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  • To My Favorites! :D

  • As much as I love Salsa music i found this hard to watch this because it killed the vibe of the "Eye-talian" (not Cuban or Colombian) 'coyce woids'.-.please replace with some freakin' songs from the boot for a better effect! Thank you

  • pezzo di marda is peice of shit im startin to think this is in acurate because culo is ass in spanish

  • @AssasinChrisFay98 "culo" is also "ass" in Italian...but in Sicilian it is "gula".

  • "Cazzo" is really "Fuck" in Italian,

  • lol i searched this and im 11.

  • And let me eat the sushi with my blood on it !

  • how is idiot a bad word

  • @whatsup89100 They translated "idiot" as "coglione" and coglione is a bad word in Italian, it literally means ball like in testicle. But it can also mean idiot as in asshole.

  • ive played assassins creed 2 and bh cazzo means fuck and maldito bastardo means old fucker

  • @MIGU3L2K cazzo is dick and maldito bastardo means damn bastard

  • @XeliXeliXelissaX not number two brotherhood last boss forgot his name said kill him kill that maldito bastardo (old fucker). and some where in a mission someone syas cazzo(fuck)

  • I typed in the search box fag bitch ass fuck cock and this came up

  • Pezzo di Merda is Piece of shit...

    Stronzo is dick head.

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL isn't sega a company that supports sonic 

  • @xXRossyboyXx yeah LOL

  • you have too much time on your hands

  • @Huskieslilmunkay fungul is fuck.......

  • hahaha i'm italian and i din't event know half of those focking words! lol

    pucchiacca is just the best

  • @BlueMIndMaverick me too! these words are very funny though

  • lol im half sicilian unfortunatly i havnt learned italian or sicilian.. it funny thought

  • fart is loffa...not loffia

  • An interesting thing is the expression "Fatti i cazzi tuoi" which comes from "Fatti gli affari tuoi". This means "Mind your own buisiness" but what you are saying is "Mind your own dicks".

  • now i can flip the bitches in my school and they wont know what i said thx !

  • Tu brutto putanna

  • Bellissimo!

  • Now i get to flip my friends in Italian thx!!! xD

  • I thought pezzo di merda was piece of shit. o_o

  • coglione means idiot? I thought idiota meant idiot...

  • This almost made me laugh so hard i almost merda

  • cazzo means dick,prick,fuck,penis and cock

  • 4:06 Sega means handjob??!Well that's new...

  • what is the word which is the same as '' Fuck You '' in Italy ?!!

  • @kahlot

    u can say either "fottiti" or "vaffanculo"

  • SEGA = handjob

  • So THAT'S what cazzo means..... I was wondering why my girlfriend was screaming it at me for all of yesterday =/

  • Could someone tell me the correct pronouncation for sei una testa di merda and frocio =p?

  • @Supahx If your mothertongue is English, just know that in Italian all the vowels have to be read. So in the word "sei" you read both vowels like in the english word "veil". "una testa di merda" is just like this, you read it like you'd do if it was english. "Frocio" is read "frocho", since the group of letters "CIO" is read like "cho" (for example in the word "chop").

  • would someone like to teach me the correct pronounciation of sei una testa di merda =p?

  • My Italian is  improving already. Wow that was a long and creative list.

  • anyone know how to say fuck you! in italian?

  • @SHYSHILLY yes .......VAFFANCULO or FOTTITI ....but in italian there are million of way to say fuck you...

  • LOL

  • LOL.... I'm cracking up! thanks! :)

  • i totally wrote them down xD

  • song name?

  • Good list but wtf is salsa music doing on an italian video??? Disgraziato!!!

  • porca miseria! (filthy misery)

  • sdraiacammelli lay down camels, miss the swearing like porco dio pork god, porca madonna pork madonna, mannaggia la madonna damn the madonna, porco il clero pork the clergy,and evrithing you can invent

  • i copyed this down on a note book!!!!!!!!

  • @wasupbro123 ME TOOO THIS IS AWSOME!

  • @xknightmage lol

  • ok but u still dnt know how to pronouce it..

