Touhou Holy Water Festival English Subtitles (Innocent Key PV)

[SPRX10]

theres still some left inside the broken potion bottle

[frostare]

@2:45 Yuyuko: Meh...

[AgentSapphire]

Its probably better this way. For several reasons.

-Small is beautiful

-Yuyuko would end up with horrible horrible back problems

-Knowing the luck of these girls its a prank planted by Yukari and is probably urine or something.

[ordinary1passerby]

what a waste...

[EpicFunkey]

"Well, all the fat I eat goes straight to my boobs, so there's no problem there!" ~Stocking Anarchy

[Solarchos]

1:22 "What is drooping shall bloom"?! YUYUKO!! YOU'RE A DANG GHOST! You CAN'T droop! You've gotta have some of the best breasts in all of Gensokyo so what are you complaining about?!

[RenjiXIII]

"Innocent" my ass.

[lkjiooo]

0:34 & 2:40

"FGH are no way" more than "FGH are not good"

(It means "It's awesome so as to be impossible(no way)."

0:53 Reimu's photograph side text

"At the very least, I'd like to be able ample only breast."

1:10

Yukari "they say that she(Reimu) is flat!!"

Mei Ling "It will be to a schoolchild that it's allowed to be flat..."

2:49 youmu's back memo

"I return immediately because my stomach is critical condition. by Yuyuko."

[xChristmas1]

What does the note from yuyuko on youmus back say? ^^;

[Kuroiikawa]

The dark side of Gensokyo where they fight for illegal asset-enlargening potions. This is like the greatest black market of all time.

[Futurhunk]

Wow and I thought the fan bases couldn't get anymore F'd up. Ah well I like it.

[TheMostDefinately]

What da fuck did I just watch.

[tankOdrum2]

LOL

Youmu has a note on her back at the end.

[kamikifoxy]

i love their pose at 1:26-1:27 and i like how they stare at 1:46 and the same pose at the end at 2:52..oh and i like the pose at 0:51 they look pretty badass..

[VortexVash]

And this is the reason why the Shrine is placed on a mountain

[matiandre16]

Where's Suika in this?

She's miss Flat-Chest itself.

[SpdyI3ullet]

@matiandre16 Suika is probably (read Definitely) out drinking somewhere.

As for why she's not in this, she probably thinks bigger boobs would cause problems with how many sake bottles she can carry at one time.

[HirosamaNadasaki]

@SpdyI3ullet she can also change the size of her breasts with her powers at any time, similar to Sakuya's pad effect

[ftuniverse]

I like how the video started in a decent and serious mood and then ...

[thesunalwayrises]

soooo...

the mountains in Gensokyo getting bigger er?

[40496zawoo]

0:57 nothing is more hotter then naked playable character!!

[kawwaibunny555]

where can I get that?

[supermcheese101]

._.

[atvarecool2]

1:54 GET!!!

[mintium]

i thot they would get down and lick from ground lol

[icnithian]

Sakuya is innocent and adorable xD

[icnithian]

It isn't really an anime.. It's based on a game series called Touhou

[xLastToHearYourDeadx]

any idea where i can get this ;-;

[OmegaWeaponX25]

Huh. What anime is this? Looks pretty awesome.

[silvermoonmanga]

@OmegaWeaponX25 It's not an anime, it's from a game franchise called Touhou. :)

[xLastToHearYourDeadx]

;=; i wish their their was a download link for the whole pv album >_<

[gamerella3476]

just drink it of the ground

[theagiknight23]

Personally I think all of the voice match their characters except Youmu.....

[AgentSapphire]

They should have just swallowed their pride and shared.

[eaglesrock779]

Hong Meiling would fit better than yuyuko. Isn't yuyuko a half child half ghost or something?

[Ippikiryu]

@eaglesrock779 Yuyuko is the 'ruler' of Hakugyokurou, and Youmu, half human half ghost, is her gardener.

[chelseafcrocks82]

If it's the Hakurei Shrine's to begin with, why doesn't Reimu just keep it?

[eyescoldlemonade]

I would've laughed if at the end Rinnosuke drank it not knowing what it was, and well... you can guess the outcome.

[theagiknight23]

Too bad Reimu! LOL right at the last sec LOLOL

[unowenlover]

if sakuya and the others that desperate wouldn't they start liking it off the floor

[onigumo0401]

yuyuko:E? no.she is H .

