The Twilight Came Out Today Song

[polerbearful]

hahaha i love you that was a wired funny cool song hahaha

[KingdomPete]

Jesus..what is that thing on the screen. D=

[teambella789]

hahahahaha!!!!! I luv u!!!!!!!!!!!

[kayleedabomb]

Lol I fucking love this girl she's so funny even if it's unintentional haha:)

[NeonMario]

My god. What does this video say about Twilight? It shouts at an annoyingly loud level of volume that all Twilight fans look like this... thing that is attempting to communicate with us via video.

[DisgustingOrphan]

Oh hot damn, this is my jam.

[Bouncer246]

she's wearing makeup??? fly shit i thought it was jabba the hut!

[1borisole]

dentist?

[KFullstop]

Oh god, you're from Britain? Time to migrate

[LuketheSpartan]

@KFullstop Well don't come to america then, we have tons more people like this over here...

[BlueHayley96]

I <3 Twilight!

[skootties]

gftodfedfffammit, mtgy kreewytboarrerd is all fgddfuckreed up ffdrom my vomitt all overerrrrrr it

[lulu1night4ever]

Twilight is really gay.

Twilight is really gay.

Twi-Twi-Twi-Twi Twilight is really gay.

Twilight is really gay.

Twilight is really gay.

Twilight is really gay.

[Cravingskies1]

@lulu1night4ever That's your opinion bro. I happen to like it.

[ratemyswing1]

I liked the part when she said... oh wait, I hated that part.

[gmanlikelylad]

hiiiii sweeeetiiiiieeeee AWRITE GORJUS YOU KNOW TJ?

[gmanlikelylad]

CEPT NUT

[gmanlikelylad]

hiya



[smck98]

lol the advert in the top right is about vampires

[toriskyecole]

Get a life like wtf

[aurorachuuu]

Your hair and makeup look so lovely :)

[inphasesith]

Lord of the Rings is the best example for good fantasy. You have no idea what good fantasy is.

[Supernaturalfan2370]

fuck, its stuck in my head. fucking stupid.

[popkn]

I typed "man the harpoons boys we have a whale on our hands" and this popped up.

[LaDeDa577]

who knew tht twilight existed?

[rickyhope95]

you shud wear this much normally u look good lol

[carnzles]

sad much?.......

[tcelenacuatemocatl]

@carnzles um.. she seems pretty happy to me.=p

[zainadlr]

Not sure if you are aware of this but....there IS more to life than fucking twilight!!

[StaceyJadeLaverick]

Oh.

[horizonlolly]

i just lost a few braincells.

[Becauseimjust]

Does this girl have problems or is she just weird?

[YuiBabehx3]

@Becauseimjust i think both...

[brandon261]

@Becauseimjust naaa just fat

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

@Becauseimjust Well, she IS a twi-hard...

[kristjanarn]

@Becauseimjust Both.

[Codylikeshulahoops]

Yeah, so I don't know how everyone else feels but 2:43

[thinkloudmusic]

@Codylikeshulahoops I was thinking more like 2:45

[FilmStudentWannabe]

elephants? I say, YES!

[macdaddymclovin]

i was guna leave a horrible comment until u said "go ahead and leave a nasty comment" lmao!! i love it seemed lyk u really didnt care ..............therefore ..................i love you

[hproxursox]

Don't. ever. sing. again.

[oracle56]

HOLY FUCK WHERE'S MY HOLY WATER AND TORCHES?!?!?

[StayPuft90]

im not sure how you did it....but...you just made every deaf child in the world cry

[M14Ok]

My brain melt.

[ToriNicoleP]

excuse the full face of makeup? hunnie, this is the best you've ever looked. that wasn't a compliment though.

[mikeandike1327]

Choke on some balls snorlax and the accent is fake.

[lilbubbles99]

You look pretty in make up :)

[sithmastur]

Twilight is shit.

[IxReDRaZoRxI]

go listen to Tyler Carter, you blow.

[StitchPoop]

OM NOM NOM NOM

[TripToYourSin89]

why so hungry, gurl?

[MissRubikins]

hahaha i like how you said 'evil' comment.

[TheTwilightSagaGirll]

oh my god O.O

[angeleyez377]

you look hot with make up

[QualityCereal]

You with make up proves you can't polish a turd.

[thatsrightisaidit909]

Um. Really the only thing that saved this from being a complete disaster was the advertisement at the beginning. 

That's sad as I don't know what.

[ShakeItLikeAPoleroid]

I know a girl who's like this. She has no friends, yet refuses to see the correlation.

