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  • Thumbs up if you watched this for the crucified Jesus on the wall XD

  • Like Christmas, stupid christians took holidays that existed thousands of years ago and changed it so they could look more legitimate. great video.

  • lol "fuck if I know"

  • I'd hate to be a Christian having to explain this stuff to the not-yet-brainwashed kids. Makes it SO hard when they're still thinking for themselves....

    LOOK KIDS! IT SAYS SO IN THE BIBLE SO IT'S TRUE! JUST SHUT UP AND STOP ASKING QUESTIONS!!!

  • Nice work...

  • How about you Christians awnser the questions in the video rather then pretend to be victims?

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  • Hilarious!! The cat was fantastic.

  • Loved the little Jesus in the background! Had me laughing the whole time....

  • "A kid on his way to umpire the cricket!"

    Brilliant stuff from the Yak :D

  • This is really awesome stuff! I can't believe anyone calls it garbage! Good work!

  • Your the coolest Yak I know.

  • Awesome! Easter bunnies rock!

  • This is my new yearly tradition.

  • LOL LOOK AT THE CROSS after the big rock hits him LOL XD

  • the integrity of the roman guards? lol

  • 4:41 look at the cross

  • yeah, looks like a fat and overweight american who works in a nuclear facility!

  • Wts with the Homer Simpson Jesus mate?

  • lmfao. had to watch it twice. first time i was too busy watching jesus second to listen to the story. oi yak im thinking of making up my own religion. wanna help. we can make up some bullpit and make it into a book and people will beleive us.

  • probably the best u made, mate!

    (i hope u don´t mind my accent)

    i luved the dangeling jesus, the side -show became the main act there.

    GREAT !

  • Fantastic.

  • LOL Homer Simpson is Jesus!

  • WTF MY NICK NAME IS YAK!!!!

  • Top shelf, Yak, top shelf.

  • I've gotta meet this yak man

  • hahahaha...had to revivit this one...lol..awsome old mate....

  • I think this is an affront to all Christians who find their faith to be a comfort and-

    OH, I CAN'T KEEP THAT UP! THIS IS SO GODDAM FUNNY! TO HELL WITH THE FAIRY TALE BELIEVERS!!

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!! X-D

  • Seconded! Hail, Xenu! Mo' Nasty!

  • @NVanWendy loser.

  • @hugeackman Yak.

  • I love it. Are you an Atheist?

  • Priceless.

  • That was wicked funny. Watching Jeebus doing his little struggle and then the cat grabbing him was priceless. Well done. Just subbed.

  • I watched this vid months ago, but was so caught up in the dialog that I missed the Jesus action. Fucking hilarious.

  • that rocked!!

    Yes the Easter bunny makes more sense for sure along with the flying spaghetti monster and the celestial teapot.

  • homer? jesus? makes perfect sense!!! +D

  • Yak, you're a frickin' HOOT, man!! You're way-underemployed, bro!

  • That was awful but so true xD

  • OMG!!!! Jesus got eaten by a cat!!!

  • Pope Benny! :P and Jesus is soooo funny!

  • that was the most epic lol yet... thank you for making me laugh... and sentencing me to an everlasting afterlife of torment. yay!

  • 4:06, lol random,( what i said)

  • Kiwi, lol Chop!!!

  • watching jesus in the background, fuck i LOLed!

  • WARNING! your videos are wonderful

  • the fucker didnt even exist

  • go die in a hole

  • well that seems to be the common choice for most people cheers

  • uncle roy was stoned when he died...lol loved the background stuff!! this is one of the funniest vids you've made so far yak. i'd give six stars if i could.

  • Thanks Rick, it's always good to hear what you think.

  • what is that lying about jesus. do want truth about jesus read about jesus in Islam

  • lol homer.

  • Muslims couldn't find truth with both hands if it was stuck to their foreheads. This statement proves it. There was no historical Jesus any more than pedophiles ride to heaven on flying horses.

  • GG man, I'd like to pose a few of them up the reverend's chute.

  • "...they must have been mental or something, only a real spaz would tell on the son of god!"

    LOL thats amusing =)

  • I thought so too

  • homer is on the cross at 4:41

  • Because God loves me!

  • lmao great vid loved it funny as ,cheers

  • 5/5

  • I like that little jesus in the backround.

    Its cute.

  • Asinine beliefs deserve to be mocked.

  • Are you saying you think I'm cool?