[MegaG58tehfirst]

This is scarily accurate to how badly the girls i hang out with want larger breasts. I mean, its practically world war 3

[Purpledialga10]

2:50 I'd start eating it off the ground. >:D

[ELITEHAMSTER123]

MARISAS VOICE DOES NOT FIT

[MagicalChan]

i cant stop watching it.

its so awesome.

and im a 15 years old girl.

.___.

[Purpledialga10]

@MagicalChan Hahaha me too! Except i'm 14. It's crazy.

[Animegirllover1996]

@MagicalChan

yea but isnt touhou for adults

[NekoSuika1]

is it just me or does youmu hav such a cute voice ^O^

[zacharrihacker2]

SUPER MIND FUCK!

Big Lipped Alligator moment!

[LordThreepwood]

Why did Sakuya not stop the time to win?

[Predalien1121]

@LordThreepwood Probably because everyone knows she can do that and if she just took the reward, they would know or suspect her. :)

[Karasunagi]

I guess Yuyuko wants boobs like Yuugi

[Solarchos]

2:07 REIMU RAPE-FACE!!!! D:

[LaughingPickleProd]

Yuyuko:It split?Oh well...Im leaving. Maybe I can go eat....Yum!*walks out*

[LaughingPickleProd]

I always imagined Flandres voice to.sound like Youmou's in this video.

[nuttynub]

@LaughingPickleProd I think Flandre's voice would be a different from Youmu's... but i guess it depends on the character image?

[Pokeeeveegirl]

@LaughingPickleProd That might have been the creators way of making Youmu sound younger, like a little girl. Which would explain her lack of volume....

[LaughingPickleProd]

Marisa's voice is familiar. And at one point I swear....it was part of a different song.(right before Remiu tested what size she was. I'm pretty sure that was Yuyuko from Border of Exactly....

[0odarkheroo0]

@Furystar2 you're not mean, YOUR JUST WRONG >:3

[0odarkheroo0]

@Furystar2 honestly I wouldn't think Reimu would be A :/

Sakuya:D (w/ pad) A (w/out)

Reimu: B

Marisa: small C

Youmu: A

Yuyucow: big F

[Solarchos]

Question. Does anyone know what they were all singing at 2:32 to 2:36? Just curious.

[YoYoKirby1]

@Solarchos They are singing something about "Yuri" and "Yuri" is a term for bondage of 2 females

[Shmarah43]

@YoYoKirby1

The hiragana at the bottom actually says "Nyuurin."

[burnerthehedgehog]

why do i have the feeling that it was just a jar of pee the whole time?

[SOSHaruhi101]

@burnerthehedgehog This

[LordTirion]

@burnerthehedgehog it's only beer

[UDarkWolf]

@burnerthehedgehog So, Reimu likes the smell of pee.

[fatsocomixproduction]

@burnerthehedgehog

inb4Jarate

[DarkWingedHunter]

@burnerthehedgehog Team fortress 2 sniper's jarate?

[KenjiAKADrX]

Now if only there was a potion for a guy's....

[YoYoKirby1]

Yuyuko Deserves it.. they are using her theme

[YoYoKirby1]

BOOBY BIGGER GOD URINE

[YoYoKirby1]

Why do they need the breast enhancements anyways.. not like they will be of any use in gensokyo, unless everyone is lesbo or loves rinnosuke

[nitendo9]

@YoYoKirby1 rinnosuke is fanmade even though everybody uses him... but i hate him, so in my gensokyo, he never existed

[YoYoKirby1]

@nitendo9 Wasnt he in the First Touhou game? (not 6 I mean 1)

[nitendo9]

@YoYoKirby1 suppose your right, but reimu didnt even look like herself so still in my book hes dead ^^

[nitendo9]

@YoYoKirby1 actually he is from a "series of side stories"...

[burnerthehedgehog]

@nitendo9 actually, ZUN did make him for a book series called 'Curiosities of Lotus Asia'.

[nitendo9]

@burnerthehedgehog like i said, a "series of side stories"

[nitendo9]

but who set the holy water thing on the ground in the first place...

[burnerthehedgehog]

@nitendo9 no no no! sakuyas knife knocked it out of reimus hand and it fell to the ground

[nitendo9]

@burnerthehedgehog no i mean before it broke, like in the begginning of the video..?

