It's SO 1995 Right Now!

[RyanGallagher5]

I'm Pickles! :D lol

[frenzymania11]

You sing it better than he does, I know it was auto-tuned but it was nice/perfect

[bambaman789]

If I EVER find a funnier video, I'll have to let you know haha. I loved the "case in point thing" I don't think I've ever laughed so hard. So I'll return the favour with one of my lame jokes- So one day there was a pony and it wasn't feeling too good so it went to the doctors. The doctor ran a few tests and eventually turned to the horse and said "you'll be fine, your just a little hoarce" XD

[TheDragonpotato]

Hmmm....1, 2 step.... it rocks the socks off every other song and I blast cannonballs at rapping to it. HOORAY FOR WALKER!!! (that's me lol)

[MrTaytay22]

Absolutely loved this video...Business Jared is so 1995 right now. lol

[Raekott]

The Luckiest! 

[Raekott]

It's the Benfolds.. Don't remember the song title :(

[sexynseedy]

stfu and let me suck your ass bro

[nerdra]

QUESTION!!!!:

How tall are you?

[XxkelliexbeanxX]

i see your microwave in the background(:

i like it..reminds me of my old home.<3

my favorite song is Velvet by Breathe Carolina. woop!

[sooseiji]

"pagan poetry" by Bjork

[EdwardACS]

you look like an older version of Rupert Grint (and cuter *-*) lol

[cowboybebop06]

i love it when he's like "poop" I just discovered this guy! he's soooooo cuteee!

[CRAIGPLAGUEX]

My favourite song right night is most deffiently I'm Good, I'm Gone by Lykke Li.

Your camera is better than mine o______o

[noTfAckiNmE]

poop!

[bummercucumber]

"Guy's just not sure where he can fit me in."

I get the SAME problem all the time.

[bummercucumber]

Gosh, I just love when I don't read the comments first and end up posting something that is basically a facsimile of someone else's comment. Yeah, that's always fun.

[Sco6014]

The guy "won't know where to fit you in" But I'm sure he's gonna have to deal with it :p

that's what she said

[TrueBeliever177]

"I'll Make it to Brigade's" -LoveHateHero is my favorite song

[killswitchengager666]

Clenching The Fists Of Dissent by Machine Head... yeah... lol. The "poop" section cracked me up XD I loooove your vids. They make me happy =D

[whosaysBrad]

Speaking of 1995, Land Before Time was quite popular the middle 90s.... so here's my question to you. If you were a dinosaur, which one would you be, and what sound would you make? I'd most likely be a "long neck" and my sound would be something like "Mmmmmaaaaaaalllllllllllaaaaaa­aarrrrrpppppppppp!!!"

[Kimokeo15]

I hope we'll be seeing more videos from you in the future, even if you won't be on 5SSG anymore. : ( ...but I hope you and Levi are enjoying life in Phoenix.

Hopefully, your subscribers will stick around until/if you come back, since pickles have a really long shelf life. : )

[Kimokeo15]

I was having Jared video withdrawal, so I decided to rewatch this video (and give it another 5 stars). By the way, I think the monkey in "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs" (the movie) stole Lazy Jared's "poop" idea.

[XxtheOreoxX]

omg so the other day my social studies my teacher said "case in point" and I started cracking up so hard and everyone was staring at me then I got talked to by the teacher in the hall (which is a big deal in that class because every one is such goody goodys)and got in trouble. The rest of the day i was going over everything you said in this video and cracked up (quiter than I did in social studies but still laughing) every period. haha Jared i love you.<3333

[MrSamvise]

what does " case in point" means? i'm italian so... o_o'

[MrSamvise]

i'm gonna ask u this only once:

do u or do u not know about the bird?

cuz everybody knows that the bird is the word!

[theotherboytube]

Hahaha. Nice. I like talking about 90's shows god there was some gold on back then. Great video

[RedVolly]

Business Jared has an awesome tie but it's so 1995 right now, so stick with the more comfy nike shirt! hehe

poop ah poop I'm actually looking for a job right now too ew gross

Hope your job searching is going well! :D

Fav song of right now: 1901 by Phoenix (and not just cause that is where you are lol it just makes me wanna dance)

[puercanihilita]

Hi there. Out of curiosity, what's your novel about?

