Simon Saves Your Doggy PSA

[schwiggidy]

every minute and 7 seconds i laughed my ass off

[TotallyHorsed]

Love that stifled laugh at 1:00



[Liquidbits]

it's 4:30... shit

[crazyfordance97]

lol love how hes wearing a fur jacket while doing this lol

[SuperKkklol]

hes hustling hard..... its not for a dog charity. so gangster. dirts the man.

[variationss]

@SuperKkklol what do you mean?

[BeMineForLong]

Wtffff isnt he from what i like about you

[JeffsYTChannel]

"oh its the dude from scary movie 3 oh my gosh"

Shut Up! C'mon its motherfuckin dirt nasty! Thats all you know him from??

[millimelemel]

hahahah ur hillarious <3

[Cassyrose100]

Gosh...your so damn funny... dirt nast... I'm rollen on the floor laughing all the time....whatchin your videos...keep it up...

[Peilermannpole]

dog aids?? wtf

[gomezpants]

10 people kill dogs

[coolmikey123]

hey man, I met you in CR, when you came out and hung out with those girls and took some pics, I hope you come back, we should chill sometime

[MegaDaneg]

@coolmikey123 you are still so damn lucky >:O

[halflifeproductionz]

holy shit its the dude from scary movie 3.

[emeraldtint]

around the 1m mark i was waiting for a hard drum beat to drop over the piano and hear a dirt nasty masterpiece

6/10

[MrRoiel]

WHERE DO I CALL?!?!?!? for the love of animals, i will do it! NUMERO? ~ P.s.  Tear Shedding Speech, Simply Heart Touching.

[kalifornia3333]

i fucking KNEW!! he was gonna say dog aids lol

[gooeyneko]

This is so horrible but so fucking funny oh my god haha

[MysticTV]

can we get an address to where we can send the money and my friend wants to know if you accept food stamps?????



[mileend27]

but where I'll find this number? c'mon quick cuz dogz are diein!

[lsillery]

why are you laughing, this is serious. doggorhea is very serious. send the money, now. can u pls ressuect my dog. daisy is the coolest pug <3 i need her

[TroubledMindzPosse]

holy fucking shit dude my fuckin dog died June 1st!! no fuckin lie! man you hellah fucked up!!! );

[TroubledMindzPosse]

ho

[KastroThaDon]

Every 42 seconds your dog could die!!!

[bochka]

Lol dirts a joker..

[JeffsYTChannel]

I was holding a chihuahua while watching this.

[khenessy1]

please send the dog money

[jdabull83]

u crazy dirt

[kabukiforever]

thank god i have a cat

[IMeganMyy]

hahahhaha heart worms dog diabetes and dog aids... we can stop this lol

[brandonsnice]

How do i send you the money. It's sad. I feel tarrible please message me i will send you a blank check with my signature and just right any amount on it. As long as you end dog aids.

[yggdrasil94]

@brandonsnice Are you being serious????

[brandonsnice]

@yggdrasil94 what do you mean? Its sad do you really find this funny. Wow oh my god grow up a little.

[yggdrasil94]

@brandonsnice hes actually joking.....thats why hes laughing...i..thought you got that....sorry

[rachfull]

@yggdrasil94 he's fucking with you lmao

[welovekiltys]

so fucking hott!!

[IAMTHEREALBIGRED]

You are fucking blown! xD

[beezyb42011]

did legacy finally die?

[ihfppl]

JESUS CHRIST! what do i do? my dog died a couple of minutes ago, and he just died again now! HORRIBLE BLOOD! i MUST call that number NOW! The number is 1-800-SHIT-OUTA-DOGGYLUCK i repeat 1-800-SHIT-OUTA-DOGGYLUCK. give us a call.

[MrDeadFace22]

who wants to smoke a bowl

[beezyb42011]

@MrDeadFace22 way ahead of you. Tryna match

[MrDeadFace22]

@beezyb42011 damn right. lets do this

[mesuhlikemusic]

Oh-pee-a-tid!

[mesuhlikemusic]

Aaaactually. It is YOU who doesn't know ME, but I know YOU!!!

Weird, right? Simon Rex.

[joceyocey]

What's your number? I don't drink coffee.

[1joke2joke3joke4]

When you coming to Vancouver, Canada mother trucker?!?

