lightning plan=blitzkreig during WWII, the Germans used lightning attacks [hence lightning plans]. quick attacks and quick getaways, that was pretty much it.
this is my first ashen video....i was looking 4 info on the vii and ashens came up. it was funny so i watched another then another...and be4 i knew it i subbed!
It is like a gutted game boy advance sp put in a big blur box and connected to a wireless controller. He should try putting a Gabe boy game and see what happens
There's a mini game on Wario Smooth Moves that has you control a man with balloons attached to him, also there is a small red bird with a white balloon which is Pyro S, also from Smooth Moves.
@zersockpuppet Well this comment may be 3 years too late, but who the hell told you I believed everything on Wikipedia? And what I meant was that the console looked like the N.E.S.
if your in the uk and go to b&m bargins you'll see a shit wii rip off called the "zone 40" or "zone 100". Like if you should think he should review it
i think its funny how the later models look like an NES and a PS3 put together. 16 bit fun for the chinese family...until it released in japan surprisingly.
@Zyphes I saw a fake wii at dollar tree (like a american poundland) for $30 because nobody wanted it,I left my wallet at home so I couldn't get it though
they also have zone 60. look it up on amazon or ebay under zone 40 games. ashens should review it. it looks better then this and thats not saying much lol
Ashens should review the zone 40. its a rip off wii just like the vii. I saw it for sale for around 20-30 $ depending on where you get it. idk how it plays because I didn't buy it.
yup it's lead.
MrRider117 1 day ago
that was lead.
aradioactivedonut 2 days ago
Chintendo = China Nintendo.
Dogolife 4 days ago
the console design is a rip of the PS3 XD
laithinator3000 1 week ago
ROFL. A fake of a fake xD
UED 1 week ago
lol i want one of these things amazing where you bougt it
davidnagash 1 week ago
Green grass
cullenofgamersunited 1 week ago
Green Grass!
venichen1 1 week ago
Methinks 2.4G is for the Wireless signal (2.4GHz).
ChaosMew161 1 week ago
-Romote in center of cracked TV screen-
Wait, I DONT let go of the remote?
burningspirit99 1 week ago
GREEN GRASS! \o/
Fuzzthefurr 1 week ago in playlist Other gadget rip-offs
Remeber WLL
lewissrailway 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from ashens
Hey I was just on g4tv.com and China made a fake ps3 called "winner"
rKERSH10 2 weeks ago
This is better than WII
Mega1536 2 weeks ago
13:07
I-Is this...infamous british comedy...?
Does it make me a bad american if i laugh my ass off? ._.
TheTwitchkid 2 weeks ago
The viii looks like a NES.
rainbowsnsheep 2 weeks ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
ERRORFINDINGNAME 3 weeks ago in playlist Other gadget rip-offs
GREEN GRASS
TrollPancakes 3 weeks ago
@TrollPancakes That's the best part of the video.
RainbowDashrocksFIM 2 weeks ago
looks sorta like a tiny mutant blue nes.
kevin989able 3 weeks ago
The title says: KenSingTon Sport Vii Review ('Chintendo' Wii rip-off)
Notice in the title it says chintendo wii
kevin989able 3 weeks ago
this vii is on canadian tire wtf
eljohn141 3 weeks ago
"Fair enough."
BlueShell36 3 weeks ago
This shit only can sell in north korea!
AE868 3 weeks ago
the last minutes of the video was better than the vii
2bomo 1 month ago
This is good he said himself y hate on it
pavy415 1 month ago
Somewhere... some unfortunate kid probably got this for christmas...
McBeanermen 1 month ago
lightning plan=blitzkreig during WWII, the Germans used lightning attacks [hence lightning plans]. quick attacks and quick getaways, that was pretty much it.
renovawolborg 1 month ago
this is my first ashen video....i was looking 4 info on the vii and ashens came up. it was funny so i watched another then another...and be4 i knew it i subbed!
thelolbells 1 month ago
I actually really want one of these. :P
I can't find one on eBay or anything. I want one so badly!
I do have a Wii, in case you're wondering. That just makes me want this even more!
khoraski 1 month ago
@khoraski lol
MrUBtrollin2 1 month ago
Is that....angels we have heard on high playing in the background during the egg fry game?
NeonGlassesGirly 1 month ago
It is like a gutted game boy advance sp put in a big blur box and connected to a wireless controller. He should try putting a Gabe boy game and see what happens
xOmair94x 1 month ago
I feel bad for kids who get things like this from their awkward relatives that they never talk to unless it's a holiday.
MrPancakers 1 month ago
@MrPancakers I think that's just you
andsoitcametopass 1 month ago
soooooo.... does it makes pizza?