  • @joesr31 i know how to say them

  • woot finaly i lern my heritige :P

  • now I can call my enemy an idiot fart.......AWESOME

  • im gonna shove my cazzo up my gf's figa then fuck her tette and then she will give me a pompino

  • WHATS THIS WITH LATIN MUSIC WITH ITALIAN???? DON'T GO PER FAVORE SHUT IT UP. VOGLIO LA MUSICA ITALIANA CON ITALIA

  • chingoa hue thats all confusing

  • any1 know where i can learn italian really good?

    and cool vid 2 explaining bad words in italian.

  • va cacata

  • I thought cazzo was fuck, and pissello was dick...

    My grandma must have taught me wrong -_-

  • @Crazahfangirl "Fuck" as an exclamation can be translated into "cazzo", but cazzo means penis (very vulgar, though). Pisello (only one s) also means penis, as your grandma said, but it's not vulgar.

  • Haha this is funny XD now I can day this stuff and noooo one will no >:)

  • lmao finocchio is so much mor fun to say than frocio! my dad always says finiocchio when ppl dont understand and its hilarious :P

  • Do you want to play sega?

  • so if i say to the waiter "por favor vorrei dei cocomeri" will they think i want watermelon or breast?? btw i learned more in 5 min of your vid than 5 years of ital classes

  • @funkkysegaboy ok, well "por favor" is not italian, it's spanish, a distinct language from italian. you mean "pEr favorE." well, in english when you say "BITTE, can i have some nuts? (i'm mixing german bitte into english like you mixed spanish por favor into italian) you don't have to worry about them suddenly dropping their pants and jamming their balls in your mouth do you?

  • italy=pizza spaghetti mandolino mafia!!!!

  • dio porcooo

  • wow my grandma used to call my mom a puttana!!! i love my grandma!!!! and i've been trying to firnd out what it means! THANKS!!!! for the vid!!!!

  • Well Hello Stupid? "Nanis264"

    Italian is Latin.

  • I'm curious about something. My grandfather always used to use the following Italian slang words. I'm writing them out phonetically. If somebody would like to tell me the correct way to spell these italian slang phrases/ words and or provide a translation, I'd be pleased.

    "Gatts ba tia" (I'm pretty sure that the first word is "cazzo." Why he's saying it with a "G" I do not know. What does the "ba tia" part translate as?

    And

    Shee sheed doo.

    What is that one?

  • @Jibjub80 I'm from Calabria (Southern Italy) and actually i cannot figure out a word containing something like ''ba tia''. Here we use to say ''Cchi bbu i mia'', as to say ''what do you want me to do?'', or something like ''a tia'', as to say ''to you''. But i don't think your grandpa was saying ''Cazzo ba tia''.. listen to him with more attenction next time :)

  • @iaraculonna Maybe he MEANT to say "a tia" but since his Italian wasn't very good, he started inserting an unnecessary "b." However, when I took Italian 101, I did not remember "tia" being a word for "you." Whats up with this?

    I remember the words for you being "tu," "Lei," "voi," and "Loro." Why are there 4 different words for "you?" I thought that in terms of difficulty, Italian was supposed to be easier than French, and the French only have 2 words for you.

  • @Jibjub80 ''tia'' is a word for ''you'' in the South of Italy, it's a dialectal form. People living in Milano don't even know the meaning of ''tia'' :)

    We use to say ''you'' as ''TU'' in the 2nd-person singular (you are a youtube user = tu sei un utente di Youtube); and in the 2nd-person plural (you are my best friends = voi siete i miei migliori amici). ''Lei'' is ''she'', ''loro'' is ''they/them''

  • @Jibjub80 @Jibjub80 yes but "loro" is RARELY used as "you". it mostly means "them/they". "tu" is "you" for your friends/family. "lei" is for a teacher/doctor/stranger (polite/respectful). "voi" is for "you guys", a group.

  • @Jibjub80 "cazzo per te". means literally "dick for you", but means like "go suck a dick" this is normal for old italian grandpas to say that to family because they are rough. my grandpa tells me "vaffanculo" all the time.

  • @ragazzoshitfuck409 thank you for clarifying. My grandfather said it meant 'balls for you' and he said it like 'gattsa ba tia' I guess "balls for you" is close enough. My grandmother would get mad when he said it, because she knew he was teaching me to curse. LOL

  • wtf.......haha

  • viva la Mona! lol

  • Wow, I must admit it's an outstanding job!

    Even if I'm Italian i'm quite impressed by the accuracy of this 'anthology of the badword'!

  • LOL i cussed at my teacher in italian and she didnt understand a WORD i said LOL!!!!