    Cool!

  • @Yakovich yeh your very cool

  • @Yakovich were you touched by a priest, is this your of getting back at Christians?

  • @CrestedPaingod Just pointing out the holes in the story of the resurrection story. You don't need to be molested by the clergy to apply common sense...

  • @Yakovich no denial there, yak.

    enjoy those flashbacks!

  • @hugeackman Only sad flashbacks of rejection by the bretheren...

  • @CrestedPaingod Because when your beliefs makes such extraordinary claims and assertions about something that concerns and effects all of us in such a big way, then it is necessary that those claims should be challenged, questioned, tested, examined etc. and yes, people also have the right to make satire about these kind of beliefs and claims. even had they not been so outrageously ridiculous and so painfully immoral, childish and self contradicting. Nothing to do with "cool".

  • @wiz2112 Never said I was Christian you jerk don’t force your views on me.

  • @CrestedPaingod I think you should read my comment again. i didn't say you're a Christian. I'm not even talking specifically about you. I should've said "when ones beliefs make such exraodrdinary claims..."

  • @CrestedPaingod Because when a belief is projected into the public domain, They are immediatly subject to scruitiny. Religion has failed this scruitiny and is considered a joke

  • @superraiden You have failed scrutiny I never said I was Christian. It was a statement. Why do you bash people’s beliefs?

  • @CrestedPaingod You have also failed,neither did I. Read my comment again please.

    Christianity has been projected into society, and it thus subject to scruitiny. And through a lot of looking at debates, reading and researching, religion is a nice fall-back for lazy people who can't deal with life. There is no logical proof for 99% of arguementsreligion raises (except the obvious fine-tuning argument) .

    My belief is also valid. My belief is that it's all Balony.You must also repect my belief ;)

  • @superraiden Its fine, as I am neither atheist or Christian.

    I guess there is always some people who must post their beliefs in a derogatory youtube video on either side of the religious debate.

  • @CrestedPaingod why not? they have condemned me to hell for ETERNITY. oh man thats a long time.

    peace, lardo.

  • @CrestedPaingod because some peoples beliefs are fucking crazy!!

  • not funny realy

    why wouldnt u make fun of the muslims

    fuckn ediot

  • Only a real "ediot" would make fun of Muslims!

  • sooooooo boring

  • Get mummy to explain it to you love...

  • ... terrible boring comedy...

    the mini jesus in the corner of the room is really distracting

  • What? I didn't notice the mini Jesus in the background. Thanks for pointing it out!

  • he's reading playyak...

    its good how they explain it and all but they took it too far with the humour

  • I agree.

    Don't worry "maxc16" I'll be having a word to them.

  • i ate yak in tibet, was delicious

  • Wanna eat Yak in Australia? My treat...

  • this is very disrespectful.

  • But funny. :)

  • If it's true, then you can't condemn, if it's true there's no need for offence to be taken

  • It's not disrespectful. Children do this.

  • It may be but I don't think the Yak took offence.

  • Forgive them father for they know not what they do.

  • I like that yak, Jesus and the Cat is classic.

  • A bit sus indeed...well put.

  • Yak brains. Who is hiding behind the yak yak?

  • Best part about this, calling out "Pope" Benny, the former Nazi youth.

    Seccond best part "THE ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH" - The Romans killed Jesus.

    All though I am Christian, a real one that is Orthodox.

  • The Romans just acted governors to settlements. The jews demanded that jesus be killed. Romans carried out crucifiction as this their method.

    The roman catholic church was not in existance at this point.

  • Correct. The first Christians were called Christian Jews, or Jewish Christians. Judice wasn't mental he was destined to stiff Jesus. They didn't save Jesus since he was supposed to die and about the angles...I figured it was his followers he dressed up in white. Maybe it was a child angle and he was a symbol of purity.

  • judas.. not judice

  • my bad

  • ohh and angels, not angles...

  • if you really wanna believe in Jesus and God, then you dont HAVE to think about it logically. it doesnt HAVE to make sence, its called faith. easter isnt about the facts and events, its about the meaning,

    Christ rose from the dead to save the sins of the world, and that is what people believe in. nothing in the bible makes sence but you READ BETWEEN THE LINES.

    oh yeah, and a giant bunny going to everyones house in one night giving them choclate eggs makes SO MUCH FUCKING SENCE.

    dick.

