Katy Perry's Cleavage Traumatizes Mother!!

[oxxxs]

fuck you

[sakisushisamurai]

I believe the map, but when i weant to russia the breast size was like b-c ish

[doworkgetdirty4497]

*solid B cup american* WHYYYYYY!?!?!

[DukeDevil01]

Dude, this is awesome. A word of advice, obey the chart. There is in fact a lot of truth to that chart since I have been to Russia and I live in America......I love Russia.

[lovinwhatIgot1]

He talks way too fast o.O

[gingeee8794]

LOL pussy-fication

[CJAKA50]

love the vid!!



[TheBroCouch]

this video is awesome!

[Aldridge517]

"Be awesome in comparison to mediocrity." Not only is this the quote that made me take interest in this channel (1 year ago), it's also ultimately the reason why I subscribed. I still keep it in the back of my mind TO THIS DAY :D

[gerehify13]

i used to remember about 20 house phone numbers..then came the cell phone.

[jhadaller2442]

Well it SOUNDS true... but... I'm wondering who all goes out and measures those people? haha

[1AmazinYutubr]

eastern europeans...especially russians rule the big boob world (trust me I'm an expert!)

[xsm22]

the tone of your voice is different in this video

[1CuriousMew]

grrrr i'm not watching your entire show just to see a pic of Katy Perry >:(

[Armybrat734]

:35 thats why my family doesn't use the phone an drive

[GreenFloyd12]

The Irish statistic makes me sadfaec :(

[xOmegaxBoomx]

Hand Hand....Hand Moar HAND (to point at description)

[PSFANBOY07]

Who's the Bible thumper

[Marvell7777]

Finna head to Russia too

[powlcity8]

god created all man equal,but it was man how brought upon themselves inequality

[NikoleJBM]

Whenever my Mother passes me and I'm wearing a low cut shirt she says she's proud off me. Odd? Yes. She'll even poke my cleavage out of pure curiosity! Well, I rarely wear low cut shirts anywhere other than home.

[Darknerd101]

Thumbs up if you were brought here by a Toby Video!

[desteni1992]

Just watched a Toby video and was recommended, will be subscribing. I also moved to Florida when I was in middle school and it's so true that they are at least a year behind, but I moved back to Ohio.

[3m0j4pS]

Recommended here and will be subscribing!

[0marShah]

I also just watched the Toby video and saw this

[Mandrous]

you are a recommended video to a tobuscus video

[superbigdaddy117]

bsyj

[TheGrrrrFace]

..... Did Zimbabwe have the largest average penis size?

[coolhoowip]

@thepostedit hahaha wait plz tell me your a girl XD but yeah @fuckfishie doesn't know shit

[willtrevs]

He has a kid???

[xxcharbeefxx]

hahahahaha did god fuck create us all = idot lol

[jayfeatherrox101]

u talk fast

[RBgolf682]

It depends where in Florida here we are smart. Orlando not so much

[skyl115]

i hope that map is true as in i do think there is truth behind it.

[iBrandonB]

i need to move to Russia

[MacBuster69]

all those scene cuts reminds me of Ray William Johnsons first years on youtube xD

[gilbololigist]

god did not create every body equally my ex girlfriend had different sized nipples

[rockyjara]

Hey I'm an honor student in florida and get good grades

[zeester0101]

Wow man... slow down. You're trying... waaay too hard...

[Sherbetrockett]

The make is way true because certain trates get passed on from generation to generation so similar trates in different countries is very true

[SirMontague187]

Everything in Libya reminds me of what was happening in Iran awhile back... The Green Revolution and the violent outbreaks that Khomeini and Ahmadinejad reportedly had their hands in... Tragic.

[DrFreddy13]

dude now i wanna go to russia

[turguy123]

this was awsome!!!!!!!!

[sookmaybowls]

That monkey is so legit.

