Historical Piracy Warning Parody

[Cachicochip]

Is there a torrent of this clip? :)

[NotChukkov]

Oh, so apparently genocide is against the law now

[Aetheilas]

"You wouldn't invade Poland"

FUCK YOU, I WOULD IF I COULD.

[s0nnyburnett]

The first recommended video on the right was removed because of copyright claims. I think that's funny.

[MadiZone]

Seriously.... i feel this ad exagerates a great deal!!!

Genocide is NOTHING compared to the heinous crimes of downloading pirated stuff and this ad is obviously a forged ad conceived and placed by reckless pro-piracy partisans who want to easen the perception of piracy by reducing it to be merely a trivial variant of genocide.

SHAME ON YOU JACK SPARROW!

[inivonwini]

This argument is without flaw.

[resetx]

i would download a car, accidentally, if i could..

[lordbaxt3r]

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD HITLER

[rkyeun]

YOU WOULDN'T

fund the RIAA...

Piracy: Because purchased media funds terrorism and censorship.

[krautball]

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[3DPlanets]

THIS.

[cunt3d]

nice parody.

thumbs up!

[yellowpages67]

That was great. XD

[merrett]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

[vide00210]

Its not genocide, fools!

Its LESS Money for u.

Fokk off!

[longdongriver]

good vid, but im not sure its cool to use images of the holocaust sufferers in a "parody"

[NLFilms]

fuckkk i think im a nazi general by now

[Avionicgenius]

You compared downloading to a Genocide. Wow Thats..i'm breathless

[crackadawg]

Jawohl Kommandant!

[VueltaAlPasado]

HEIL!

[Zeptis1337]

lmfao while pirating SupCom2

[horstherbert35]

Why wouldn't i?

Those seem to be some decent spare-time activities.

[miragebird]

'download pirated films is genocide'

I actually loled at that.

[Sonic6293]

This is some SB.

[Salliewalker]

No, I don't think voicing things such as The Holocaust means we're hardly pained about such events in history. I still think it's funny, however--that the Hollywood and RIAA execs would so carefully police the glory of theater arts and music, and be sure to pay only pittances to the artists. Who aren't starving, but in comparison--they might as well be. Where isn't this genocide, now?

[MJOLNR314]

I find nothing funny about mocking the holocaust 6 MILLION of my people died because of it and its just FINE to joke about it?!

[Willhu81]

Ya its fine to joke about it because Hitler got his 6 millionth kill, 20 Gamer Points =D

[NoScopeN00b]

it wasnt superimposing as a participant nor a cause, and it wasnt downgrading the awesome impact it had. it was using it as a hyperbolic juxtapostion... n00b

[pubuman]

ahuh

[geekraja]

hehehe

[Gracieloufreeebush]

can't. stop. laughing.

[armac911]

If you download movies and games you are no better then Hitler.

Epic.

[PinotGB]

hhahha

[mixerus1984]

hahahahhahhahaaha millions of people dying and world just watching is ok, but pirating, omg thats genocid. monkeys rule.

[qqqCYBERLEADERppp]

AHHAHHA this is fucking awesome

[xXBeautifulMonsterXx]

Or would you?

[itcanbecheezcaketime]

I also know that copyright law = life control = thought control = death. Did you know some jackass owns the copyright on the cure to some forms of cancer and has yet to do anything with it? Yet we uphold his right to not release his work while people needlessly die. Copyright law is bullshit.

[Salliewalker]

Think about it. If we needn't have to submit every personal thought to copyright, we might have cheaper gas prices =/. Or you know, if several more efficient and useful engines for common vehicles weren't already quietly bought out by the gas companies.

[itcanbecheezcaketime]

I justify downloading copyright material by saying that everyone has a right to information. Here is an excerpt:

""Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression;

this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference

and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through

any media and regardless of frontiers."

Article 19 of Universal Declaration of Human Rights"

[itcanbecheezcaketime]

With the invention of nano particle printing devices, you will be able to download a car. It is not a far fetched idea. If I could download your wife... right now, I would do it.

[IanuUPapali]

o caca

[anything69]

fucking winnn

[moviedude120796]

ha ha ha

[moviedude120796]

mmmm invade poland?

what a great idea

thx man

TOO WARRRRR

[firesquad515]

I so would invade Poland

[JoshyNapalm]

Wow, genocide huh. I'll just illegally download this video and send it to all my "peers" to let them know.

Piracy isn't stealing, it's copying. A copy preserves the original while duplicating it's content, stealing removes the original from its rightful owner, thus, piracy is not stealing.

