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  • yup it's lead.

  • that was lead.

  • Chintendo = China Nintendo.

  • the console design is a rip of the PS3 XD

  • ROFL. A fake of a fake xD

  • lol i want one of these things  amazing where you bougt it

  • Green grass

  • Green Grass!

  • Methinks 2.4G is for the Wireless signal (2.4GHz).

  • -Romote in center of cracked TV screen-

    Wait, I DONT let go of the remote?

  • GREEN GRASS! \o/

  • Remeber WLL

  • Hey I was just on g4tv.com and China made a fake ps3 called "winner"

  • This is better than WII

  • 13:07

    I-Is this...infamous british comedy...?

    Does it make me a bad american if i laugh my ass off? ._.

  • The viii looks like a NES.

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • GREEN GRASS

  • @TrollPancakes That's the best part of the video.

  • looks sorta like a tiny mutant blue nes.

  • The title says: KenSingTon Sport Vii Review ('Chintendo' Wii rip-off)

    Notice in the title it says chintendo wii

  • this vii is on canadian tire wtf

  • "Fair enough."

  • This shit only can sell in north korea!

  • the last minutes of the video was better than the vii

  • This is good he said himself y hate on it

  • Somewhere... some unfortunate kid probably got this for christmas...

  • lightning plan=blitzkreig during WWII, the Germans used lightning attacks [hence lightning plans]. quick attacks and quick getaways, that was pretty much it.

  • this is my first ashen video....i was looking 4 info on the vii and ashens came up. it was funny so i watched another then another...and be4 i knew it i subbed!

  • I actually really want one of these. :P

    I can't find one on eBay or anything. I want one so badly!

    I do have a Wii, in case you're wondering. That just makes me want this even more!

  • @khoraski lol

  • Is that....angels we have heard on high playing in the background during the egg fry game?

  • It is like a gutted game boy advance sp put in a big blur box and connected to a wireless controller. He should try putting a Gabe boy game and see what happens

  • I feel bad for kids who get things like this from their awkward relatives that they never talk to unless it's a holiday.

  • @MrPancakers I think that's just you

  • soooooo.... does it makes pizza?

  • So 240p, we meet again...

  • There's a mini game on Wario Smooth Moves that has you control a man with balloons attached to him, also there is a small red bird with a white balloon which is Pyro S, also from Smooth Moves.

    Coincidence?

  • Its NINtendo not chintendo

  • @puffleboy101

    You sir, have failed.

  • @puffleboy101 Dumbass.

  • @puffleboy101 You sir, obviously have covered yourself in vaseline and pretended to be a slug.

  • sounds like i'm listening to a golf sports castor when you talk during the gameplay.

  • The flying game is super Mario party ripoff

  • a rip-off based off a rip-off of a wii

  • the ending is so funny!!!!!!

  • the vii has the same design as an original ps3

  • I would never ever ever ever ever plug this thing into anything in my home, let alone the T.V. Well maybe the toilet, but that's pushing it.

  • "Uhhh... Balloons... in the sky?!" XD

  • when this review ended, i ran home and i hugged my wii

  • LOLOL for some reason I, being from Canada, find humour 2x as funny when it comes with a British accent :)

    pip pip, cheerio, etc

  • make a review about pii!-

  • Squirrel Bobble?

    More like Puzzle Bobble!

  • Will it blend?

  • lol chintendo 

  • @zersockpuppet Well this comment may be 3 years too late, but who the hell told you I believed everything on Wikipedia? And what I meant was that the console looked like the N.E.S.

  • LOL ripping off a ripoff

  • they are selling this out of a kiosk at my local mall. -_-

  • @kirielvids BUY ME ONE

  • @kirielvids wouldn't happen to be "Northlake Mall" down in Gerorgia would it? worst mall i've ever been to, worst of all it's my local mall -.-

  • @kirielvids were do you live?

  • @kirielvids BU Y ONE! and do they also sell vame boy colors?