[thatsrightisaidit909]

@ShakeItLikeAPoleroid

Great comment.

Even better username - I love myself some OutKast. ;)

[ShakeItLikeAPoleroid]

@thatsrightisaidit909

It was either that or AngrySpatula.

Believe me, it was close.

[thatsrightisaidit909]

@ShakeItLikeAPoleroid

They've both got great imagery. I can almost see enraged spatulas dancing across a stage.

Classy. :)

[ShakeItLikeAPoleroid]

@thatsrightisaidit909

Urgh. I hate imagery. I seems to scream "YOU HAVE ENGLISH HOMEWORK!!!!" and I do not like being screamed at.

Why thank you kindly.

[cheezierproductions]

Get a fucking life FFS....

[castingtherunes]

Fuck commercials and companies and organizations and corporations.

[InFiNiTyWaRd55]

i didn't know elephants could sing

[Doggyrooroo]

Love the song :)

[Doggyrooroo]

Your makeup looks nice :)

[ilovedeath2012]

Sweet merciful Christ. 

[thatsrightisaidit909]

@ilovedeath2012

:) Haha. Nice.

[Reecef6696]

And I thought Rebecca black was bad but u topped her congratulations :)

[cupcakez4free]

wild snorlax appeared.

[AmandaMaeBieber]

wtf is wrong with you ?

LOL

[CONNOR1234M]

i like the part were she said twilight came out today

[CazzLovesBooks]

it sounds like she's saying "Twilac aim today" learn how to talk properly!!

[Suggi1985]

Boah... is die hässlich!

[cheetahluv16]

You're a beautiful girl (bit large, but whatev), and are really funny, but TWILIGHT? Seriously? THAT'S your obsession?! I've now lost faith in the human race -_-;

[moblepenpal2012]

U suck

[L33TCHI3K3N]

MOMMY! MAKE THE SCARY MONSTARD GO AWAY!

[traetopbloke]

intill you get the hole plot of that shity movie the plot is bella want s to fuck a dog and a dead guy

[AwsomeSinger2B]

I can do better to maske up a song on the spot me and my sister do it all the time one was really good by the way to the tune of all i ask of you from phantom of the opera ... it was fun. :)

[MrsBillieJoe14]

Your a sad woman because you have no life outsidethis shitty twilioght you fat FAT FATTTTTAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS GO GET A REAL JOB AND STOP OBSESSING OVER FAGGOTY VAMPIRES GET A LIF HARRY POTTER IS BETTER

STOP POSTING ON THE INTERWEBS YOURPOISIONING YOUTUBE

[zomganinja1]

A wild snorlax appears...

[666jackyvengeance666]

i find this quite sad... cuz twilight sux monkey balls

[0wenWilsonsNose]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA­HAHHA!!!!!!!! LOOK AT HER FACE BAAAAAAHWHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT IT AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HAAAAAA HAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAaaa...............­.......................... oh god... AHHHh hahahahahahahahahhaha LOOK AT HER FUCKING FACE HAhafhaofhoehfoehfaohoaei

[055softballgirl]

this girl is just embarresing herself like seriously nuttymadam get a life this video is retarded

[055softballgirl]

this girl is just embarresing herself like seriously nuttymadam get a life

[Unoticedz]

I feel sick after watching this :(

[Dianasyfan]

oh.... O.O

i don't even know what to say...

let me just sing it :

this was really scary

this was really scary

this was, this was, this was reeallyyy scaryyy

( sorry , i don't want to be a hater, and i'm not..... but come on..... O.O )

[GameSpazzer]

My brain, it hurtsssssss........... e_O

[COBfan1996]

This movie series is shit...This movie series is shit...This movie series is shit...This movie series is shit...This movie series is shit...This movie series is shit... THEY ARE ONLY SPARKLY FAGGY MUTANT FAIRIES!!! FUCK ALL WHO LIKE IT!!!!!!!! screw u...walrus...

[MrInsaneMixer]

FOREVER ALONE - Girl Version (REAL LIFE) :)

[rainwolf195]

@MrInsaneMixer Dude genius XD

[MrSpikey1098]

Oh you were wearing makeup!!! XD

[Adipocerate]

So do they have seating for you, or did you have to stage a private screening?

[mrsolle]

Do you come out? through the door.

[0096luke]

0.0

I'm just....it's just that....oh geez. Mankind is screwed.

