I had an English teacher back in high school that acted just like Nigel Powers. Shit was funnnnny! He actually threw people's backpacks off the 2nd story window.
i was gonna put that scene where the japanese guy gets eaten by the sharks in the pool tank, since i didnt found it in youtube but didnt think it was funny enough by the way.
In one of the Austin Powers films (the second one, I think), Austin stated that only two things scare him, and one of them was midgets. He said they "smell like cabbage" and have small hands. So, when Nigel Powers smells cabbage, it's a reference to the little people Austin so rightly fears. I mean, look at Mini-Me, he's a wrecking machine! He's a killer of men! He's a terrifying figure! I'd say he's a towering figure of evil, but he's the opposite of towering. I don't know measurements.
actually austin's fears are nuclear war and "carneys". he claims them to be circus folk, small hands and smell like cabbage. nigel powers must have thought mini-me was a "carney"
Man we need another Austin Powers 4 for some good ol stupid humor like the first 3 had. They were so good because they stood out from the typical spoof comedies. They used their own humor. Other comeides that make fun of current news and politics are so typical and boring. But Austin Powers did not need that, it had it's own uniqueness and own subject matter it created.
Dr. Evil's response to Nigel's skill always cracked me up in this scene.
jkmann 2 months ago
I feel bad for number two lol
damnwindows98 7 months ago
I had an English teacher back in high school that acted just like Nigel Powers. Shit was funnnnny! He actually threw people's backpacks off the 2nd story window.
Caboose56 10 months ago
lmao poor number 2 and i love that little punching kicking thing he did after he made the shot lol
sexychula19 11 months ago
Oh! I thought i smell cabbage! hahaha XP
amierthaqifrulez 11 months ago
What film is it with the "Lazor" I've forgotten, is it Gold Memeber?
captain0ldy0da 1 year ago
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easy peasy lemon squeasy
tubamanKevinU8 1 year ago
easy peasy lemon squeezy....... haha
Ollied 1 year ago
Austin Powers' voice is quite sexy XDDDD
victor147159 1 year ago
poor number 2!
minion6500 1 year ago
easy peasy lemon squeasy
Karletto555 1 year ago
"You attack me one at a time, and i knock you out with a single punch, okay? go. Judo Chop!"
"Oh he's good."
XDDDDD
ShindaDesu 1 year ago 3
Bless you 0.o
xD
ManiacalGames 2 years ago
fucking lol, "why don't you just fall down" *gaurd goes fetal*
thejordan01 2 years ago
I mean, look at you. You don't even have a name tag. You've got no chance. Why don't you just fall down? Go, son...
amigokin 2 years ago
meet mini me *phooore thought i smelt cabbage
m4tty0wnz121 2 years ago
yeah knock it off.
ahahhahahha
EvalaXRose 2 years ago
"do you have any idea how many anonmyous henchman i've killed over the years?"
lol xP
nightwishwolf999 2 years ago
1:00 - 1:05 so great "Whoaaaaa....abooo..."
Electronaut76 2 years ago 2
lmao i thought i smelt cabbagee haha
jh0va287 2 years ago
lol "you havent even got a nametag"
baltimoresfinest15 2 years ago
lol!!!
SavySamaNya 3 years ago
1,2, 3. i'm good
jesst666 3 years ago
"1, 2....and 3"
0_o
adept91 3 years ago 3
4:35 BEST scene in the entire austin powers trilogy
Killoea 3 years ago 2
i love scott's evil laugh
heh1969 3 years ago
best part of the movie the dance that scott does at the endXD
soccerfinatic90 3 years ago
yes *clap *clap salty, that stuff was good
Karletto555 3 years ago
rip off!!! bless u
Kboy9559 3 years ago
...well congratulations numbnuts you succeded in turning me into a freaking jack in the box...i love it CX
bullraider 3 years ago
dr.evil:.... wat i like 2 call a death star
scott: *laughs*
dr.evil: wat
scott: o nothin darth
XD
grunte10 3 years ago 6
he's not, he's a spy, a double agent, a MOLE (sense the irony:P)
mollutje 3 years ago 2
hahaha.....i thought i smelled cabbage....best line!!!!!
foxygrandpa1313 3 years ago 3
"you havnt even got a name tag uv got not chance. why dont you just fall down? go on son". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
dislikefatshits 3 years ago 3
one two and three okay LMAO!!!
ToaAznat 3 years ago
lol end
Legoman96 3 years ago
i love the meteor part
he called them numbnuts and he got numbnuts lol
yankees11794 3 years ago 2
I love how he "made himself fall". So naive. Like a bag of potatoes falling down ...
Arissef 3 years ago
jack in a bok lmao
mushishadow45 3 years ago
1:58 "let me find my balls, one, two". LMAO
alexia942 3 years ago
"LOWER THE GLOBEEEEEE!"
MY GOD! The girls got a thing with yelling!
