i love this cake because it reflects my african heritage so well. i remember collecting apples and acorns and pumpkin seeds for our traditional village dinners of angel food cake and cinnamon icing
@recklessprocess (shrug) I don't celebrate Kwanzaa and only know about through PR efforts, so I must concede if it was created by (ahem) "authorities with an agenda". However, I DO agree with the majority of people commenting about the Most (Unintentionally) Hilarious Food Disaster of the 21st Century. Caucasian, Negro (if I may use that archaic reference), Hispanic or Asian--it makes no difference...nobody can actually make and/or eat this thing.
Why would you put the kinara candles IN the cake? Aren't you only supposed to light one candle a night? Chocolate/cinnamon store-bought icing mixed with apple pie filling...angel food...nasty pumpkin seeds and corn for garnish...This cake is wrong on so many levels!
Who in the hell puts tapered candles in a cake? That's so far beyond stupid. What an offensive episode! On behalf of white people everywhere, I apologize for this dumbassery.
Can we have one holiday that belongs to us!!! Dang white folks have christmas,4of july,presidents day,and list goes on. All holidays are made up. At least Kwanzaa has principals that make sense and we keep those principals going all yr long. Unlike christmas,yall help ppl one a yr.lol
WTF is an "egg corn?" Those are Corn Nuts. They aren't even acorns (which some marginally literate people call "egg corns" because they are stupid). Were you hitting the bottle early that day, Sandra?
Hey YOU cut out the part where she plops it on the plate like it weighed a million carbs each slice! And what's up with those COLORED dinner candles ruining that MUD cake anyway? Candles like that go into candle holders, and birthday candles are for cakes.
Wait, Angel food....lol, where's the black Devil's Food Cake?
This was all meant to be a humourous slant on Kaazaoo, <---- spelling?
eww! :O Looks like someone shitted in the middle, added giant colored dildos as decorations, and then added animal pellets and "acorns" all around it.. *throws up* >.<
it may be cheap now but at later in life healthcare debt you'll regret listening to her. This makes kwanza look like that thing that you always avoid.
Sandra...next time at least do this wearing a pointed hood like they did in the olden days that way no one knows who to look for. I don't know where to start about how horrid this is. On behalf of Black people everywhere, living or dead (even Sammy Davis Jr who was Jewish) NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN. You're one of those chicks that are under the misguided belief that just because you might get Black in ya...that you got Black in ya....YOU DON'T and if you do...that piece of you just died.
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@dindaejeon Classy response...............You should stab her 17 times with a screw driver.....or better yet...... Kidnap and torture her in the same manner that the felonous "inventor" of kwanza uses on women that disagree with him. Merry Christmas NIGGER
@sugarcubicle This is not "effort"...this is an inedible half a@@ attempt and an insult to the eyes as well as the tastebuds. If you agree that it was a good effort then I suppose at your next party (Kwanzaa) or otherwise this is what your guest should expect. THIS is horrible...regardless of race. It's an abomination (and many PEOPLE of all colors agree). I don't even celebrate Kwanzaa but wrong is just wrong but hey when you bake up this cake call me over...maybe I'll recant my statement.
@dindaejeon Of course its an effort, stupid. Just because youre offended, or just thinking it sounds nasty, doesnt mean its not an effort.
This is a direct result of white guilt and PCism. Whites feel like they have to be inclusive and minority holidays, even silly made up ones like Kwanzaa. Then, once included, eternally aggrieved minorities are still mad.
@OutspokenShy Yep, I passed judgement, but the question is "Is the judgement correct?".
I suppose all holidays are made up, in a sense, but Christmas and Hannukah are celebrated because peoples parents taught them to, and their parents taught them. Kwanzaa was the brainchild a racist nutcase and the only reason it isnt forgetten is because well-meaning but goofy, scared whites keep dredging it up every year.
Today we're going to be making an unwarranted celebrity 'chef'. Take one box of cheap wine, add off-label valium, garnish with racist undercurrents, serve lukewarm.
World Market has colored Hanukkah candles that are no thicker than pencils. I doubt this is the first year they've been in stock. Might want to consider that for scale next time. Nothing short of a cake the size and shape of a microwave is going to visually support full-sized tapers.