  • Thanks for that "moel13" I like what you're saying. To believe in Jesus and God you have to think illogically. Faith exists so we can believe in something that doesn't make sense.

    I couldn't have put it better myself!

    Cheers

    Yak...

  • LMfao that was soo funny!!!

  • Odd Ed Yakovich

    Weird Al Yankovich

  • wow.....i bet your pretty proud of how many ppl youve offended that was the point of it right???

    dude take the vid off wat are you a 12yr old craving some attention or something

  • Hi Cazza94,

    True, some people may find this offensive, but they'll get over it, life goes on. But this video may even get some to think a bit too which is of benefit to us all.

    Even though 12 is a distant memory you're right about the attention part. I do enjoy people commenting on my videos.

    Thanks,

    Yak...

  • a better comedian than you quotes

    "Basically ... out of all the ridiculous religion stories which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous—the silliest one I've ever heard is, 'Yeah ... there's this big giant universe and it's expanding, it's all gonna collapse on itself and we're all just here just 'cause ... just 'cause'. That, to me, is the most ridiculous explanation ever."

  • I don't find that remotely rediculous compared to a Virgin giving birth.

  • While im not a member the jesus juice junkies, i am a member of the "dont piss people off for no good reason" club. Therefore, 1star.

  • Who says I have no good reason? Why do you believe Christianity be immune from criticism? What gives any organisation the right not to be questioned?

  • wow I didn't know religious people were so denial about the obvious flaws in the fairy tale they believe in and its already pretty much been disproved just 1 more skull. And then you start calling him gay because that's all you have to say just like the pope, "Gay people are more of a threat to the human race than global warming." well maybe you can look at you should look at your abstenence rule dickhead

  • I wouldn't say fairy tale "charlosovich" as most fairy tales don't end with the majority of the world going to hell.

  • i love your video's and this is no exception... you will notice the christians above have made negative comments.. but none of them have any answers for the questions posed! lol

  • Well none of them have good answers at least "darrangela"

  • i think you need your head smashed in you a fag

    that dosent kown anything take the dam vid off

    your a gay

  • Are you coming on to me "kghp355"?

    I'm not too sure what you're getting at with your comment but you do seem to have a preoccupation with homosexuality.

    Is this what is meant by "turn the other cheek"?

  • umm how sad seriouslyy.. like dats just low!!

    bored much

    how bout u jst leave christians alone thats what they believe!

  • I'm sorry "itsjustthis" but it is obvious that English is your second language. I'm impressed though as I can't speak, let alone write a comment in another language. But if you don't mind I'll try to help you out a bit. For example...

    Seriously is spelt with only one "y".

    I presume "dats" is "that's" with "like" being superfluous.

    "bored much" sounds more like a question than a statement and you may have been trying to say "about' instead of "bout" .

    "u"~you

    "jst"~just

    "thats"~that's

  • "that is making fun of Jesus your (sic) a gay lord take the vid off" 1) learn grammar: you're (you are) not your (as in possessive), 2) accusing someone of being "gay" in defence of Christianity is highly hypocritical, but then again, it's the way of most Christians.

  • You saying I'm hot!?

  • Thanks for solving the Easter puzzle. The cat ate J.C. Now we know!...

  • Despite all the debate in this vid I really like it. It's thought prevoking and entertaining, which I suppose is the reason it was created. Kudos to you Yak!

    Now let's all stop yelling at each other long enough to realise that this is entertainment. If you don't like it there's this really useful little button called 'back' at the top of your screens.

  • And don't forget, if you do like it then there's the little "subscribe" button on the top right!

  • Why? He's pointing out obvious flaws in the stories. How can any inquisitive youths of today hope to make any sense out of it?

  • that is making fun of jesus your a gay lord take the vid off

  • You are mistaken, you see that wasn't Jesus Christ in the background it was Jeff Christ, his cousin, who was also hammered by the Romans. Gee's you'd think Jesus was the only bloke ever to be crucified.

  • haha the jesus in the background more funny than video

  • It amazes me how on these humourous videos, people decide to have enormous fucking debates.

    SHUT UP! NOONE CARES!

  • Welcome to a debate about a debate =]

  • I do... It's nice to see that sometimes my videos promote a bit of debate... It means people are thinking.

