One Life Remaining 01/09/2010

[Maxx4609]

2 years Jon, 2 F***ing years...... And it's still one of your best work.

[JonahjJak]

I always enjoy it when Jon puts these intense scenes in his episodes. It doesn't matter if the characters dont understand, its just a meening if anything for you.

[G4m1ngMafias]

I think i am The ONLY one who noticed at 6:40 it said 'Heartstrings - By Jon Graham'. Nice Jon, i know the song he's talking about by looking at the title and wow he knows how to make music (as a compliment) if it were me it would probably be a guy saying poop, looped for 5minutes.

[JahzlMndz]

4:56 LMAO

[milummulim]

I saw this video when it came out almost 2 years ago, and i still crack up at the scene where chad comes in wasted.

[thecrazyevilleaf]

Chad us class :P

[AnimeJunkey71]

You fucked it up so bad....

Thanks

Anytime

[killertiger1212]

chad is deep if he's that smart and cool drunk and high what would he be sober

[XbMEntertainment]

Okay let me explain this to every one "You have ample humanoid breasts, Ahaha I actually said it!" in gamer language is "0MG YOU HAVE BIG TITS LET ME CAMP FOR 6 HOURS!" :P

[TheYellowAznBoiZ]

Peter should b ch1ef friend xD

[Cheesyman125]

If it's 550 years in the future why is there still people playing the multiplayer?

[MrPopeye232323]

@Cheesyman125 if pacman had multiplayer i'd be playing it right now..........

[TheoGBAnonymous]

What r u going to do for an hour.......Bow Chicka Bow Wow

[nikilolniki1]

but it gets lost after a few seconds -.-

[nikilolniki1]

chad acually made sense for once =D

[madio123456789]

Why are the views getting less and less? tasteless youtubers of today i guess

[Thespartan022]

@horo30 totally agree

[horo30]

Dat epic monologue

[franklinsodap0p]

4:15 So much Cock-block!!

[brandon5568]

Please someone write down the long speech that Chad said so when I'm drunk I can say it to my friend right infront of his girl friend and totally cock-block him haha

[ZaikradysKnight]

@brandon5568 Here ya go, man:

look Anthony, I wanted to tell you something. Look. You're gonna do something tonight. That thing. And whatever it is that you do, (Asking her out.) whatever it is that you do, you can not, and must not, not, forget who you are. Because you know what? This is only the start. It doesn't matter if you don't get things you want... right away. Because you've... you've got it already. Yeah?

[fugyfun]

chads a butt

[TheDangerboyhp]

i love this show especially the first season when anthony works at the gamer pit.

[Dessinator17]

"I can't be with someone smarter than me who can see through all my bullshit." So true.

[fatal33ty]

how come im the only one still watching this series? :( it's the shiat!

[HFOexterminator]

Favorite part

*deep emotional speech*

anthony: what the fuck are you talking about

Other dude:i dont know *laughs* im so wasted!

[noobpivoter47]

Peter is my favorite character. Who dusnt luv a drunk elite

[SquadFatherEnt]

Give peter his own show!!!!

[Turbolosity1]

What's the name of the song that plays in this? When Chad is giving Anthony 'Advice'?

[444Tazer]

3:20 Foreshadowing?

[ThorStudiosBR7]

I fucking hate that all of the top comments are quotes!

[Evzone1821]

@ThorStudiosBR7 EpicFishFingers isn't

[ThorStudiosBR7]

@Evzone1821 I was talking about the ones on top. Always spoiling the episode's best jokes for people who haven't seen it yet.

[Evzone1821]

@ThorStudiosBR7 oh... yeah that does suck

[Shermanator119]

32 people have ample humanoid breasts

[MajorLeaguePussy]

4:52 is the best friend speech ever. If I could do that I would.

[AkasunaClan]

@MajorLeaguePussy

I actually used that exact speech on my friend because he had troubles :0

[MajorLeaguePussy]

@AkasunaClan were u piss drunk?

[ChiefMaverick515]

"You have ample humanoid breasts," -Greatest Thing Ever

[Stickx700]

whats the song at 3:18 and 4:53 ): i really wanna know! D:

[bluereaper75]

god i wish my roommate was chad lol.

[Drdragonisawsome]

oww... my soul hurts after Anthony's speech (3:20)...