Being from the northern Cincinnati area, my mind immediately connects cocoa + cinnamon = chili. Then the canned apples come out, and mentally running through the recipe takes a turn for the horrifying.
While I appreciate her including Kwanzaa themed food, just what is this monstrosity? I love sweets and will pretty much eat any baked good that's not shaped like genitalia but this is where I draw the line. I would like a sample of whatever drug she was on when she thought this up.
Those aren't acorns... those are Corn Nuts! I can't imagine eating a soft spongy cake and then cracking my tooth on a Corn Nut that was hidden in icing and pie filling spooge.
Guys this is her premise, her show is "Semi-homemade" which is something like 70% store bought, 30% homemade. Although this is more like semi-super offensive. But probably no more harmless than the ignorant slothful masses that watch and might even make this muahahha
I just made this for my DOG, and he shat, pissed, and vomited allllllll over the carpet to get back at me. When he was through, he turned around as he was walking away, looked at me with squinted eyes, and quietly barked, "we're still not even"....
Oh god, so many things wrong. But why would you ever try to DECORATE a damn cake with pumpkin seeds? They almost look like rat shit on a pile of elephant shit.
I just made this for my dog, and he took a shit, pissed, and vomited allllllll over the carpet to get back at me. When he was through, he turned around, looked at me with squinted eyes, and quietly barked, "we're still not even"....
How nice--I didn't know that the Special Olympics just added a cooking 'competition'. This Olympian looks like she could have a shot at bringing home a bronze, I'd say.
Pure evil. This frightening Hell Spawn of Kathie Lee & Betty Crocker seems on a mission 2 kill her fans, 1 meal at a time. She Must Be Stopped. Her death-dealing can-opening ways will cut a swath of destruction through the world if not contained. I would likely b arrested if I suggested on television that any children watching should promptly go 2 a wooded area with a gun and harm themselves. What’s the difference between that & Sandra suggesting we fill our mouths with Ritz Crackers...Cheez Wiz
This is a joke, right? I mean, she, they (The Food Network), CAN'T be serious. If they are, then they have all obviously been snorting some new drug that makes people go completely CRAZY. This is one of the DUMBEST things I have ever seen, period. I would find this insulting even if I was only 8 years old. This is sooooo bad, they should cancel the whole network. And whoever came up with this should get punched in the mouth, when they aren't ready for it. Unbelievable....
Um, I'd eat it.... Angelfood, apple pie filling, and vanilla frosting with coacoa and cinnamon? That sounds kinda good. The candles look dumb but still
This is great! But instead of as something to eat it would be much better as a refinement of waterboarding torture: plunge someone's face into it and hold it there and they'd give up all their secrets in seconds!
ok i was literally LOL at this entire video. and they she added the "acorns" which were actually corn nuts (possibly cool ranch flavor from the looks) and then when she penetrated that gray mess with candles and put apple pie filling in the center, i just lost it!!! lol this is comedy at its finest.
@ando1135 Yeah. everyone talks about how Saturday Night Live should do a parody of this, but I don't think SNL could come up with anything funnier than what's shown (not because they have crappy writers or anything [SNL's current writers vary in quality -- some are good, some suck, and some are okay in small doses]), but because of that old saying "Why mess with perfection?" or "If it's not broke, don't fix it."
I am not kidding, this cake is evil. Why didn't she just buy a cake? It would have been easier and probably cheaper, looking at the amount of frickin' icing she used on that thang!
It actually is not a true Kwanza cake without bananas in place of the candles, some coconut husks as cups and the sweat of 2 million slaves. Mmmmmm, that says kwanzaa!
"Is that a real Kwanzaa recipe"... WTF, the holiday is a modern fabrication, how can there be "real" Kwanzaa recipes? That's like asking a Scientologist if that's a real engram.
chyea ithis is a fucking disaster. pfft she on the food network? she cant bake her own cake and the end result looks like what you'd get letting a 7 year old frost and decorate the cake
How did this ever end up on TV? Think of the number of people who okay'd this crap, got the ingredients, set up the kitchen and cameras, edited the film, etc. Didn't anyone think to themselves, "Wow, this is a really horrible idea?"