  • @cutelilkat101 you probably pronounced everything wrong.

  • lolz!

  • wtf?? salsa music (latin) in an italian video. lol!!

    nice XDD

  • @Nanis264 Well, Italian is a Latin language. :)

    No, the video is awesome!

  • lol yea i know but i mean latin in the sense of latinamericannn.

    anyways, the video rocks X33

  • @westheless04 i think he means like latin america cuz they are the one that have salsa music, not italiens!

  • @Nanis264 where do u think latin came from?

  • @anerlie i meant latinamerican music.

    and latin (the language) didn't come from italian honey, it's the other way around.

  • @Nanis264 study please, before talking...

  • @fix900 study what? italian?

    oh i studied italian, and lived in Milan.

    don't bitch me.

    anywayys, i have no more time for you, if you were important then maybe, but you're not. ha. ciaoo

  • @fix900 oh yeah... i see how much you studied...

  • @Nanis264 You're a dumb fuck. The music is salsa (MEXICAN) But Italians are more latin than what you're thinking.

    1. Latin was spoke primarily in Italy

    2. The word Latin is in Italian. ITALiaN

  • @mphof74 i already knew everything that you mentioned..

    however, salsa has nothing to do with italy because, even though spanish and italian are languages that come from latin, salsa is not italian. that contrast caught my attention, Got a problem with that, honey?

    stop thinking you know more than others, i speak both languages, i have tons of mexican friends and i've been to both countries myself ;) bye

  • @Nanis264 yeah.. latin came from brazil? or from italy?

  • @2OfDiamonds it was originated in the italic peninsula, and italian was born from latin afterwards, spanish, french, portuguese and rumanian also come from latin, they're all "sister" languages

  • Wow.

    Hope you had some fun making this.

    You probably did. :)

  • This is really accurate and to the point...

  • vaffanculo pezzo di merda, hmm not sure what this means =/

  • means fuck off/ fuck you piece of shit

  • Fuck you, you piece of shit.

  • fuck it piece of shit

    lol.... that's what it means more less X3

  • @boynakz

    literally: fuck you, piece of shit!

  • Comunque, almeno a Roma, è frégna con e chiusa.

    A Roma se usa un sacco Palle = Coglioni.

    Poi pompino = pompolotto, bofilotto, sdrufolotto, cifolotto etc

  • What is a lumaca ? I want one!

  • lumaca is snail

  • sorry, lumaca is slug, chiocciola is snail ^^

  • you want a slug?????

  • You forgot Bastardo

  • One of my favorite Italian badwords phrases that my Teacher taught me while studying Italian in college is : ("Una Montagna di Merda")......

    meaning: a mountain of shit.

    Italiano è una lingua bellissima e romantico ma sto ancora imparando =)

  • I know some of these words. lol

    but doesnt "Cazzo" mean "Fuck"?

    (idk)

    i like to keep in touch with my Italian heritage anyway i can

  • Cazzo mean a sort of "Damn!" , another way for say fuck in italy is "Fottiti" or "Fottuto"

  • no cazzo is dick

    fottere is the verb to fuck

    vaffanculo is the closest to fuck

  • It can mean different things. Per esempio: Che cazzo fai. That means "What the fuck are you doing?"

  • Ok I thought "cazzo" meant fuck (not to fuck, but just fuck), and I thought "stronzo" meant fucker?

  • @HigleyFootballRulz "Stronzo" means "piece of shit".

    "Sei proprio uno stronzo" "You're such a piece of shit."

  • AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH fatto benissimo molto accurato.

  • Io ho molto bello e grande e alto cazzo...:D

  • lol i got that

  • woaw thanks a lot ! ; )

  • this is halarious. im learning italian im sure this will come in handy you fucking cazzos. lol

  • Tua madre si da per niente!

  • Merda! lol GOGLIONE!!!!!

  • Ciao io decami ONThe SmallSide

  • Come non hai sentito mai testa di merda? Sono Americano e abito in Italia da 5 anni...l'ho sentito tante volte. Forse solo in questo regione...Ma testa di cazzo e' molto piu usato, hehe

  • Complimenti sei americano e parli l'italiano in modo fantastico, migliore di alcuni italiani puri

  • Grazie! Parlo italiano da 5 anni, ma non e' perfetto...assolutamente. Sto imparando sempre e sbaglio sempre anche. Adoro la lingua italiana...e' una lingua bellissima. Pero', non mi piace tanto quando la gente canta in italiano. Secondo me, italiano non e' una lingua per la musica popolare...e' una lingua per la musica classica. Inglese fa meglio per la musica popolare perche' e' una lingua legato...italiano e' molto staccato, e quindi fa molto meglio per classica.