[TheFlyWahine]

o.O wow lol

[FruitBytheFace]

Lol This feature not required for AT&T users

[TheEmppu24]

Hahha in Finland it's larger than d cup! :D

[SkatingTheBlue]

keep hitting 9 on your keyboard for somthing funny :D

[punkybrewster2121]

well i think the map is prolly TRUE bc americans are sooo worried abt their looks and being accepted by other ppl that more and more and MORE women and even teens are getting breast implants...and other plastic surgery....

[toasteeze]

@punkybrewster2121 no the reason US has the average of size D because obesity. u get bigger boobs when ur fatter

[Kmanz777]

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[david123456789036]

good thing im colombian wooooooooo

[diyroof]

Terrific! Crave alot more!

[longhelltime]

DAM IT IM CHINESE!

[coolhoowip]

@fuckfishie fuck islam? Do you know what you're saying? This is what you're saying: 1. Fuck the first instance of women's rights. 2. Fuck preventing aids through controlled sex. 3. Fuck preventing cancer and sickness from eating pig meat. 4. Fuck worshipping one God comprised of one being. 5. Fuck respecting women. 6. Fuck regarding killing one person as killing all of humanity. 7. Fuck not committing suicide. 8. Fuck not committing Murder. 9. Fuck defending your God-given right to religion

[ThePostEdit]

@coolhoowip give me your phone number your address your street your zip code even your fuckkin dickk size idc I WANT TO COME OVER THERE AND HUG YOU!

[tayloredengineering]

+1 for pussification

[JEFFRYSAL26]

The map is pretty accurate. I saw it and from the girls ive fuked in the past, the breast sizes match!! weird? PURA VIDA

[SecretAgentMan151]

I started laughing my ass off when China and Japan averaged A cup..

[MakeULaughstudios]

Actually that charts completely wrong a chick in my grade (9) has e cup and i live in canada so thats a huge scake tipper lol

[cheesytoast42]

@fuckfishie fuck you

[yogirl421]

Nmm id so have phils dick in my pussy

[CutiePi1991]

The map is def true.... and I am sooooooo glad to have very large.... russian heritage.

[fuckfishie]

I have got to say that in this case, these Muslim people are acting fucking barbaric. Fuck Islam.

[LilBlitz116]

@fuckfishie fuck islam? fuck u u fuckin asshole islam is the best thing ever and u should be mutilated and fed 2 ur kids u fuck wad.

[trackstarlexi]

Actually women are considered 3rd classes citizens in the middle east....sad

[norahalkadi]

I think Australia have the biggest size and Saudi Arabia is wrong we have huge boobs and we hate them

[TheGhettoWalrus]

im in Russia

[Beornhan]

@TheGhettoWalrus in soviet russia or republic of russia ?

[TX3Thiefxxx3]

@TheGhettoWalrus me to.. i dont know how the fuck i got here i was in the US like 3 minutes ago

[ThePostEdit]

@TheGhettoWalrus want some coffee later doll??

if your a dude you can suck my dickk if your a girl..you can do the same ;)

if this msg creeps you out i dont give...trolling is my LIFE!

[23tubester]

@TheGhettoWalrus lucky bastard

[GonzaloVeraToday]

I'm also going to Russia

[subscriberfase123]

I'm also moving to russia

[maxwax305]

im moving to russia.

[sweetcrazyness17]

I work at Victoria's Secret so no everyone is not equal in the beast category so to speak. :P Actually most women coming in are looking to enhance their boob-age with what I like to call pillows (bras that add two cup sizes). I wish girls would just be happy with who they are instead of trying to deceive everyone and yes, I am a girl too. :)

[CoreChick]

@sweetcrazyness17 haha i go shopping for bras and hear girls complain that their boobs look too small and the whole time im thinking i just want one that fits comfortably and last longer. (im naturally bigger than the average american size, which makes it harder to find a non-granny like bra too) SO i LAUGH at those girls....in my head

[destinyislandgirl]

I'm from Florida...... I graduated in the top 15% of my class. But I do have to admit, I was part of the art program and generally Art students have higher thought process. Others at my school were really dumb. I was surrounded by Rednecks.

[extratrestrial731]

What about Australia?? How big are our boobs?? Hehe Australia with two big breasts on it hehe funny stuff.