@morphinzeliel (part 2) As to why this cake is so objectionable...the basic cake & frosting are clever (and actually sounds delicious), but dumping a can of pie filling in the middle is VERY hard to serve and just makes the cake messy. Also, shoving HUGE tapers (candles) into the cake makes the whole thing clunky-looking. I also can't see using pumpkin seeds on the cake, but that may just be a matter of taste.
Kwanzaa is supposed to be a cultural festival that is observed in America by people of African descent. It occurs about the same time as the traditional Christian Christmas holiday and/or the traditional Jewish Hannukah (my apologies if I'm spelling the holiday name wrong--I'm not Jewish) holidays are observed. Kwanzaa is NOT a religious holiday, though--it is a celebration of revered values that all are encouraged to emulate.
I can see why Le Cordon Bleu did not let this woman graduate!
delirous8 3 days ago
oh my god i almost vomited in my mouth
lalax0lauren 6 days ago
this ain't a Kwanzaa cake without the watermelon seeds!
AHRob407 6 days ago
i love sandra lee! i would watch her shows on youtube, and then forget about it. And then come back months later just for a good laugh hehee!
ditaperry 1 week ago
She has tapers in the cake. TAPERS!
PickaxePig 1 week ago
Kwa-Boom!
My head just exploded.
hornistsnest 1 week ago
The only time when you would hope that you would get acid reflux after eating that thing.
CuervoBlack06 1 week ago
Maybe she did not have her vodka that night!
delirous8 1 week ago
I wanna fuck her so hard.
zombiesecurity 1 week ago
i love this cake because it reflects my african heritage so well. i remember collecting apples and acorns and pumpkin seeds for our traditional village dinners of angel food cake and cinnamon icing
boyeatworld 1 week ago 18
@boyeatworld I laughed so hard at this dude! LOL
FoxFlips 5 days ago
lol
audaciou02 1 week ago
What the hell is wrong with this woman, and why is she famous?
mistermordancy 2 weeks ago
Anthony was Right. U Suk Sandra!! Head Explosion
davidblackcandela 2 weeks ago
Sorry I'm not impressed! Why does she even care to make a Kwanzaa cake in the first place?
tyannamccann 3 weeks ago
Why the hell is there not vanilla vodka in the icing, Sandra?
MrDeelightful 3 weeks ago 5
Anthony Bourdain sent me. My head just exploded
TheWorldsStage 3 weeks ago 5
This cake is a hate crime.
breckenridge25 3 weeks ago 25
@breckenridge25 Love the comment! That cake is a damn hate crime against all humans!
dushannonful 2 weeks ago
@breckenridge25 CINNAMON AND CHOCOLATE....EWWWWWWWWW! NASTY!
brynnwriter 1 day ago
@breckenridge25 OH NO!!!! NOT APPLE PIE FILLING!
brynnwriter 1 day ago
The end product looks as good as Paula Deen's colon.
aidenangola 3 weeks ago 4
Prefab Fanny Cradock!
And about as hilarious!
alcockell 3 weeks ago
i like the colorful mini dildo candles she put in the cake after theyve been in her... makes people say.. hmm what is this flavor im tasting..
MegaTrolleater 4 weeks ago 4
why is this stupid air head considered a chef. shes a drunken desperate housewife. but i got to say, i dont know if i want to slapp her or fuck her.
MegaTrolleater 4 weeks ago
cake recipe for ages 3 to 10 ! So...who is this old lady?!
peanutking242 4 weeks ago
Anthony Bourdain brought me here. My head is exploding.
pantera29palms 4 weeks ago 54
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pantera29palms 4 weeks ago
Sandra, girl....
Her production crew, network executives, etc must hate her! This was a set up!!!!!
beelovelee 4 weeks ago
I'm surprised the cake was not a layers KFC, doubies, 40z, White women and hand guns
drugssexandtrumpets 4 weeks ago
@drugssexandtrumpets, you forgot grape drink!