[blakvswite]

but it goes against copyrighting bullshit

[runedeadthA]

Exactly, piracy doesn't take the product. it only takes away the Opportunity for the company to sell them the product, and in many cases the pirater wouldn't have bought the product anyway so company's don't lose all that much.

[DopeyCatfish]

ahaha piracy is genocide XD

[Kulawendin]

When freedom is outlawed only outlaws will have freedom.

[StoneSigma]

that is epic, I tried to find the source of who said that, couldnt find it. You are right sir.

[al28283]

Jokes about WW2? Dude, too soon!

[thekynan]

Way too soon!

[al28283]

go to bread

[RexIXXXX]

Russians were making jokes about Stalins purges at the time of the Purges. And Europeans say that we are living in the past.

Awesome video BTW.

[BackstrokeOfTheWest]

This one is great.

[skippy091]

what I'm curious about in these vids is the where the hell are they downloading from because she almost downloaded a whole movie in less then 30 seconds (joking for those that can't tell)

[destructiveone66]

Masturbation is genocide too but i still do that

[anonymous794613]

Anyone know a torrent to this song? lol

[destructiveone66]

yep.. just did :-D

[noun12345]

its called no man army by prodigy (or a soundalike at least)

[stop00hammertime]

lolololol

downloading is genocide

[OrthodoxAnarchy]

well, WWII jokes are always great for a chuckle. But, really, it does have a point; with all this anti-this and that- most of the time these execs act like the world will come to an end. Good job, is all i have got to say!

[LokiGodsking]

damn, i was just going to remiltarize the Rhineland and invade Poland!

I guess I'll just have to download Shindlers list and have a re-think...!

Doh!

[Willhu81]

Hitler is my hero

[BeRsErKeR16]

jajaja q loco xD

[AnonymousPowerLevel]

Stop fueling torrents you fucking dipshits. ProjectW and WarezBB are the future of piracy.

[madmikeF]

If you download you should seed. Don´t be selfish. Sharing is caring.

[tehonlycandyman]

You fags need to seed. I used to be a dick but then I realized that whats more important than getting your movies is brotherly love.

SO SEED MOTHA FUCKAZ.

[ansom2]

I love the fact that a lot of torrent(ers?) are a lot more upstanding than "honest people," with the whole thing about seeding. If half the people I knew were as cool as a lot of seeders I see on uTorrent, then the world would honestly be a better place. It's not the leachers and downloaders that are greedy, it's the multi-national companies who get millions off artists, and give the actual artists crap.

[vide00210]

@madmikeF

Xactly!

[luffis1985]

And thus the piracy debate has joined the venerable list of debates that prove Godwin's law.

[VueltaAlPasado]

HAHAAHAH

[jiggaboohoo]

+3 to that, poland is a tea stain on the map of europe....

[ChicaQueenOfWarGames]

im downloading this youtube vid.

[fiendin281]

i would invade Poland...

[limm1cycle]

hahaha, nice discussion here

[dhl1986]

i didn't finish the clip because it was robbing my utorrent bandwidth from the 42352 MPAA copyrighted films im currently downloading

[PokeDude1995]

Hilarious.

[jiggaboohoo]

hahaahahahahaha.......

[ericcartman888]

and remember to SEED

[bkisme]

Don't worry yo, i got mah FiOS turned on mayn.

[adam14212]

sharing is caring remember to seed :)

[mabyepaulky]

the goverments should notice no1 pays attention to these ads

lol what a waste of money

[dietangel]

top stuff

[gaythedude]

lol i thought it was funny

[xFxAxIxTxHx]

Uhm I dont think yould be put on death row for downloading a film tho.

[senser1080]

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A CAR

[DraGonflY27z2]

LMAO!!!!!

[jamesus12345]

lol nice vid

[MikeHuntagape]

piracy funds tourism

[jamesus12345]

rofl idiot

[MikeHuntagape]

your mum rolls on the floor.

and I am an idiot

[jamesus12345]

yea im sure binladden is making millions when jimmy sells downloads the dark night for free and sells it to his neighbor.lol ur a dum ass

[TK3C]

Downloading pirated movies sure looks complicated and slow.

[CandlesInADaze]

Not at all.

[thelooker28]

It's like stealing candy from a baby.. a baby that is armed by the FBI, CIA, MI6, MI9 and SAS.

[MRcool2035]

Except CIA, MI6, and MI9 couldn't care less about some nobody somewhere watching pirated movies, and the only thing FBI is pissed about is people selling what the download, your house won't get raided just for downloading shit.