I would be really cool if you could say the next list of names out loud in your next video: Ludwig Wittgenstein, Arthur Schopenhauer, Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, Martin Heidegger and, of course, Satre.

Bye.

[bimmerbenz20]

1 of my favorite songs is "I Remember" by Kaskade and Deadmau5.... So relaxing

[TylerTakesTime]

So as we speak i'm watching "3000 Miles To Graceland" on HBO - BOISE, IDAHO!! haha sorry, nothing to do with the video...

[drea12301994]

Ohh and my favorite song at the moment is "Hoppipolla" by Sigur Ros. I just discovered it was him that sings it. It was a big moment.

[drea12301994]

In 1995 Windows 95 was released. (Obviously. Im sure we would have better technology now if in 1995 if Windows 1996 was released in 1995.)

Also in 1995 Yahoo! Was founded in Santa Clara, California. (Yay for Santa Clara!)

Whitney Houston was in Waiting to Exhale in 1995. Hahahahahaawkward.

Business Jared is emotionally unstable.

Poop. Do you know where the crapper is? Because I have to drop off some timber.

[MrTwentington]

I love most songs by patrick wolf and no doubt, particularily from tragic kingdom. How's that for 1995?

[XxtheOreoxX]

OMG I JUST OST A TOOTH! its has black stuff on the side... wtf!? and no, i'm not on drugs.

[XxtheOreoxX]

lost*

[XxtheOreoxX]

I like cookies.

[Rocker2209]

1995- best year ever

born that year

(=

*oh did i tell you that your fantabulous*

cuz you r

xoxoxo

[omacronalpha1]

1901 by Phoenix

OMG that song is fantastical!!!!!!

[veggiebruce]

OBSCURE FERRET

[honestirishman]

well first i just discovered this channel and i think its great!!!!

i have no life and watched like half your videos in an afternoon. My fav. song right now is kryptonite by 3 doors down or Sideways by Citizen Cope

btw i never got the little snap at the end wth is that?

[xSmashleex]

song= the luckiest by ben folds :)

fav song = paper bag by dear and the headlights.. or butterfly by mason jennings.

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[edesia88]

Duuuuude!

Sex.

The Poet and the Pendulum by Nightwish!!!

Woah man... Nearly spelled 'and' wrong. That's kinda sad... SAD FACE!!!

[LoLoGirl404]

lol I love the beginning XD

[Mingocoto08]

I would have to say my favorite song is... "Boom Boom Pow" by the Black Eyed Peas. ... ... ... Just kidding! Umm... ... ... ... Favorite Song: "Can I Have a Kiss" by Kelly Clarkson

[TheRiikkaParade]

Holy fuckballs i do the exact same dance when i'm "happy dancing" as you did on this video:O it's CRAZY

[greenboi300]

Fave song right now is....

Forever is Over by the Saturdays

[haurri]

nice job!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheGhostHollywood]

i love pickthiscar

this is one of the best youtube channels ever.

[pem1990]

I love it whenever you sing. By the way, I guess this is the first time we see you in a business suit. Loved it too!

My favorite song is 'Cigarettes' by daniel merriweather :D

[Arlgm]

Jared should grow this beard... not big, but just enough to where it bothers you... lol

[Marlonis91]

love Friends!!! best series of 1995, its so 1995.

fave song "Love" by John Lennon, love it.

*.*

[sleekcartim]

what kind of world is THIS? TILT

[Juxtaposition90]

my favorite song is oh yoko by john lennon, because i cant be any more stereotypical.

[bristiday512]

busness jared's moves r bitching ! :D

[KoolCordell]

OMFG BEST VIDEO EVER

4 REAL

[IamFifteen]

Favourite songs:

Debut by eddplant

What happened to you by nerimon

and this songs by an artist, i don't think you have heard of him, pickthiscar, the songs are: the fancy sitting chair.. =] 1994 and the laustic

[chrisishawtt]

I'll be the next pregnant man

You'll see us on Oprah and we'll live happily ever after

and then she'll marry us and give us a free honeymoon to Hawaii

'Cause she's Oprah and that's what she does!