[Kriaturametal]

THE NEW QUEEN OF THE INTERNETZ

MAN THE HARPOONS

[MTurner005]

Fatassfuckingcunt.

[RosaEnnis1]

you look stunning hun :)xx

[TheGeminiProductions]

Dont know why people watch her videos if they hate them so much i mean damn if u dont like the video turn it off duh stop being immature -_-

[MyWhiteAbode]

I prescribe. Fire. And lots of it. Perhaps flamimg harpoons to purge this ungodly land cow.

[IdentityZero]

@MyWhiteAbode You could just call a land cow a cow, you know. Sea cows are the ones you have to label. I believe land whale is the phrase you were looking for.

[thefinchybird]

@MyWhiteAbode omg u r sooo mean! this girl is just saying how much she loves twilight. get over urself! i LIKE this video

[Jmpapi151]

This girl reminds me of that women in the movie "Misery" the book was written by Stephen king and later made into a movie. If anyone has a chance to search it up please do it is amazing how similar they are!

[CrescentShadow13]

@Jmpapi151 Hey--At least Kathy Bates is COOL...nutty looks like Meatloaf to me. Maybe she will sing "Bat out of Hell" for us.

[ShakeItLikeAPoleroid]

@Jmpapi151

Kathy Bates isn't as fat.

[sarahlovesyou2222]

@Jmpapi151 Kathy Bates?

[JaneRhonda626]

@Jmpapi151 Except Annie Wilkes was better looking than this girl

[Jmpapi151]

@JaneRhonda626 im talking about the character in the movie not the actress.

[866marluxia]

And I thought Justin Bieber was awful...

[MelanyHoney]

how sad that u think u look good with make up... never sing again

[purerott]

i feel dirty....it's...watching a mongaloid dancing....she should be singing....ICE CREAM AND CAKE, DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE

[x3LaughOutLoudx3]

..............??

[MrSeniore]

WE NEED HARPOOOOOOOOOONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[dogloveproductions]

GO AMERICA.

[Megahdork1]

I thougt make up wassupposed t make you pretty

[AsianFool4u]

omg, when i was trying to comment her voice of so called singing irritated me i had to turn down the whole fking the volume off

[maledikt]

Yep, she's right. There is no reason for this video to have been ever made.

[Ardee2k7]

DONT LIE YOU WANT HER TO AIRBRUSH YOUR PHOTOS TO MAKE YOU LOOK SKINNY >:]

[TheDoomPig]

I knew whales could sing, but this is ridiculous.

[EJelliefiy]

In that other video of you singing, you were pretty good. You just ruined that. o.O

[Jonasan]

MY EEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSS­SSS!!!!!

[MissCartoonist]

My brain cells just depleted...

[doggypower1]

omfg your a crazy bitch

[menelainho14]

I'm really going to throw up.

[miad411]

You sound like a spasticated RETARD ugh ugh twilight came out today... like fuck off dickhead!!!!

[foccacina]

you are uglier with makeup ON.

[DoNotBeHighandMighty]

MAN THE HARPOONS!!!!

[georgiaa1D]

da FUQ is this shit.

[MsTwilight125]

breaking dawns come out  18/november/2011

[Popnetic]

@beautifullygothic Cool story bro.

[866marluxia]

Better than Bieber!!

[Skyler900]

0:53 Thumbs up if you fell off your chair at that moment.

[jeffreycrighton]

I got five words for you, "LET THE RIGHT ONE IN". That is all.

[KikyoChanXD]

@jeffreycrighton THIS.

[XtremeMovieRater]

Aww, isn't this cute? Moby Dick knows how to sing!

[PEYTONSxMOMMY]

You have about the same writing skills as Stephanie Meyer congrats!

[UnusualCammieOMGZ]

shooting right to the number one spot on top 40 hits in uk with this.

[sschlappkohl]

you have to be the uglyest thing on this planet, if you have a bf he is blind and deaf

[oregon96]

Ahab after watching this video:

MAN THE MOTHER FUCKING HARPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS!

[jimmybobrules]

@oregon96 God damnit, they don't make harpoons big enough to take this down...we are all doomed

[19955lol]

you are just stupid ugly gross fat plus you rewind my apatite and if u don't wont mean and evil comments stop putting your nasty be hind on this youtube.

And go back to where every u came from please stop making every video cause u look stupid those were advise and i can do a lot more than this if i had the time.

[ilovevoltaire]

clearly ur dad isn't a dentist.lol

[rockfan1125]

I think she would be easier to understand if she got the candy bars out of her mouth.