[thelooker28]

you never know

[MRcool2035]

LoL, you're right, the way things are going, anything is possible.

[candleguy1994]

Hey guys,

I'm looking for an OS like the one in the advert. It should always display in size 72 font, and start downloading things before I press the download button.

[MRcool2035]

You're in luck, I'm fairly certain RIAA has something like that, all you have to do is give them a call and tell them you want it :P

[XA36]

tell me if you find it, I want one as well.

[thebrickler]

...It was a joke, dumbass.

[arsenalista]

coolest

[2cool4you2]

This is so bad it is funny. Nice job the video :), goes with RIAA and MPAA bullshit they try justifying that stealing a movie is as bad as robbing someone at gun point.

[ralfytm]

why would anyone want to invade poland? lol

[bradleythebear17]

revenge, all of them are fucking invading britain!

[united768]

lmao ZOMG!

[ninjaandy1337]

So, invading Poland IS still ok then, right? Cuz I was planning on doing that later, right after I convert my catapult to a kittenapult.

[DibbityDan]

How do you convert a catapult to a kittenapult? I know how to convert it to a dogapult but I'm a bit hazy on the whole kittenapult issue.

[ninjaandy1337]

Start with a smaller sling, but then add more counterweight (I prefer the Trebuchet style 'pult) because kittens have more wind resistance due to their low meat:fluff ratio, so you need a lot of power. Sometimes it pays off to also duct tape pirated films to your payload to lessen this resistance.

[DibbityDan]

When you replied i didn't expect much of a response, but you've exceeded my expectations.

Well done.

[zygzak478]

invadning poland will be not smart choice. :)

[TyHairsprayProjectz]

Invading Poland is bad.

[peem10]

Yeah, invading Poland sucks pretty much :)

[TheRavenFalcon]

If you invade Poland, they will probably open a can of whup-ass on you.

[bradleythebear17]

...naaah.

[fr3d420]

so... ive commited over 9000 genocides then.

[Allanda1]

lol therefore i've been comiting genocide my whole life :P

[sspope]

someone could be watching

[Lionmonkey4real]

WTF? I thought that sharing is caring. How come such a caring act could be a genocide?

[m620]

I know right! WTF!!!

[Happyanand69]

Wow, is genocide really a crime... man , thanks for telling me, i'm going to stop doing it then...

[MulletManSam]

Not only is it a crime but the UN doesn't like it.. Then again, who cares about the UN, they don't do anything but whine and moan without doing anything about anything.

[tubedeejay]

yeah but if they did anything, people would complain they have too much power.

actually, people already complain they have too much power, then people say all they do is whine and moan without doing anything. and while that debate goes on, darfur gets killed off. so they certainly aren't doing enough, and neither are the people criticizing them.

[martini1179]

Speak for yourself. I WOULD remilitarize the Rhineland, thank you very much.

[BGG001]

Theyre all a bunch of greedy pigs. They're forcing Windows to set up a system where you can't even put Blu-Ray into your computer and watch it, just to prevent piracy. The witch-hunt the MPAA has out against piracy is only costing them more money than they're losing from piracy anyways.

Look at iTunes: DRM? Who wants to pay money for a song and only be able to use it on your iPod or on iTunes? Not me, I want to be able to use it wherever the fuck I want.

[roflroflomgomg]

#kassa.vara.#nl/portal?_scr=ka­ssa_artikel&number=4066217

( remove the # from the url )

it's an article about downloading and uploading posted in may of this year. and ye... its from a reliable source

but it's dutch so.... learn dutch plz :)

[Kellanthropax]

lol okay

[Friendo1231]

One thing I've always found funny:

Music & Film Industry Association of America

"MAFIAA"

[henritje19]

WTF?! comparing sharing and WOII?

[justinram22]

lol, but why not? idk maybe it's just the thrill of being a hacker (well... kinda lol) if you know your not guna get caught (have a good ISP or use a proxy) why the hell not? the mucis and video industry tryes to scam you!! i mean if cds only cost $7 sure i'd go and buy it, but they make it $25 and i dont have that kinda money!! so why not pirate, its way easyer

[BIGDADDYJOHNSON27]

ONLY TOOLS USE ITUNES

[CSV1]

I would invade Poland. I'd beat the shit out of them.

[beeldred234]

people are still going to download.

so the bichtes in the movie industry are still mad about this, are going to have to deal wit it

[MPG187]

Wrong!

The Nazis here are the people who are against sharing, they are trying to control information. Message to them "You wouldn't invde Poland..." so why would you prosecute innocent people for a way of life?

[utukk]

hahahah genocide, that was a good one, genocide is always fun to do..... was i allowed to say that?