Alette 1 month ago
So 240p, we meet again...
serialdjzora 1 month ago
There's a mini game on Wario Smooth Moves that has you control a man with balloons attached to him, also there is a small red bird with a white balloon which is Pyro S, also from Smooth Moves.
Coincidence?
AmienVids 1 month ago in playlist Other gadget rip-offs
Its NINtendo not chintendo
puffleboy101 1 month ago
@puffleboy101
You sir, have failed.
TheIrredeemable 1 month ago in playlist More videos from ashens 8
@puffleboy101 Dumbass.
TastyNachoz 4 days ago
@puffleboy101 You sir, obviously have covered yourself in vaseline and pretended to be a slug.
DiversityLight 2 days ago
sounds like i'm listening to a golf sports castor when you talk during the gameplay.
kongchho 2 months ago
The flying game is super Mario party ripoff
pbcrazy76 2 months ago
a rip-off based off a rip-off of a wii
TheGamesFoe 2 months ago
the ending is so funny!!!!!!
bluegreen01231 2 months ago
the vii has the same design as an original ps3
Creepernator 2 months ago
I would never ever ever ever ever plug this thing into anything in my home, let alone the T.V. Well maybe the toilet, but that's pushing it.
TooLameToDie 2 months ago
"Uhhh... Balloons... in the sky?!" XD
OldTimeyJunk 2 months ago
when this review ended, i ran home and i hugged my wii
trewk12345 2 months ago 4
LOLOL for some reason I, being from Canada, find humour 2x as funny when it comes with a British accent :)
pip pip, cheerio, etc
staspmr 2 months ago
make a review about pii!-
ultimatemysteriofan 2 months ago
Squirrel Bobble?
More like Puzzle Bobble!
murutattack 2 months ago
Will it blend?
gck86 2 months ago
lol chintendo
gck86 2 months ago
@zersockpuppet Well this comment may be 3 years too late, but who the hell told you I believed everything on Wikipedia? And what I meant was that the console looked like the N.E.S.
latinoalex5 2 months ago
LOL ripping off a ripoff
Firedragon41520 2 months ago
they are selling this out of a kiosk at my local mall. -_-
kirielvids 2 months ago 40
@kirielvids BUY ME ONE
TheOdysseyKid 2 months ago
@kirielvids wouldn't happen to be "Northlake Mall" down in Gerorgia would it? worst mall i've ever been to, worst of all it's my local mall -.-
ocarinag33k 2 months ago
@kirielvids were do you live?
giratina4950 2 weeks ago
@kirielvids BU Y ONE! and do they also sell vame boy colors?
fall0utmods 4 days ago
can you re-upload the VC-1 reveiw sence the stire no logner exists?
dude22072 2 months ago
@JordiaDutchBroski
*Much
Sorry for botched grammar, i'm Dutch and i normaly don't make those mistakes.
JordiaDutchBroski 2 months ago in playlist Meer video's van ashens
cool
rffgvgggbvgvvghvgfvgvggv
zatchbell247 2 months ago
cool
zatchbell247 2 months ago
made* in china! kkkkkkkk...
larissa99118356 2 months ago
mede in china! kkkkkkkk...
larissa99118356 2 months ago
I always watch ashens while I eat...
acemace3618 2 months ago
i know kensington makes other stuff
xxamadeus84xx 2 months ago
WTF whas that bit at the end?!
chickenisman 2 months ago
@chickenisman Green Grass ! o_o
Deluxeta 2 months ago
It would be funny if you tried a GBA game and it worked...
jwhiteheadcc 3 months ago
Were cameras made out of a piece of bread in 2008? Jk jk lol
doradies12 3 months ago
What, are those eggs made of Vibranium?
CaptainAshSpearow 3 months ago
"movements and great pleasure"?
You mean masturbation?
JBKiller103 3 months ago
In Birmingham there's a road called Kensington Rd.
joshmanisdabomb 3 months ago in playlist Other gadget rip-offs
that was a sega genisis port for controller
muldey 3 months ago
@muldey very true although in the UK the genesis was called the mega drive
dave46563 3 months ago
i prefer the WLL
Ju1i0o0 3 months ago
are you sure this is not a toy for under 5yr-olds?
paliwoo 3 months ago
What was inside the remote?
Smithman117 3 months ago
if your in the uk and go to b&m bargins you'll see a shit wii rip off called the "zone 40" or "zone 100". Like if you should think he should review it
goldpsp3000 3 months ago in playlist Other gadget rip-offs
Fair enough.
MoonIMover 3 months ago
the Vii console doesn't look like a Wii at all xD but a original Playstation 3 with Card Reader and such xD silly Chinese people :P
Twizzle2056 3 months ago
Heh, Just went onto your site, didn't know you had your address on it.
I'm sending you my ear.