[burnerthehedgehog]

@nitendo9 oh. well, its supposed to be some god or somethin. thats never exxplained, to be honest.

[SoullessDollx]

I love Yuyuko's o uo face

[LKfan1234]

hmm... wait a minute sakuya can stop time... the f*ck?

[OldSkoolStudio]

@Furystar2 its the other way around dipshit, A is the biggest, H is the smallest

[Sjoerdtje]

@OldSkoolStudio retard much? AA is smallest up to ZZZ as the biggest size. Go back to school and get your sources right before bashing other users

[TheVermilliaFamily]

@OldSkoolStudio

Uhm. In Japan? Canada has it, so A is like, no boobs, and then H is like... Huge boobs that weigh twenty pounds.

[HellsRaven4444]

Innocent Key? HOW THE HELL ARE THEY INNOCENT?!

[zeroperiods]

@HellsRaven4444 thats the joke

[HellsRaven4444]

@zeroperiods yeah i know XD

[burnerthehedgehog]

@HellsRaven4444 The Key is innocent. Whats behind the door, however, is not...

[HellsRaven4444]

@burnerthehedgehog god bless whoever put the door there then

[Solarchos]

@HellsRaven4444 I want to turn that key. I want to turn it SOOOOOOO bad!! T___T

[40496zawoo]

What do you mean?!? Marisa voice is HOT!!! I hate Youmu voice though.. too squeaky.

[ninryu4]

Eh?! ( 0c0) What's with Marisa's voice?! And I thought Marisa has bigger breast than Reimu..

[AlbinoFlareon]

@Furystar2 I was thinking BB for Marisa (That's bigger than B, right?), and B for Reimu. Other way around if BB is smaller, I forget.

[CrestFallenIvyStar]

Oh my, I wish it were a breast SHRINKING water!!! i would need that!!! I am a freaking D O_O;;

[OldSkoolStudio]

@CrestFallenIvyStar sure, bullshit much? guy irl much?

[CrestFallenIvyStar]

@OldSkoolStudio What? im a girl T^T

[OldSkoolStudio]

@CrestFallenIvyStar sure

[CrestFallenIvyStar]

@OldSkoolStudio That really is not nice.... i did nothing wrong to you and I didn't address my comment to you, now please leave me alone ;n; how would you feel if somebody called you a guy and cursed? please leave me alone, i did not ask you to make fun of me, or call me a guy. i'm pretty sure i'm a girl, anyway.i have girl parts and I am not a guy.

[lfpein7]

@OldSkoolStudio no fury is right A is smallest H biggest plus dont be trollin on others

[ultimadragon88]

@Furystar2 according to the girls at my school, H stands for "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

[Jchanproductions]

@ultimadragon88 thats what i was told too (btw, i am fury star i changed accounts)

[SoulBL4D3]

So I thought hey a vid about Touhou I don't know, well let's see what it is about this time oh some Holy Water, somehow that couldn't be normal....

So I watched and well I could expect it xD

[siverfanweedo]

0///////////0

on a unsubed i said i want bibber boobs and i am a stuiped flat chest my bf seen that ;A; oh god

[sirdarklord00]

@siverfanweedo don't wrry i don't wach it much

[siverfanweedo]

@sirdarklord00 lol i said biber boobs i ment biger but stillll

you do know i siad i want biger yuyuko sized boobs

[sirdarklord00]

@siverfanweedo ya but i don't care about ur boob size

[siverfanweedo]

@sirdarklord00 0/////////////////////////0

omg

[sirdarklord00]

@siverfanweedo what

and y r we talking about this here ?

[siverfanweedo]

@sirdarklord00 0////////////0

idk

yuyuko pink hair girl

[envisioner007]

so it made bigger boobs...i wanted that....

[siverfanweedo]

@envisioner007 we all do

[siverfanweedo]

oh mine are so small well a yeah small ;A; all most a flat chest -crys-

[ZeroFang3724667]

i there an audio only version?

[rangerahboi]

No comment.........

[40496zawoo]

Yuyuko is jus here for the lulz, she doesn't look depress one bit when the flask fell onto the floor. Instead, she went fo a snack.

