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  • Just saw it and loved it. I'm really glad you guys recommended it. Are the characters (apes) in the rest of the Planet of the Ape films?

  • one of the worst movies I ever wathched, my god. Or was it mean't to be a comedy?

  • I saw this movie yesterday and i got to say it's my favorite of the year ( so far)

  • @ytid1vids Well thanks for the inspiring words but to be honest, not sure how this gets your point across. Did you like the movie? Hate it? Anyway, we encourage the opinions on the channel whether you agree or disagree but the insults aren't necessary, are they? If you don't like the channel, more power to you, there are plenty of "man gets hit in balls" videos out there. Thanks for commenting!

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  • @schmoesknow WOW.

    Your calm reply sure made me feel like a dick.

    P.S.

    I thought the movie was good.

    P.P.S.

    I searched for "man gets hit in balls" and its fucking hilarious !!

    . ouch ><

    LMAO

  • @ytid1vids No need to feel like a dick, thanks for your comment!

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU

  • The movie was AMAZING! I just wished Caesar would of said something more awesome like. Dad or "father". But it was pretty good. I will just imagine an alternate cut in my head just for myself. Bwhahahahah

  • wtf, i saw one of your reviews and i hated it, but now ur reviews are pretty good

  • THis movie is worthy of oscar nominations. Andy Serkis is the Ape!!

  • This movie was made for MST3K. Funniest thing I've seen in a long time

  • Guys I just saw this movie, It is spectacular,absolutely breath-taking.I have seen the original planet of the apes but i think by far this one was better.Thank you for all the great reviews and keep up the good work.

    -Andy from FL

  • Apes rule. But they were not anatomically correct.

  • @SalvadorLosAngeles How so?

  • @BenGriffithsReviews Apes don't wear clothing, like all animals. There were no penises!

  • that movie sucked so much dick. it was so stupid, no action so many holes in the story line. just sayin

  • @TheCrazydude67 The last 30 minutes was a giant action scene.

  • @BenGriffithsReviews the last 30 min suck big dick

  • @TheCrazydude67 Why?

  • @BenGriffithsReviews it was just not believable at all, on the bridge like the cops and swat were not even shooting there guns. i mean a bunch of aps running at a swat team would of ended differently

  • @TheCrazydude67 Fair enough. I thought they pulled it off though.

  • Hey guys! So I watched the movie a couple days ago with my mum and wow.. Great film! I was really happy with how they chose to show it from caesar's pov and didn't entirely focus on franco like i thought it would. It was way better than expected and I'm looking forward to the sequel. 4.5/5 schmoes for me :)

  • CONGRATS for over 15000 views....ALL HAIL CEASAR

  • Gosh, I feel like such an ass or rather an inferior ape because I just BARELY watched this review! I really liked the film, didn't love it quite as much as you two but it is one of the better films this year.

  • that is halarious when you say im not real

  • THIS. MOVIE. IS. AWESOME!!! but made the mistake of starting to watch the tim burton "movie"…lol and it's SO BAD! ………and i was like is that Paul Giamatti???? lol and it WAS! haha………I hope Wyatt makes a sequel of this one! I want to see more Andy Serkis!!!

  • @MsOhayoOhio just watched the Charlton Heston one too…def. an improvement…but what's with all this KISSING THE FEMALE APE?!?!?!! so weird…ending was way cool!

  • They confirmed a sequel, it will be called rise of the planet of the chihauhaus

  • starwarsagent is stupid if they did use real apw actors then they would learn from there job how to stary a revololution he is a dumbass no ape should be shown this

  • I fucking loved this film!!!

  • The smurfs have better CGI than this movie. The Apes look totally fake and unmovable. They walk around like sticks and look stiff sometimes...The CGI was mediocre...ILM should have done the effects, not WETA. It was a good story and I did like that, but why did they need Humans to play the apes on bluescreen? when humans don't even move like apes.makes no sense. Jar Jar looks better than ceasar, they should have used real apes in the bluescreen, not human actors. how do human actors move apes?

  • This is the best movie of the year, so far. The acting was Oscar worthy, especially the work of Andy Serkis, who played the main ape, Caesar. The story was well written. The special effects were superbly done. Every aspect of this film was Hollywood at its best.

  • Wow - worst review of the best movie I've seen in a while

  • i like how they gave the stars of the movie "the apes" and what we pay to see the actually watch, not the stupid humans.. .. every other movie like transformers always fuckin make it about the humans

  • Caesar is my favorite CGI character ever. His expressions shows his emotions in an amazing way. All hail Caesar! Anyone know if there is going to be a follow-up on this by the way?

  • went to the ghetto saw planet of the apes ...