[LiteTheAngel]

@marcosUnix Meh too!!!!!

[MacrosUnix]

The only reason on my phone all the time, is cuz I have a Droid so I can watch Philly D all day.

[micmlinson]

You singled out the Middle East as a region hostile to women. Rape and other forms of abuse are problem all over the world, not just in the Middle East.

[jbperez808]

This guy is the biggest douche on YouTube

[triggerenvy3]

I choked on my pasta when you said "speaking of Katy Perry"

[valleyboy314]

What a f'ing waste of time.

[0MGmimo]

This was a|

yeah gimme the damn prize :(

[Jumsdune20]

Russian tits are the real shit, not fat or implanted slut shit here in the US

[cronos801]

This guy reminds me of Rick Moranis. "Key master in Ghostbusters."

[NathanDrake911]

Go Finland!!! We got huge boobs!!!

[thedude6290]

i need to move to Russia

[grandss36]

The map is pretty true!

[edgek85]

Jesus christ take a fucking breath.

[sourmuffinhead]

He is CUTE!!!

[jasongaskin1977]

Less coffee dude.

[Eddyfarthing]

@jasongaskin1977 not less coffee, good editing :D

[High2Tension]

shit why the fuck i clicked on ur video

[almaster666]

this sucks

mark as spam: misleading thumbnail

[GoneSk8n99]

@almaster666 y r u trying to see porn on youtube

[almaster666]

@GoneSk8n99 uh... not trying to see porn. but at least katy perry's cleavage!! instead I get this jerkoff's fugly mug instead

[GoneSk8n99]

@almaster666 alrite ill give u that one

[almaster666]

@GoneSk8n99 lol

[GoneSk8n99]

@almaster666 haha

[joenlindsay16]

lol, I always talk on the phone to telemarketors while taking a good dump. Makes me secretely fight the annoying man, yet keeps it secret enough for me to keep my reputation as a great conversationalist.

[katlynmcc100]

oh its totally true!! just like tall and skinny=big Dick

[iTrollThis]

tits or gtfo!

[Danberdy95]

Dude. I just movedmto fla from ri. Im a junior.... Next year i got to college. Credits done lol.

[TheSilentAnnie]

i'm a female from finland and i don't know what to think

[edgek85]

@TheSilentAnnie -Surprise!! It's because you're a female... Now get in the kitchen and make me a SAMMICH!!!

[NFSCAMARO]

lol anybody wanna buy me a ticket to mother russia?

[jfizzay]

I like Phil better than =3 although rwj is sometimes funnier but he looks weird

[Hardboiledeggs123]

I'm 11 and I'm normal

[Stephierocks8]

Ummmm... It bairly says ANYTHING about my favorite awesome singer KATY PERRY!! This guy never talks about what he SAYS he's going to.

[messerezio]

I really hope so cuz I live in northern Europe and it's pretty good

[dobermangrl]

every straight guy now wishes he was in northern Europe

[drummer835]

@kingconan your just a little boy going on YouTube typing in "hot girl" because you have never actually seen a girl In real life. Grow the fuck up!

[Bagel156]

I'm in a public school in florida and everyone thinks I'm a genius!

[JocBby]

Mmmmmm, calories

[PytlakProductions]

You are a MILLION times better than RayWilliamJohnson! I'm not saying he's bad, but Phil deserves to be the top subscribed on YouTube!

[veronicaloveemeeh]

=3 is way better!

[gonzalez01ization]

stop posting so many freaking videos man..what makes u thing we need to hear ur freaking info..give someone else a chance..

[hmfuku12]

=3 is still the best u dumb muda facka u suck u talk like a pussy

[buttbubblebuster]

IM MOVIN TO RUSSIA!!!

[SupItsJoanie]

You talk really fast lawl

[officialbobbo]

You talk really fast lol its quite entertaining

[loulou9043]

Wahahaha this was amazing!!!!!!!