[qwer403]

besht song eva issshhhhhhhhhhh :\ idk.... OOH ik!!! its electroshock by 3OH!3 by farr!!

[JenniferLoria]

i accidentally posted this to your channel comments because i forgot i wasn't on the specific video and had to comment immediately....so i'll try this again....

why...jared...i think my favorite song my be The Luckiest by Ben Folds Five.

....i'm jk. it's not really my favorite song, but i sure do love it. my favorite would be The Warmth by Incubus.

good chattin.

[muffinman8800]

hey jared long time no see love your new vids and im glad to see your back

my favorite song as of now would have to be "Let Go" by Archie Star if you haven't heard of them look them up...

ps your eyes look green again

[TAraaTAraa]

My favorite song is New Romantic by Laura Marling <3

[Chaosamongus]

Inside this dusty old saloon a bartender wipes his counter and a few rough looking men play cards in the corner. Suddenly a man bursts in through the door and screams "Everybody get out! Big Joe's a'comin! You're all dead!"

[Chaosamongus]

Everybody ignores the man who runs out screaming and goes back to what they're doing. But soon they hear something. The grounds starts to shake and they hear a great thumping coming closer and closer. Thump. Thump. THUMP. THUMP. THUMP! the thumping stops just outside the saloon door. Suddenly a huge man bursts in and goes to the bartender.

[Chaosamongus]

The huge man looks at the bartender and asks for a beer. Trembling, the barman pours him a glass, which the giant knocks to the ground. "No, I want a whole KEG of beer!" The bartender can barely lift it, but he complies. The giant swallows the contents of the keg in seconds and orders another. He drains it just as quickly, oblivious to the fact that everyone in the saloon is staring at him.

[Chaosamongus]

Quietly the bartender asks him if he'd like a third. The giant looks up surprised and says "Heck no! I gotta go, Big Joe's a'comin!"

[TheJonnyBShow]

Snap if you are beatnik gangsta writer from the 60s, or if your name is Jared and you are awesome.

[TheJonnyBShow]

I don't have like a favorite song, but I like "the good times are killing me" by modest mouse, and "two weeks" by Grizzly Bear right now and like 30 others that I listen two at least twice a day. and they will all change like 2 weeks from now =(

[xxxjppjxxx]

My fav song of all time is Breathe Me by Sia.

[Renfiles90]

OMG! I LOVE THAT SONG! Actually currently, Ben Folds "The Luckiest" is my favorite song... What a coincidence.

So, I was referred to this video by a friend, and I'm definitely subscribing. Good job!

[janehasratherlargema]

its business time...

with business jared

wow

*orgasms*

[Jonwpg]

Yea well...Judge Judy likes to pee in applesauce.

[Domiskinos]

My absolute favorite song is one I wrote myself. It's about violent midgets. ^_^

[Jonwpg]

LOL. Reminds me of one I know of that's about some guy losing his detachable penis.

[Domiskinos]

please please please give me the lyrics! Actually, I think I found it in my chili when I was in Iowa.

[Jonwpg]

lmaooo

"I woke up this morning with a bad hangover

And my penis was missing again.

This happens all the time.

It's detachable."

That's how it starts haha.

Lyrics can be found by googling detatchable penis

[Domiskinos]

Thanks so much, this song has made my millennium.

[Jonwpg]

Lmaoo! Woot! haha no problem!

Don't I feel special...your MILLENIUM! xD

[gillesbills]

I <3 you, Jared.

[CRAIGPLAGUEX]

you should sing someting by jay brannan :) he's amazing, and cute.

Did you know there is actually treasure at the end of a rainbow? People try to tell me otherwise. But I can dream.

[sleekcartim]

oh ill never be mentioned again. HA i know, ill kidnap & hide pickles! oh wait, that's already my M.O. poop

[thecaptainspunky]

So glad youare back with new videos !

[thecaptainspunky]

Love the longer hair !

[mikeythevegan]

'ghost ride the whip' by FF5

or 'bad things' by jace everett

or 'hands of a killer' by suicide silence

or 'who are you' by chipmunk

or ANY SONG by Hanni Kohl....they are amaaaaaazing and waaaaaaayyyy underrated!! check 'em!!!