  • best movie i saw all summer I had doubts but it was very good awesome even.

  • I'm sorry but I find the CGI of King Kong (and meanwhile also Planet of the Apes) one of the most realistic up to date.

  • Caesar speaks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • get your paw off of me you damn dirty ape.........NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­O!!!!!!!!

  • I liked the references to the Icarus space mission. And my god the 'no' moment was awesome

  • So i just saw The Rise. I loved it. I agreewith these homo-sapiens. It looked good visually, but it wasnt in any excess. I wish directors and movie companies could just take a cue from this movie and just actually put the title characters be the focus of 75-90% of the movie. Great review guys and im looking forward to seeing a potential sequel and more. ALL HAIL ANDY SERKIS!!!

  • Ceasar is home. 

  • rise of the planet of the schmoes :D

  • SPOILER ( not a major one) i seen this movie today btw. god damn the ape who writes jacobs, that ape looks fucking badass

  • I hope they do a sequel where the apes destroy the statue of liberty.....

  • I've seen the movie a week ago and I enjoyed it.

    A very fine one. I give it 7/10.

  • CEASAR

  • such a good film thanks for the recommendation!

  • spoiler alert: ok so what i think is after the regular planet of apes when the guy crashes he sees the regular world but with apes, i think this is the one that happened before that. since the pilot dude spreads the disease/virus c13 around. DONT COMMENT SAYING I HATE YOU YOU RUINED THE MOVIE FOR ME! no i didnt. you did by reading on.

  • I guess I'm the only person who didn't think this movie was amazing. I have to see it again I guess. Maybe I was tired. I thought this was a great origin story and amazing Caesar character development, but presented at an odd pace. The over the top "corporate greed" representation was ridiculous. Would have been much less corn if they made you kind of root against Franco for his evil ambition (like MacBeth), but ultimately redeem himself the way he did at the end... As many schmoes as hp kris?

  • @MetBul i agree with you

  • This movie was great, I loved it.

    8.5/10 for me.

  • caesar is home

  • It was amazing, Andy Serkis and Ceaser are amazing, and (say what you may about the guy, but) James Franko did a brilliant job. He's getting (or has) his doctorate in real life, so I had no trouble believing his performance.

  • Great review, guys! I really want to see this. I recently ordered the original film so I can watch it again before going into this, and I have a feeling I'm going to love this.

  • @CinematicGalaxy

    But this can't really be a sequel to the original.

    If this is how the apes took over, they would know where they came from and have pretty decent technology and understanding of the world.

    But in the original, their dwellings were very primitive, they had silly creation myths and they thought flight was a scientific impossibility.

    Plus the most famous scene of the movie which explains everything implies their was a nuclear holocaust ending human civilization.

  • @DickJohnson3434 Oh, okay. I haven't seen the original in a while. I mainly want to see how the two compare in terms of quality, though. :)

  • @CinematicGalaxy

    I know, I can't wait to see it.

    I'm assuming they bring the ape's faces to life in a similar way that Avatar did. I'm not sure if the apes speak or not in this movie. I'm assuming they do. I hated Tim Burton's version but was a huge fan of the original.

    I'm not concerned that it doesn't match the story of the original. If done properly, this could very well surpass the original by a long shot, and the original is amazing, mostly because of the story, dialog and make up.

  • Ive been watching reviews alot now and.....I HAVE TO SEE THIS MOVIE SOMETIME THIS WEEK!!!!!!!!

  • Rise of the Planet of the Apes is a fantastic character driven movie that deserves a lot of Oscar buzz for its technical achievements and the best leading actor performance so far this year by Andy Serkis.

  • NOOOO!!!!

  • If I could write Dracos death scene in this movie, I would have the apes bight off his head to "That's how the light gets in"

  • Ceasor is home :D

  • this was a great movie, my favorite part was when the big gorilla leaped for the helicopter and that boss guy asking for help just before the helicopter fall's into the water.

  • This movie kinda reminds me of X-Men: Firsr Class, in the sense that not many ppl thought it was gonna be a good movie but instead it ended up being a great movie. I still haven't seen this movie but i'm hoping i'm able to see this weekend.

    BTW since the summer movies are officially over, what are your "Top 5" best???

  • This movie must get a sequel.

  • Who would've thought that the rise of the planet of the apes would be the best this summer

  • Great movie. 

  • the craziest part of this movie is when ceasar grabs malfoy and malfoy is like "get your stupid ape hands off of me!" and then ceasar just freaking screams "NOOOOO!" everyone in the movie theaters jaws were on the ground.