AHRob407 2 weeks ago 2
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And Sandra's Watermelon Spritzy!
ZeroMyHero99 2 days ago
I hate kwanzaa.
Zebede197 4 weeks ago
So this is what happens when you mix cakes and a crack addiction
dachicagoan 4 weeks ago
Anthony Bourdain dared me to come here
dachicagoan 4 weeks ago 6
holy god. what idiot convinced this dumb woman to go here?
berdiesan 1 month ago
She looks hung over to me.
MBisFrenchy 1 month ago
Bet she doesn't even know what Kwanzaa is. Just had to be "inclusive".
ap0calypse5 1 month ago
@ap0calypse5 I'm black & I don't even fully understand Kwanzaa! I celebrate Christmas.....like a normal person!
ViciousBeautyNYC 1 month ago
A truly half-assed effort.
huoleifengbrian 1 month ago
Alcohol is involved. In vast quantities.
visioneerone 1 month ago
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Aunt Sandy, everyone's favorite part is when you sample your disgusting concoctions at the end of the show. And no, the cocktails don't count.
KingdomheartsII 1 month ago
Turrible
hostillicus 1 month ago
When does she make a winter solstice cake for the downtrodden pagans?
hostillicus 1 month ago 5
At 1:12 it looks like two balls of poop on a toilet seat. LOL!
adriarichards 1 month ago 5
@recklessprocess (shrug) I don't celebrate Kwanzaa and only know about through PR efforts, so I must concede if it was created by (ahem) "authorities with an agenda". However, I DO agree with the majority of people commenting about the Most (Unintentionally) Hilarious Food Disaster of the 21st Century. Caucasian, Negro (if I may use that archaic reference), Hispanic or Asian--it makes no difference...nobody can actually make and/or eat this thing.
donnlap 1 month ago 2
I ain't gonna eat none of that crap unless she adds a few fried chicken wings and watermelon slices.
CrustyDrawers 1 month ago
AWWW! I wanted to see her puke!
SuperHappyMonkey1 1 month ago
Why would you put the kinara candles IN the cake? Aren't you only supposed to light one candle a night? Chocolate/cinnamon store-bought icing mixed with apple pie filling...angel food...nasty pumpkin seeds and corn for garnish...This cake is wrong on so many levels!
churchofbono 1 month ago 3
This is incredibly fucked up, but I've tasted it........ and (winces) yeah it was delicious. Swear to god.
mychroluv63 1 month ago
Who in the hell puts tapered candles in a cake? That's so far beyond stupid. What an offensive episode! On behalf of white people everywhere, I apologize for this dumbassery.
LaraLove23 1 month ago
@LaraLove23 rotfllll!!
ViciousBeautyNYC 1 month ago
she can't be serious lmao. they wouldn't serve that at soup kitchens.
axev2 1 month ago
vomits. lol
clevawoman 1 month ago
Of course Kwanzaa is a made-up holiday, it's only four years older than I am!
yoohootube 1 month ago 4
I am surprised she didn't drizzle any kind of alcohol all over the cake, unless she had already made the angel food cake with alcoholic beverage.
Umishiru 1 month ago
This cake would be really cute if a little kid made it. For an adult and 'celebrity chef'? Humiliating.
angelsite285O 1 month ago 5
...as an English person I have literally no idea what Kwanzaa is, but regardless PINE NUTS ON CAKE?!
BekiHeffron 1 month ago
Get the fuck outta here!
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Can we have one holiday that belongs to us!!! Dang white folks have christmas,4of july,presidents day,and list goes on. All holidays are made up. At least Kwanzaa has principals that make sense and we keep those principals going all yr long. Unlike christmas,yall help ppl one a yr.lol
TheNasheawilliams 1 month ago
If she went through the trouble of buying the angel food cake, why not just buy a whole, complete cake?
XxKuRoTsUbAsAxX 1 month ago
This cake is an edible hate crime!!!! Lust look at the dreaded look in her eyes when she says, "And I need to taste this wonderful cake." HAHAHA!
MrNckissfan 1 month ago 5
Congratulations Sandra, you have completely fucked the holidays for everyone!