[AngiesAnimeAndArts]

How does this not have more views? This series is fucking awesome in every way. I've strayed from halo but this is the only machinima I continue to really enjoy.

/i'mcurrentlyrewatchingit

[killercrazy67]

thumbs up if you think peter should have his own show

[BrEnNo1023]

this series is so BEAUTIFUL in so many ways!

[midprod]

Hey Jon I just wanted to say that I'm a big fan of the show and that you have inspired me to make my own web series, so thanks and the rest of you guys can check out the first two episodes on my channel, and give me some feedback good or bad

[Josh4639]

Rofl peters frickin awesome



[EnGaLnDFtW]

its made by john cg XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

[Maxx4609]

@3:19

Amen

[pianoremixer]

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[Loln80r]

You have ample human breasts! There i said it!

[gamingguy1913]

lol chad is travis from arby n the chief

[FarceMartyr1229]

3:39 Games = non-hazardous waste

lol

[gdwisdabomb2]

"Everyone camp the house if you're an asshole...... Cool, I guess you're all assholes then!" ROFLMAO XD

[RandomVideoGuy100]

thx

ANYTIME >:D

[palpatine112]

they ruinned his chances with her no they mutilated his chances

[palpatine112]

damn if they would have inturupted me while i was asking a girl out i would beat the living shit out of them iswear to god i would

[sdh02]

3:42 What kind of store has a hazardous waste container in a game shop? oO

[ruthlesslegendkiller]

@sdh02 if u look closley it says non-hazardous

[whydobirdssing1]

peter is an alien god

[mickadude]

3:30 pretty emo

[papermario2]

anthony is so funny saying things in his mind



[packnine123]

omg chad is such a cock blocker lol

[Oberst543]

Peter is bad ass.

[ingamrvr]

76767 views lol

[SamuelCish]

peter has such a way with words

[2MWPTooManySHOTS]

DOUBLE RAINBOW GUY AT 5:55

[freestylekid01]

@2MWPTooManySHOTS lol

[dystopianlover]

@horizonshine129 I may be an egotist, but my word doesn't carry that much weight.

[EpicFishFingers]

Damn, that entire speech starting from 3:18 by Anthony is really fucking depressing. Talk about hitting your audience where it hurts... :(

[Mikisization]

@EpicFishFingers i know how this feels. lol

[horo30]

@EpicFishFingers This is what all gamers think.

Lol who wants to hang with a guy who only chills and isnt a hot blooded pokemon trainer who likes to travel the world and explore the lands?

Ant is real.

This is interesting.

[RvDash1]

@EpicFishFingers

[HiImSoddenZulu]

@EpicFishFingers Well, It's how my life will end up :P mainly this whoole fucking story XD

[dystopianlover]

Peter: "You have ample humanoid breasts."

followed by: "Ahahaha! I actually said it!" As he runs off into the background.

He needs his own show.

[scvideoking]

i was wondering ...sigh that

CHAD whats up!

(WHAT THE FUCK)!

[sweetooth670]

PETER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sweetooth670]

lol people still play mw2 in their time

[sweetooth670]

lol people stay play mw2 in their time

[elitewolf96]

4:14, bad timing guys, baaaaaaaaad timing

[MegaVanillawafer]

peter: " you have ample humanoid breasts"

i shit my pants when he said that xD

[nickelxeye]

i actually said it!!! LOL

[ActshunnBagel]

This is pretty much me in 500 years...

[GENESIS2789]

4:10 JUST SAY IT DAMMIT

[TheXxSurgexx]

Was Chad crying

[Whybehim]

i wonder what chad would be like sober

[darrencassdc6000]

thats the best roommate ever lol

[concrete1213]

FAVORATE EPISODE SO FAR!

[SykesModable]

Lol Peter

[MrJDred]

Dude...Chad is so fucking cool. xD

[ParadoxFC]

Omg so funny, "You have ample humanoid breasts, HAAHAH

[blackbeltadkins]

3:43 hazardas games lol

[snowavon]

Everyone camp the house if your an asshole! Cool i guess your all assholes.

(your an asshole)

LOLOLOL AND A BOTTLE OF WIN!

[sophdotx]

chad is super fucking legendary!