[JoLLYRoBoT]

@kikassmikey Who are you calling a dumb fuck i mean ur names freakin kickassmikey do u really think u should be calling people dumb? And im not just saying tht cuz im a jolly robot

[KikassMikey]

filip the faggot show - stop FUKING POSTING VIDEOS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH U U DUM FUCK

[tarmogr]

youtubefaggot

[Tehroxxorz1]

We are all created equally... Then some

Ppl get fucked up in the 20 seconds after there birth.

So there.

[tankisdavee]

Why am I only one to like this video lol

[TheMoaDude]

God didn't create us equally. If he did, children in Africa wouldn't be suffering. Animals would'n't be abused. You know, all of that "unimportant" stuff.

[GrimmIchi9]

I'm really starting to like these videos . . . Anyway, the map is so true.

[tk291100]

WASTE OF TIMES. I came here hoping seeing Katty Perry CLEAVAGE. NOT A FAG TALKING.

[1kingconan]

fuck this fucker for using hot girl thumbnails !!! FUCK YOU PHIL

[Roofiemagnet]

i will now stop watching you due to your christain reference of saying did god make us all equally. goodbye.

[JackReid2056]

PDS rocks

[almaster666]

misleading thumbnail. this is gay

[darins88]

"Hey that's mean" lol

[Chedderkabob]

1.) i have a cool name.

2.) im going to agree with both of the questions

3.) i want to go to Moscow

[alex296931]

More stupid by the hour flagging you

[HecticTony]

@juniorderbygirl. More and more stupid.

[GArbedg]

I hope the woman is okay

[Juniorderbygirl]

It's true about american children getting stupider and stupider. Im still in a public school sytem and all the kids are stupid to begin with and then they go and decide to start drinking and smoking pot ALL THE TIME. and with the buget for public schools getting cut more and more results in cutting school days and subjects that are benificial like the arts programs and language classes. Trust me, the average school child needs as much days of school as they can get. they're all dumb shits.

[peguinheartsryry]

@Juniorderbygirl

ALL the kids, that's a pretty large generalization for you to make because I'm pretty sure there are some who aren't doing drugs or drinking. I'm in a public school system and more than half the kids are advanced and one quarter do drugs or drink. So please stop making these generalizations because people in the vast group you're writing off as stupid aren't all stupid or do drugs. That would be much appreciated.

[XxKaylaMarie333xX]

Haha i like you! Your funny... Tehe and btw why can't those fighty war people just have a chat over dough nuts and coffee?... Oh people and their violence lol haha... I made myself laugh... Sorry...

[EMOish30]

D: but but but I like Katy Perry's music.... idc what her mother says!!! shes a grown woman D:<

a very attractive woman ...hehe

[IKickAss4DaLord]

I live in florida I know that students are probably 45% retarded, 45% average,10%

above average. I'm sorry but he's right.



[jules7890]

Libya and Egypt are African countries... I don't know if that counts as the middle east :/ 

Anyone? No?

[team0blackmanner]

I'm 2 grades ahead in Florida... And so are a lot of people I know.

[Mrhappyhead3]

I live on my phone. I sleep with it under my pillow, keep it with me at cheer practice, keep it with me at school, everything...I'm on the honor roll.

[lolaanna53]

i know that sweater.... that is a very comfy sweater

[ianl3194]

how old is phlip

[Iansexy89]

He does not talk fast ! It's you that listen slow !

[TriiKzBoSS]

Holy Shit you talk fast. Lol

[LivingDeadGirl7108]

Haha I'm 140lbs and 18 years old and I have 34DDs. IM ABOVE AVERAGE !!

[halfhumanhalfzombie]

Teenagers don't give a shit about REM sleep really and it doesn't really make em stupid.

[derekmilligan41]

Ur my hero!

[avosso]

Talking too fast and ridiculous editing is giving me a headache.

[anitacreech98]

My samichies rock ;)

[beradjoe13]

I wanna go 2 Russia now...... :) big boobies 4 the win!!!

[1zanefisher]

@MrBoblet these cuts are genius innovations

[xxxAnimeCuppycakexxx]

IM 14 and I have insomnia..my parents won't help :P

[jerm22278]

...the retardation and pussification of American children. Greatest line ever. Had to pause video to laugh my ass off.