[Ricachanz]

Why did I see this????????? O.o

[VimtoToby]

I can see why they only cut the animation to 3:06 after listening to the full version xD

[msh11201996]

@VimtoToby ahahahahahaha........THEY SHOULD'VE KEPT GOING

[ultimadragon88]

I just realized that Reimu could have just taken them the night before. she lives there.

[maxi323323]

marisa doesnt need em. shes already sexy :D

[kurumuhatsunechan]

@maxi323323 im with you on that one Me loves Marisa <3

[kuchipatchilove]

NicoNico link pls?

[wooterz]

I'm a flat chest lover and what is this

[frogmaster200]

if the potionis at hakurei shrine and reimu is the shrine maiden there, coudnt she just take the potion beforehand?

[Ultrapyre]

@frogmaster200

Same reason why Sakuya can't backstab you with her Quantum Ringer active during EoSD. Tis a bit unfair.

Holy water's an event item according to the intro. Reimu probably had it stored in a box with a timed lock anyway. IDK...

[MegaG58tehfirst]

ohhhh, so thats where the Pad thing comes from.

[40496zawoo]

can anyone translated what was written on Youmu's back at the end???

[KakashisWashu]

@40496zawoo It's a note from Yuyuko, which basically says "I've gone for a snack, be back later"

[TheThreadWeaver]

Totally expected to see Suika here.

[shymin12356]

I BET MY BREAST ARE BIGGER THAN EVREYBODY EXCEPT YUYUKOS!

*knifed,master sparked,fantasy sealed)

[msh11201996]

@shymin12356 I can measure them if you want :3

haha LOL jkjk

[sakuya45]

shouldnt shikieki have start in that festival ?

[Tanzklaue]

@sakuya45 even that elixir wouldn't help her...

[jackout101]

i love the way they draw their charaters it looks cute even when they have a serius look its cute

[123gamergirl]

2:30 sound like boobies boobies bye bye boobies! XD very misheard jap lyrics

[yoshinoya99]

@123gamergirl yea sounsds like bye bye boobies

[poissony]

.....are you sure this is recent? I've seen better Innocent Key works....

[jackout101]

i love how i hear different themes ive heard

Mukyu! :3

[VgJono00]

Why does this exist? Why? Please some one tell me WHY things like that are MADE? Damn it japan. God fucking damn it.

[SuikaorRemilia]

can anyone tell me the themes used in the vid?

[crazypika12]

1.28, i think she is singing RLLY well at that point :D

[kkyosuu]

2:30

Nyurin! Nyurin! PaiPai! Nyurin!

The meaning. . .hehe

[jackout101]

how do you hear zuri zuri paizuri its clearly pai pai nyuri

[Inukazan]

youmu's theme come out clear as does yuyuko's...but wait the other three...

[NekoBlaze014]

2:30 : It says "pai pai nyuri" in the text. You and your perverted minds ;P

[ArceusShaymin]

1:00 *nosebleed*

2:30 I hear, "zuri, zuri, paizuri (paizuri means breast-fuck)."

[Woodrakes]

"Zuri Zuri pai pai Zuri" or did I hear that wrong O.o?

[gokk777]

Lol someone explain to me what's wrong with meiling XD

[huskycommander]

Isnt it funny how they want bigger breasts without any men to flirt with

[zazry86100]

Sakuya: I-I'm only doing this for milady...

Me: Yeah, sure. For your milady... *Pfffttt*

Sakuya: *throws knife*

Me: *dodge knife* HAHA!! YOU MISS-*knifed*

[sUUpErC00W]

...Since when does Jarate make your breasts grow?

[Tohluse]

2:04

Didnt expect the umineko reference lol.

[voiification]

@Tohluse I believe thats more like a Phoenix Wright Ref :3

[Tohluse]

@voiification Its both

Phoenix wright is the finger point will the red text to indicate truth is Umineko. There's is also similar finger pointing in umineko

[lzayoiSakuya]

I say Youmu needs it most.

[Arrakhis]

@lzayoiSakuya coz and Pads are enough for you =p *time stop 100 knife around me*

[CirnosMathClass]

o______e

[UberPoofyNintendoChi]

this looks like an average day at my chat box.

[ZoroSJ]

...what? 이게 뭐야? (; ﾟㅇﾟ)

[Happix100]

If it's "Breast ENLARGING" then if you don't have breasts how do they grow?

...

That's right Reimu, go to your room.