Hyper Parsnip Bitches

[injektilo24]

LIGHT-ENEENG STOOHM BRADE-OH

[TheDestroyerComics]

i wanna see paul robertson do monster hunter or smash bros

[TheRougeStallion]

you know it's times like these that make me go "WHAT THE FUCK JAPAN!?" then I realize that this was made by some guy called Paul Robertson.... then my brain explodes

[NioYagami]

"Overkill" is just easy mode.

[MissJ1nsu]

OH NO! *GRABS HEAD*

[KanedaJones]

wow its still good but I like Paul Robertson's later work better.. he eventually went on to master pixel art and man its better than line art.

[TherealPingasaur]

How Toad became one of this "Mortimer" guy's minions i'll never know.

[Palamneus]

FRANKY MOTHERFU*KIN J HOLDEN *BARF*

Woot Hahah!

[AlexMalishev]

Damn i wish this game was real:(

[AlexMalishev]

OMG, if author made games they would be extremely good.

[connorcap94]

whats wrong fellocoto fish

[injektilo24]

light-ening stoohm brade-oh! haha

[Taikina]

invincible piggyback %D

[AthelTheChaotic]

This should totally be made into a real game. they allow Castle Crashers on Xbox live, so this would fit right in.

[Deadheaddead]

Eh?

[Mantichor]

oooooooooooookeeeeeeeyyy....O.­o

[ZanzaBushin]

O.o

Omfg I am dead serious

I would pay obscene amounts of money JUST TO PLAY THIS IF IT WERE A GAME O_O

I DO NOT CARE

HERE IS A CHECK PUT ANY AMOUNT YOU WOULD LIKE! I WANT THIS IN A GAME FORM!!! T^T

[gigermagus]

triple turbo hyper mega neo giga super berserk dragon electric crystal galaxy

thunder overkill overworld comet punch total apocalypse smash optic flare shower

ultimate limit gaiden beam alpha fury power level 1000 plus!!!

I bow down to Paul Robertson and his prowess.

[magicmonkey737]

This guy needs to be a fucking game designer. He needs to team up with some development team to distribute games in the same style as this over Xbox LIVE or something; think about the possibilities.

Hell, I'd pay the full price of a modern retail game to play something like this. Sheer brilliance.

[Kilanna]

The awesome super lon attack that i can't write out was soooo FUNNY!

the evil dude: HA! Your--*enter in super long battle move title* HAS NO EFFECT ON MEH!

[sefski88]

I think this is the single most coolest thing i have ever seen...

[ILoveHandles]

The accents are so thick, I need subtitles. e__e;

[adventlife]

oh wow, that whole apocalypse and being eaten by albatrosses thing had me laughing for ages

[blcrane52]

It's like taking 17 hits of acid. Except cheaper. And without the cottonmouth.

[eyhexs]

its amazing to see how much paul robertson's drawing skill has improved since 2001

[dsanchow]

Freakin amazing! I showed this to my brother and he freaked out. You gotta love the Franky J. Holden references near the end of it, I did not know who he was until I goggled it.

[Nightweaver1]

That is the single strangest thing I've ever seen in almost 30 years of life. I love it.

[badmanblottclott]

all video games from the 80s are this strange...this is just taking it to the next level. If this was entirely out of someones as it would be genius, but being just a evolution of an idea its just awesome..

[vampirebatlord4ever]

lol i love how much crap they make use of parodizing in this ;)

great job to those who made it

[onlyontuesdays99]

WHAT

[brendonian]

I love how every single move they use is unique and they never repeat any of them...awesome and hilarious!

[Nightsparrow626]

holy awesome.

[MikeRaWare]

WTF? O_o

[LoopyWolf]

This is so immensely cool.. Not only did it take whole bucketloads of work, but it's a marvellous sendup and spoof =)

[handicappedhero]

HOW DID YOU DO ALL THIS :O

Brilliant.

[Asara]

level 10000detousand!!!!!!!!!!!

[swerpee]

i dont get it

[LadyMurasaki2]

Those axotyl are so cute.

[silverhawkroman]

triple turbo hyper mega neon giga super berserk dragon electric crystal galaxy from the ridicule horror world comic punch, total apocalypse smash lunatic flare,shower ultimate limit gadget beam alpha fury power level 10.000 + HAS NO EFFECT ON MEEEE!! HAHAHA LOL, am i right???

[bennymcfarlane]

LMFAO! "super hyper mega goodhouse six giga turbo gold edition deluxe" This must have taken months! What's the story on this. Did it whop ass at any film festivals?

[CleaveTheDragon]

"Film Festivals," he says. HAHAHAH

[bennymcfarlane]

what? okay, so it's not conventional, but it's brilliant... tho Devil Eyes will always be my favorite Paul Robertson flic. Dude has a unique niche and peculiar genius.

[CleaveTheDragon]

When I think "film festival," I think of some film focused on political issues or a documentary on gay cowboys. Those guys don't give two craps about a sprite movie.

[Fishyboy632000000]

That's nonsense and lies! Pirate Baby's Cabana Street Battle got into a film festival and such! Look it up on wikipedia.