:P
Haloguydev 3 months ago 44
@Haloguydev I'll see your ear and raise you a thumb!
skatejam7 3 months ago
@skatejam7 I fold.
Haloguydev 3 months ago
@Haloguydev Cough up.
skatejam7 3 months ago
@skatejam7 Crap.
Haloguydev 3 months ago
IT LOOKS LIKE A CD-I!!! IT MUST SUCK MAJOR ASS!!!
StupidWizardFilms 4 months ago
People of the internet... google adblock... that is all.
creaphoenix 4 months ago
I FUCKING HATE HIENZ
ilikemunting 4 months ago
Do people really still not know about "AdBlock?"
pwnapoluzastudios 4 months ago
GREEN GRASS!
vampirememe 4 months ago
Has anyone ever told you, you sound like Blunty3000?
DarkMnMChocolate 4 months ago
GREEN GRASS.
ecbfilms001 4 months ago
It looks like a prototype nes.
MegoftheDead 4 months ago
I want a "skip this advert button"
lamplight5 4 months ago
@lamplight5 well in Poland there actually is a "the advert button "
TheXXNESTERXx 4 months ago
1 second to 1337
842685noob 4 months ago
KenSingTon Is A Place In Canada eh
benboo247 4 months ago in playlist Other gadget rip-offs
0:58 i know why it says it! "wow this is fun!" "BULL!"
shoopdawoop32 4 months ago
You said you didn't want a lanyard, because you don't trust them at all
Chaosscouter137 4 months ago
I got a White one.
heyuxyz1 4 months ago
it looks more like a ps3
23nagasaki 4 months ago
OMG 1 OF THE PLANT MONSTER SPRITE IN THE "bird night" GMAE WAS RIPPED FROM METAL SLUG 3!
RPGPrinny42 4 months ago
"Because this review is long enough already"
But now you make 30 minute long reviews -_-
whaowman 4 months ago
Oh yeah? A Rip-Off of a Rip-Off... VINTENDO CHII...ze...
aidwin85 4 months ago
i just got myself a vii, it comes with super nario bros. and legend of xelda! XD
trinidadparaminman 4 months ago
Japan, Y U NO NORMAL COUNTRY
ThatAwesomeUsername 4 months ago
demon rabbit thing looks like EVIL THE CAT from earthworm jim XD
demonicfox666 4 months ago
The Chinese made a rubbish Ping-Pong game? Isn't that a sign of the apocalypse?
soundslave 4 months ago
Minecraft.
TF2.
Cars.
God damn Mickey Mouse.
GAME CONSOLES.
CHINA, Y U NO GET PROPER LAWS
TheTornadoProduction 4 months ago
too bad nintendo didn't call it the "Vii" first. there would be less four year old cracking penis jokes.
fighterjoe22 4 months ago
"-Through the body movements and pleasure" (manual) .... I am now disturbed.
famiclone364 4 months ago
Seems better than the WLL...
GeneralJAOV 5 months ago
GIMME MY FUCKING LANYARD!
SuperNeonCupcakes 5 months ago
The Q5 piano tune makes everything better!
andynater890 5 months ago
"The character dances like your dad at a party" lmao
TheInformativeGamer 5 months ago
why in 240p
duckman679 5 months ago
@duckman679 This video is really, really old
TheInformativeGamer 5 months ago
@TheInformativeGamer in other videos that he did around that time wwas in 360p
duckman679 5 months ago
@duckman679 Alright you got me there. Maybe it's youtubes fault
TheInformativeGamer 5 months ago
It's a NES rip off !!
WTFAngelx 5 months ago 6
@WTFAngelx As muck as i'd hate to say it, but it looks more like a SNES then a normal NES
JordiaDutchBroski 2 months ago in playlist Meer video's van ashens
KenSing Ton /v/
LongSchlong9000 5 months ago
Can't wait for the Vii W to come out.
JanitorAntisocial 5 months ago
The only thing about this video that bugs me is how he says "Mama" when referencing Cooking Mama.
ZeroCashProductions 5 months ago
@ZeroCashProductions He's saying 'mammoth'. :)
BenjaminGoose 5 months ago
one day youll get lead poisoning from opening all those chinese crap things!
johannes0520 5 months ago 63
@johannes0520 as a chinese person, i would have to say i agree with you on that one.
AsianHideOut 4 months ago
i've been to china for many times, i can say they don't have copyrights
a0001521 5 months ago
Green grass! Lol
kwasniewski20 5 months ago
For some reason the link to the extra Vii games review isn't working.
tehSnark 5 months ago
@tehSnark its on his new web site!!!!
bikegirl2 5 months ago
hey, heres a new vii slogan.
"Now you are playing with POWER!
CHINTENDO POWER!!!"