[Ahkrar]

OMFG Anthony is so much like me!

I can totally learn from this!!!

[EvilDead992]

"you have ample humainold breasts. haahaha! i actually said it!"

[Generalz151]

my god i would love to have peter as my roommate! XD

[freebty]

chad: camp the house if you're a ass hole cool guess you're all ass holes. camper: you're an ass hole

[freebty]

you have ample humanode breasts 

[Treck96]

Hahahahahaha

You make such a great Drunk person Jon

Unless thats someone else :3

[bobalt93]

4:43 I just had to watch that again rofl

[MegaKillingyou]

peter rules

[bobalt93]

AHH HAHAHAH! I ACTUALLY SAID IT! lmfao Peter is the best

[iDarkSkittle]

they need a girl to do the girl voices.. sounds like anthony is gay

[sub4aNICEsub]

32 people missed the like button >:(

[ReaLSiniisteR]

WHY FUCKING ADVERTISE A FUCKING CAR ON A MACHINIMA ON FUCKING YOUTUBE!?!? ADVERTISE IT ON FUCKING TELEVISION!!!!

[YuXuanify]

Can't help it when he starts laughing!

[BakerBoarder95]

people still play mw2 600 years later? hahaha

[zodiac23jj]

@BakerBoarder95 that game is so awful

[KeEnAn217]

@BakerBoarder95 yeah wouldnt it be like, mw598?

[bumpbox911]

@KeEnAn217 Actualy i dont think Soap and Captain Price will reach that far.though i could be wrong.After all Mario is like 60 or something and not one grey hair is spotted on that mustash :D

[Deadman1234ful]

finaly it is ploaded

[gadduste]

i wish i could be high all day long...

[kevinmulti]

ahaha...i cant even SEE!!!! ahaha

best quote EVER!

[rk16delta]

4:51 is the best part of this episode. Chad can really think deeply, or at least creatively at this state.

[DRawKiD13]

The best part is when chad and peter come in wasted

[earthbendingJediGIRL]

lol chad laughs so funny 

[GroverA125]

At around 3:46 on this video notice how the barrel he's looking at says "Nonhazardous waste".

[controllingthemedia]

@0424john Damn right

[controllingthemedia]

i love chads Crying/Laughing fit

[thirdwayfollower21]

this is the funniest futurific machinima ever!!!!!!!!!

[SoaringSpartan]

wtf are you talking about?

The real question is, how did I get into the closed store?

[The1HaloNoobOwner]

I don't think this guy has a life... He is making a bunch of machinimas that are seasons long.... I'm not saying they're bad but I think he shou get out side

[skinny123222]

@The1HaloNoobOwner who needs sunlight when you get ARTIFICIAL SUNLIGHT in your xbox :D

[vengeanceproductions]

@skinny123222

Artificial sunlight FTW!

[FAK3PR0DUCT10NS]

@skinny123222 lololloollolollollolollolollol­olololol

[CeMDRAGONify]

@skinny123222 thats basically impossible.

[HowBigArUrTires]

@skinny123222 Cuz the radiation waves coming from your TV totally replace the UV rays and Vitamin D from the sun! :D

[jakthelombax]

@skinny123222 and who needs that? when you can get 99.99999999999999999% real sunlight?!?!?!?!?!

[josejalepeno63]

@skinny123222 just as good as regular sunlight!!!

[ScatZant2700]

@The1HaloNoobOwner or maybe its his full-time job, ever think of that?

[MetalMarioFist]

@The1HaloNoobOwner Yeah I mean it's not like it his JOB or anything.

[AnarkyBorat]

@The1HaloNoobOwner I don't think this guy has a life... He has an account called ThE1HaloNoobOwner which implies he games A LOT... I'm not saying he's an asshole but I think he should shut the fuck up

[Timberwolf8998]

look, your gonna do somthing tonight, that thing, and whatever it is that you do, (asking her out) whatever it is you do, you cannot and must not not forget who you are, because you know what, you know what? this this is only the start, it doesnt matter if you dont get the things you want right away because, you have it already, Yeah? *anthony laughs* what the fuck are you talking about? *chad laughs* i dont know i am So Wasted! *continues laughing* I cant even see! *chad laughs loudly* < LAWL!