  • @MultiVaginaJuice Goosebumps

  • I loved the movie. The only thing is to me it was a little slow and I wanted more. But I guess that's a sign of a good movie if you want more. Did you guys see the seen in the credits? It answord a couple if questions for me. I can't wait for another one. I'm glad it got the number one spot this week I hope it does next week. I give it 4.5 out of 5.

  • Is there going to be another one???

  • @brmillgr i heard it was going to be a trilogy, but i hope so

  • Near the end when Cesar did something to Malfoy (don't wanna spoil) everybody in the theater went ape shit!

  • Idk about it. I hate monkeys, and I hate them even more now since they are plotting mass genocide against the human race. Is that what happens? I didn't read the Wikipedia article.

  • Check out my channel I do a review of The Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes. Also please Subscribe to my Channel thanks!!! :-)

  • Awesome movie. ALL HAIL CAESER!!!

  • Went to the midnight showing and man this movie was amazing, kind of want to see it again, nice review guys

  • how did you guys feel about the footage they left out that was in the trailer? That's one of my only problems with this movie

  • I saw it twice this weekend, and I have to say is all HAIL CAESAR!!

  • Just Watched this...Hail Caesar!! :D

    Altough my all time favorite depiction of apes is from 2001 Space Odyssey...something about the lack of cgi still makes it for me

    But this film really is magic i think. cheers guys

  • @Manga3145 Yeah that scene was pretty sad too.

    

  • is it me or does the guy on the left look like Dane cook and the guy on the right looks like Justin timber-lake?

  • the moment where Caesar and Malfoy face off...clearly the best part of the move for me!! 

  • Amazing Movie, but i didnt get the ending

  • whatt is h\the music toward the end of the vid?

  • @JuggaloAndMick during the trailer

  • so i guess these apes use

    *puts on glasses*

    gorilla warfare!

    YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!­!!!

  • hey schoes im twelve and i want to see this movie my dad dosent want me see it i was wondering do you think a kid my age could handle a movie like this please respond

  • @bobertochuck Yeah you can handle this movie there isn't any sexual content beyond people kissing. The violence is minimal, there isn't a bunch of blood and guts flying around. This is a movie to be seen for sure. when I went to go see it there were a few children in the theater younger than yourself. So I hope this helps because this movie, and Caesar, were awesome.

  • @danjones77 thanks ill tell my dad 

  • @bobertochuck Ellis here, I think it's safe for someone your age to see as well. Some mature themes to be sure, but more importantly there's some really interesting discussions you guys can have after the movie is over. Just don't ask for a pet monkey afterwards :)

  • @schmoesknow thanks ellis p.s. my last name is ellis

  • Caesar is home!

  • Andy Serkis also did a great job playing Caesar especially the scene when Franco had to leave Caesar in the animal prison I almost cried.

  • just watched good movie

  • This movie was cool. I liked it.

  • I just saw the movie and as someone who has never seen a Planet of the Apes film and was going to pass on this one as well until the comic con footage and your review convinced me to see it.,,,I gotta say WOW. This movie was really good!!! You really felt for Caesar and although he has no dialogue in the movie you could see every emotion in his eyes and his actions. It was AWESOME!!! Highly recommend this movie to anyone. You guys were dead on with the rating. I'd give it the same.

  • @academicroach Well, that's not actually what happens. What happens is actually pretty smart. It'll totally make sense, don't worry.

  • this movie disereves a 5 dis movie went hard.

  • i think that the guy who did this movie should remake the old planet of the apes movies

  • @academicroach Did you watch it?

  • I subscribed! EVERYTHING you guys said was right!

  • im seeing it in an hour

  • I definetly want to see it :). Who was the director of the original cause I think I saw the tim burton one of planet of the apes?

  • I liked the movie and the fact that I work (summer job) in a preclinical facility didn't help me notice the 25 mistakes that the scenarios.

    I live in Canada so maybe our compagnies are smarter, but:

    SPOILER ALERT!!!!! (I warned you!)

    1)facilities DON'T buy stolen monkeys from their jungles for animal testing! The monkeys are bred.

    2) Bright Eyes was pregnant, gave birth and nobody noticed it??? come on. The technicians suck.

    Still I liked the movie very much! I'm gonna buy all the other ones

  • @academicroach It totally makes sense at the end of the movie.

  • Just came back from seeing it. That movie was insane. Go see it if you havent.

  • Hi Never got it Dudnt remove Send again

  • that ape is epic... gorilla in movie = fedor in mma

  • I really want to see this, but when you say a sequel do you think they'll try to remake the original Planet of the Apes again?

  • Best cgi? really? Better than Avatar?