[hablaolcosa]

this would be awesome PsP game ^.^

[hablaolcosa]

this would be awesome PsP game ^.^

[GrapefruityTikbit]

wha?

[xbetchh]

This didn't remind me of Metal Slug. Instead.. it reminded me of Alien Homonid.

[Smurgen]

Is there a HQ video download somewhere?

[wafels2]

ROFL ILMAO LOL!

[solidkingcobra]

awesomeness.

[DrButler]

WHY ISN'T THIS A GAME?!?!?!!

[yourlocalloser]

this is so amazing... i am overwhelmed. i wish it was a real game though.

[GreatRussianHellfire]

oh, we all do, friend. :)

[yourlocalloser]

haha, actually i heard it ran off of a certain game engine which i dare to meantion. Which is enough to say that it is entirely possible for it to become a game. I'd play it for sure. (n_n)

[GreatRussianHellfire]

:S i really hate to burst your bubble, but the guy who did this, Paul Robertson, is a pixel-animator. he just makes videos like this to LOOK like video games... he has done three music videos (for Architecture in Helsinki, Jeremy Dower, and Qua) and has made one or two other animations just for fun, his most famed animoation being PIRATE BABY'S CABANA BATTLE STREET FIGHT 2006. but hey, for all i know, i could be entirely wrong, and he does some game engine! :D cool!

[yourlocalloser]

Haha... My bubble can't be burst. I know who it is. It says at the end of the video. I guess the only thing anybody could really do is ask weather or not he did use a game engine, but it's been mentioned to me that it baisically ran off of an Armored Core engine. This could be the case, or the person who told me that heard it directly from Paul himself. Either that, or it was Paul himelf who told me, vicariously; through so and so. God damn, gotta love how we all try to play telephone.

[GreatRussianHellfire]

Armored Core? really? i don't really see how that might be, consider how all of his animations are side-scrollers. i was thinking something more along the lines of Metal Slug.

[yourlocalloser]

Oops haha... That's the game that I meant! Metal Slug! I don't know how Armored Core popped into my head. I'm not even sure if I enjoyed that game much, probably because I wasn't very good at it. Either way, all I'm even saying is that it would be cool if Hyper Parsnip Bitches was actually a game. I know I'd buy it.

[GreatRussianHellfire]

much agreed. i wonder and hope that Robertson gets recognized as an artists, and maybe NAMCO or something could put out a game or two with him as the lead designer.

by the way, Metal Slug 3-5 are now available as console games, and you have unlimited lives for all 5 games. you'll always be good at them now :D they're fun as hell too. EXACTLY like Hyper Parsnip Bitches, except with nazis and zombies and aliens.

[feczor]

mugen?

[mofrack]

nope. all done by hand.

[ravenjehuty]

ok..no lie: this guy makes pritty good sprite cartoons...but i must ask...what the crap is he on cuz.....i want some! ^_^ in anycase pritty cool chit...

[Lymojo]

Paul's work has definitely improved over the years. The switch to voiceless characters was a good decision.

[capgamer]

Man, I would hate to play this game.

[Taroksing]

una critica bastante bien echa a los repetitivos juegos rpg XD

[MatadorB]

The animations is super awsome because it gives it that video game feel (SNES feel)and works very well with video GJ Paul.

[ipodsucksballs]

I don't like the graphic style that much.

[cheesegraterslaves]

YAY!

[potcity]

qué vato tan cagado

[VolkColopatrion]

The apocalypse?

[Icenri]

¡¡¡Paul Robertson es el AMO!!!

[picorott]

mas o menos, vi otras cosas de el y a veces parece que las tiene re clara y otras parece un emo re bananoide

[crazycrazyV]

AWESOME almost as good as pirate baby's cabana battle 2006 but would still be a good game

[MariaKukasMuukaan]

I didn't understand what did they say.. but this is awesome!!

[Davidow1]

Woo, Paul Robertson is tha man!

A bit hard to hear what they were saying, tough.

[babylonian]

"Albatrosses!"

"Your bullets have little to no effect on me!"

[SwordfighterRed]

...How very interesting that was.

[guardianjuan]

ah I get it at the end the powers where like looong

[guardianjuan]

dang rbo this is just awesome loved it if it is a game I would love to play it

[AyeyeBrazorf]

AMAZING! I don't know any Spanish but since I read "Paul Robertson" I knew I would watch this video! That man is a freaking genius! Gotta love the Metal Slug references!

[kimmytheechidna]

Is that Kirby asleep on the logo at the start?

[kantico]

NO.-

[Scythemantis]

No, it's their cuttlefish mascot. It looks nothing like kirby when you see it clearer :)

[MDude1350]

This is realy, realy cool, with a dash of awesome. Good work.

[Garandorf]

Esta muy bueno, pero no saves si es un juego posta?

[kantico]

Hola, mirá, por lo que vi en algunas páginas buscando info sobre el autor me enteré que hace videojuegos, pero no encontré ninguno. Hay que fijarse. Saludos.

[KID6116]

werid

[DervonMidhas]

No son videojuegos, son animaciones con tematica de videp juegos para hacer satiras.