ComputerLunarVidGamR 5 months ago
240p... we meet again...
thrufireandflame 5 months ago
Pii :)
WhiteFang10001 5 months ago
I thought the Wii was from Nintendo not Chintendo.
Grantofglyn 5 months ago
the vii looks like a ps3
dizzydiggy98 5 months ago
@dizzydiggy98 Actually it looks like a NES
HappoKala345 5 months ago
i think its funny how the later models look like an NES and a PS3 put together. 16 bit fun for the chinese family...until it released in japan surprisingly.
IrishBastard1992 6 months ago
squrlle bubble is a rip-off of bust-a-move!
scottyblocks 6 months ago
Wonder what this thing would do if you put an actual GBA game in it.
SatelliteExile 6 months ago 89
@SatelliteExile I think it's not possible. The GBA cartridge port seems to be too small to support the Game Boy Advance games.
(I'm french, my english sucks, sorry.)
Subs255 5 months ago
@SatelliteExile
Ashens posted something in a hidden domain relating to that:
homepage(dot)ntlworld(dot)com/ashen1/pics/cartridges.jpg
It's a good link, I swear. You can flag this comment if it's fake.
linkrulezall 5 months ago
@SatelliteExile Ooooooooooverload caused explosion!
Neropoo 5 months ago
@SatelliteExile not work at all
bikegirl2 5 months ago
@SatelliteExile I'll tell you*ahem*EXPLOSIOOOOON!!!!!!
Thank you
julcek 5 months ago
@SatelliteExile I believe you can actually cram a Game Boy/ Game Boy Color cart into it.
TheOdysseyKid 5 months ago
@SatelliteExile The ones that this takes are a little smaller
Laughtraxx 5 months ago
@SatelliteExile I wouldn't want to sacrifice any of my GBA games to find out, even if they did fit, lol
darkshade2k7 4 months ago
@SatelliteExile It wouldn't do anything due to the Vii not having the same processor or even cart pinout.
pHr33kAcHu 4 months ago
@SatelliteExile It would devour it.
nafets147 4 months ago
@SatelliteExile It would implode
julcek 3 months ago
@SatelliteExile IT WOULD EXPLODE INTO A BULL SAYING BII-MOTE
MultiEnglish1 3 months ago
@SatelliteExile Probably shit all the game itself!
Pokepediahelp 3 months ago
Pancake tossing= Cooking mama
Knightlip 6 months ago
KenSingTone more like
pat20105 6 months ago in playlist Other gadget rip-offs
vii so fake
200831916 6 months ago
ashens ftw
deadpool2835 6 months ago
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deadlymassacre1 6 months ago in playlist Other gadget rip-offs
7:28 it's the penguins from parodius and 7:30 it's those plants from metal slug 3!
ZiozoneEmperor 6 months ago
its an snes hahahaha
NCsmallCHILDREN 6 months ago
240p Strikes again!
mscarcrash 6 months ago
GREEN GRASS
chosentonessournotes 6 months ago in playlist Ashens
There is even a rip off of cooking mama XD
jensssen 6 months ago
0:00
xRITUTEx 6 months ago
I think I've seen something similar for like $30 in the electronics section of a CVS store.... I should have bought it...
montyblanc512 6 months ago in playlist ash
Squirrel Bobble is obviously from Puzzle Bubble
KoolitPnoi 6 months ago
looks like a console from the 80's
newbornalien 6 months ago
Some extensive detective work (Googling) revealed this thing is about U$S70. What a sale!
Zyphes 6 months ago
@Zyphes I saw a fake wii at dollar tree (like a american poundland) for $30 because nobody wanted it,I left my wallet at home so I couldn't get it though
superduperdrew12345 6 months ago
Why is this in 240p?
eddFACE1 6 months ago
@eddFACE1 why cant you read upload dates?
dippst 6 months ago
they also have zone 60. look it up on amazon or ebay under zone 40 games. ashens should review it. it looks better then this and thats not saying much lol
Crazyman9300 6 months ago
Ashens should review the zone 40. its a rip off wii just like the vii. I saw it for sale for around 20-30 $ depending on where you get it. idk how it plays because I didn't buy it.
Crazyman9300 6 months ago
ah the old lead trick... they use this also on batteries etc :P
CMETRIQUE 6 months ago
It looks like a toy you'd get in a Happy Meal and/or the Dollar Store
SuperMarkerComicBro 6 months ago
@SuperMarkerComicBro you're right! except dollar stores wouldn't sell something this crappy. they sell things even WORSE. 8[
NeoLightElectro 6 months ago
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saspwned12 6 months ago
extras(dot)ashens(dot)com is DOWN!
I CAN'T FIND THE EXTRAS VII GAME REVIEW!
fountainherz 6 months ago
When i opened it i was like WTF??? lol
XxbeouwulfxX 6 months ago