  • can you re-upload the VC-1 reveiw sence the stire no logner exists?

  • @JordiaDutchBroski

    *Much

    Sorry for botched grammar, i'm Dutch and i normaly don't make those mistakes.

  • cool

    rffgvgggbvgvvghvgfvgvggv

  • cool

    

  • made* in china! kkkkkkkk...

  • mede in china! kkkkkkkk...

  • I always watch ashens while I eat...

  • i know kensington makes other stuff

  • WTF whas that bit at the end?!

  • @chickenisman Green Grass ! o_o

  • It would be funny if you tried a GBA game and it worked...

  • Were cameras made out of a piece of bread in 2008? Jk jk lol

  • What, are those eggs made of Vibranium?

  • "movements and great pleasure"?

    You mean masturbation?

  • In Birmingham there's a road called Kensington Rd.

  • that was a sega genisis port for controller

  • @muldey very true although in the UK the genesis was called the mega drive

  • i prefer the WLL

  • are you sure this is not a toy for under 5yr-olds?

  • What was inside the remote?

  • if your in the uk and go to b&m bargins you'll see a shit wii rip off called the "zone 40" or "zone 100". Like if you should think he should review it

  • Fair enough.

  • the Vii console doesn't look like a Wii at all xD but a original Playstation 3 with Card Reader and such xD silly Chinese people :P

  • Heh, Just went onto your site, didn't know you had your address on it.

    I'm sending you my ear.

    :P

  • @Haloguydev I'll see your ear and raise you a thumb!

  • @skatejam7 I fold.

  • @Haloguydev Cough up.

  • @skatejam7 Crap.

  • IT LOOKS LIKE A CD-I!!! IT MUST SUCK MAJOR ASS!!!

  • People of the internet... google adblock... that is all.

  • I FUCKING HATE HIENZ

  • Do people really still not know about "AdBlock?"

  • GREEN GRASS!

  • Has anyone ever told you, you sound like Blunty3000?

  • GREEN GRASS.

  • It looks like a prototype nes.

  • I want a "skip this advert button"

  • @lamplight5 well in Poland there actually is a "the advert button "

  • 1 second to 1337

  • KenSingTon Is A Place In Canada eh

  • 0:58 i know why it says it! "wow this is fun!" "BULL!"

  • You said you didn't want a lanyard, because you don't trust them at all

  • I got a White one.

  • it looks more like a ps3

  • OMG 1 OF THE PLANT MONSTER SPRITE IN THE "bird night" GMAE WAS RIPPED FROM METAL SLUG 3!

  • "Because this review is long enough already"

    But now you make 30 minute long reviews -_-

  • Oh yeah? A Rip-Off of a Rip-Off... VINTENDO CHII...ze...

  • i just got myself a vii, it comes with super nario bros. and legend of xelda! XD

  • Japan, Y U NO NORMAL COUNTRY

  • demon rabbit thing looks like EVIL THE CAT from earthworm jim XD

  • The Chinese made a rubbish Ping-Pong game? Isn't that a sign of the apocalypse?

  • Minecraft.

    TF2.

    Cars.

    God damn Mickey Mouse.

    GAME CONSOLES.

    CHINA, Y U NO GET PROPER LAWS

  • too bad nintendo didn't call it the "Vii" first. there would be less four year old cracking penis jokes.

  • "-Through the body movements and pleasure" (manual) .... I am now disturbed.

  • Seems better than the WLL...

  • GIMME MY FUCKING LANYARD!

  • The Q5 piano tune makes everything better!

  • "The character dances like your dad at a party" lmao

  • why in 240p

  • @duckman679 This video is really, really old

  • @TheInformativeGamer in other videos that he did around that time wwas in 360p

  • @duckman679 Alright you got me there. Maybe it's youtubes fault

  • It's a NES rip off !!

  • @WTFAngelx As muck as i'd hate to say it, but it looks more like a SNES then a normal NES

  • KenSing Ton /v/

  • Can't wait for the Vii W to come out.