[jesmmifs]

I love your random vids :D For some reason you look like the male version of Alyson Hannigan in this particular video :P

[juliusgoesmad]

You reminded me of a this person I know that says poop all the time. It's so annoying, but not coming from you. So keep pooping for us all! :3

[jabazzy]

You are my favourite song ;)

You are oh so nice.

(It takes me forever to watch videos now, but damn right I come here first to explore what the wonderful world has to offer). Take care hun.

[chrisishawtt]

OMG i say OMG is so... RIGHT NOW haha! flash back hah

[metalheadlovesweed]

your favorite song is dear vfalentine by guster.

Silly i shouldnt have to tell you that :P

[hannah6259]

5 stars for a cool camera and friends season 1!!!!

haha. jared you're hilarious!! i had a really lame friday but i feel complete now :D

[helocast]

After seeing a full-length view of you at 1:25, I really never pictured you were tall. So much for pre-conceived notions since you do all you videos sitting down, huh?

[glenn01uk]

Just found you (bet you didn't know you were lost), think you're awesome. And my favourite song ever, is indeed the Luckiest by Ben Folds Five. Well done preempting my musical needs. You rock!

[Zmainy]

I love your videos, but I can't watch them on the fact I'm in Antarctica :(. But hey, how many people can say their viewership extends to Antarctica!

[cansu888]

Ben Folds Five - the Luckiest

[DaibhiW]

I found you through the 5sortaStraightGuys. I watched some of your videos and I subscribed. I went back & looked at some of the first ones and then others here & there. You really have evolved in the way you present yourself. In the beginning you were just talking but now you are much more entertaining. I like your singing & how you have different versions of yourself playing roles. It's all about expanding oneself, isn't it? Also, love the finger snaps at the end - very original.

[miclwilson]

by the way, i meant to tell you you harmonise brilliantly with yourself. seriously.

it. was. beastly.

that's all :]

[miclwilson]

ooooh the days of 95...how i miss them. nostalgia! shweet.

i've been away from youtube and my friend reminded me of your videos and i was like "holy crap, i've been missing jared with pickthiscar?! nooooo!" soooo i'm back! i must say, i missed seeing your vids. it's good to be back :]

[nickgrek]

YAY i got in the video, glad you liked the joke, I love it too :P hehe, LOVE YOU xx

[sleekcartim]

diggin the bulge

[sleekcartim]

oh hellz, just check out my favs for my songs :)

[mysilentplea]

Skinny Love by Bon Iver <3

[xxella07]

invisiblee prize?

*steals*

mmmmm, nomnomnomnomnomnomnom.

-i bet that you look good on the dacefloor (arctic monkeys)

[anthonyaperez]

Pick up the Phone by The Notwist

[ChRoPi21]

Ok this guy used to do really quiet videos, but now hes become alot more camp, I liked it when he was normal :(

[gaarafreak454]

anything by Patrick Wolf

ohhhh waait

Augustine by Patrick Wolf XD

Jared i would LOVE if you lloked him up =3

he is just awesome

side note begin NOW: im so glad you're back making vids

i love them.............and maybe you

YOU READ NOTHING

bye =D

[strawbehry85]

why did my comment not show up? anywho. no particular fave song.

but my favourite band is American Standard. they're not very well known at all, but look them up on myspace because they're amazing! I'm in love!

[finny6]

also that song is in an excellent gay episode of everwood

[finny6]

great job on the editing - the audio/video overlap with business jared was awesome - looks hard

[MrCanadia]

Do you smell nice? You look like someone who'd smell nice.

[jjohn211]

freaking stalker... im wearing that same exact shirt.... noob

[CSULB15]

We have the same shitty phone!

[meitzjoei]

good luck on that job!!!

[Themicsterr]

Jared! Whitney, amazing! ugh although her voice is a bit crackly, no pun intended or implied :/

[chemicaljordan]

I'm probably late but its "The Luckiest" by Ben Folds!

[connectmoi]

You're pretty funny and cute to boot!

Did you want the job or did you want the intelligence? LOL!

[neptuneswarrior]

That microwave is so 1995 right now.