CuervoBlack06 1 month ago
WTF is an "egg corn?" Those are Corn Nuts. They aren't even acorns (which some marginally literate people call "egg corns" because they are stupid). Were you hitting the bottle early that day, Sandra?
seattlefloyd 1 month ago 3
I never did like Skyler White.
sopps 1 month ago 6
What a dumb cake. The slice at the end didn't even have any apple in it.
Soupstorm 1 month ago
Hey YOU cut out the part where she plops it on the plate like it weighed a million carbs each slice! And what's up with those COLORED dinner candles ruining that MUD cake anyway? Candles like that go into candle holders, and birthday candles are for cakes.
Wait, Angel food....lol, where's the black Devil's Food Cake?
This was all meant to be a humourous slant on Kaazaoo, <---- spelling?
XsweetxsacraficeX 1 month ago
This is ridiculous. But u can't take it seriously.
peachomonkey 1 month ago
this can't possibly be real
imnotrlyadoctor 1 month ago
Are those corn nuts!?
ikemaster08 1 month ago
@ikemaster08 Yes. Yes they are.
dammitpea 1 month ago
I like that she thinks this is a great idea. Poor lady.
zeldafreak701 1 month ago
hahahahahaha frikin kwaanza....lots of ACORN...appropriate
snapperco 1 month ago
How has this video not caused a Riot yet?
Feriin 1 month ago 2
why is she sticking such big, thick candles in that soft, squishy cake?
philipsmog 1 month ago 3
who the hell is this? the lovechild of sandra dee and sara lee?
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dindaejeon 1 month ago
eww! :O Looks like someone shitted in the middle, added giant colored dildos as decorations, and then added animal pellets and "acorns" all around it.. *throws up* >.<
lLUvCuPcAkEsSs 1 month ago 5
@lLUvCuPcAkEsSs LOL!!!
niteholler 1 month ago
cant wait for her Ramadan cake
saadmanh 1 month ago 35
I love how she says "you can always make more" when she didn't make anything!!!
Horseinthefog 1 month ago
it may be cheap now but at later in life healthcare debt you'll regret listening to her. This makes kwanza look like that thing that you always avoid.
dacalberto 1 month ago
Sandra...next time at least do this wearing a pointed hood like they did in the olden days that way no one knows who to look for. I don't know where to start about how horrid this is. On behalf of Black people everywhere, living or dead (even Sammy Davis Jr who was Jewish) NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN. You're one of those chicks that are under the misguided belief that just because you might get Black in ya...that you got Black in ya....YOU DON'T and if you do...that piece of you just died.
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@dindaejeon Classy response...............You should stab her 17 times with a screw driver.....or better yet...... Kidnap and torture her in the same manner that the felonous "inventor" of kwanza uses on women that disagree with him. Merry Christmas NIGGER
stlB420 1 month ago
@dindaejeon White people should never try to ingratiate themselves to blacks. This is the result.
sugarcubicle 1 month ago
@sugarcubicle This is not "effort"...this is an inedible half a@@ attempt and an insult to the eyes as well as the tastebuds. If you agree that it was a good effort then I suppose at your next party (Kwanzaa) or otherwise this is what your guest should expect. THIS is horrible...regardless of race. It's an abomination (and many PEOPLE of all colors agree). I don't even celebrate Kwanzaa but wrong is just wrong but hey when you bake up this cake call me over...maybe I'll recant my statement.
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sugarcubicle 1 month ago
@dindaejeon Of course its an effort, stupid. Just because youre offended, or just thinking it sounds nasty, doesnt mean its not an effort.
This is a direct result of white guilt and PCism. Whites feel like they have to be inclusive and minority holidays, even silly made up ones like Kwanzaa. Then, once included, eternally aggrieved minorities are still mad.
I say F em, and stick to Christimas white folks.
sugarcubicle 1 month ago
@sugarcubicle I was with youm until you stated Kwanzaa was a "silly made up" holiday. Way to pass judgment.
OutspokenShy 1 month ago
@OutspokenShy Yep, I passed judgement, but the question is "Is the judgement correct?".
