mary, if you're over 18 and not legally insane or anything, I'd love to play the violin on you for the first time....no, not my first time, yours, and I'd also prefer not to have sauce for my fries hanging off my face when i do it. Know what'd be really hot? If you kissed pee wee, n lickedit off his face. ooooh, sick, so bring a fry to quell the taste.lol peace out, mary, and one day, after i've won the nobel prize for what stevia does, and maybe for the violin,you'll wish you'd let me taste you
Makes me want to upload Yeastie Girls' golden hit ("Now you suck") in my iPod.
This is a major issue, guys. We all should stop making girls feel guilty about natural emmisions. We have ours. Things happen. That is not dirty! I say it again, read my lips: That! Is! Not! What? What do you mean you can't swallow that?
pee wee get on stevia
supernaut4 1 year ago 4
mary, if you're over 18 and not legally insane or anything, I'd love to play the violin on you for the first time....no, not my first time, yours, and I'd also prefer not to have sauce for my fries hanging off my face when i do it. Know what'd be really hot? If you kissed pee wee, n lickedit off his face. ooooh, sick, so bring a fry to quell the taste.lol peace out, mary, and one day, after i've won the nobel prize for what stevia does, and maybe for the violin,you'll wish you'd let me taste you
maitreya41 1 year ago 33
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
ChillPill365 1 year ago
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hootyhaha 2 years ago
Is there a problem?
alienhuman 3 years ago
that is fucking intense!
clevis9155 3 years ago
you knew
chrisw40 3 years ago 3
hysterical, but cut this to 10 seconds.
silversatellite 3 years ago
That Pee Wee doll is worth some money on ebay!
blood and all
SeanOMatic 3 years ago
Mmm, I can go for some bloody c*nt..
DamienBoy13 3 years ago
lol
iseehaters 3 years ago
freak
miuziqa 3 years ago
I couldn't watch it. It happen to me too many times. Thanks for the reminder Mary. But now I wiil watch you starting to train!
DrDan202 3 years ago
too redundant. should have been ten seconds long.
runly1 4 years ago
Damn, I WAS eating...
redcrxsi86 4 years ago
OH WAIT! Now I see your shirt. THAT IS PEEWEE AHHHHHH
AskingTooMuch 4 years ago
This was my favorite After-School Special.
PleaseLikeMe 4 years ago
OMG! that doll looks pissed!
alicekilledherself 4 years ago 2
shit hell wouldnt you be? i'm pissed for the doll
ilikefox34 4 years ago 3
yup, ya don't wanna eat from the fish bucket during shark week...
senhouse86 4 years ago 4
EW thats nasty as hell,Id be pissed if i was pee wee
conkers58 4 years ago
herman is not amused
patto2k 4 years ago
you are a funny girl
existentialistcat 4 years ago
I hate it when that happens! hehe.
MissAndyWarhol 5 years ago
This one is my favorite!
paperclips06 5 years ago
what the hell? mwhahahahah this is the greatest :D
Jamzombie89 5 years ago
BAWHAHAHA... that was silly :P
NutCheese 5 years ago
ahhaahaha!!!
palli 5 years ago
oh... my... god...
genius yet traumatizing... WAS THAT BBQ SAUCE lmfao?!
sferb 5 years ago
close!! It's A1 Steak sauce mixed with Ketchup... nah... jk. It's my menstrual blood... ha ha.
maryvannotes 5 years ago
WTF? Geeze... Last one was sick... this one makes me more scared of Pee Wee Herman than I ever was before...
Gehile 5 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Thats fucking awesome
OliverJonathan 5 years ago
Something simular happened to me when I stuck my Pee Wee Herman doll in my anus, but in my case, I just pooped on him.
jaseybiggs 5 years ago
wrong on so many levels
but right on so many more
Deuce530 5 years ago
that mary was priceless!
kyhell 5 years ago
Something similar happened to me. Not quite that bad, just my hand but it was still very very unpleasant.
ebatton 5 years ago
if he really loves you, he'll understand
pennilesscripple 5 years ago
Makes me want to upload Yeastie Girls' golden hit ("Now you suck") in my iPod.
This is a major issue, guys. We all should stop making girls feel guilty about natural emmisions. We have ours. Things happen. That is not dirty! I say it again, read my lips: That! Is! Not! What? What do you mean you can't swallow that?
Pythr 5 years ago
PS: I hadn't noticed the swithed off light, har!har!har! :)
Pythr 5 years ago
that is compeletly wrong, yet hilarious.
darkgraham 5 years ago