Case in point: Good luck with the job searching!

Btw if you would be so kind to read some of my novel that I have been writing, I think someone else who is currently trying to write a novel may be able to help point me in the right direction.

P+<3 Master P. (The P is for pickles...get it....master pickles...)

Te-hee!

[KarenBarbeeMusic]

Good work! You're such a natural at these now. I'm glad you're posting lots of videos!

[PickThisCar]

hey thanks! so i'll be close to campus today which means I have access to a piano. I'll hopefully be working on a little something, and maybe recording, if I can quit jumping to the wrong chords :)

[KarenBarbeeMusic]

That's so great! I'm really really excited for our collab cover! And, I'm even more excited to see you in person mid-October! Let me know if I can help you at all. :)

[Herzfinster]

I mean "tough" question..... just ignore me. :o)

[PickThisCar]

ha, you're doing great!

[Herzfinster]

Oh, I meant this in response to the "I always click on your video first" comment. I suck at this.

And my favorite song.... That's a though question. Maybe "Only Skin" by Joanna Newsom.

[Kezzybob]

Are you a gemini? Because if you are, you almost definitely do not have multiple personality disorder. (You probably don't anyway, someone probably would have noticed a while back ;) )

Favourite song is currently Infected off the Repo! The Genetic Opera soundtrack.

[gaarafreak454]

im watching that movie right now XD

[tanjereene]

Me want comment mention!

[voodoovlong]

You have A LOT of cupboard space. Good for you.

[queenboxi]

calm down business jared lol

[Sleepingmoon86]

hahahahahahhahahahahahaha!!! Brill!

[tht2323]

"the guys just not sure where he can fit me in, but it would mean a job that actually requires some intelligence, which I've always wanted."

OK, first, let me state how wonderful I think your video posts are. You are AWESOME!

But you know I got a pretty good chuckle considering the various ways of interpreting your above quoted statement.

Thanks for persevering.

[Alanalicious]

my fav is major tom by peter schilling <3 the shiny toy guns cover of it is pretty good too

[LathanJV36]

You are so freaking cute and what a great smile you have. My favorite song is Man in the Mirror. Keep up the great videos even when you get a job, Please!

[cjay2]

"Ride Away" by the late great Roy Orbison.

18 different chords, two different bridges, all in 3 minutes and change. Awesome! And that voice.

[tehdark]

Of all the videos in my subscriptions, I always pick yours first! :)

[Herzfinster]

Ha ha, me too! Love your vids!

[sasafrass9118]

god i love that song

its ben folds

its called the luckiest . id love it if u made a video of u singing that song!

[maigotti1]

My fave song is Start the Commotion by the Wiseguys. AMAZING lol

[sheldon80]

California Dreaming / Mamas & Papas

When my Honda 50 cc slipped on the ice on 11th Ave. and my head met the hard encrusted pevement, I didn't feel a thing..

Nobody has sang like her since.. Just my opinoon, however

[iVeroniica]

My favourite song is "wow, I can get sexual too' By Say Anything :)<3

[Blueaveo3568]

I traveled through Phoenix not in a Blue Aveo ( I bought that when I lived in San Fransico). I drove across the country in a 2002 Honda Civic Si which Ioved but hated in the city because it was a stick. P. S. you look nice in the fancy clothes.

[studentdotcom]

The best song ever made is "I Should Have Known Better" by The Beatles. It automatically puts you in a good mood. Good luck getting that job!

[NCKyle1980]

Honestly one of my favorite songs is your The Laustic song. You put a lot of work into a short video and thank you for sharing yourself and your life with us random strangers, sir. Best wishes to you with the job and your life, always ~Kyle

[JaykXD]

ok so don't judge me please ^^

i just found a new song that i love.... and i didn't even know miley cyrus had it in her to make ah-mazing music.

Party in the USA is one i can listen to over and over and over again lol

[JimmishJJJoeBOBjr]

LMFAO!! I LOVE THE ROLL REVERSAL, ahaha, thats awesome.

P.s. business man Jarrod dances like a white boy.

[tongueperson]

You are so postmodern. Right? Postmodern.