I suppose all holidays are made up, in a sense, but Christmas and Hannukah are celebrated because peoples parents taught them to, and their parents taught them. Kwanzaa was the brainchild a racist nutcase and the only reason it isnt forgetten is because well-meaning but goofy, scared whites keep dredging it up every year.
sugarcubicle 1 month ago 5
Sandra Lee makes Rachel Ray look like Julia Child.
delirous8 1 month ago 2
@delirous8 Rachel Ray or Ray Charles?
dindaejeon 1 month ago
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i'm appalled.
dahlveggie 1 month ago
That "icing" looks like khaki colored spackle.
McKenzie1954 1 month ago 2
THANKS FOR YOUR HELP WHITE LADY
spazdor 1 month ago 79
think this just took back humanity 700 years. cant stop laughing and feeling nauseated
rmkim86 1 month ago
I usually just drink some old english for kwanzaa
dangodoffire 1 month ago 3
oh sandra.. i still cannot believe my eyes.
PandaBaby51 1 month ago 3
just awful.....
generalwise 1 month ago
Today we're going to be making an unwarranted celebrity 'chef'. Take one box of cheap wine, add off-label valium, garnish with racist undercurrents, serve lukewarm.
Zeroethorder 1 month ago 6
World Market has colored Hanukkah candles that are no thicker than pencils. I doubt this is the first year they've been in stock. Might want to consider that for scale next time. Nothing short of a cake the size and shape of a microwave is going to visually support full-sized tapers.
Being from the northern Cincinnati area, my mind immediately connects cocoa + cinnamon = chili. Then the canned apples come out, and mentally running through the recipe takes a turn for the horrifying.
CelestiaMinor 1 month ago 2
@CelestiaMinor
Cincinnati Chilli does sound good right about now.
santoslittlehelper06 1 month ago
A white woman is baking a cake for a make believe negro holiday! LOL Her parents must be proud.
SuperZap12345 1 month ago
@SuperZap12345 she's not baking anything here...
srtaninfadelica 1 month ago
Oh, that's what Anthony Bourdain was talking about, OOF!
salcamarano 1 month ago 6
Tony Bourdain told me to come watch this...
Regretablydrunkfilms 1 month ago 6
Yeah... that is an abomination!
johnsned 1 month ago
Isn't this Ann Coulter in a wig?
rabbitfish63 1 month ago
I'm no baker, cook, or cake decorator, but this cake just looks dumb. It would probably be fine without the corn nuts and giant candles.
Michelleyboo18 1 month ago
While I appreciate her including Kwanzaa themed food, just what is this monstrosity? I love sweets and will pretty much eat any baked good that's not shaped like genitalia but this is where I draw the line. I would like a sample of whatever drug she was on when she thought this up.
ShujaaBantu 2 months ago 5
dis not da orinal Kwanza cake dat dates bak 500000 years ago...it uses cow dung as da base and mud icing...
friedchickenlittle 2 months ago
@friedchickenlittle You're uglier than this cake, and that's a tough bar to pass.
wicaco 1 month ago
I am 12 and what is this
whoisthatguy10001 2 months ago
Is she on crack?
krownzilla 2 months ago
Those aren't acorns... those are Corn Nuts! I can't imagine eating a soft spongy cake and then cracking my tooth on a Corn Nut that was hidden in icing and pie filling spooge.
kittybitmeagain 2 months ago 5
Haven't black people gone through enough, Aunt Sandrunk?
cupicaik125 2 months ago 64
Oh god, this pretentious ass comments are cracking me up. Look at all the wannabe food critics on youtube!
TranceWulf 2 months ago
@TranceWulf It's not that people are pretending to be food critics so much as the fact that most people have taste buds. What happened to yours?
KraftwithaK 1 month ago
is she for real?
cantaloupestarfruit 2 months ago
Guys this is her premise, her show is "Semi-homemade" which is something like 70% store bought, 30% homemade. Although this is more like semi-super offensive. But probably no more harmless than the ignorant slothful masses that watch and might even make this muahahha
No wonder FoodTV's ratings are going to shit.
imhellag 2 months ago
who has acorns?
smoltz8290 2 months ago
what in the hellll
YayMissy 2 months ago
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I squirt jizz on her boobies
MrLunchladyarms 2 months ago
My head exploded
MrLunchladyarms 2 months ago 3
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I just made this for my DOG, and he shat, pissed, and vomited allllllll over the carpet to get back at me. When he was through, he turned around as he was walking away, looked at me with squinted eyes, and quietly barked, "we're still not even"....