  • hahaha thats so good homer simpson becomes Jesus thats awsome lol

  • haha.....

    and on the religious banter:

    jesus was a jew....

    religion does good things too, eg: it gives people a positive mindset in times of hardship so fuggin accept it....

    chinks have documented history which is tens of thousands of years old......

    dinosaurs were real, if you're keen you can go and dig one up.....

    we are all monkeys, look around, ooh ooohahh

  • Like I said....

    I've wasted enough time here.

    Nuff said.

  • He certainly doesn't sound very wise at all, if he actually even said that.

    Secondly, Christianity is not a religion - it's a relationship with God. Religions are man-made attempts to get to God.

    Thirdly, there is no such thing as a "good" person.... since all humans on earth have sinned. The definition of good, is to be without sin.

    Hmm. I'm wasting my time commenting on this video. comments section is filled with atheists.

    No more time shall be wasted.

    Nuff said.

  • Christianity is a religion, it is not only the relationship with God, but the faith we have that there is a God and that he has saved us through Jesus.

    Your faith should cause you to act in a positive manner, not flame other people for their views on the world. In the bible it says to make deciples of all people but acting like a child and not listening to other people's views will only drive people further away. Think about the reactions of others before you talk.

  • Christianity is not a religion???? Well the bastards shouldn't be getting tax breaks!

    No wonder you think you're wasting your time...

  • jesus is the son of whore fuck god fuck jesus n his piss weak followers

  • Ummm... I bet you've never been accused of being mature for your age. In fact I'll put the farm on that one.

  • I'm too absorb by the little Jesus making is way out to listen to the rest

  • In the bible it was the Jewish Pharisees who demanded of the Roman governor Pontius Pilate that Jesus be crucified...This video must have been posted by some jew trying to once again mislead Christians who have not read their own bible.

  • Actually it's suggested that it was highly unlikely that Pilate would have even been involved in such a menial case. The Biblical account of the trial and the like is also questionable as none of the disciples where actually there.

  • > "The Bible is proof that Jesus is God."

    and "Action Comics" is proof that Superman is the Last Son of Krypton.

  • I am Atheist but not 100% considering there is no proof there is NO god. But as Charles Darwin said, I believe in god as much as I believe in fairies and unicorns...

  • I think the term is teapot agnostic.Look it up if you don't know about it.

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  • Yeah. Teapot agnostic is the sort of idea for Church of Flying Spaghetti Monster and all the stuff nowadays...That is basically what I think.

  • w00t the flying spghetti monster will shower us with holy meatballs as the prophicy foretold!

  • Oh and...

    "If there WAS a 'god', of any religion that turned out to exist, chances are that it wouldn't be the one that christianity and judism idolise. If anything it would be something that the human race has never anticipated."

    That's a pretty unfounded statement... especially for someone who doesn't even believe in God.

    I can't understand your logic. You honestly believe that without cause, the universe came into existence from absolutely nothing, along with everything else. Lol.

  • and you beleive without cause something created should of created God from absolutely nothing , along with every aspect of him :P

  • He was never created. He always existed. That is the nature of eternality. God is uncaused.

    Well what's more logical to you? Something creating something, or nothing creating something?

  • There is more of a chance of everything and anything now or 500 years ago of being a figment of imagination in your mind that a God creating it all.

    I could say that everything right now is not happening, we are not having this dispute over if a God exists or not. There is no proof against everything being my imagination just like there is no proof against the existance of a God or proof that there IS a God. Its pure speculation.

  • God, as to date is as real as Santa, or the Boogeyman, if jesus was born in asia, and he worked miracles, would that make buddha more real? No. Religion is all up to the imagination as i have already said. As far as literature dates, mankind have made up stories and myths to gain fame .etc, and the 'myth' of christianity is no different, the only reason so many people believe it is true, is because at the time of Jesus, the word of Jesus would have spread, and because there WERE SOME facts......

  • with it, people would have believed it, and they would have taught it to their family and so on until it became a global belief that Jesus was really god's kin. Yet there still is no proof that Jesus has anything to do with god, there isn't even any proof that god exists!

    If there WAS a 'god', of any religion that turned out to exist, chances are that it wouldn't be the one that christianity and judism idolise. If anything it would be something that the human race has never anticipated.

  • The Bible is proof that Jesus is God.

    Oh there's evidence for God's existance...

    But it doesn't satisfy YOUR definition of evidence.

    What you want, is for him to appear right in front of you. Every thing on this planet has inherent design features. But somehow I think I'm wasting my time here...