[BlackJacketManga]

i have 3 all time favorite songs

Jeff Buckley - Hallelujah

ColdPlay - Fix You

Gin Wigmore - Oh My

PLEASE tell me the name of that song you sung just befor i think i mite like it

[ericteddycartman]

A blonde drops off a shirt at the cleaners... On the way out the door, the

lady at the counter says Come Again"... The blonde says "no its

toothpaste this time you nosey bitch".

[ericteddycartman]

Winnie the Poop...so 1995.

[mazzepa1]

itz s0 2oo9, coz my spellin iz rly bad.. fanx utoob!

[SonyaWillBBCP]

Whitney Huston is so 1995 when she hit the millennium she traded her Platnum Diva Card in for a new face.

Woooow cheesy baha whatever its funny love whitney though I hope her CD is better then the "christmas with whitney' one.

:)

[The1Night]

LOL dancing business jared XDDD

[ofarevolution441]

*clicks follow*

*clicks add as friend*

i was 2 in 1995. Goodtimes.

Favorite song:

Rainbow by Battles. Also, whoever said The New by Interpol is sexy by default.

[PickThisCar]

Wow. That makes you younger than I thought you were. I hope you can take that as a compliment. :)

[ofarevolution441]

haha... i think this officially marks the first time someone thought i was older than i actually am. last week, the guy that sold me my racing shoes for cross-country asked if i was in middle school or high school. <_<

[loserluigi]

Oh 1995... how fond of a year you were...

I Can Do Better Than That - The Last Five Years

The Role of a Lifetime - Bare

You Don't Know - Next To Normal

Those are just a few of the songs from musicals I love to listen to in my car ^_^

[PickThisCar]

Oh, you're so predictable!

haha jk :DDD

[TChawlotte]

favourite song...would have to be The New by Interpol

[sarahlloydqu]

this was the best video in a long time, keep up the good work!!!!

[thisissuperk]

Favorite song: Hot Mess by Cobra Starship. That is THE party song. And who doesn't love a good dance party every once in a while?

[WenonahB]

favorite song: when my love crosses over by john hiatt.

[Paul3689]

You good sir are my prophet. You make me laugh and smile and junk.

My favourite song changes more than I have a shave. But at the moment it's Sister Rosetta Goes Before Us by Robert Plan and Alison Krauss.

[wherebuat]

Common People - Pulp

[mrTiggs]

Ben Folds...The Luckiest

[magnavox8]

My favourite song is 'Dance Anthem of the 80s' by Regina Spektor followed closely by 'Oasis' by Amanda Palmer.

[Thomas454]

my fave song atm (although this changes almost every day) is "The beginning of the end" by nine inch nails (year zero remixed version)

[biotch12345678910]

speaking of nine inch nails, Johnny Cash's cover of their song "Hurt" is the definition of amazing. as is the video :O

[chevychase]

Favorite song? Gotta be "You're Breakin My Heart" by Harry Nilsson. You can find it on YouTube if you search for : "You're Breakin My Heart by Harry Nilsson"

Nice 'n dirty.

[addisnotadisease]

Favorite song of all time: A Song For You. Original was done by Donny Hathaway, but other covers have been done by Whitney Houston, Michael Buble, Elliott Yamin, and Gavin DeGraw.

[PickThisCar]

Nice to meet you :)

[ellmango]

ben folds ben folds ^_^ and-- and--

when you go 'its okay business jared, it'll be alright' i have to put my heart on the freezer cause its all melty.

[darkwingedangel100]

my favorite song is I Will Survie, it has such catchy lyrics.

[JWQuartana]

my mom used to have that exact phone

does that sound creepy?

[DarthKreeg]

1995 was an awesome year,for me anyway's.

[JpSr388]

Is that really how you dance? DX

[PickThisCar]

oh yeah

[ToxicPopsicle]

Right now, it's "Relief" by Chris Garneau. It's a great song. It makes my heart happy.

[PickThisCar]

Did he sing "Baby's Romance?" If so, I know who he is :) I'll have to listen to yours.

[ToxicPopsicle]

He did indeed. Also, I'm loving his cover of "Between the Bars". Speaking of covers, Jay Brannan's new CD, In Living Cover, is amazing. Loads of great tunes there :)