Twistproduction 3 years ago 4
autin's dad its just god. pure it!
affgringonoob 3 years ago
Yeah, I'm totally agree, just in the balls, jajajajajajajajajajaja
HAIRHADES21 3 years ago
i love movies that break the 4th wall
bayarea949 3 years ago
Well congratulations, numbnuts, you've succeeded in turning me into a frickin jack in the box
lol
Deathknight35 3 years ago 9
That's the best part! OMG
alexia942 3 years ago
A boooo,a booooo xD this is a keeper omg this movie is extra
Wosa334 3 years ago 2
My favourite bit is with no. 2 crying. That had me laughing for days!
vilxan 3 years ago
AAAAAAAAAGH!!! IT FLICKERS
VampireFreakKe 3 years ago
"Shiza"
omgthissucks148 3 years ago
ahahaahahaha
1:00-1:14
delirious
Otakumastergold 3 years ago
who throws a cupcake, honestly?
Sonniku99 3 years ago
the first scene of goldmember when he's in his lab behind the "hollywood" sign is the fucking funniest shit ever.
makavelimax69 3 years ago
2:04-2:34
lmfgdao
pumacrazy77 3 years ago
i was gonna put that scene where the japanese guy gets eaten by the sharks in the pool tank, since i didnt found it in youtube but didnt think it was funny enough by the way.
vaziocs 3 years ago
@vaziocs I´ve been trying to find that scene because of Scotty´s laugh! LOL. Also the one where he runs like a girl lol.
bofo2919 1 year ago
no austin fears street ppl not midgets. they smell like cabbage and grab your hands. you idiot
RPmaverick 3 years ago
*sneeze*rip off!!...bless you
CheetahSoul 3 years ago
LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!!!
Deceters 3 years ago
shit quality... could barely see the globe part and the moon part was too low in volume.
soz to give the bad side of the vid but true
masterex01 3 years ago
No Way!!!! Way to go A-hole! lol
LiteGrenadz 3 years ago
Youre chair dr Evil" Thanks WHOOOOO!!!!
Ubuuuuhh XD LOL ROFL
odi22865 3 years ago
1...2...and 3. Im okay.LOL
HawkinsTB 3 years ago 3
shiza.
OwenDWF 3 years ago
I don't understand the bit about mini me and the comment about smelling cabbage!!
lovefun2 3 years ago
In one of the Austin Powers films (the second one, I think), Austin stated that only two things scare him, and one of them was midgets. He said they "smell like cabbage" and have small hands. So, when Nigel Powers smells cabbage, it's a reference to the little people Austin so rightly fears. I mean, look at Mini-Me, he's a wrecking machine! He's a killer of men! He's a terrifying figure! I'd say he's a towering figure of evil, but he's the opposite of towering. I don't know measurements.
RoguePlanet 3 years ago
Thanks for your explanation.
lovefun2 3 years ago
actually austin's fears are nuclear war and "carneys". he claims them to be circus folk, small hands and smell like cabbage. nigel powers must have thought mini-me was a "carney"
shrykull18 3 years ago 2
dude i thought they were referring to his size as like a CABBAGE patch kid dolls.
but thats just me
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treedmx 3 years ago
wow fat basterd lost weight....alot of weight. i think hes flat bastard now
mrkoolguy555 3 years ago
what are you talking about?
XanaHarken 3 years ago
why don't u just fall down LOL! Muhuhuhahahahaha
rahul18348 4 years ago
Unless Nigel had a bullet-proof vest, he would have been dead already!! (he actually saved his life)
scigamerfan07 4 years ago
easy squeezy lemon peazy
DevilDogSGT07 4 years ago 3
Let me find my balls! Okay...1...2....3 I'm okay LOL
GoldeneyeMarine 4 years ago 10
god blimey i fort i smelt cabbage hahahaha awsome hehe
DirtyMinxx 4 years ago
blimey i thought i smelled cabbage( mini-me obviously confused) haha lol rofl!!
tonikipriani 3 years ago
I LOVE GOLDMEMBER! Funniest out of the 3! ^^
charmed6057 4 years ago
That guy in 1:10 would be really gorgeous if he wouldn't have that mole. :)*
coldatspot 4 years ago
Well he doesn't have it in real life.
Loenneberga123 4 years ago
ripoff! ..bless you
QuickSilver519 4 years ago
Man we need another Austin Powers 4 for some good ol stupid humor like the first 3 had. They were so good because they stood out from the typical spoof comedies. They used their own humor. Other comeides that make fun of current news and politics are so typical and boring. But Austin Powers did not need that, it had it's own uniqueness and own subject matter it created.
hootyhaha 4 years ago 4
In the end...is that the guy who plays voldemort? Just wondering. I can't tel from the video quality.
Vezoksfriend 4 years ago
jesus christ it really looks like him though
QuickSilver519 4 years ago
austin powers ROCKS!! :)
GN7734 4 years ago
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SCOTTY is being Rasie i hate him (being rasie to chinese)
benedictblue 4 years ago
"Yesh shalty that was good"
homey1201 4 years ago