  • Y'all had me rolling haha

  • oops wrong video haha

  • I Love it. What interests me the most is that to many people you either hate the red trunks or love them. In this photo you can't tell if he has them or not. So interested to see whether he has the classic trunks or not.

  • @KelvinTheAwesomeOne Good move

  • @CoreyBrownReviews Let us know what you thought Corey!

  • @tierahmisu We shoot in 1080 now so maybe adjust it to a lower quality if your computer is slow?

  • i have question did they just take the movie in a new direction without the nuke war cus in the original planet of the apes the apes inherited the earth after we blew each other up with nukes i mean i live the trailers but im very faithful to the original story form the first movie and if they changed it to that there is no atomic Holocaust I'm not going to enjoy it as much.

  • @Gradyolson It's not about thier take over. The movie is only about the very beginning of Ceaser. Like it should be.

  • I loved tgis movie.

  • @coshun2003 me too

  • @schmoesknow Apes alone, weak. Apes together, strong.

  • the gorilla was boss

  • @BorealNeal Love that damn gorilla

  • @schmoesknow he looked like a mini kong hahahah

  • MY GOD HOW HAVE I NOT SUBSCRIBED TO YOU GUYS YET!! YOU ARE SOOOOOOOO GOOD AT REVIEWS

  • @jerryatric12 Thanks jerry, much appreciated

  • ahh yu guys are making me watch this movie even more lol

  • Go see it!

  • @schmoesknow

    Unfortunately in the UK, it is out on the 11th August :(

  • great review! :D i totally agree, i saw it last night.. was so awesome :) id say what i liked about it but too many things to list hehe. all hail caesar :D

  • @thuaners We want to do a podcast about it soon

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOO!

  • :)

  • Caesar Was a BOSS!!!

  • @Beaudascious Sure was

  • @THEBIGCAGEY you are getting unproportionally angry to the relatively benign comment i made. My point was that they eventual do which makes no rational sense due to the huge difference in numbers we have on them . not to mention only a handful were infected with the gas. none in africa or south america will get the "cure" so i dont understand how it can spread.

  • I loved this movie but the guy who played malfoy kind of sucked at acting and acted too much like his character in harry potter. Apart from that i loved this movie, i want a sequal now!

  • @AStateOfProgressive He has become Johnny from the Karate Kid

  • I was silent when "that moment" happened. My face was literally close to this ===> :O

  • @Camcrazy50 Yup, it paid off nicely

  • Awesome, I'm so glad you guys liked this movie. I'm really excited to go see it. The commercials for it looked really cool.

  • @hurlman03 It is a really cool movie

  • Also, Andy Serkis is a freakin bouse

  • @Frozone470 He is the best and hope he is nominated one of these days

  • @schmoesknow I'm pretty sure he won some shiny shtuff for Gollum, and I certianly hope he wins for this role. My gosh Caeser is like my new favorite character ever lol

  • I just saw this movie today, and lemme tell you, when that one part happened, the entire theater was like, "Holy shit......."

  • @Frozone470 My favorite part

  • The only issue I had with the movie is I think that the humans gave up too easily at the end. Like.. "Ah crap... they made it past the line. Let's call it a day folks."

  • @SomethingAboutMovies Well we don't know what they are planning

  • OMG OMG OMG TOM FELTON <3

  • @BiancaLoL1 Malfoy that little rat

  • @schmoesknow 0_o

  • The best part of the movie is when a certain character said "NO!"(insider) lol the movie was Fuckin epic

  • Thanks for the great review guys am so glad its better the last one and your right about the transformer films.

  • @ryanricardo Oh it is 100 times better than the Tim Burton disaster

  • i dont buy it at all there are only a few hundred thousand apes in the world vs 6 billion???

  • I put video response because it is our anniversary review. One year ago that we started this fun thing. We absolutely loved this film. Gave it five bagels. Even Mr. Critical loved it. He did think the marketing campaign sucked. Makes it look cheezy. Such an intelligent film. Great review guys as always

  • @twojewsonfilm Thank you guys! Watched your review and glad we are on the same page this time!

  • It was awesome! Saw it at the midnight showing. So good!

    All Hail Caesar haha

  • @DelphinFleety He deserves the respect.

  • Schmoes.... I sense a Transformers reboot in the force

  • @DarkSpartan92 I think they are doing # 4 and just taking it in a different direction

  • @schmoesknow hopefully it will have more transformers, and less humans. I mean we saw more of the parents then optimus. It should of been called "Humans doing random shit featuring giants robots" even though i enjoyed the films especially DOTM and the schmoes personal favorite "Revenge of The Fallen". I just want to see more Transformers and less humans.

  • I really enjoyed this film

    To me it was an enjoyable summer film

    5/5 for me

    people see it