[jardshadow12]

man i luv peter he is awsome

[ryp25]

@jardshadow12 i think so far my favorite part with peter was when chad said: well you dont even speak english, blargagd

[ryp25]

@jardshadow12 you have ample humanoid breast

[HyperCutiePie]

@jardshadow12 Yes he friggin is C: Peter FTW

[xXBRAP44Xx]

why does she sound like a guy

[lordgluzman]

Im soooo wasted...

[JustATaco71]

holy shit im trying to read some comments and all i c is this big pile of shit paragraphs. Just fucking hug and apologise. Fuck.

[FunkeFresh01]

"U have ample humanoid breast.. I acutally said it!" Peter is the greatest

[ipwnwontons]

lol why is MW2 still being played 600 years in the future

[iLov3TheBeatles]

peter is fucking awesome

[pivotman20]

omg thats the best comedy ive ever seen you rule jon cjg

[bunniesaresocutey]

WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND THAT PIANO SONG "HEARTSTRINGS"?

[MAZINC25]

undateable . com check it out boys

[TheBronze3ye]

really? what are you guys gonna do for an hour

i dunno

(snickering)

alright that is enough of that

XD

[ChewSpot]

THIS IS THE BEST YOUTUBE SERIES EVER

[Trooper51098]

there playin mw2 if u can here the m4a1 sounds thumps up

[cheese89145]

3:49 Lol at the Nonhazardous waste video games

[Arminoid]

Ehh why does this greedy fucker not put some one else for the voice acting of diffrent characters ?

[outlawstar15a2]

@Arminoid Because that's what makes it funny. You have no idea how funny it is to hear a man voicing a woman.... In a man's armor. LOLOLOLOL!

[RagDollSam]

@Arminoid dude why are you calling it greedy he may not have anyone he wants or no one wants to do it either way it makes it better to hear a guy try to talk in a girls voice while not even trying (yes that sounded gay but if you call me gay for saying that we know where your sexual orientations are)

[guitarmasta718]

was the asshole part a spaceballs reference?

[BARNEYRAPEDME69]

It's so funny because this is how all guys think about things like this. over analizeing EVERYTHING hahaha

[Carnage1235]

"I guess you're all assholes then......"

"You're an asshole".

Hahahaha.

[joequangbui007]

2:16-2:19 that was funny man

[iluvstinkypusc]

@Kickchupai

and judging by your recent comments you have you really dont get out much

nerd

[iluvstinkypusc]

@Kickchupai

obviously... clearly anyone that likes this really has no life and no take on reality maybe the reality of middle school and judging by you defending this

you dont have a take either

[kamkid211]

chad is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo high

[jed123ify]

i want these on dvd

[iluvstinkypusc]

godamn this is gay who the fuck likes this? no one even acts like this maybe nerds but thats it the person who made this really does not get out

[BadMario64]

@iluvstinkypusc

Who gives a shit if it is on halo? just understand the story you dipshit.

[iluvstinkypusc]

@BadMario64

thats what im saying it this story seems like some anti social nerd wrote this! BUT wait he did because he films machinima end of story

[ironspiderWD]

@iluvstinkypusc

its for entertainment dude,if you dont have anything nice to say dont say anything at all

[ArbynTheChiefFTW1]

@iluvstinkypusc Dude you have to watch it from episode one, i didint like it until i watched the first few episodes so yeah.

[iluvstinkypusc]

@ArbynTheChiefFTW1

ok listen i did watch it from episode one i dont watch this shit i was just drunk and bored and nobody acts like this the story is dull and sounds like some anti social loser wrote it. the guy that wrote and recorded this obviously does not get out much thats all im saying you may find THIS entertaining,but either way the guy really has never been out sounds like hes stuck in middle school and needs a life

[Cerealkiller257]

@iluvstinkypusc Dude why dont you fuck off and stop poorly critisizing this guys work "Oh since he makes machinima he must be in middle school and have no life" yah you dont know him in real life so you cant really say that. Even if he didnt have a social life how would you know, do you stalk him? He makes alot of machinima that people like.

[iluvstinkypusc]

@Cerealkiller257

I NEVER said he was in middle school please review your reading skills

i said it is like a middle school chld wrote this and he obviously has no life judging by this whole thing how would i know? its common since dumbass