[MM23DOS]

good one!

[eduarg]

what's the name of the song?

[Lino1da1Touguia]

so... you wanna download it!

thats crime man!

[jdills1196]

Who cares? not me lol

[Druaga1]

...off of itunes , duh.

[henritje19]

its NOT a crime aslong as you dont sell it

[Greenbunny45]

Umm what kinda wonderland do you live in? Its illegal whether you sell it or not.

But that doesn't stop me :)

[roflroflomgomg]

Downloading of pirated movies and music was legal in the Netherlands until june of this year. Here in the netherlands it was only the uploading of the pirated stuff that was illegal.

But still, even with this law change, they are only interrested in chasing the people that UPLOAD large amounts ( for now ).

so PRE-june:DOWNLOADING LEGAL, UPLOADING ILLEGAL

post-june:both ILLEGAL

and ye,americans will have a hard time believing this story,but this is true,wether you like it or not,jealous or not

[ShotyShorty]

Who ever said I haven't

[edujackass]

im gona download alot moar after seeing this vid.

if genocide equals piracy then piracy equals sex.

[0011000100110011]

so sex equals genocide?

get over here girl! let's kill those bastards :')

[TheFattyPatties]

someone should put this on limewire labeled as movies

[dippywatcher]

Nice one!

I don't support crime. But that gets back to definitions, don't it...

R.I.P. Aaron Russo...

One point of view a person COULD adopt is:

"I'm a private citizen" a.k.a. a sheeple...

Bah, Bah, BLACK SHEEP, have you any WOOL?...

"Sir, YES!, Sir!" One could research the origins of mursery rhymes, etc... or lots of other STUFF...

[sc21es1]

government sanctioned crime- its the law.

[oinkysqueak]

Im going to copy twice as many now.

[backpackcamera]

"you wouldn't steal a car"... no, but if my mate called me up and said "I've got a brand new Porsche, do you want me to burn you a copy?" I'd probably take it.

[crazynighthawk]

That made me smile. Remember the old one that had some sweaty fat bloke with a red-hot poker? That was hilarious.

"If you copy films, your eyes will glow red and you will be cast down into the firey pits of hell!!!!"

[umarqwerty]

This was clever but it wasn't haha funny

[eveningniteshade]

you probably don't have the anti piracy ad, that this video is sending up.

Might only be shown at the front of movies in the UK, Australia and New Zealand. If you havent' seen the original you won't understand.

[GenghisKhan44]

We get the original one here in America sometimes, too.

Dunno how that happened.

[beesbop]

H-ha,,,,yes how true.

[horsefly4]

simply retarded.

[eggg102]

I didn't think this video was funny nor intelligent.

[Stumblefuck]

Who wants to pirate shit Hollywood movies anyway?

[harukunye]

Bah, so true, anyway who downloads bad quality movies? I think we all know that everyone rents them and runs them through DVD Decrypter and Shrink.

[bhx9fe]

don't pay for anything.....i dont.....everything is free

[SprattyD]

lol... im suprised the piracy warnings arent this extreme!

[psrdirector]

Downloading music is a crime deal with it, same for movies. The Arguments Artists dont get alot of money is a stupid one that people with little brains use same goes for "most moveis suck anyways"

[Lolalai]

Sick of this copyleft nonsense!!!!!

The fact is guys: if you are downloading stuff from the internet and using it without permission (copyright)you are STEALING content that is not yours!!!!!!!!

It took time, money and effort to create the stuff you steal & I still don't understand people who think they can just take it for free without suffering any consequences and then moreover trivialise racial genocide in the process?!?! 'cos they think they're being 'lefty' and open-minded?

[kazinscky]

1. This is comedy, don't take it too seriously.

2.When you buy a cd, atleast 90% percent of the money will flow to The Big Three. Musicians usually earn their money through liveshows.

3. 90% of all movies are crap. Why bother downloading them? I watch the full 100% and buy the best 10% later on. Why bother?

[werrongboy]

They're not condoning downloading, nor are they trivialising genocide. Rather they are attacking the original ad campaign for what they see as giving hyperbolic comparisons that are not warranted.

[Pablo668]

I love it. I wanted to do something to this ad myself.

[PinkPanther094]

jesus christ thats awesome

[klickenpod]

oh goodness. like the law is gospel truth anyway. a bunch of rules made by old boys from the system.

*continues to browse limewire*

[TheJayEffect]

LMAO! I loved the shitting in his helmet!

[sickanimations]

Oh, I just read that this was a RESPONSE to that exact video. Blast!