3TNT3 2 months ago
Oh god, so many things wrong. But why would you ever try to DECORATE a damn cake with pumpkin seeds? They almost look like rat shit on a pile of elephant shit.
Pianoguy32113 2 months ago 10
this just gave me nausea
mviana001 2 months ago
kwanzaa cake? she must make this before her weekly gangbang.
acedotcom 2 months ago 4
I never knew that they made acorns in ranch flavor.
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I just made this for my dog, and he took a shit, pissed, and vomited allllllll over the carpet to get back at me. When he was through, he turned around, looked at me with squinted eyes, and quietly barked, "we're still not even"....
3TNT3 2 months ago 5
spread the icing, you can always make more......this is everyone's favorite part.....
THAT'S ANYTHING ANYONE WILL EAT WHEN THEY TAKE A BITE OF THIS DISASTER.
ando1135 2 months ago
A. Bourdain! u were right! bahaha... cannot believe she has a show?
angelicfairy1121 3 months ago
what the fuck is that crazy annoying white woman doing i mean im white and this offends me
TheAubrey96 3 months ago
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She is an equal opportunity nut case. She also does a Hanukkah Cake (yes, it is on YT). HAHAHAHAHA I can't wait till you see that one!
chgosatrap 3 months ago
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3TNT3 3 months ago
How nice--I didn't know that the Special Olympics just added a cooking 'competition'. This Olympian looks like she could have a shot at bringing home a bronze, I'd say.
3TNT3 3 months ago
@3TNT3 mua hahahaahha this is the most fucking hilarious comment ever...and i am Sandra lee husband...hahh hhahah
Mamboblue 1 month ago
@Mamboblue I know, right?! : )
What can I say, I'm pretty damn funny. : )
3TNT3 1 month ago
Pure evil. This frightening Hell Spawn of Kathie Lee & Betty Crocker seems on a mission 2 kill her fans, 1 meal at a time. She Must Be Stopped. Her death-dealing can-opening ways will cut a swath of destruction through the world if not contained. I would likely b arrested if I suggested on television that any children watching should promptly go 2 a wooded area with a gun and harm themselves. What’s the difference between that & Sandra suggesting we fill our mouths with Ritz Crackers...Cheez Wiz
3TNT3 3 months ago 2
@3TNT3
Did you see her Hanukkah cake video? yes, it is on YT! Bon Apetit!
chgosatrap 2 months ago
This is a joke, right? I mean, she, they (The Food Network), CAN'T be serious. If they are, then they have all obviously been snorting some new drug that makes people go completely CRAZY. This is one of the DUMBEST things I have ever seen, period. I would find this insulting even if I was only 8 years old. This is sooooo bad, they should cancel the whole network. And whoever came up with this should get punched in the mouth, when they aren't ready for it. Unbelievable....
3TNT3 3 months ago 5
What the Fuh.......
reaper4640 3 months ago
It's Simon Tam's birthday cake!
ffiferoo 3 months ago
I imagine that "Kwanza Cake" is the "Two Girls One Cup" for the cakemaker paradigm.
pastorpeace 3 months ago 38
@pastorpeace So very true.
jonnda 1 month ago
i find this fucking offensive.
knobylob 3 months ago
@knobylob who cares.
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@lancescarroll you obviously did if you took the time to reply. you mad bro?
knobylob 3 months ago
take my knife and give it a whirl? how about my penis?
dillonpapa1994 3 months ago
never never say "from a can" on a food show. EVER!
