C.A.L.M Stand Up to Stop Suicide Ep 1

[mynameisloader]

They really should target the causes rather than the outcome

[1978deus]

My GP committed suicide.

[suicidephukkem]

I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh.

[Gary190tube]

Never really liked David Baddiel much before (had nothing against him either), but my admiration for him has just gone up 1000%

[touchitplease]

i hate ed byrne

[qwertyuiopdan1]

he's such a sellout

[babyp3k]

Richard Herring takes the piss out of suicide in a lot of his stand up stuff, prior to this. Fucking hypocrite.

[jessaamur]

you can mock it without being unable to be concerned by it. indeed, one could argue that its affect on a person could be such that a reaction of humour, for someone who has that as their main creative outlet, is the only possible response to it.

[babyp3k]

HAHA yeah it's GREAT to take the piss out of survivors of suicide! Point and laugh at them! Haha! Richard Herring was right all along! :P

[qwertyuiopdan1]

He takes the piss out of pedo's and stuff like that too doesnt mean he condones it. listen to the podcasts. it's an act..

[keflar5]

wow could i be anymore right? NO, so 150 young men have died in the Iraq war at this point eh? OH THATS RIGHT THE CUNTING JEW DOESN'T CLASSIFY ARABS AS PEOPLE WHAT A CUNT AND THE SAME GOES FOR RICKYS UNFUNNY MATE

[katzunjammer]

i dont think there was uh any jew/arab beef in what he said...he was just reading out a statistic that made suicide seem more important than fighting in a war.

[keflar5]

Its a wrong statistic, FACT. Oh he heard it "just before he came on" an you believe the lying cunt. Are you realy going to tell me its not offensive to count only our people at the time where we were carpet bombing whole cities?

[babyp3k]

This keflar5 guy is right

[qwertyuiopdan1]

you are a small, pathetic man, take your prejudice elsewhere this was a charity gig for a good cause.

[wjwh]

He's talking about the British casualties, you cretin.

[keflar5]

Concidering i said that already i think its YOU who is the cretin....or should that be moron. He didn't say British caulties because he thought he didn't need to, thus my point. Perhaps you would like me to draw you a fucking diagram or fashion my statement into a plastic droo-proof popup book? PRICK

[Matthewkilb]

@keflar5 C.A.L.M. is an organisation based in Britain, that offers help to men who are resident in Britain. It wouldn't make sense to include non-British deaths in a comparison, for the same reason that it wouldn't make sense to include non-british suicides.

[keflar5]

DAVID BADDIEL= completely horrible unfunny cunt

[luvahors]

Have you considered Bioenfestation as this is the answer to many suicides and is not your fault or doing

[LexMan82]

It's unfair the pro suicide people can't really defend themselves because there all dead.

[LunaSeaSane]

Moral of the Story:

COLDNESS ISN'T WORKING. DIG UP SOME HUMANITY.

[crypter27]

The family courts drive men to suicide!

[eraserhead321]

Suicide? Not for me thanks I'm driving. I'm full anyway, I've already eaten clinical depression. Have you heard that the Samaritans are now being sponsored by Nike... hence the new slogon 'Just Do It'. Thank you, I'm here until thursday, try the fish.

[Pepperoninomi]

Oh yeah, David Baddiel is gonna stop me from wanting to kill myself. pfft

[traincrispsstu]

hahaha!

[pyramidofdoom]

depression is like a crossroads where every road is either a dead end or somewhere you dont want to go. you need to make your own path somehow

[hellcat059]

Don't kill yourseft.

Lock the door.

Stick a Bill Hicks record on.

Listen to some Pink Floyd.

Paint, draw, compose, get creative.

Wait for childhood to end.

A lot of us survived the teenage years that way. Peace.

[countfudgekula]

hell i'm 16 and those are ways i've survived these past few years. you just described me perfectly!

[bananaman17]

Proust said that the first 20 years of his life were the toughest, but they inspired him the rest of his life. If he didn't live them, he wouldn't be the famous writer known today. I say the harder the youth, the more complete and deep, the man/woman... It's a blessing.

[countfudgekula]

thats beautiful. thanks, bananaman17!

[JapeUK]

I didnt realise you were referring his name and merely thought you were drawing comparison to the actual 90's children's hero for his insight.

[countfudgekula]

lol

well bananaman DID teach me a thing or two about the consumption of bananas!

[paulsmartialarts]

@hellcat059 But stay away from The Final Cut.

[matredman]

Suicide is a choice. Deal with it when it's happened. I've lost friends through it. They made a choice. Check out Doug Stanhope.

[guydebordisdead]

robin ince you are not funny!!!!

[gene101303]

that crowd must have been full of depressed people because no 1 found anything funny

[gene101303]

no 1 laughed at ther opening gag

[xenojobeia]

hahah the frank skinner joke went down like a lead balloon

[Spankabuttux]

A lead balloon would go down very well (smarm)

[GumUnderBootCamp]

I like bicycles and I like riding them up hill if they have really good smoothness to the pumpage. Birds on the flowers that are really just there to eat worms, but in my mind are tryin' to tell me something. hahahahahahahaha. I like balogna sandwitches...sometimes I don't bother putting mustard on them and just eat them dry...and I don't even drink any water..thank you..that's my entire set.

[jamjuicers]

who is that hot chick anstey?