil in Koridie? Check it out, it's evil! You got this map. *doesn't show map* C? Just move the TREEforce to where U want 2 goa. Then, SHIT!!!
DoctorPencilK 3 years ago
You've got this map: "THE MAP!"
JobsIsYourGod 3 years ago
Hey! Wanna avoid fighting the forces of Evil in Suckadai? Don't check it out, it's difficult! You got this crappy-looking map, see? Just move the discolored Triforce to where u don't wanna go. Then, jam Button 1 into the controller, and after the game takes two years to load, FLASH! Your CD-i explodes! After that, play something worthwhile on ur Genesis, or Super Nintendo!
Quadunit404 3 years ago 38
lol XD
Diorm 3 years ago 6
Link: Hey wanna fight the forces of evil in Koridie
Mario: No!
SamuraiGosamaru 3 years ago 15
Aww, why's it so short? I want the duckwalk part...
PizzaPlus 3 years ago
what are all those HEEEAAAADDSS???!!!
supermamaluigi 3 years ago 2
Those are the faces of EVIL!
Uberrule 3 years ago
This is only half the tutorial.
King1N 3 years ago
Hay! Wanna fight the forces of evil in Koridai?
Robotnick: NO!!
DarkEco1 3 years ago 4
Link looks like he's wearing lipstick!
CrazyRhi123 3 years ago 3
Link: Hay! Wanna fight the forces of evil in Koridai?
Me: Fuck no!
*Link takes off all his clothes*
Link: Check it out, it's easy! You got this map!
DoctorPencilK 3 years ago 2
Link is getting a little "Personal" with his tutorials, ehh? O.O
Mogkupokupo 3 years ago 2
DO A BARREL ROLL!
DeathbeastGregar 3 years ago
"And FLASH! I'm there!"
that's the dumbest thing Iv'e heard all day.
Seishinbunretsusho 3 years ago 10
Link reduced to giving tutorials? Oh god no...
Metalhead430 4 years ago 8
:08
Unt0uchabl33 4 years ago 4
Link is trying too hard to be cool. XD It's funny.
darkempress1066 4 years ago 5
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This game looks like it could have been awesome.
DJP14 4 years ago
It's easy! You got this PENISH, see? Just move the PENISH To where you want to fuck!
Gokas1746 4 years ago 30
Where the hell did the PENISH quote come from, anyway?? I laughed myself sick when I first heard it.
phanface 3 years ago
It came from The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog.
Flyboy42893 3 years ago
Thank you! Could you also tell me, what's the full quote?
phanface 3 years ago
(To [hanface incase my replies mess up again) The full line is Robotnik saying "SnooPING AS usual I see." Pingas=Penish.
charcharmunr 3 years ago
I mean phanface...
charcharmunr 3 years ago
Ah, I see. Thank you.
phanface 3 years ago
Gokas1746, i made a youtube poop with THOSE EXACT WORDS
FartknockerStudios 3 years ago
Giving Philips the licence to these games was Nintendo's biggest mistake.
tehmarkedone 4 years ago 17
Are you kidding? If it wasn't for their decision, the world would have never known the comic gold that are these games.
OrderofXIII 3 years ago 5
Is this all the tutorial though? I ask because there's controls it didn't mention (like accessing the menu and using items). Did Philips decide that wasn't important enough to put into the tutorial?
Mogkupokupo 4 years ago 3
The tutorial is longer but the CDI emulator decides to cut it off at this point.
realolmec 3 years ago 2
Link: Hey, wanna fight the forces of evil in Corridie?
Me: No!
Link: Check it out! it's impossible! Or else you will die (zooms in on Link's ugly face).
Me: ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Link: (Tells tutorial)
Link: Press button 1 to slash with the... HEY! Are you asleep!?!
Me: Of course I was. Who wasn't?
DarkLink93939 4 years ago 8
And FLACH im there!!!!! Up and over makes me LEEP!!!!!!!!
link000000 4 years ago 6
link has a gay voice
pwner122 4 years ago 7
Hey, want to fight the evil forces in Koridai?
Then apply now! But first, I'll speak in this annoying voice that just pisses you off...Then click button 1 and flash! I'll be there!
Metakeyman 4 years ago 6
No one poops this, but it's perfect.
MrGenericMan 4 years ago
Actually someone pooped it already.
Flyboy42893 3 years ago
It's for shit like this that I'm glad Nintendo doesn't let Link speak
MAZZ0Murder 4 years ago 3
the voice sounds a little crackly. its sad that the nightmare voice acting occurs when your not even playing the game
silenthillrocks 4 years ago 3
"And flash, I'm there".
they couldn't have that make sense either.