  • Oops, I meant to say "e' una lingua legata" instead of "legato". See!!! I always mess that up LOL!

  • ahahaha devi dire faccia di cazzo? ma testa di merda è bene anche.

  • "testa di Merda"?!?!?!? ma chi l'hai mai usato?! in 23 anni e passa non l'ho mai sentito dire...

  • sei correto, testa di merda?

    è piu bene dire faccia di cazzo vero?

  • no it's better if you say: "testa di cazzo"... we use this in italia XD or you can say: "uomo di merda"... and another thing =) we never say "è più bene dire" it's a mistake for us... we say: "è meglio dire" i hope that you can understand my bad english...

    comunque è fatto molto bene il video ahahaha complimenti!!! molte parole dialettali non le conoscevo neanche io!!!

  • oh and you english is good. just i live in america. and i learned differnt i guess and thankyou.

  • in my opinion it's more used testa di cazzo and faccia di merda or faccia da cazzo

  • really i dont even say those unless it reaally fits.

    i just say puttana to chicks.

    and stoonadas.

    or stoonad.

    or baffo

    malaca

    bacala

  • grazie vorrei una penna

  • ПознАвательно!

  • gratcie !! superro !! wo0h0o

  • stronzo means idiot

  • stronzo means bullshit...

  • bullshit is cazzata/stronzata/merdata/minc­hiata etc.etc.

  • Stronzo actually means turd, but it's used in Italian to mean asshole, like the type of person not the body part LOL. Another word used here is "coglione", which is closer to idiot than stronzo. Stronzo is a word quite strong and definitely insulting.

    Italians tend to say "bitch" when they mean "whore". Stronza is bitch and troia is whore in Italian. They hear "figlio di puttana" and know our version is "son of a bitch" but puttana is not a bitch. A bitch is just a really mean woman.

  • lol..and why are you teaching these stupid words to foreign people?

    xD

  • mica le sapevo tutti sti sinonimi xD  w la fregna!!!

  • 2.36 its "battòna", not "bàttona", and "lùcciola" instead of "lucciòla". 4.58 is "fottùto", not "fòttuto".

    minchia, son veneta ma non le sapevo mica tutte!!! XD

  • More tuts of Italian please. Thanks!

  • if i want to say, you are idiot, i say:

    tu e coglione, is that write? and, do i pronaunce the ''g'' in coglione?

    plz help me!

  • i think its

    tu sei coglione

  • its "sei coglione" or "sei un coglione".

    "gl" is pronounced as "LL" in spanish ;)

  • la pronunci "gl" = co glio ne

  • no...is "tu sei un coglione" oppure "tu sei un'idiota"

  • voglio fottere!

  • sei una puttana dall'talia?

  • time to kick some ass

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  • it sounds quite elegant, doesnt it?!..

  • pirla sarebbe cazzo?????

  • Perch'e stai insegnando alla gente questa merda?

  • PIRLA NON VUOL DIRE "CAZZO"....

  • VERY HELPFUL

  • ita:

    ma che cazzo dite.. le vere parolacce in italia sono molto più artistiche e complesse!!

    translation:

    what fuck are you saying... the true bad words in Italy are very more artistic and complex!! example: testa di cazzo tua madre fa i pompini tutti i giorni...

    transalation: you're a dick-head and you're mother blows dicks every day..

  • how's this for beginner?venire sporco ragazzo, voglio succhina grande cazzo

    ;) hahaha

  • non mi piace italiano

  • allora va' ca' cagar'

  • heres something i learnt in italian class: Ohh fungula il mio cazzo

  • why are teaching bad italian words with this stupid latino music it makes me sick plese change the musica

  • lol little finger

  • Veloce come una scorreggia? Quick as a fart? bhauhua ma vaffanculo!

  • grazie mille!!

  • molto gratzsie

  • gratzie  graatzee

  • me no cabeechee italiano

    chow

  • terrific! but all correct :)€

  • So what is testacazzo?

  • It means dickhead.