  • The only thing about this video that bugs me is how he says "Mama" when referencing Cooking Mama.

  • @ZeroCashProductions He's saying 'mammoth'. :)

  • one day youll get lead poisoning from opening all those chinese crap things!

  • @johannes0520 as a chinese person, i would have to say i agree with you on that one.

  • i've been to china for many times, i can say they don't have copyrights

  • Green grass! Lol

  • For some reason the link to the extra Vii games review isn't working.

  • @tehSnark its on his new web site!!!!

  • hey, heres a new vii slogan.

    "Now you are playing with POWER!

    CHINTENDO POWER!!!"

  • 240p... we meet again...

  • Pii :)

  • I thought the Wii was from Nintendo not Chintendo.

  • the vii looks like a ps3

  • @dizzydiggy98 Actually it looks like a NES

  • i think its funny how the later models look like an NES and a PS3 put together. 16 bit fun for the chinese family...until it released in japan surprisingly.

  • squrlle bubble is a rip-off of bust-a-move!

  • Wonder what this thing would do if you put an actual GBA game in it.

  • @SatelliteExile I think it's not possible. The GBA cartridge port seems to be too small to support the Game Boy Advance games.

    (I'm french, my english sucks, sorry.)

  • @SatelliteExile

    Ashens posted something in a hidden domain relating to that:

    homepage(dot)ntlworld(dot)com/­ashen1/pics/cartridges.jpg

    It's a good link, I swear. You can flag this comment if it's fake.

  • @SatelliteExile Ooooooooooverload caused explosion!

  • @SatelliteExile not work at all

  • @SatelliteExile I'll tell you*ahem*EXPLOSIOOOOON!!!!!!

    Thank you

  • @SatelliteExile I believe you can actually cram a Game Boy/ Game Boy Color cart into it.

  • @SatelliteExile The ones that this takes are a little smaller

  • @SatelliteExile I wouldn't want to sacrifice any of my GBA games to find out, even if they did fit, lol

  • @SatelliteExile It wouldn't do anything due to the Vii not having the same processor or even cart pinout.

  • @SatelliteExile It would devour it.

  • @SatelliteExile It would implode

  • @SatelliteExile IT WOULD EXPLODE INTO A BULL SAYING BII-MOTE

  • @SatelliteExile Probably shit all the game itself!

  • Pancake tossing= Cooking mama

  • KenSingTone more like

  • vii so fake

  • ashens ftw

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  • 7:28 it's the penguins from parodius and 7:30 it's those plants from metal slug 3!

  • its an snes hahahaha

  • 240p Strikes again!

  • GREEN GRASS

  • There is even a rip off of cooking mama XD

  • 0:00

    

  • I think I've seen something similar for like $30 in the electronics section of a CVS store.... I should have bought it...

  • Squirrel Bobble is obviously from Puzzle Bubble

  • looks like a console from the 80's

  • Some extensive detective work (Googling) revealed this thing is about U$S70. What a sale!

  • @Zyphes I saw a fake wii at dollar tree (like a american poundland) for $30 because nobody wanted it,I left my wallet at home so I couldn't get it though

  • Why is this in 240p?

  • @eddFACE1 why cant you read upload dates?

  • they also have zone 60. look it up on amazon or ebay under zone 40 games. ashens should review it. it looks better then this and thats not saying much lol

  • Ashens should review the zone 40. its a rip off wii just like the vii. I saw it for sale for around 20-30 $ depending on where you get it. idk how it plays because I didn't buy it.

  • ah the old lead trick... they use this also on batteries etc :P

  • It looks like a toy you'd get in a Happy Meal and/or the Dollar Store

  • @SuperMarkerComicBro you're right! except dollar stores wouldn't sell something this crappy. they sell things even WORSE. 8[

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  • extras(dot)ashens(dot)com is DOWN!

    I CAN'T FIND THE EXTRAS VII GAME REVIEW!

  • When i opened it i was like WTF??? lol