[StarKidWannaBe]

Does this chic no almost everyone hates her?

[TheToad111]

omg u suck at singing

[annemiiek]

I think a lot of people weren't ready for that at all!

[ViscomZombie]

not even worth a dubstep remix.

[HeinrichKonig]

....... Simon Cowell cat sez no ;3

[HellAngelsBells]

I came out of the closet as a lesbian, but when I saw nuttymadam, I lost faith in the female gender and climbed back in.

[YourDarkFantasy666]

@HellAngelsBells LMMFAO! 

[chapstickification]

Sexayyyy ;) Lmfao.

[NiggeOpfer]

It's embarassing, I mean, it's embarassing for me that I'd like to be a Briton. (Or at least to stay in Britain)

[musicalfannetje]

make-up looks good on u..but dont make u look pretty

and that make-up..it doesnt make u sing good as well

u dont sing in a vlog if u cant sing ok? no one does, so why? why want u to get hate comments? and why do you never answer any of those hate comments? and why r u so obsessed with sparkling fairy's and pedowolves/ shapeshifters?

btw. this was me trying to be nice..did it work? ;D

no?

aaw :(

[2012harrypotterfan]

BOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU FUCKING SUCK BITCH

[JLSofficialFan]

Yeahhh how bou STFU you dick go fuck your dad sorry wasnt menna blurt that out was i and btw if you do get kicked outta the cinema i dont think they will be able to move you your tooooooo FATTT .... i know it fucking on that day i was remindded by your sucking fucking video...!!!!!

[charvisioku]

@nuttymadam3575 A twinkie is some weird cake thing Americans eat. It's also the basis for many an uninventive insult ;-)

[charvisioku]

@english2spanishgirl You're stupid.

[charvisioku]

@MerokoxYui17 A baseball bat? Seriously!? What the actual FUCK!?

[charvisioku]

@catlover121996 I adore vampires. But twilight's just badly written and Cullen ain't a vampire. He's a fairy.

Also, since when did King write about frogs that eat people? :-S

I think I may have missed that one over my time of reading almost every book he's written.

P.s. cats ftw <3

[catlover121996]

@charvisioku heh I dont know what you're talking about sorry ^.^' I probably comented a long time ago and I was a lot younger then so sorry but I don't know what I said or what your response means. ^.^' oh and about King and frogs haha he actually does have a book where these people go to this town because there car broke down and in the end they get eaten my mutant frogs because thats was the towns peoples offering to the frogs so they would have a good harvest. sorry if that was confusing. ^.^

[catlover121996]

@charvisioku Oh, and one more thing-I agree that Edwardoo is a man-pixy. :)

[charvisioku]

@Mstwilight1991 I'm sure Guzzen1 does know what delicious means. It CAN be used in this context, you know. It's just not as straightforward as the 'writing' Meyer does.

[charvisioku]

Twilight fails.

[SuperCommentwhore]

hippo

[MsApples007]

I liked the movie, but not the books......

[Suggi1985]

@MsApples007 but without the books... there is NO MOVIE!!!

[MsApples007]

@Suggi1985 Thats okay, the movie sucks anyway.

[Suggi1985]

@MsApples007 so why u say u like the movie... not the book??? strange :-)

[MsApples007]

@Suggi1985 i used to like the movie, i dunno, it had nice music and jacob had a nice ass....

But then i read the book, and god, it was horrible. Bella is such a mary sue, Edward doesn't have a personality, and Stephanie actually ruined vampires. Yes, she did.

And that why i now think the movie, and the book, sucks ass.

[Ultranerdburger]

MAHN DA DETHSTA!

[lynxluver719]

OMIGOD DID U JUST SHOVE FIRE DOWN MY THROAT AND EARS?! NOBODY LIKES YOU. LET ME SAY THAT LOUD AND CLEAR

NOOOOOBUDHYYYY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKES YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU.

THEY ARE NOT AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING BUUUUUUUUUUUUUHKS

[floydissocute]

GO TEAM ALUCARD FATASS!

[S3ries0fTub3z]

fathead

[mizzhayhay]

heres your evil comment THX FOR THE HEAD ACHE OF THE RETARDED SONG HERS A SONG YOUR SO FAT TODAY SO SO FAT DAY WOOO WOOO

[chris63336]

*Tries to go the next video* You cant go to the next video, there is a HUGE WHALE in the way

[TheMrLikedislike]

ahahahahah

[klownn]

hey what's up, gorgeous.

[jonowallwork]

Any one get any salt for this slug