  • your a fucking stupid idiot

    science has proved time and time again

    that god dosent exist and the only reason you fucking believe in him is because you want to you fucking gimp

    you need something to give you hope because your life is so full of shit

    but you dont realise god is just strapping you down with chains, more fucking rules you need to fucking wake up to the world because it has been proven too many times to count GOD DOSENT EXIST.

  • gosh no! we dont want him to appear...we can detect particles eminating from billions of light years away, dark matter...and black holes... we dont have time to waste for a god that was falling overhimself to prove that he was angry back in the days of the bible..only to disappear for the last 1500years....!

  • Some atheists say "if God would only show himself to me", and some others don't want God whatsoever, because of what it would mean. Be your own God.

    You truely believe that scientific acheivements buys you some sort of "anti-God" credibility?

    Science and God don't contradict each other. In fact, the more you study the universe, the more you come to realise that God does exist. Unless of course you'd rather just see what you want to see and disregard all inherent design features.

  • Yes, we don't believe in god because that would make us gods. And when you don't believe in Spiderman that makes you Spiderman.

    Shut up.

  • I didn't say it would make you gods, you reject. I said you don't want to believe in God because you "want" to be your own god and do as you please.

    Live however you like. Just don't blame me for what happens.

  • I still don't see how not believing in god would make someone "his own god". Maybe if you clarify what you really mean by that, I'll understand. What does it mean to you to "be your own god"? To be your own creator? To be your own omniscient, omnipotent being? To be your own invisible, intangible guy?

  • Hahaha, pwned.

  • God, to date, is only considered imaginary by those who can't accept the idea of there being a creator. If there was a creator to this universe, they will most likely be held accountable for their actions.

    You'd prefer to be your own God and do whatever you please.

    Well... go right ahead.

    I'm not going to stop you.

  • Daracon75, I don't care what religion people choose, that's up to them, but what you've said is extreemly arrogant, the whole entire christian religion is based upon stories and myths, with few facts (such as the ones EmmanuelGoldstein09 mentioned) thrown in. Jesus was a real man, and wether he could work miracles or not aside, there is NO PROOF that god exists. There is hope that he exists, belief that he exists, but that is all, the existance of god is all up to the human being's imagination.

  • Claiming that there is an absolute truth is not arrogant. You've been brought up in a world where you've been taught to believe that "every" kind of belief is right... and no one can claim that someone else is wrong....

    Well if someone claims that God does exist, and someone claims that God doesn't exist.... They can't BOTH be right.. understand?

    I'm not arrogant in proclaiming the truth (which is very logically sound).

  • yess and unfornutately for you ! the proababiliy of you being correct is negligible...actaully...there is not scrap of evidence that cant be explained for....!! so unfortunately you are wrong..!

  • There isn't a scrap of evidence that can't be explained for?? Are you on crack?

    So you CAN explain the origins of the universe can you? And prove it all?

    Don't waste my time. rofl.

  • Wtf is wrong with you kid?

    There is NO proof of a GOD, and there is NO PROOF that there isn't a GOD!

    Stop being so god damn ignorent and use your brain for a second, I'm not trying to make you stop believing in God, I'm trying to make you understand that there is NO PROOF he exists.

    As a very wise nobel prize winner once said, "In a world with no religion we would have good people doing good things and bad people doing bad things, but for a good person to do bad things, you need religion."

  • Rofl I'm "ignorent" am I? Oh the irony.

    I never said there was proof. Can't you read?

    I said there was evidence for God's existence.. which there IS. But of course you'll deny it.

    I already understand quite well that there is no proof of God's existence. I already said that in my earlier comments. Because proof takes away free will. Got it?

    I laugh at your attempt to gain some sort of "anti-God" credibility by listing an apparent quote of some nobel prize winner I've never heard of.

  • errr did you ever attend high school physics class ....it teaches the 'origins of the universe' and there is PLENTY of evidence for this theory......even high school biology explains a good lot more about the origins of man!....hahah there is zero evidence for your god...!

  • Lol. It teaches the "supposed" origins of the universe. Apparently they believe that matter, time, and space, somehow randomly exploded from nothing into a universe with very balanced and precise physical mechanics and governing properties.

    They explain nothing but what they "think" might have happened. What they propose is logically impossible.

    Exactly the same case with the false theory of evolution, which is a complete joke by the way.

    There's evidence, but you deny it due to your bias.

  • fag