0perat0r 4 years ago 3
hey what's the button for this game sucks?
rodrich266 4 years ago 3
"hey! waana fight the forces of evil in coradai? NO!" jackey chen misadventures by deepercut
banananutaaass 4 years ago 3
its easy to fight the evil forces in corodie?...
Edlim1 4 years ago
you have dis map see?up and over makes me die move the controler to make me squadala move the gay luigi to where you want to die
bestbrothers55 4 years ago 5
up and over makes me toast
bestbrothers55 4 years ago 8
I actually have the emulated version of this game. It sucks, so bad. He should've said... Press button one! And FLASH! - *lose half a heart each time on 30,000 reappearing enemies*...I'm dead!
xshobux 4 years ago
Wait! Where did you get the emulated version? And how did it work?
MAZZ0Murder 4 years ago
I thought Link doesn't talk.(also I can hear that guy stuttering like he's never read the script)
tehmarkedone 4 years ago 2
He talks in this game because it's not owned by Nintendo, but Philips.
Flyboy42893 3 years ago
The Link in this game somewhat reminds me of Micheal Jackson. He tries to act cool to make kids adore him, but in the end, he's just another sexual predator...
MiniBradleyman 4 years ago 12
Nintedo shouldnt have even let Phillips Make this. This game is sad. Majoras mask is 50,000,000,000,000,000 times better
yankeesfan571 4 years ago 2
shit is 50,000,000,000,000,000 better
banananutaaass 4 years ago
I agree with you. Majora's Mask is way more cool than this terrible game.
Flyboy42893 3 years ago
Up and over makes me leap!
Uhh..
Archonos2 4 years ago 2
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice...
It's incomplete, in the Screwattack's Link: The Faces Of Evil video, link also says: "When i'm crouching, you can make me do the duck-walk!"
VitoXman 4 years ago 2
Link sounds more like a teenaged surfer than a warrior. "And FL(crick)ASH! I'm there!"
And pause at the start menu. There's stuff like:
Start Game
Load Game
Save Game
New Game, but END GAME?! Philips: "Oh yeah, End Game, you click that to automatically skip to the end, making this game pointless!"
Thanks for posting.
Grorieka 4 years ago 2
Link is a fag in this game.
64marjo64 4 years ago
"Wanna fight the forces of evil in koridai?"
FUCK...NO!!!!
RTsharpshooter 4 years ago 2
...Flash?
strawberrysuit 4 years ago
Link's voice is absolutely horrible, yet funny. If he were supposed to have a voice, I would want something more manly to project what he's supposed to be: a warrior. In the screwattack video game vault bit on this game, I found it funny when Link said, "If I'm crouching, you can make me do the duck-walk." Sadly, the people on screwattack had no luck keeping Link alive long. He looked helpless at times. That I don't find funny.
doublewhammy4 4 years ago
00:06 - I just wonder what ganons up to!
nintendoguy735 4 years ago 4
Pressing button 1 stabs, not slashes.
Doppelghost 4 years ago
Hey! Want to fight the forces of evil in Koridai?
*cue mario* ....NO!
popsszz 4 years ago 7
LOL.
wackyluke444 4 years ago
I think he was drawn with lipstick...ugh.
HaloMurkerKing 4 years ago 3
FLASH! I'm gay.
MOUPIMOUPI 4 years ago 18
Doesn't Link sound more like a sarcastic teenage surfer than a battle-ready warrior in this game?
Quadunit404 4 years ago 8
I agree.
Grorieka 4 years ago
You got this map, see? *cue Mario* ...NO!
madanonymous 4 years ago 3
LOL
There is same too. XD
You got this map, see?
*cue Robotnik*...Yes?
MarioSonic3 4 years ago 2
you got this map, see?
mario say "no"
assualtz 4 years ago
FLASH! I'm there!
thecianinator 4 years ago
You should have included the "If I'm crouching you can make me do the Duck-walk!" thing.
Shadoboy 4 years ago
LOL, I thank Cd-i for thse games that because of being BAD they were GOOD!!
TEhNightmareZ 4 years ago 2
omg, its hard to not laugh at link at the start, his so ugly xD
Boviking 4 years ago
Wow, they just used the same animation from the opening movie.
DeltaKilo3 4 years ago
Link looks like a fruit in this game.
Dantheman2funny 4 years ago
that's sad
himomSLAYER 4 years ago
press button one. and FLASH!!! I'M THERE!!!!
O_o this guy needs to eat less sugar.
superlolofwind 4 years ago