[itsCONTROVERSY]

I got 5 on it.

[jcvecere]

call 800-DIRT-DOG...thank you...my dog did not die every 42 seconds thanks to Mr. Nasty...

[avoid216]

It's true. At first I wasn't a believer. Then I decided to donate. Now everyday I wake up and my dog is still alive I have one person to thank and his name is Dirt Nasty. ( not to be confused with his cousin Curt Nasty who was at work last week eating burnt ass cheese). So what if now I'm so broke that I'm homeless and share Kibbles with my dog. At least he's alive and I know my donations are going to a good cause like Dirty blowing lines off of strippers tits. I'm happy.

[sargerpd]

Hahaha

[TheLuckBocks]

im finding this REALLY hard to masturbate to

[atmskater78]

lol

[deannasweet16]

wats the number lmao

[PatrickTheMan69]

whats the number?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[InTheWeedz]

ahahahaha dog money

[tomsabovearth]

LMFAO I LAUGHED SO HARD

[pandasecksi]

bahahahha FINALLY, the funny is back!

[GoldenAura82]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[beefhat1]

looks like dirt's hard up

[lyssalovely21]

i love you dirt<33

[kapnkrunk14]

LMAO......BEST VIDEO YET !

[matjdm]

Suck your own dog dick !

[eightball198]

luv u dirt lol

[righton121212]

It's almost four thirty six !

[ensor33]

Man, woman or daughter lol

[colenbrak]

NO NOT SPANKY!!!!!!!!!111one111!!

[paintandillustrate]

no laughing during serious PSA for doggies dying

[jimbobolowskie]

take a poop save a dog

[juniormorfin]

i think my dog died a few times while watching this D:

[ryansbaby79]

OMG! I love u! I wish there more people in this world that had ure sense of humor! I mean ure hot and funny...doesnt get much better than that!

[calipariwildcats23]

just pick up the fucking phone

[jcthomas521]

LMMFAO !!!! THIS IS KILLING ME ....... LOL

[bkshine87]

sending the money nowwwww

[FreshhCO13]

This is a scam, Dirt just needs money for more coke!

[ADRIANSdROOLZ]

hey dirt! you should run for dog mayor

[4HitsWilystyle]

LOL opening line!

[AliceInWunderpants]

You're such a Jew. <3

[8nogatco8]

hahahaha

[BillKiernan]

my dog died of dog AIDS due to not using Pooch condoms.

[7mmz]

my dog is gonna die again in 42 seconds

[taladaiga123]

whats ur paypal? idk how to donate!

[nYam1]

No more hanging around with Charly Sheen pls. No good for skin! But still, u keep your mind on the important things in life. Way to go. i enjoy.

[XanaxHoe69]

I pledge to donate $35 a day (seven Starbucks coffees) to you and your cause. God Bless Dirt Nasty.

[Polyfusia]

My dog will die today at 4:36? Score! No need for those high paid Russian dog assassins now. Boris and Vladislav will have to get their pay day somewhere else...

[TissaRose]

Honestly he's just so hot and fucking hilarious!!! Just makes me want to go back to Cali...

[vidgirl4444]

OMG!!!!!! MY CHIHUAHUA!!!!!!! MY LITTLE PRINCESS!

[MrRoiel]

so dirts the dude who kicked my dawg! son of an s.o.b. man.!!

[76Pedro1]

omg hahaha

[ukemcee1]

every 42 seconds your dog will die

[Jknessmic]

fuck yo dog.

[freerider4ever]

Link the number bro

[swany666]

1:08 is the best haha!

[MONSTERafterpartyTV]

Latte or Death ..You Choose!

[rackzor]

I dont have a dog! >_>

[Livenderrr]

Can you please cum over my chest (no homo)

[iAmL1fted]

@Livenderrr There is no way that isn't homo unless you are a women

[mathangis]

@iAmL1fted There is no way that isn't homo unless you are a woman

FTFY

[ZzSmacKyzZ]

@mathangis

He did say no homo tho

[ZzSmacKyzZ]

Thank you Dirt speaking for speaking about this sensitive topic. My dog has been diagnosed with Dog aids or (Daids) for about 2 weeks now. I'll be sure to donate to this wonderful charity and I just hope everyone will too thanks.