Lance0Tiger 3 months ago 6
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i need this cake!!!!
the4beautiful 3 months ago
I dont really see whats so hilarious about this video besides those stupid candles
dayoman7 3 months ago
I NEED TO TASTE THIS WONDERFUL CAKE
norbashn 3 months ago
Um, I'd eat it.... Angelfood, apple pie filling, and vanilla frosting with coacoa and cinnamon? That sounds kinda good. The candles look dumb but still
richardachildress 3 months ago 3
an abomination
Odysseus087 3 months ago
wait... wtf? since when do traditional kwanza cakes use f*cking apples?
dooleybobson1 3 months ago
Remind me - am I supposed to laugh at something here?
3Daver 3 months ago
This is great! But instead of as something to eat it would be much better as a refinement of waterboarding torture: plunge someone's face into it and hold it there and they'd give up all their secrets in seconds!
lucasjacks 3 months ago 2
Who puked on my molded mound of shit??
TheLizzifer 3 months ago 4
ok i was literally LOL at this entire video. and they she added the "acorns" which were actually corn nuts (possibly cool ranch flavor from the looks) and then when she penetrated that gray mess with candles and put apple pie filling in the center, i just lost it!!! lol this is comedy at its finest.
ando1135 3 months ago
@ando1135 Yeah. everyone talks about how Saturday Night Live should do a parody of this, but I don't think SNL could come up with anything funnier than what's shown (not because they have crappy writers or anything [SNL's current writers vary in quality -- some are good, some suck, and some are okay in small doses]), but because of that old saying "Why mess with perfection?" or "If it's not broke, don't fix it."
The4EverYoung85 3 months ago 4
@The4EverYoung85 lol, they could just show this entire clip on SNL, no one would believe this actually is a real cooking show
ha2152 3 months ago 6
@ha2152 Exactly.
The4EverYoung85 3 months ago
Who produces this type of thing?
and like the Kardashians--Why is it on my TV?
piranalu 3 months ago
Who produces this type of thing?
piranalu 3 months ago
sandra, i don't think that "everybody's favorite part" of making a cake is putting the icing on it.
ptercottontail 3 months ago
I am not kidding, this cake is evil. Why didn't she just buy a cake? It would have been easier and probably cheaper, looking at the amount of frickin' icing she used on that thang!
Saffie090 3 months ago 3
thumbs up if you are here looking at this crap cuz anthony bourdain said so as a joke...
dnbseg 3 months ago 4
It actually is not a true Kwanza cake without bananas in place of the candles, some coconut husks as cups and the sweat of 2 million slaves. Mmmmmm, that says kwanzaa!
capnboffo 3 months ago 5
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saadmanh 3 months ago 117
@saadmanh Tony Bourdain was right, my head 'sploded at acorns and pumpkin seeds.
reaper4640 3 months ago
"Is that a real Kwanzaa recipe"... WTF, the holiday is a modern fabrication, how can there be "real" Kwanzaa recipes? That's like asking a Scientologist if that's a real engram.
angurisloud 3 months ago
acorns? pumpkin seeds?
wAt3rM3LOnZ 3 months ago
chyea ithis is a fucking disaster. pfft she on the food network? she cant bake her own cake and the end result looks like what you'd get letting a 7 year old frost and decorate the cake
kimberlymarie21990 3 months ago
How did this ever end up on TV? Think of the number of people who okay'd this crap, got the ingredients, set up the kitchen and cameras, edited the film, etc. Didn't anyone think to themselves, "Wow, this is a really horrible idea?"
frugalskills 3 months ago
@morphinzeliel (part 2) As to why this cake is so objectionable...the basic cake & frosting are clever (and actually sounds delicious), but dumping a can of pie filling in the middle is VERY hard to serve and just makes the cake messy. Also, shoving HUGE tapers (candles) into the cake makes the whole thing clunky-looking. I also can't see using pumpkin seeds on the cake, but that may just be a matter of taste.
donnlap 3 months ago
Kwanzaa is supposed to be a cultural festival that is observed in America by people of African descent. It occurs about the same time as the traditional Christian Christmas holiday and/or the traditional Jewish Hannukah (my apologies if I'm spelling the holiday name wrong--I'm not Jewish) holidays are observed. Kwanzaa is NOT a religious holiday, though--it is a celebration of revered values that all are encouraged to emulate.
donnlap 3 months ago